Chapter 1 I am Zeng Xiaoxian

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Looking in the mirror, Lin Qi looked at herself inside in disbelief, this is herself? He has become Zeng Xiaoxian.

Got into the love apartment? Lin Qi touched his face, this is really a strange and familiar face!

"Brother Xian, answer the phone, Brother Xian, answer the phone!" The phone rang, Lin Qi made a radical call, turned around and picked up his mobile phone: "Who are you looking for?" ”

As soon as the words came out, Lin Qi was stunned, how could she feel so cheap? Did he inherit the true character of a?

"Brother Xian, why haven't you come yet? It's about to start recording, and if you don't come, you'll be late. A woman's voice came, suppressed with a little nervousness: "We have a new leader in the stage, don't let people catch the handle, the new official has three fires." ”

Quack! Toot Toot Toot Too

The phone hung up, listening to the blind tone on the phone, Lin Qi was a little stunned, and he still didn't understand it for a while. Looking at the call log on the phone, there are two words on it: Judy!

"My phone editor?" Stretching out his hand and pointing at his chest, Lin Qi, no, it was Zeng Xiaoxian who said hesitantly.

"The new leader?" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and looked up at the roof: "It should be that Ziqiao's old friend, Lisa Rong, right?" ”

No matter, hurry up, it's really going to be late! Behind him, he picked up the key on the table, opened the door and rushed out, followed by the warm fragrance of nephrite in his arms, and then he was punched back.

Touching his eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the person who appeared at the door: "You are sick!" ”

"I should ask you this, you are sick! What are you running around in a daze? The person who came looked unhappy, pinched his waist and held his head high, and said loudly.

It hurts!

Opening his eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian saw the woman in front of him, and said hesitantly: "Are you Hu Yifei?" ”

"I'm really sick, did I forget to take my medicine again in the morning?" Hu Yifei snorted, spared Zeng Xiaoxian, walked to the sofa and sat down: "Did you take the wrong medicine?" Or is it another episode of intermittent psychosis? ”

Is it really Hu Yifei? Zeng Xiaoxian's heart suddenly became excited, this is his own woman!

"Hug first!" Zeng Xiaoxian pounced directly on Hu Yifei, he had wanted to do this for a long time, but the gap between putting it into practice and imagining it was a bit big. Zeng Xiaoxian only felt that a fist was getting bigger and bigger, and then it was the same as when he opened the door.

Both eyes couldn't be opened, and tears came down: "Hu Yifei! ”

"What? Dead pervert, I have long seen it, you are a post-70s lewd stream! Leng snorted, picked up an apple from the table, took a hard bite, and quickly walked out of the house.

I wanted to cry without tears, because the tears were gone, and when I returned to the front of the mirror, Zeng Xiaoxian saw Zeng Xiaoxian with panda eyes.

"It's too ruthless!" screamed, then grinned and pulled at the wound.

I picked up my glasses from the table and brought them to myself, looked at them, they were still very handsome, turned around and hurriedly walked out. drove his car to the radio station and walked into his recording studio, Zeng Xiaoxian's heart moved, should he meet Nolan here?

glanced at her phone editor, Judy, and actually slept on the table.

Walking to the table and knocking on the table behind him, Zeng Xiaoxian said loudly: "Get up, still sleep?" The moon is all in the ass! ”

Raising her head in a daze, Judy looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, always feeling that there was something different about him today, but after a closer look, she didn't find it. Looking outside the door, Judy said cautiously, "Didn't you see the new leader?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head, Lisa Rong? I haven't seen it, and now I haven't figured out the timeline, what time period I came to the love apartment.

"Here's your manuscript for today!" Judy handed a manuscript to Zeng Xiaoxian, and said while punching Hache: "The time is coming!" ”

I took the manuscript, looked through it, and found that the writer behind it was actually myself, and the floodgates of memory were opened, as if washed over like a flood. It turned out that I came to the first episode, and when everything started, it was much easier.

"Hello everyone, welcome to your moon my heart, a good man is mine, I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian!" Skillfully using the equipment, starting the first real program after the crossing, the sound is full of magnetism.

Throw the manuscript aside, it's a mess, let's say it yourself!

"What do women crave the most? That's right, it's to put on a holy wedding dress and walk on the red carpet of happiness. Many times, we just live in an urban fairy tale without knowing it! Zeng Xiaoxian said in a magnetic voice: "Xiaoxian has such a friend. ”

"He lives with a girl in two suites of an apartment, one always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator!" Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian frowned, what's weird, should he change his lines?

After talking about the romantic story of Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu, Zeng Xiaoxian also realized a problem, that is: love fairy tales also depend on the name!

Poignant love often needs a good name and a beautiful male and female protagonist, otherwise it can only be a buyer's show.

"Let's take the next listener's call!" The show continued, and after glancing at the phone editor Judy, Zeng Xiaoxian pressed the answer button, and then pressed to hang up, seeing that the call was cut off, Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief.

For the buddies who "eat baked cakes and eat beer covers, eat baked cakes and eat mothballs, go to Qingfeng Temple to burn incense, and the mobile phone falls into the merit incense and can't get it out", Zeng Xiaoxian after crossing has nothing to say to him.

Glancing at the time of the show, there was still half of the time left, Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath, and said in a rather mysterious tone: "From today onwards, Xiaoxian will bring you a new link in the show, that is, the daily story collection." ”

"In this link, Xiaoxian will tell you some stories, I hope you can like it."

In the midnight show, you have to have the appearance of a midnight show, or you will do a show on the reproductive health of the sexes, or you will obediently tell ghost stories. There is no future for doing emotional shows, so it is more appropriate to tell ghost stories, and the change starts with late-night ghost stories.

"Today, Xiaoxian wants to bring you a story called "Ghost Blowing the Lamp", which is a very interesting story." Zeng Xiaoxian leaned back in his chair and said in a very euphemistic and beautiful voice: "Tomb robbery is not sightseeing, not poetry, not painting and embroidery, not so elegant, so leisurely, affectionate and silent, so heaven and earth." Tomb robbing is a technique, a technique for vandalism. ”

"These deeds must start from a remnant book left by my grandfather, "Sixteen Characters Yin and Yang Feng Shui Secret Techniques", this remnant book, the second half of which was somehow torn off, leaving only this chapter on the upper scroll of feng shui, most of which are unique secret techniques such as interpreting the feng shui pattern of tombs."

Looking up at the time, Zeng Xiaoxian knew that the show was about to end, so he peeked at his phone editor Judy and found that she was asleep.

"Okay, tonight's "Your Moon My Heart" is like this, I am your good friend, a good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian! I wish you all a good night's sleep. After saying this, Zeng Xiaoxian took off his headphones and breathed a sigh of relief.

Glancing at the watch in my hand, it's time to go, I'm going to the venue today, and there's a wedding waiting for me to attend.

woke up Judy again, and didn't care about her, Zeng Xiaoxian left the radio station directly.

Back in the community, Zeng Xiaoxian found that the square of the community was already busy, and all kinds of scenes were almost arranged. looked at his watch, it was still early, came upstairs, knocked lightly on the door, and then Zeng Xiaoxian waited quietly.

The door was quickly opened, and Hu Yifei appeared in front of Zeng Xiaoxian.

The red T-shirt and white trousers show her figure vividly.

"Ahh It's not my takeaway yet! Hu Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, and then slammed the door shut, as if Zeng Xiaoxian outside didn't exist at all.

Reaching out and touching his nose, Zeng Xiaoxian's expression was extremely weird, this feeling of knowing what others were going to say, why was it so weird?

Pulling the door open, Lin Qi knew that according to the script, he should have had a big quarrel with Hu Yifei, and the reason was about the wedding plan. However, Zeng Xiaoxian has already been replaced, but he feels that Hu Yifei's plan is better, because in the end, Zeng Xiaoxian has never fought Hu Yifei.

"I'm not a takeaway, but I'm kind enough to bring back someone's favorite egg fried rice!" Zeng Xiaoxian walked in and picked up a bag from behind his back, with several white lunch boxes in it: "The so-called egg fried rice, that is, rice and egg salt, I just don't know if it's better than someone's cooking." ”

Hu Yifei's eyes lit up, rushed to Zeng Xiaoxian's side, clapped his hands, and blinked with big eyes: "I know, you are the best!" ”

"Humph!" Picking up the lunch box and sitting on the sofa, Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed his saliva: "Actually, I'm a little hungry myself!" ”

"I knew you weren't so kind!" Hu Yifei pinched his waist and pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Say it!" What are the conditions for you, a post-70s lewd stream? ”

Condition? It didn't seem to have any conditions, scratching his head, Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head and said, "Forget it, let's eat it for you!" Look at you for your pathetic sake. ”

took the lunch box and happily placed it on the table, Hu Yifei quickly opened the lunch box, in addition to egg fried rice, Zeng Xiaoxian also brought a spicy hot. Raising his head and glancing at Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei stared at him and said, "Say, did you put something in it?" ”

Rolling his eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth and said: "If you don't eat it, give it to me, the dog bites Lu Dongbin!" ”

"Believe you once!" Hu Yifei picked up the chopsticks and began to feast.

Zeng Xiaoxian went to the window to look, and saw that the guests in the community square had already begun to enter, and hurriedly said to Hu Yifei: "I'm going down, you eat slowly!" ”

What Hu Yifei said in the back, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't listen to it at all, and now he went to play with Meijia!

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