"Tricks!? That's a trick that an ignorant guy like you would do. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info And I, as a veteran driver, prefer to call the following thing science! ”

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the fuel tank cap, and then unscrewed the circular cap with force.

Listening to the screams of the lid as it rotated, Liu Jie's mind was full of question marks in capital letters.

At this moment, he didn't care about talking to Zhang Xiaoqiang before he could talk to him, he just wanted to be clear now: "Don't tell me you plan to pour these edamame beans into it." ”

Finger mailbox, Liu Jie didn't say no.

"Come on, what the do you have that guts? I see he's pretending to be B again. ”

"That's right! Boy, if you dare to pour the beans into the gas tank, I will eat all your beans! ”

……

"OK, that friend, if a man speaks, stop your fart, don't admit it later!!"

After that, Zhang Xiaoqiang tore open the sack, took out a handful of edamame, and then stuffed it into the fuel tank under the eyes of everyone.

I grass! The audience was stunned.

In an instant, Ya Que was silent!

This is not the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang continued to stuff edamame into the fuel tank, and waited until dozens of handfuls were stuffed before he could wipe his sweat and stop.

"Come on, come on, that fart friend just now, you can eat the leftover edamame for me. It just so happens that you have a bad mouth, and eating this is convenient for you to divert downward! lest they be smoked in the future! ”

I didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to come to the real place, and the exaggerated face that was ridiculed by the front was uncertain.

In front of so many people, if you say it, it's like throwing, you say that if you recycle it, how disgusting it is.

But if it's so late, so many edamame...... Let's not talk about whether the stomach can stand it, just the gas produced by the chemical reaction is estimated to go to heaven.

Depressed, he exaggerated and defended: "What's the point of stuffing it in, there is a kind of you starting, if you dare to start, I will ......"

"Buzz~Buzz~Buzz~", without waiting for the pompous words to close, the hum of the engine sounded.

This time the pompousness is really speechless.

What's the situation with this Nima, the tank is stuffed with edamame and can actually start!?

"Hehe, brother, the rest of the edamame is yours, I'm still in a hurry, if you're a man, eat it." Of course you don't eat it, I can't help you. Anyway, you talk like a fart...... Let's see for yourself. ”

Zhang Xiaoqiang relied on this move of stuffing edamame not only to popularize relevant scientific knowledge to the exaggerations, but also to reverse the situation on the field.

At least now the melon-eating crowd is all silent and stunned, and no one continues to abuse Zhang Xiaoqiang.

At this moment, the tweeter, which had been stagnant for a while, sounded again: "Attention drivers, attention to drivers, please bring your model on board and we will start the official race right away." ”

The voice fell, Liu Jie looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, then at Li Huan'e, and then smiled: "What?" Xiaoqiang, this is your model? ”

"Huh?" Slightly stunned, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at Li Huan'e uncertainly.

Is this a model?

No kidding, this product is good at playing basketball.

The instinct vetoed it the more, but he never thought that he didn't wait for Zhang Xiaoqiang to speak, but Li Huan'e took the lead and said: "That's right!" I'm his on-board model! ”

My **** grandpa's grandma's grandpa!

"Li Huan'e, I ......"

"Don't thank me, I know you don't have a model, I'll sacrifice it today and reluctantly be your model, who called me to pull you to the competition."

Speechless, is there any!!

Li Huan'e suddenly leaned over and whispered words, directly scorching Zhang Xiaoqianglei's exterior and tenderness.

"She's really your model!?" Liu Jie's eyes were full of playful abuse.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart was dripping blood: "She ......"

"Say!!" Fingers pinched Zhang Xiaoqiang from behind, you must know that Li Huan'e has the strength in his palm, which is the existence of easily carrying hundreds of catties of edamame.

This "twisting" continued, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was in pain, agreed: "Ouch, yes, yes!" ”

"Hehe, okay, okay, then since it is, don't talk nonsense and get in the car quickly."

Nowadays, Zhang Xiaoqiang is a firefly in the dark, and he is the focus of attention wherever he goes.

Looking at Liu Jie, who was waiting to see a good show, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head sideways, lowered his voice and said to Li Huan'e: "Classmate Li, do you really want to be my model!?" ”

"It's all said, don't get excited. Sticking a knife in the ribs for a friend is my rule! ”

Depend on! Do you dare to cheat a little more, you also call it a knife for your friend!? You Y just stab me twice.

"Okay, let's go, get in the car quickly, otherwise the start will be slow, and it will be troublesome." Dropping this sentence, Li Huan'e walked towards Isuzu with a twist and a twist.

Looking at the woman's fat and strong look, Zhang Xiaoqiang's head was sweating.

This...... Can Brother Boiled bear this thing?

In this regard, Zhang Xiaoqiang expressed doubts.

You must know that Ao Lie traveled west for 25,000 years, although he was ridden all the way by Tang Seng.

But what kind of person is Tang Seng, he is a member of the Buddhist family, and he knows how to maintain it, and he is a piece of "fresh meat" when he says it now.

But Li Huan'e is completely a negative example.

This weighs nearly 100 pounds......

"Hey, Xiaoqiang, I said that the space in your car is too small, I can't get in."

There was a woman's complaint in his ears, Zhang Xiaoqiang watched Isuzu swaying from side to side, vibrating up and down, knowing that someone was getting into the car, I didn't know that I thought that the eighteenth ban on cars was shaking.

I said eldest sister, it's because you're too fat to squeeze in, okay!

As soon as the reprimand in her heart started, Li Huan'e gave Zhang Xiao a strong response.

People were stunned by perseverance and unremitting efforts to squeeze into the car.

However, the good times didn't last long, and almost at the moment when the woman squeezed into the car, there was a bang in the air.

"Bang!"

Who farts!?

Zhang Xiaoqiang hoped that someone had made a loud fart.

But the crooked Isuzu ruthlessly shattered the expectations in his heart.

No one farted at all, the truth is, Li Huan'e single-handedly abolished one of the little white dragon's right hooves.

"Hah! Ha! Ha! ”

The field erupted in thunderous laughter.

What a touching scene.

It is not difficult for people to be noticed, but it is rare to be noticed all the time.

Zhang Xiaoqiang and Li Huan'e have successfully become the focus of the entire arena with their own characteristics.

"Manpower Firecrackers, Emma, I'm laughing to death!"

"It's a shame not to act in a sketch!"

……

didn't have time to deal with the drama and abuse of the people around him, Zhang Xiaoqiang pulled out his legs and ran towards Isuzu.

Now, Zhang Xiaoqiang's biggest worry is that Ao Lie is going crazy.

Just kidding, the left leg was scrapped, how can you endure this breath?

"Brother boil, brother boil, you have to be calm, you must be calm!" Muttering in his mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran to the front of the car and pulled the car door, but saw Li Huan'e nested in the car.

That posture is like shoehorning in the middle of the meat.

"I'm sorry Xiaoqiang, it's all my fault......" (To be continued.) )