Chapter 086: The way Chongqing people greet each other

On the road in Yujiang Village, which is not like a road, running in groups, coming and going, rubbing shoulders one after another, more lively than catching up with the market, a tricycle full of goods parked on the side of the road, Zhang Mingjie, Li Dahan and Feng Xia are unloading from the car, and Luo Erwa, who is dressed like an old man, is sorting out the shelves on the back of the mule.

In order to keep it secret, the goods were all in pockets, Luo Erwa didn't know what Zhang Mingjie and they bought, so he joked: "Mingjie, do you want to make wine and buy so many things?" ”

Zhang Mingjie said with a hippie smile: "Yes, yes, you have to come to eat and drink then." ”

Luo Erwa showed a mouth full of yellow teeth, and said, "I must come, I must come." ”

Li Dahan was busy with his work, and he smirked: "Speaking of wine, I heard a very funny thing, just yesterday, Wang Dazhui's family had a birthday wine in front of him, and as a result, all the people who were running on the road went to his house to eat, and they just ate the food prepared by his family so that there was no soup left, Wang Dazhui's heart was dripping blood, and the other people who were going to drink in the past two days quickly changed the time after knowing about it." ”

Zhang Mingjie said with a smile: "These people are sick in the brain, and they have been drinking all the time for the past two days while living on the side of the road, so it's strange not to eat him poor." ”

Li Dahan said: "I heard that Wang Da Hammer also estimated this before, but he thought that those who went to eat would definitely follow the ceremony, you think, even if one person with 50 yuan, how much money do you have to charge, as a result, people just eat, eat and leave, Wang Da Hammer can only stare at the side, hahahaha, it's funny to think of that scene." ”

Feng Xia pushed her red-framed glasses and said with a smile: "You Lehar are really interesting, every time I come over, I can always meet a few whole winemakers, and next time I will also go to have a meal, what do you think of Lehar's idea?" ”

Zhang Mingjie learned Feng Xia's tone and said, "It's not the same." ”

Feng Xia asked, "For the first time?"

Zhang Mingjie smiled: "You went, people asked you, where did this girl come from, why haven't I seen it?" Then you replied in Chongqing dialect, you can't tell that I'm a barbarian from Chongqing, so it's going to be exposed, hahahaha. ”

Li Dahan and Luo Erwa also laughed, and the tricycle master Zhu smiled: "You Chongqing dialect is so good, you can also teach me a few words." ”

Feng Xia said: "Okay, which sentence do you want to learn?" ”

The wheel driver thought for a while and said, "Just learn how to say hello, next time I'm going to Chongqing, it's better to follow the customs." ”

Feng Xia coughed dryly and said: "When we Chongqing people meet, we must pout each other first, such as 'You turtle son, you went to make a fortune after a while, and you don't call Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu still thinks that your turtle was abducted by a girl', as long as you pout like this, even if you can't recognize the two of you, the other party will feel very cordial." ”

Zhang Mingjie and the three of them all laughed when they heard this, and Li Dahan asked again: "Then how should the other party answer?" ”

Feng Xia said: "The other party usually says, 'You poke and poke melon baby, how can Lao Tzu have that blessing, your turtle son is busy for a while, it's okay at night, I invite you to eat hot pot, Shancheng beer tube is enough, don't put your turtle down Lao Tzu will never follow the teaching'." We Chongqing people are upright and cheerful, and when we meet you, it means that we treat you as a friend, if we don't pout you, it means that your relationship is not in place. ”

Zhang Mingjie and the three laughed again, and the tricycle master nodded straight and said: "I am preparing to go to Chongqing to work after the Spring Festival, now I have the bottom in my heart, first scold the turtle son when we meet, and then the other party will treat me as a friend?" ”

Feng Xia laughed and said: "Yes, yes, yes, but I have to issue a disclaimer first, if you are sent to the hospital at that time, don't say that I taught you to say it." ”

Zhang Mingjie laughed and said: "Feng Xia, when did you become so humorous, I think, you just set up a band to talk about Chongqing dialect, and when the time comes, we will definitely invite you to have a whole wine here." ”

Li Dahan hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, this is a good idea, when the time comes, I will be a porter for you, and the salary will give me three or four thousand a month." ”

Feng Xia glanced at Li Dahan and said, "You are a dull man, Wu Cai has always called you Li Da fool, I don't think you are stupid at all." ”

Zhang Mingjie smiled: "He, he's only stupid in front of Wu Cai." ”

Li Dahan was smiling on the side, and Luo Erwa said while loading the mule: "Speaking of wine, I am asking you for help with something, I will get married in half a month, please help me then." ”

Zhang Mingjie said: "Yo, Lao Luo, the movement is quite fast, is it the one you told us about in the next village last time?" ”

Luo Erwa said a little shyly: "Yes, it's her." ”

Li Dahan said: "Lao Luo, don't worry, I'll carry the cabinet for you when the time comes." ”

Feng Xia said inexplicably: "Don't get married, what are you carrying the cabinet?" ”

Zhang Mingjie explained: "This is our custom here, there is a complex set of procedures for marriage, the woman's wedding dress includes furniture, the man has to ask someone to carry it back, this cabinet must be the first to enter the house, so the person who carries the cabinet is also very important, you have to be young and strong, otherwise you can't beat others, and then you will come to join in the fun, guaranteed to open your eyes." ”

Luo Erwa said: "Yes, yes, you must come when Feng Xia comes, it is my honor to invite you." ”

Zhang Mingjie smiled: "Yes, when the time comes, as soon as you open your mouth, the band doesn't need to be invited, haha." ”

Feng Xia said with a smile: "That's good, I'll come to see and understand when the time comes, but you can't arrange heavy work for me." ”

Luo Erwa said happily: "Don't worry, I won't let you suffer." ”

Zhang Mingjie and the others were talking and laughing, while loading the mules, and then took everyone to their homes with a clang, when passing by Widow Li's commissary, they happened to meet Li Hanwen pinching the orchid finger and talking to a few people.

Zhang Mingjie glanced at Feng Xia, who was staring at Li Hanwen, and said with a smile: "Feng Xia, we don't have anything to do today, you can go and meet your true destiny." ”

Feng Xia's face was slightly red, but she was a Chongqing girl after all, and she didn't hesitate, and said, "I'm leaving, what can I do to unload the goods?" ”

Zhang Mingjie said: "Don't worry, with me and Da Han here, you can't make a mistake, you just go." ”

Feng Xia nodded and said, "Then you have to get it, you are old with hard work." ”

Li Dahan looked at Feng Xia, who was running towards Li Hanwen quickly, and said with a smile: "It seems that the two of them have a play." ”

Zhang Mingjie said: "Li Hanwen's mind is all on Wang Jingping, I'm afraid it's not so easy." ”

Feng Xia came to Li Hanwen and said, "Hanwen, are you busy?" ”

Li Hanwen saw that it was Feng Xia, frowned, and said, "Oh, it's Technician Feng, I'm explaining the activity plan to them, why are you here?" He glanced back at Zhang Mingjie and the others, and said, "What are you and Li Mingjie carrying on?" ”

Feng Xia said with a peach blossom on her face: "People miss you, Mingjie bought something, we passed by here, Dou came to see you, Hanwen, you Dou don't always call me old by Feng Technician Feng Technician, it always sounds weird, you Dou calls me by my name, and you will call me Feng Xia in the future, how kind it sounds." ”

Li Hanwen turned his head to look at Wang Jingping in the distance, and said, "Uh, that Feng, Feng Xia, you know what I came here for, so don't waste time on me." ”

Feng Xia grinned and said: "I know, I don't care if you come to Leri for the old man, anyway, I like you, besides, Wang Jingping hasn't promised you yet." ”

Li Hanwen said: "Just because Jingping hasn't agreed to me yet, you shouldn't have come to me, let her see it, don't you misunderstand?" ”

Feng Xia said: "Then I don't care. ”

Li Hanwen twisted his waist and said, "Oh, I really don't know what evil I created in my last life?" ”

Feng Xia said with a grin: "Le explained that you owed me in your last life, so you must pay it back in your life." ”

Li Hanwen stroked his chicken nest head with his orchid finger and said, "Alas, it's really troublesome for people to be handsome. ”

Feng Xia hurriedly posted it and said, "Don't mess up your hairstyle, I'll give you a haircut." Frightened, Li Hanwen retreated again and again.

In front of Wang Jingping's booth, Bai Xue looked at Li Hanwen and Feng Xia in the distance and said, "It seems that they have a play." ”

Wu Cai said hee-hee: "This Feng Xia still has some means, and she can do it herself without our help." ”

Wang Jingping looked in Li Hanwen's direction and said, "If they can really succeed, I am also happy for my old classmate." ”

Bai Xue said, "Why don't I see how happy you are? ”

Wang Jingping didn't speak coldly, Wu Cai said: "Hehe, my sister is not happy, you can't look at her expression, you can just listen to what she says, if she wants to say that she is happy, she will definitely be happy, if she wants to say that she is unhappy, she will definitely be unhappy, then there is a saying, oh, yes, the mountain fell in front of her, and her face was not red." ”

Wang Jingping sneered and laughed, and said: "Wu Cai, you were sent by the monkey to tease me, isn't it, that makes Taishan collapse in front of him and his color remains unchanged, it's okay to read more books." ”

Bai Xue smiled: "Look, this is called happy, it's the first time I've seen you smile, it's really a smile on your face, I finally understand why King Zhou You lit a peak fire to tease the princes in ancient times for Bo Baoxi's smile." ”

Wu Cai said: "Yes, yes, every time I see her smile, my whole body is crisp, I sometimes really hate myself for not being a man, looking at the beauty in front of me but not being able to enjoy it, it's really painful." ”

Wang Jingping regained her cold face and said, "Wu Cai, it's over." ”

Bai Xue smiled: "Who said that a daughter can't like a woman?" ”

Wu Cai nodded and said, "That's it, I think so too, but my sister doesn't agree." ”

Bai Xue said in surprise: "Wu Cai, you can't really be that, right?" ”

Wu Cai hurriedly coughed twice and said, "Uh, that, just kidding, just kidding, who called my sister too beautiful, both men and women eat it." ”

Wang Jingping turned her head and glared at Wu Cai, Wu Cai quickly stopped, Bai Xue smiled: "Wu Cai, if you let Li Dahan know that you like women, he will definitely be sad." ”

Wu Cai pursed his lips and said, "What do I like, what does it matter to him?" ”

Bai Xue said: "Yes, I heard that Li Dahan's girlfriend is coming in two days, I don't know what you think?" ”

Wu Cai grabbed Bai Xue and asked, "Ah, really?" ”

Wu Cai saw that Bai Xue and Wang Jingping were looking at her with strange eyes, so she quickly changed her words and said, "Hehe, I just asked, I don't mean anything else." ”