Perhaps it was because he felt ashamed that he was heard by Jiang Yan's brothers and sisters, and the young man glared at his father dissatisfiedly: "Look at my jokes, it's as if you did well in the college entrance examination back then!" ”

Seeing the contempt on his son's face, the father felt that his dignity was challenged: "Let me tell you, Lao Tzu was one point away from Peking University back then!" ”

Son: "Really? ”

Jiang Yan was also stunned when he heard this, and looked at the father who had developed limbs at first glance and thought to himself, I really didn't see that this product still had the potential to be a scholar.

Then I heard the father say with a stinky face: "Of course, Tsinghua University wanted 661 points back then!" ”

Jiang Yan thought to himself: "Oh, this product is really good!" can score 660 points, he was really a top student at the beginning!

Xu is son looked at his father, then took out the mirror to look at himself, and muttered in a low voice: "It's biological!" Why is there such a big gap in the genes of this learning! ”

Then he asked his father, "Did you score 660 in the exam that year?" ”

The father said weakly: "66! ”

Burst! Jiang Yan really couldn't help but spray this time! Nima! You're 66 too!

While Jiang Yan was laughing, Li Xian also laughed happily. Looking at the more and more replies that agreed with his remarks, Li Xian thought that the time was almost up. So I posted another Weibo.

"Xiaoxian believes that such a song should not appear at this time, and Xiaoxian calls on everyone to boycott this song together!"

It's done, just wait for that Jiang Yan to come to me for a gift if he can't stand the public opinion. Ha ha! Thinking about it, Li Xian couldn't help but laugh.

However, there is an old Chinese saying called happiness and sorrow, which means that when you are extremely happy, things often happen that make you sad. Li Xian verified this idiom with his own experience!

An order from the Ministry of Education began to be issued in the next second when Li Xian had just sent out the Weibo: "After the Ministry of Education has decided to study and decide, the song "Young Battlefield" will be played before all college entrance examination centers across the country to encourage candidates!" ”

Poof!

Li Xian felt like he had been smashed in the chest with a heavy hammer, blocking the old blood without vomiting unpleasantly. Spray, spray, spray, knowing that the spray was painful, Li Xian wiped his mouth and rubbed his face. He felt a hot pain.

Slap in the face! Chi Guoguo's slap in the face! As soon as he posted on Weibo, Jiang Yan didn't make any response, and the Ministry of Education directly issued such a notice. I caught it at this time, especially for Jiang Yan to slap himself in the face!

As soon as this notice came out, there was jubilation on the Internet, and a group of Jiang Yan's fans were really happy. This is a group of people who usually have nothing to do, and even Jiang Yan will laugh at him when he makes a joke. Seeing that Li Xian publicly hacked his idol, and now he was slapped in the face without waiting for a counterattack, fans began to "comfort" Li Xian one by one.

"Ahh What a face! Does it hurt? I have Yunnan Baiyao! ”

"Upstairs brother, you're stupid! Yunnan Baiyao is a wound cure! ”

"Yes! However, the wound in Li Mad Dog's heart can't be cured by Yunnan Baiyao! ”

"I just want to ask, ask Li Mad Dog for the shadow area in his heart at this moment?"

"For Li Mad Dog's experience of being slapped in the face in seconds, I would like to express my feelings for 10,000 points."

it, these grandsons. This mouth is ruined! Who did you learn from? Li Xian angrily scolded his mother Lao Tzu for being beaten in the face and hurting enough, you are still falling into the well!

Who did you learn from? Do you need to ask this? Don't look at whose fans it is!

Looking at the ridicule and abuse of himself on Weibo, Li Xian knew that he would not be able to make any waves this time. If you say that it is out of the sky, you can't make this recognition from the Education Bureau.

Li Xian VS Jiang Yan's first bullet, Jiang Daxing KO Li Mad Dog with full blood!

Jiang Yan, who was waiting for Jiang Hanxue at the school gate to finish the exam, finally picked up his mobile phone when he was free, and when he saw the battle situation on Weibo, the big star was happy!

Ha ha! And this thing, this face was beaten! I feel pain for him! I don't know what this buddy's psychological shadow is?

The big star of Lehehe held his chin and thought wildly, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously hooked up a bad smile. Let a girl who had been secretly watching him unconsciously take a few steps away from him in fright.

Well, people have just been hit hard, what if the psychological tolerance is too poor to think about hanging up? As a good young man in the new century, I can't watch him hang up! I have to close my eyes!

Ay? No, where did you go! I'm going to have to pull him up, aren't you trying to provoke me? I'll give him a chance to find some reason to continue making trouble, otherwise this day is too peaceful and boring.

This thing even makes a high-sounding reason for himself, if Li Xian knew the plans of the big star, he would definitely cry and say to him, fairy tales are all lies.

It's okay if you don't want to be the icing on the cake, and you don't want to send charcoal in the snow, but don't send shit in the snow! However, Li Xian didn't know that the big star had already dug a pit and was waiting for him to jump.

Seeing that there were nearly two hours before the end of the exam, the big star drove away decisively.

An hour later, Jiang Yan posted a Weibo post.

"Today, there are 9.4 million candidates who have stepped on the battlefield that belongs to them, and Jiang Yan can't help them in their battle, so he can only send a song adapted by Jiang Yan to do his part for them!" This is followed by a connection.

Some curious netizens and fans clicked in to audition, and as the connection opened, a slightly sad melody sounded.

It's a sad song! How can it be used to bless and pray? Fans wondered as they listened to the melody at the beginning.

"Keep it simple"

Hey? The sad melody, this first sentence is also sad when sung! It's nice to hear, but it's not suitable for test takers, right? Fans thought like this, and they didn't understand it in their hearts.

"Simpler way to ask questions"

Burst! Jiang Yan, you are enough, with such a melody to sing such contrasting lyrics, are you sure you are not playing us?

"Please omit the brain-burning problem, don't trick me"

"Just want to be able to cross the line perfectly"

All right! We admit that you did give it to the candidates. If it's really like you sing, it is estimated that every candidate will be happy!

"Can you slow down your English listening?"

"Mandarin is my language, don't talk to me about that"

"I'mfinethankyou goodbye"

Is it really good for you to pretend to be a scumbag like this? Who of us fans doesn't know that you are a top student in a key university, and your English will be poor? All right! Let's treat you as patriotic!

"ABCD odds are the same, how do I choose"

"How to solve the mitosis of genetic hybridization"

"I have forgotten those things until now"

"I can only adapt to the change of the topic and try my best to find points"

Oh! Oh, my God! Co-authoring your college entrance examination is equivalent to relying on Meng, right? We served, really!

"I don't understand how trigonometric formulas are applied"

"How many words are still short of 800 bytes?"

"Which one of sodium chloride and sodium sulfate needs electrolysis"

"I don't understand it yet"

Wait, I can't say that I am patriotic in English, and I can't write this essay, what can I say? What is taught by a Chinese physical education teacher? Are you sure it's really good to sing like this? Fans began to complain!

"Divine Comedy! This is the Divine Comedy! Although the lyrics almost made me laugh, the melody really made me want to listen to it a second time after listening to it for the first time! ”

"I can't complain anymore! Jiang Yan, is it really good for you to spoof like this? ”

"Haha! Jiang Yan, you are so talented, how did you make up these things! ”

Although the fans heard the spoof of this song, they had a lot of fun listening to it! Naturally, there will be no opinion.

But Li Xian is different! He had just suffered a loss on Jiang Yan, but he had been thinking about getting back on the field. So after seeing Jiang Yan's Weibo, he held his "seriously injured" body and listened to Jiang Yan's song.

I originally thought that the last song had the affirmation of the Ministry of Education, and I couldn't find fault with it, even if I found a bad sentence in this new song, I could reason with it, but I didn't expect Jiang Yan to give myself a surprise just after listening to the first sentence. After listening to the whole song, Li Xian was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, can this be considered a song? The whole article is nonsense, can such lyrics be used to bless candidates? You've got the door to squeeze in!

If you die yourself, don't blame me for making a fuss, haha! Thinking so in his heart, Li Xian posted another Weibo: "Xiaoxian just listened to Jiang Yan's song, how can I say it." Xiaoxian's mood is angry now, the college entrance examination is such a sacred and serious matter, you send such a song that you don't know what to do, are you going to grandstand? A song full of nonsense, dare to take it out to bless the candidates? Xiaoxian wanted to say: Hehe! Also, as a musical talent, you write such lyrics, don't you feel sorry for the media touting you? It's just that Xiaoxian thinks you've ruined such a good melody! ”

Li Xian's Weibo this time has been recognized by many people, yes, it's not appropriate to deliberately create such a song to bless the candidates!

Seeing many netizens pushing himself, Li Xian was happy. Seeing that Li Xian posted on Weibo and began to spray himself, Jiang Yan was also happy.

The fish has taken the bait! Ha ha! You have to jump into the pit yourself, but don't blame the buddy for digging a pit to bury you! But I'm really surprised by how cooperative you are! It's not in vain that buddy spent more than an hour making these two songs!

That's right, two!

"Did I say that this song is used to bless the candidates? Jiang Yan said before that this is an adapted song, and it is just to make people have a good mood and play better in the college entrance examination after listening to it! As for the issue of the lyrics and melody, Jiang Yan said it before, this is an adapted song, and the current lyrics will naturally not be his original lyrics! I really don't understand where I got such a big ridicule value, every time I do something, it always attracts people to find fault, and you don't think I'm good? So can't wait to see if I can't get off the stage? After waiting for a few minutes, Jiang Yan posted such a Weibo again!

As soon as this Weibo came out, it directly forced Li Xian into a dilemma, if he admitted that he was sincerely provoking Jiang Yan's matter, then his so-called borrowing of public opinion, his so-called righteousness will naturally be self-defeating. If he doesn't admit it, then he has to find a step for himself to come down.

Fortunately, Jiang Yan did leave him a step this time, thinking so in his heart, Li Xian posted a Weibo again with a sneer on his face: "Make such an excuse for yourself, when everyone is a fool?" Adapted songs? Make everyone laugh? Okay, you can show us your original song! Take it out and admit that he is biting! ”

Ha ha! You really jumped when you dug a pit! I'm really worried about your IQ!

Thinking so in his heart, Jiang Yan sent a second link on Weibo. Seeing that Jiang Yan was really hairy, Li Xian clicked in with a bad premonition.

"Be simpler, speak in a simpler way"

"Progressive emotions, please omit you, and you're not an actor"

“”

This song "Actor" Jiang Yan also made some changes to the lyrics, and after the modifications, it sounds like Li Xian playing the role of this clown and trying to make a senseless performance, and the audience has already seen through it at a glance!

Burst! I'll grass your grandma!

These were the last words that Li Xian said before he fell unconscious!

Li Xian VS Jiang Yan's second bullet, Jiang Daxing KO Li Mad Dog with full blood!