As a result, Lin Yan, who heard the news in Changkun Palace, cried to death. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Princess Jue comforted her and said: "Queen Mother, don't be sad, you don't know, now this person is not his father at all, even if he chooses ten or eight concubines to come in, it has nothing to do with his father." ”

Lin Yan cried: "Why is it not closed, although your current father is fake, but the body is your father's, what if he uses your father's body to spoil those little concubines." After speaking, he hugged Princess Jue's neck and cried, looking heartbroken.

The little prince said: "Queen Mother, don't worry, I have already threatened people from house to house, and no one dares to send the girl from the family to the draft." Besides, the queen mother, you don't look at how old your father is, it is estimated that she can't even give birth to a child, and now your father is ignoring the government and not in power, who is so stupid to send a girl into the palace. ”

Lin Yan turned her head to look at the little prince Xu who was squatting on the ground and was not yet as high as the corner of the table.

The little prince said in his heart, okay, his father can still give birth to Xu'er in his fifties, and it is estimated that he still has the ability to give birth to other children.

The little prince said: "In short, you can rest assured that the queen mother, if you have a son, who dares to submit the girl to the palace for the draft, the son will go to draw his girl into a flower face, so that they will not be able to see anyone for the rest of their lives." When it comes to the draft, the son will go to find some ugly monsters, or women older than the queen mother, to fill the number, and then see if the fake father will choose or not. ”

Lin Yan said: "What if he sees these women and doesn't make it, and then turns back to find the queen mother?" ”

Prince Huan and Princess Jue: "......"

The little prince squatted on the ground and tilted his head: "......"

This seems to be a real problem.

Lin Yan said: "It's not a matter of always being worried like this, hasn't the prince figured out how to save your father and emperor back?" ”

The little prince Huan said: "Don't worry, the queen mother, the prince's brother has already gone to discuss with Lord Zhao and them, and he will definitely be able to figure out a way soon." ”

Princess Jue came up with an idea at this time: "Otherwise, like last time, I tied up my father, saying that I would pour him dung water to scare out the evil ghosts and evil spirits in my father?" ”

Huan Xiaozi said: "No, it was the father who ordered the mother to be tied last time, so you can do this." But this time, if we kid up our father, if people outside know about it, they will think that we are rebelling. And the evil ghost in the father's body doesn't look as timid as the evil ghost in the queen mother's body last time, and he may not be able to scare away. ”

Lin Yan was dissatisfied, looked at the little prince Huan with a very resentful gaze, and asked: "According to your meaning, if the queen mother is haunted by evil ghosts, you can pour dung water on the queen mother, and your father can't fill the dung water if he is haunted by evil ghosts?" ”

The little prince touched his head and said: "Didn't you not pour it last time, I was saying that it was my son who made the idea last time, and it was my father who gave the order." ”

Lin Yan snorted: "Then put this way for your father, whether it is useful or not, it will be calculated separately." As he spoke, he learned the tone of the little prince Huan last time and said: "We are all for the good of your father, even if your father comes back and knows, he will definitely not blame us." ”

The little prince said clearly at this time: "If that's the case, if the queen mother didn't become a stinky queen mother last time, wouldn't the father become a stinky father." Then when my father comes back, I don't want him to hug me. As he spoke, he wrinkled his nose and made a very smelly and disgusted little appearance.

The little prince of Huan mourned for the emperor in his heart, and when he met the mother who held a grudge, the father, you should ask for more blessings.

However, this method of making a plan did not work in the end.

Because the crown prince objected, the prince felt that he could not be so disrespectful to his father.

And when it came to the draft, the fake emperor saw that these people who came to the draft were either crooked melons and cracked dates or old women who were about the same age as him, so he naturally knew that the draft was passive.

The fake emperor snorted angrily, thinking that he still had to spoil a young concubine, or he would have to let the prince and others succeed.

When returning to the Qinzheng Palace, Lu met a beautiful palace maid, the fake emperor felt that there was no peerless beauty, and this palace maid was reluctant, so he pulled the palace maid and wanted to do something happy.

As a result, I didn't expect that the palace maids in the harem, under the guidance of Lin Yan, have grown up into good girls with clean and self-love over the years.

As soon as the palace maid saw the fake emperor like this, she directly pulled out the hairpin on her bun and slashed it on her arm, and then said with a resolute and righteous gaze: "Your Majesty, please respect yourself, otherwise, the slave and maid will not be insulted by you even if they die." ”

The fake emperor felt bored for a moment, and then went to Lin Yan's Changkun Palace.

After the fake emperor came, he lay down directly on the bed, and then stared at Lin Yan.

Lin Yan was a little scared and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

The fake emperor snorted: "Don't think that I don't know your little actions behind your back, since you won't let me take a young concubine, then you will serve me." Why, I, the emperor, can't call you to serve as a queen? ”

The fake emperor turned his angle and suddenly found that Lin Yan was a little older, not his original taste, but she was still very beautiful, and she was well-maintained, forty years old was still like thirty years old, and she still had a mature charm on her body.

The fake emperor originally just wanted to scare Lin Yan, but he really saw some interest in it.

The more Lin Yan looked at the appearance of the fake emperor, the more terrifying she felt, and hurriedly turned around to escape. As a result, the fake emperor jumped up from the bed with a vigorous posture, hugged Lin Yan from behind, squinted his eyes and teased: "Empress, let's go to bed." ”

Lin Yan picked up the vase on the case next to her and smashed it directly behind her back, the vase shattered with a "bang", and then the fake emperor also lay on the ground.

The little prince and the crown prince who were outside walked in, and when they saw the emperor lying on the ground, they covered their mouths and exclaimed.

Lin Yan came to look like a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and said angrily: "No matter, now you can use any method, hurry up and save your father and emperor!" ”

Lin Yan asked the fake emperor to sit on the chair, and then Princess Rui brought dog blood.

Lin Yan took it and splashed it on the emperor, but it was useless.

Princess Jun brought her son's child urine, and Lin Yan also sprinkled some on the emperor, but there was still nothing.

The little prince handed over his black donkey's hooves again, and said to Lin Yan: "I was discovered last time before I used it, this time it must be useful, stuff my father's mouth." Then he nodded to Lin Yan and asked her to believe him.

Lin Yan took it and stuffed it into the emperor's mouth, but it was still useless.

At this time, Princess Jue handed over the peachwood sword, Lin Yan took it in her hand and gestured, and was about to stab the emperor, while shouting with fierce eyes: "Evil ghost, don't come out soon......"

As a result, at this time, the emperor woke up leisurely.

Lin Yan looked at it and shouted, "Are you the real emperor or the fake emperor?"

The emperor looked left and right at his embarrassed body, and there was really any smell on his body, dog blood mixed with boy urine, and a foul-smelling black donkey's hoof stuffed in his mouth.

The emperor took down the black donkey's hooves, looked at Lin Yan with resentment and accusation, and said, "Yuan Yuan, I know that you still hate what happened last time, but you can't retaliate against me like this!" ”

Huan Xiao Prince, Princess Jun, Princess Jue and others were happy, and jumped up hand in hand and said, "It's my father, it's my real father." Then one by one began to rush to take credit, one said, "I said that dog blood should be used", and the other said: "It's my eldest man's boy urine that is effective." ", and then said: "Don't fight, it's obvious that my black donkey's hooves let my father come back......"

The emperor opened his hand and wanted Lin Yan to give him a hug.

Although Lin Yan wanted to pounce on it and congratulate the emperor on his return. But looking at the dog blood and boy urine on his body and the foul-smelling black donkey hooves, he finally pinched his nose, pointed at him, and said, "Your Majesty, you better wash it first." ”

The emperor glared at her, then turned around and opened his hand to the little prince Xu, shouting, "Xu'er......"

Prince Xu hurriedly hid behind the prince and said to the emperor: "Stinky father, Xu'er doesn't want it." The father and emperor washed it in vain, and the fragrance was scented before Xu'er wanted it. ”

The emperor looked at Princess Huan Xiao Huang Zijue and the others again, but Princess Huan Xiao Huang Zi Jue all found excuses to slip away, and they all disliked the smell and things on the emperor's body.

The emperor frowned, and suddenly became worried...... Say yes, never leave each other, don't dislike it......