Chapter 030: 500 yuan
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Wu Chunrong said speechlessly: "Didn't you and Wang Jincai be difficult brothers before, chasing women together, and doing bad things together, how can you be like an enemy now?" ”
Zhang Mingjie said with a hippie smile: "Mom, Dad has done anything bad before, doesn't he just like other women's educated youth?" ”
Zhang Daneng slapped Zhang Mingjie on the head and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, don't open which pot to mention?" ”
Zhang Mingjie said: "Dad, you smoke less in the future, smoking is not good for your health, look at the smell of smoke in your body, it can make people faint to death." ”
Zhang Daneng scolded: "Little rabbit cub, I stunned you to death in such a swoop, your mother and I sleep together every day, why didn't you see her smoked to death?" ”
Wu Chunrong rolled her eyes and said, "I died a long time ago, and the king of Hades didn't want to accept me when he saw that I was stained with smoke." ”
The three of them quickly returned home after talking, tossing all afternoon, and before eating, Wu Chunrong went outside the yard to pick a handful of cowpeas and went into the house to cook, Zhang Daneng sat in the house blowing a fan and watching TV.
Suddenly, Widow Li's voice came from outside: "Mingjie, are you at home, is your father okay?" ”
When Zhang Daneng heard this, he hurriedly said to Zhang Mingjie: "It's not good, help me to the bed." ”
Zhang Mingjie said: "What are you doing, what are you doing in bed?" ”
Zhang Daneng said: "Widow Li must have been invited by Wang Fatzi to explore the truth, help me to the bed." ”
Zhang Mingjie said angrily: "Dad, it's not like you can't walk anymore, and you still need me to help you when you go to bed?" ”
Zhang Daneng patted his head and said: "You see I'm in a hurry, I'll go to bed immediately, you go out to have a look, but don't play a trick for me?" ”
Zhang Mingjie said with a hippie smile: "Okay, I know, you can go quickly." ”
Wu Chunrong heard Widow Li's voice, walked out of the kitchen and said, "He, Aunt Xiaofeng, is here?" Have you eaten? ”
Widow Li said, "I have eaten it, why, your family hasn't eaten yet?" ”
Wu Chunrong said: "Didn't his father let Wang Jincai bump into him, and he tossed around for an afternoon before coming back." ”
Widow Li said, "Huh? I've heard about it too, what's going on, it's okay, right? ”
Wu Chunrong said: "What can happen? ”
At this time, Zhang Mingjie came out, and when he heard it, he wanted to wear a gang, and hurriedly said: "Aunt Xiaofeng is here, my dad is lying down, and I don't know where I hit it, so I screamed in pain." ”
Widow Li listened and said, "Huh? All lying down? Then I'll go in and take a look, and you can accept these gifts. ”
Wu Chunrong stretched out her hand to take the things, and said, "You see that you will come, and you still take so many things, how much money is it?" ”
Widow Li said in her heart that it wasn't my money, but she said: "Don't break the cost, don't break the cost, it should be, Mingjie, where is your father, take your aunt in to have a look." ”
Li Mingjie said: "Aunt Xiaofeng, please, my dad is in this house." ”
Zhang Daneng, who was lying on the bed, pricked up his ears to listen to the movement outside, and when he saw Widow Li in front of the door, he hurriedly said: "Ouch, it hurts me, it hurts me, I want to die, I want to die, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"
Zhang Mingjie pushed open the door and said with a sad face: "Aunt Xiaofeng, look, my dad is crying out in pain on the bed." ”
As soon as Widow Li arrived at the door, she was immediately coughed by a burst of smoke, she walked to the bed and looked at it, and said, "Brother Da Neng, are you okay?" ”
Zhang Daneng pretended to be very painful and said: "Xiaofeng is here, oops, it hurts, up and down the whole body, inside and out, it hurts outside, Wang Jincai, riding a one-person bicycle, banged me into the paddy field with a bang, oops, it hurts." ”
Widow Li asked, "Then why don't you send it to the hospital?" ”
Zhang Mingjie said: "My dad said that it was dark, and he wouldn't let him send it, saying that he would go again tomorrow morning." ”
Zhang Daneng said: "Oh, in this dark sky, if you fall me, won't you break me up?" Wait until tomorrow morning, let Wang Fatzi find someone to carry me to the hospital, check my whole body, I don't know if my internal organs are falling apart, ouch, it hurts, it hurts me. ”
Widow Li said: "I see that Wang Jincai's family is also very busy, and it is not easy to find someone to carry you to the hospital, why don't you let him get some money directly, and then let Mingjie take you to the hospital for examination, do you think it's okay?" ”
Zhang Daneng said: "Oh, it's okay if he doesn't send me to the hospital, you say that I have old arms and legs, a check, maybe there is something wrong with the inspection, you say that everyone is a villager in the township, although he hit me, but you can't blame him, right?" If he takes the initiative and sends 500 yuan tomorrow morning, I will go to the hospital for a check-up by myself, and if the money is not enough, I will add it myself, oops, it hurts, it hurts. ”
Widow Li couldn't help laughing when she heard this, coughed and said, "Uh, this, let's do it, I'll help you go and tell Wang Jincai, it's not easy for everyone to be neighbors." ”
Zhang Daneng said: "Then thank you very much, oops, it hurts." ”
Widow Li said, "Then you pay attention to rest, I'm leaving?" ”
Zhang Daneng said: "Oh, okay, I won't send you, you go slowly!" Mingjie, you send. ”
Zhang Mingjie said: "Aunt Xiaofeng, I'll send you." ”
Widow Li waved her hand and said, "No need to send it, take good care of your father, let your father smoke less leaf smoke, the smell in the house can smoke people to death, I'm leaving." ”
Widow Li covered her mouth after speaking, shrugged her shoulders and walked out, as soon as she walked out of the courtyard of the Zhang family, she lay on the ground and laughed, this guy can really pretend.
Zhang Daneng saw Widow Li go out, got up and looked out and said, "Is Widow Li gone?" ”
Zhang Mingjie hung his head and said, "Let's go, you can get up." ”
Zhang Daneng got off the bed and said while putting on his shoes: "Did I pretend to be like just now?" ”
Zhang Mingjie laughed and said: "What is it, it looks like it, it's just that Widow Li didn't expose you." ”
Zhang Daneng said: "I just want her to see that I am pretending, I will tell you, even if he knows that I am pretending, he will obediently send money tomorrow morning." ”
Zhang Mingjie asked: "Why, he still sent money when he knew you were pretending?" ”
Zhang Daneng said: "You just wait, Wang Jingping must send the money tomorrow morning." ”
Zhang Mingjie said: "How do you know that Wang Jingping must have sent the money?" ”
Zhang Daneng pointed at Zhang Mingjie and said, "You just learn a little." ”
Widow Li laughed all the way back to the commissary, Wang Jincai was still waiting there, and when she saw Widow Li coming back, she hurriedly greeted her and asked, "Xiaofeng is back, how is Zhang Dianji, is there really a problem or is it pretending?" ”
Widow Li took a sip of water and said with a smile: "Zhang Daneng, hahahaha, he, hahahaha, laughed at me, hahahaha." ”
Wang Jincai asked anxiously: "Don't just laugh, what's wrong with him?" ”
Li Xiaoxiu said: "Brother Wang, if you see my sister smiling like that, there must be no problem, sister, don't laugh, tell us quickly, what is so funny?" ”
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