Chapter 340: Drunk

When the cart with the wine was pushed in by Mu Qing himself, Lin Xuefei's eyes were about to pop out: Nima, it's all Martell!

"Little soldier, your equity is here!" Mu Qing really looked at the excitement and was not afraid of big things, and said to Shuai Xiaobing with a smile. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"What......'s so expensive about this wine," Lin Xuefei stammered.

Qin Yue said: "Not for equity, but for this wine, don't be lazy!" Five percent for one bottle. You drink three bottles......"

Shuai Xiaobing took a deep breath, and then said, "No matter how much you get in the end, I, Fei Fei and Xiao Yun will share it." ”

"Okay! How to distribute the equity is the business of the three of you! Qin Yue said briskly.

Shuai Xiaobing didn't take the two-tael cup anymore, and directly grabbed a bottle of wine and opened the bottle. Martell's 40% alcohol content, although it is to be offered to the knees in front of the second pot head, is already a strong liquor in the foreign sake. Shuai Xiaobing roughly estimated his own situation, the second pot head himself is about a catty, one catty and two pot heads go down, the footsteps are a little floating, the head is a little heavy, and the reaction is slow, but people are not confused, but when it comes to one and a half catties, they must be "sacrificed". This 40% foreign sake is converted into two bottles of foreign liquor to one and a half bottles of two pots.

Two bottles are ten points of equity, and three people divide ...... Maybe I won't be able to drink two bottles at all. Because of the record of one bottle of two pots, it took more than an hour to drink and chat while eating, which is completely different from drinking so much wine in one go.

After thinking about it, Shuai Xiaobing always felt that "sacrifice" was inevitable today. Since you are dead, then be glorious, what, "for the sake of victory, open to me...... Wine! "Even if you drink it until it squirts out at the end, it's equity! This plan has an investment of tens of millions, and one point is worth hundreds of thousands, and it is not a loss to drink it to the hospital for gastric lavage......

After making up his mind, Shuai Xiaobing took a deep breath, lifted the bottle directly, and drank it in a big gulp.

"Good!" Qin Yue cheered, and immediately took out her mobile phone and started shooting. Mu Qing's speed was faster than her, and she had already put up her mobile phone, Lin Xuefei knew the importance of this "battle", and she didn't say anything, just sat there and didn't move, her hands clenched into fists, Shi Xiuzhu didn't do anything, just pulled out a few pieces of tissue paper and pinched them in her hands, but her eyes were staring at Shuai Xiaobing, and Qiu Yun opened the second bottle directly without heart or lungs.

"Boom! Boom! Boom! ......" A bottle of wine quickly bottomed out, Shuai Xiaobing put down the wine bottle and let out a long breath, Shi Xiuzhu saw this and hurriedly wiped the corners of Shuai Xiaobing's mouth with a tissue in his hand, and stroked Shuai Xiaobing behind his back with the other hand, helping Shuai Xiaobing to calm down and prevent him from choking.

Lin Xuefei asked with concern: "It's almost enough, don't fight like this......"

In addition to the lower degree of foreign wine than the second pot head, the advantage is probably the sweet taste, a bottle of crazy pouring, Shuai Xiaobing's stomach is swollen, not very comfortable, but it is more comfortable than drinking half a catty of two pot heads in one go. But he knew very well in his heart that at this juncture, before his stomach could react to the strength of the wine, he drank it quickly, otherwise it would be troublesome to wait. So I didn't hesitate at all, picked up the second bottle and filled it again.

The speed of the second bottle is obviously slower than the first bottle, which is also a normal phenomenon, even if it is two bottles of pure water, it will support the stomach, not to mention the 40-degree wine! After drinking half a bottle, Shuai Xiaobing put down the bottle and slowed down, gasped a few times, and obviously felt that his stomach had a reaction, and the reaction was very strong.

Men, it's not easy for people who like to drink beer and those who like to drink liquor to understand each other.

People who drink beer always feel that the liquor is so spicy and choking, and it is even more sweaty to drink in summer; Drinking slowly one sip at a time is not atmospheric, it is boring to drink less, and drunk if you drink too much; How good the beer is, it is a sip when you hold the cup, you can still drink it cold on a hot day, and if you drink too much, your blood pressure will be high, and it is easy to cause cardiovascular disease......

People who drink liquor think that the color and smell of beer are not better than urine, and they are as light as water in one sip, the degree is too low, and several bottles of lower stomach are not worth the strength of two or two whites, and the addiction has not passed the toilet at least five or six times, the stomach is bloated and burped, and the unlucky trouser belt is still broken, and drinking this thing all year round will not only make you fat but also gout......

However, there is one thing in common, that is, rice wine and rice wine are dizzy, and white wine and beer are spitting.

Rice wine and rice wine have enough stamina, but because of the low degree, the stomach is stimulated, the sweetness is not felt when drinking, and after getting drunk, I will fall asleep after a plop, when the alcohol is consumed and when I wake up, and I will wake up after sleeping for two or three days after drinking too much; Baijiu beer is the opposite, drink high and vomit, liquor is because the alcohol stimulates the stomach too much, causing the stomach to shrink sharply, people who don't drink often suddenly pour in a lot of alcohol, the stomach can't adapt, just shrink and vomit. The beer was so bloated that it was beyond the stomach and vomited. This is a natural physiological response of man.

The mouth, stomach, liver, and intestines of the human body are the valves of the human body for self-protection, and the mouth tastes wrong, and it will spit out, which is to prevent poisons from entering the mouth, and the stomach is stimulated, which will produce vomiting, and it is also to prevent poisons from being laughed at, the liver is specialized in detoxification, and the intestines are responsible for detoxification. Generally, don't be busy taking medicine when you encounter diarrhea, and wait until the color of the diarrhea's excrement is normal and there is no foul smell before taking medicine, that is, waiting for the toxins to be discharged before eating, otherwise it will be cool when you go to the toilet, and the toxin residue is still quite a lot, which may not be good for the body.

At this moment, Shuai Xiaobing already clearly felt that his stomach couldn't stand it. Just after taking a shower, the body is warm, but the wine is brought out of the storeroom, cold and cold, and pouring directly into the stomach is a stimulus in itself, and then there is so much alcohol content......

"Ugh!" The handsome soldier hiccuped.

As soon as Lin Xuefei heard the voice, she knew that this was not a good sign. Drinking white wine and burping is most likely not because you eat too much, but because your stomach can't stand the stimulation. Sure enough, if you take a closer look at Shuai Xiaobing's face, it is not red, but gradually has a tendency to turn white. You must know that normal drinking is a cup of blushing and sweating, as long as you are blushing and sweating, you can continue to drink, and the more you sweat, the more you can drink with confidence. If you drink until you get chills and your face turns pale, that's a bad thing. And Lin Xuefei had clearly seen that Shuai Xiaobing's face began to turn pale.

"Alright, I'll do the rest!" Lin Xuefei reached out to grab the wine bottle.

"Wait!" Qin Yue pressed Lin Xuefei's hand and said, "You don't count what you drink!" ”

"Then don't drink it!" Lin Xuefei frowned, and said decisively, "The body is more important than anything else!" The creep's body is even more important than me! ”

Qin Yue and Shi Xiuzhu flashed a look of surprise at the same time, and Shuai Xiaobing had already raised the wine bottle.

"Boom! Boom! Boom! ...... "The second bottle is hard to eat. Shuai Xiaobing hiccuped a few times and said, "Ten o'clock ......" As he spoke, he reached out to grab the third bottle.

"That's it! Almost! Seeing this, Shi Xiuzhu hurriedly said, "I discussed with Yue'er, fifteen points!" Don't drink it! ”

But Shuai Xiaobing's brain has been stimulated by alcohol, not to mention that he has lost consciousness, and even his ability to hear and speak is almost gone, which feels like a zombie in a horror movie. "Smack!" The third bottle of wine was opened, and several women had no time to dissuade Shuai Xiaobing who had already raised his neck and began to pour wine into his mouth.

"It's all your fault!" Shi Xiuzhu knew that she couldn't hold Shuai Xiaobing, so she had to complain to Qin Yuedao, "This joke is too big, right?" ”

Qin Yue spread his hands: "I didn't expect Xiaobing to be so honest!" ”

Because Shuai Xiaobing was completely confused, the speed of the third bottle of wine was much faster than that of the second bottle. After Shuai Xiaobing slammed the empty wine bottle onto the cart, Mu Qing hurriedly pushed the cart aside. At this time, although Shuai Xiaobing was still sitting on the chair, he was only panting, his eyes were hooked, and no one knew what he was staring at.

"It's over, I'm so drunk!" Shi Xiuzhu knew that something was wrong when she saw this situation.

Unexpectedly, Shuai Xiaobing suddenly eased up at this time, and a spirit sat up straight: "Drunk? No, right...... I...... Still...... Yes...... Let's ......" was already very vague when he spoke, but Shuai Xiaobing wanted to try hard to bite the words.

Of course, no one believed him.

Shuai Xiaobing seemed to feel that no one believed him, so he stood up with both hands on the armrests of the chair, shook it on the spot twice, and then dragged the chair away, and slowly stepped forward step by step like a kick, and said as he walked: "Look! I...... Okay, right? elbow, elbow, elbow...... Uh-uh-uh...... Sizi ...... Multiply...... Line ......"

Lin Xuefei stretched out a hand and patted her forehead painfully. The others stared at Shuai Xiaobing, their eyes following his legs up and down, up and down......

After walking a few steps, Shuai Xiaobing suddenly stopped, turned around and stared at everyone for a while, and grinned: "Hehe, fifteen points!" Fifi! Xiao Yun! Let's do it together! Rich! Expensive! ”

Qiu Yun stood up all of a sudden, with tears in her eyes, and shouted: "I don't care!" If you have no name, you will be with you for the rest of your life! ”

Mu Qing is the biggest outsider, seeing Shuai Xiaobing like this, he smiled and nodded: "When you are drunk like this, you can still remember your responsibilities...... Attaboy! Fei Fei and Xiao Yun really didn't see the wrong person! ”

Lin Xuefei was both excited and distressed. Because she knows best how much she drinks in Shuai Xiaobing's body, if she goes down with three bottles of Martell, she must be drunk and confused, and she spits out the truth after drinking, even more so when she is drunk. Everyone is drunk and confused, and can still remember herself and Xiao Yun so clearly, Lin Xuefei feels that it is really worth it.

However, it is not only the truth that spits out when drunk.

Just when everyone was busy moving, Shuai Xiaobing's face changed sharply, he covered his mouth, and went directly into the bathroom.