Gu Yigui is not from Checheshan, he is from the same village as Zhao Quan, and he is from Wangjiagou.

In the early years, Gu Yigui was still somewhat famous in several villages and towns near Checheshan.

Gu Yigui is not tall, and he is lean and lean. Not only is he black-skinned, but he also has a black birthmark on the left side of his face that is two fingers wide. The villagers call him the black oil canister and it is somewhat worthy of the name.

Gu Yigui is a scraper, scraper is the name of a barber in the countryside, with a bit of contempt. This is the discrimination of thousands of years of agrarian civilization against craftsmen.

This scraper was a good craft in the early years. At that time, there was a market once every three days, and the two market towns of Gu Yigui Ancient Buddha and Fangjia took turns to catch up, and occasionally they had to go to Yuantongchang once, and they always had some flexible money in their hands. Compared with those who only bury their heads in tending to the crops, Gu Yigui still has a sense of superiority.

At that time, Gu Yigui was riding a weighted bicycle with a 28-lap weighted bicycle with a haircutber on the back of the butt and a red light radio on his shoulder.

The posture of showing off his might is just like the current local tyrant driving a luxury car worth several million.

In particular, the radio was a rarity at the time. Gu Yigui's radio was tied with a canvas strap and hung on his shoulder, and he rode all the way and put it on all the way, and he could hear the movement from afar.

provoked a group of children to shout after his buttocks: "Black oil can, back horn." The horn sounds, and the butt itches. Itchy ass, enlarge fart, and rush your doll to Beijing! ”

Gu Yigui can't let out a big fart that rushes people to Beijing, but he really has a feeling of superiority and complacency.

Later, Gu Yigui was the first person in the village to buy a TV set. After buying a TV, Gu Yigui is even more unbelievable.

At that time, the spiritual and cultural life in the countryside was still somewhat poor, and watching TV after work was a very luxurious enjoyment.

At that time, I had to charge money to go to Gu Yigui's house to watch TV, five cents a time, and I had to bring my own bench.

Gu Yigui made his house look like a movie theater, and wrote a daily program preview at the door of the courtyard.

Gu Yigui's youngest son, Gu Xuegao, sat at the gate of the courtyard every night with a bench to collect money.

Gu Yigui's youngest son is stupid and stupid, as black as an oil can. Thanks to him, Lao Tzu also gave him a name called Gu Xuegao, hoping that he could have advanced knowledge.

Gu Yigui has no culture, but he is very particular about the name he gives to his baby. The eldest son is called Gu Liangyu, and the second daughter is called Gu Meiyu. The name is good and beautiful, but the children are not angry, and they look like they are expensive, black and thin.

Gu Yigui knew that he planted like himself, and his mother-in-law did not expect any decent crops to grow at all.

This little son doesn't expect anything beautiful and good, just points to learning more culture.

How do you know that this gave birth to a pair of anti-bones, but it is the opposite of his Lao Tzu. Gu Xuegao's knowledge is not high at all, and he really lives up to this good name. He was the dumbest kid in school, and he read it four times in a row in first grade. The children called him Old Fritters.

However, this Gu Xuegao is a black spot, his body is strong, and his strength is also great, unlike his short brothers and sisters. As soon as he sat at the door of their house at night, he was like Zhang Fei, the door god posted on the door.

One of the reasons why Gu Yigui is famous is that he pretends to be five or six people all day long, and the other main reason is that he is lustful. Although others are not very good-looking, when they see the beautiful girl's mother-in-law's house, their eyes are shining and their mouths are drooling, like a hungry wolf who has been hungry for five or six days.

Usually laughs and plays with the mothers-in-law in the village, and it is just a matter of taking advantage of his mouth, and he also likes to use his hands and feet.

Although the women in the river are very funny and playful, if you really want to do something with her, she will mercilessly give you a few ear scrapers.

Once, a young woman with a little posture held a child who had just reached the end of the moon and asked Gu Yigui to shave her fetal hair.

The children in the middle of the river are a little particular about shaving the fetal hair, which means that the child is leaving the moon nest and is about to go on the road to adulthood. The shaving of fetal hair is very ritualistic, and it is necessary to seal a red envelope for the scraper.

The woman who had just come out of the moon was breastfeeding, and her chest was bulging, and the clothes on her chest were about to burst.

Gu Yigui's eyes fell into the woman's chest.

The child who shaved the fetal hair was not honest and cried vigorously. The child's mother was busy coaxing the child, and Gu Yigui also reached out to pat the child.

said that it was coaxing the child, but the hand was not honest, so he rubbed it on the chest of the woman.

The woman asked for it, but Gu Yigui didn't say anything. Gu Yigui's courage became bigger, and he actually put his hand into other people's clothes.

The woman stopped doing it, and casually splashed the dirty water that had been washed next to her on Gu Yigui.

The woman said that she would bring someone to clean up Gu Yigui, but Gu Yigui was so scared that he didn't dare to go to the street for a month.

Gu Yigui's eldest son Gu Liangyu also learned to cut hair with him, because there is a craft, although Gu Liangyu is not very good-looking, but that mouth can speak, but it is also likable. Gu Liangyu took a very beautiful mother-in-law, Mei Ruoxue from Mei's shop. That woman is really like a plum blossom after the snow, delicate and tender.

With such a beautiful daughter-in-law, Gu Yigui naturally started to think crookedly. I watched it during the day and thought about it at night. Looking at the greed, thinking about the discomfort. This old man just wanted to do that chimney climbing.

The people of Sichuan call the kind of husband who wants to beat his daughter-in-law the chimney climber. I don't know how this chimney climbing and that kind of shameless thing are involved, anyway, generations of people in Sichuan call it that.

Gu Yigui is worried about his daughter-in-law, but he can't do anything when his son is at home.

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves. If you always think about it, then you have a chance.

After the reform and opening up, Gu Liangyu, who was flexible, took a group of people out to engage in construction.

The son went out, leaving the daughter-in-law at home with her grandson. This husband, who has been thinking about it, seized the opportunity.

At that time, the people of Sichuan still planted cotton, and cotton was still a very important cash crop, and every family attached great importance to it.

Gu Yigui and his daughter-in-law Mei Ruoxue planted cotton together. Both were digging cotton seedlings in a seedling field.

In early summer, the weather is already a little hot. Mei Ruoxue was wearing a single shirt and pants, and as soon as the sweat came out, her clothes were soaked and clinging to her body, and the woman's delicate and convex lines became more obvious.

Mei Ruoxue squatted in front to dig cotton seedlings. Gu Yigui followed behind and loaded the cotton seedlings into the basket.

Mei Ruoxue's round and tight ass swayed in front of Gu Yigui, shaking Gu Yigui's heart.

Mei Ruoxue, who was concentrating on her work, felt that something was wrong, and she felt that there was something crawling behind her buttocks. In early summer, the fields are full of caterpillars. Mei Ruoxue thought that a caterpillar had crawled on her buttocks, so she slapped the sickle used to dig cotton seedlings with her backhand.

The knife was slapped over, and Gu Yigui covered his hand and screamed.

Mei Ruoxue, who understood what had happened, was so angry that she turned red, took off the shoes on her feet, and used the sole plate to beat Gu Yigui.

In the concept of the people of Sichuan, it is a great insult to hit people with the sole of their shoes, and it is said that those who are beaten by the sole board will be unlucky for three years.

This shameless Gu Yigui deserves to be beaten on the sole of his shoes.

Mei Ruoxue is also really fierce, and she chased after Gu Yigui with scolding and beating, not caring about his face at all.

The mountain is full of people who work, this Gu Yigui climbed the chimney, and the matter of hitting the soles of his shoes soon spread all over the corners of Cheche Mountain, and became a joke among people after tea and dinner.

Gu Yigui lost the money, his heart was not happy, and he walked home with an old face.

"Grandpa, my dad is back today and calls you and grandma over for dinner." Before he arrived at the door, his granddaughter Cui'er called him on the side of the road.

"I know, Cui'er, your father is back, shouldn't you give grandpa a little New Year's money?" Gu Yigui's heart became happy.

"Give you a piece of bullshit, and you'll know how to ask for money. I don't usually see you give me a penny to spend. Cui'er is the second daughter of Gu Yigui's youngest son, Gu Xuegao, she glared at Gu Yigui with disgust, and then ran home in a hurry.

"How can this damn little thing talk to grandpa." Gu Yigui raised his hand and wanted to fight Cui'er, but Cui'er had already run away.