Chapter 238: Birthday Joke
"Husband, but it's okay to say!" Wen Xin said confidently that she believed that Chu Nan would definitely be on her side.
"If you want me to say, tonight is Bingyun's birthday, let's talk about something else to make Bingyun happy." Chu Nan originally wanted to speak out against Wen Xin's point of view, but when he thought that tonight was Bingyun's birthday, don't be too stiff, so he temporarily changed his words.
Wen Xin and Tian Yingying suddenly realized, and they both smiled at the embarrassed Bingyun.
"Yun Ma, let's serve!" Wen Xin shouted.
After a while, Yun Ma served a sumptuous dinner, and the table was full.
"Where's the birthday cake?" Chu Nan frowned.
"What birthday cake? I'll only tell Yun Ma to add vegetables! Wen Xin was stunned.
Go, are you dizzy from practice, how can you have a birthday without a birthday cake!
"It's good to add vegetables, what kind of birthday cake to make, vulgar!" Bingyun said happily, as if he was rounding the field for Wen Xin.
"I've already made an order, and the cake shop will send it later, a three-layer big cake, and our little birthday star will eat it until it breaks its stomach!" Tian Yingying said with a smile.
Chu Nan glanced at Tian Yingying, or she thought thoughtfully, in her previous life, when it was Chu Nan's turn to celebrate her birthday, no matter how busy Tian Yingying was, she would never forget to order a big cake, which was also three-tiered.
Sometimes it's just the two of them together, sometimes it's a group of friends, and once it's a birthday, Chu Nan's boss came, a small boss of a company of more than ten people......
Thinking of this, Chu Nan touched his nose and smiled slightly: "Let's each tell Bingyun a birthday joke, it's okay to experience it personally, it's okay to hear about it, as long as you can make Bingyun laugh, it's a success!" ”
"Yes, yes! Let's start with you. Tian Yingying happily raised her hands in approval, and Bingyun was also very happy.
Wen Xin smiled faintly, what kind of joke should she tell?
"Okay, I'll tell you a joke that I personally experienced, talking about a birthday dinner in my previous life......" When Chu Nan just talked about his previous life, the three beauties all rolled their eyes and vomited collectively, which is also a personal experience?
Chu Nan ignored them and continued: "There were six people at that dinner, my wife and me, and four colleagues, and a person suddenly came in the middle of the dinner, guess who it was?" ”
"It can't be your wife outside, right?" Tian Yingying laughed and teased. Wen Xin and Bingyun just shook their heads.
Chu Nan glared at Tian Yingying and continued: "It's our boss who came, the owner of a small company with more than ten people. As soon as he heard that I had a birthday, he immediately generously took out 600 yuan and said that he wished me a happy birthday. ”
"Wow, pretty generous boss!" Bingyun spoke, smiling innocently. Tian Yingying and Wen Xin didn't speak, they seemed to have guessed that there must be something greasy in it, otherwise how could it be called a joke.
Chu Nan continued: "The beer money that night was only 500 yuan, and there was 100 yuan left. So the next day, I brought the remaining 100 yuan to buy fruit to the company and shared it sweetly with the boss and more than ten colleagues. ”
"It should be like this, it should be like this!" Bingyun continued to say innocently that she thought the story was over.
Chu Nan continued: "After more than ten days, it is time to receive salary, I used to receive 1,200 yuan every month, but this time I only received 600 yuan. So I asked the boss, and the boss smiled and said, "On the night of your birthday some time ago, didn't you advance 600 yuan first!" I was stunned and almost fainted! ”
Tian Yingying laughed, Wen Xin smiled faintly, Bingyun was stunned for a while, and scolded with a smile: "How can there be such a boss who picks the door!" ”
Next it was Tian Yingying's turn, she cleared her throat first, and deliberately said affectionately: "This is a true story, if you are cheating, you can call 12315 to complain!" ”
Wen Xin glanced at Tian Yingying: "You have a birthday, I'm here every time, see how you make it up!" ”
Tian Yingying smiled slightly and continued: "I often hear that 1+1 is not just equal to 2, so on the night of your 5th birthday, cousin, you had already gone back to sleep. I ran into my parents' room, they were in bed, and I asked, 'Mom, what is 1+1?' Mom thought about it and replied 'little girl', how could there be such an answer, I didn't believe it, and continued to ask my dad, and my dad didn't hesitate to say 'cool'! ”
Chu Nan laughed after hearing this, this joke is really cool enough, I didn't expect Tian Yingying to be able to tell such a yellow joke!
Wen Xin and Bingyun looked puzzled by the second monk: "This ...... It's a joke, too! ”
"I've always felt inexplicable, so I just said it casually. You see people laughing like they're having a good time! Tian Yingying said with a smile.
"Husband, what are you laughing at?" Maybe it's because Tian Yingying is here, Wen Xin's husband is her husband.
"Do you really not understand, or do you deliberately sell cuteness?" Chu Nan looked at them in disbelief, he couldn't imagine that the three of them were equally innocent!
"Uncle, you can explain." Bingyun's clear eyes looked at Chu Nan, looking pitiful, why did such a beauty wear a suit every day?
This...... Why don't you explain it, it seems a little inappropriate for children!
But the three of them had to explain to him, otherwise it was likely that they would collectively be like him, especially Wen Xin, who had already gathered his strength.
"Actually, it's very simple, you can take one of the 1s as your father, and the other 1 is your mother, and after your parents are combined, you will naturally have these little girls!" Chu Nan explained half first.
"Then why is there only one cool word in my dad's answer, how to explain this?" Tian Yingying also wants to hear the answer from the other half.
"What about this, I can't explain it, but I'll understand it when you round the house! Hehe," Chu Nan said mysteriously.
As soon as they heard the words of the round house, they also understood a general idea, and they all glanced at Chu Nan, go, how can they explain it like this, their thoughts are not correct!
"Miss, it's your turn." Bingyun said with a smile.
Wen Xin thought for a moment and said, "Well, I was also on the night of my 5th birthday, when my cousin was gone. As we all know, my birthday was Valentine's Day on February 14th, and when I was about to fall asleep, I asked my mother, 'Mom, what is your birthday?' 'Mom replied, 'February 9th,' I cried out in a little shock, 'Mom, you're so good, you gave birth to me in just five days!' ’”
After Wen Xin finished speaking, she laughed first, and Chu Nan and they also laughed, after all, this is a joke with a low laughing point, everyone can understand it!
At this time, the doorbell rang, Bingyun went out to take a look, and it turned out that the waiter of the cake shop had brought the big cake.
The three-tiered cake is placed on the coffee table in the living room, and the words "Happy Birthday" on the cake are written in red cream, which is particularly eye-catching.
Tian Yingying lit the candle, and Chu Nan turned off the light very cooperatively.
"Bingyun, make a wish!" Wen Xin said with a smile.
Bingyun happily closed his eyes, and when he just put his palms together, he suddenly said, "You guys wait a while!" Then he hurried back to his room.
Chu Nan was stunned, what's wrong with this girl, she is mysterious, could it be that there is still her Prince Charming hidden in her room, and she was invited out when she was blowing out candles?