"How, how!" Issei kept turning his body in front of the mirror, "Match, right?" ”

"This is the twenty-fourth time you've asked me...... Ha~~~" Naraku, who was lying on the bed, said impatiently, yawning as he spoke.

Early this morning, Naraku was pulled out of the quilt by this thing, and it is very unscientific that he has not been angry until now.

"Today's brother's first date, as a friend for many years, you can't necessarily see death without help, right?" Issei is cheeky and authentic.

"Damn, trespass at four o'clock in the morning, open my door, take my clothes, and even T· M woke me up, that's how you treat buddies? Naraku raised a middle finger and said very unpleasantly, "I'm curious, why don't you go to Matsuda and Motohama?" ”

"If they knew, they would have tied me up and wouldn't let me go...... Maybe they'll beat me up...... Alas...... This is the jealousy of being single...... You won't be ......"

"you, your three masters!" Looking at that face that looks like it's how to look at it, even the Buddha might be angry, "Nima, if it weren't for the fact that you had a date today, I would have pumped you a long time ago, and I smoked until you didn't even know yourself." ”

"Hey, hey, hey...... No matter how you say it, it's a buddy, you won't be so ruthless, right? ”

“…… Please, please, I'm really not blessed with such a brother as you, please...... For the sake of the past years, I won't call the police. Naraku made a gesture to see off the guest.

"Don't!" Issei knelt down, lay on the side of the bed, and cried, "If you don't even care about Naraku, I'm going to be done on today's date!" I don't have much experience! ”

A handful of snot and a handful of tears, the smell of tears and the sadness of the seeker...... But the scenery seems familiar......

"Get out! I'm not dead yet! Naraku kicked Issei away with a kick and said fiercely, "I wouldn't have told you my address if I had known." ”

"So, you promised to help me with the staff?" Issei looked up, his eyes blazing with gold stars.

"I don't have much experience......

"But you don't travel all year round, and you're more knowledgeable, aren't you?"

"Does seeing have anything to do with dating?"

"It's for reference!"

"Okay, don't blame me for reminding you!"

"Righteous enough! But please ask ......"

"Speak up if you have something to say!"

"Why does your mouth keep moving when you don't speak?"

"I'm grinding my teeth......"

"It's not a good habit."

"I'm doing my best to ......"

"Need to take a look?"

"I'm doing my best not to smoke you."

“……”

Three hours later......

"That's it." Naraku squatted on the ground and looked at Issei with satisfaction, the whole room was in a mess, tossing and turning, finally like a person, with a white vest and a blue half-sleeved jacket on the upper body, brown slacks on the lower body, a chain hanging next to the pants, connecting the edges of the pocket and belt, and white cloth shoes under his feet, the overall look gives people a refreshing and cheerful, fashionable but not pretentious feeling.

"That's, you don't look at who it is!"

"I'm talking about the outfit ...... Sure enough, people rely on clothes, and I don't wear much of these clothes. Naraku looked at Issei like a garbage star, "Ah...... I'll give you these clothes......"

Yicheng was moved, folded his hands, bowed, and said, "Thank you, brother!" That's interesting! ”

“…… I'm just a little bit clean, and it's okay to talk about dirty, but I'm a little bit unacceptable if I've been drilled by lice. ”

"Bring back my impressions!"

"By the way, do you have enough time?" Naraku looked at the wall clock on the wall and said lightly, "Since this is your first date, it always has to be about an hour in advance, where do you meet up about an hour?" ”

"Ten o'clock, at the door of the department store."

“…… Fortunately, it's not far from here, just two stops by car, you have a little bit of it first, have you eaten breakfast? Naraku twisted his neck, it seemed that he couldn't sleep anymore, or maybe he got up early once, so treat himself.

Because of the habit of tasting food, coupled with the fact that he is a good cook, in order not to disadvantage himself during the trip, Naraku got a lot of cooking-related materials in different worlds, and after research and practice, his cooking skills made a breakthrough again.

Although some foods require special seasonings to match, most of them are still well prepared.

Far from it.

"Not yet." After hearing Naraku's question, Issei shook his head directly and said, "I stayed up all night yesterday with excitement before I remembered that I came to you without the right clothes. ”

Naraku stroked his forehead speechlessly: "Dare to love that I am your mobile warehouse?" ”

"Don't say that!" Issei put his arm around Naraku's shoulders and said, "Aren't we brothers!?" ”

"Smack!" Naraku slapped Issei's hand away in disgust and said, "How can a guy like you be a guy like that brother who moves the warehouse." ”

Originally, the security factor of this villa was very high, and basically thieves and the like couldn't enter the house at all, but Issei was an exception.

When I moved in a year ago,Naraku had invited Issei、Matsuda、Motohama and Ichigan diehards to participate in their new home move-in party,Matsuda、Motohama is fine,Issei is like discovering a new world.,Issei rushed here in his spare time.,Come and go,The people around are also familiar.,Plus Naraku firmly believes that he is enough to protect himself.,There aren't many valuable things at home.,Lazy personality makes Naraku often open the door.,Bitter to the security guards patrolling the streets of the community.,Cheap Issei.。

"Ha~~! Forget it, let's not talk about this matter for now. Naraku let out a sigh of relief as if she had given up, and then said, "If you haven't eaten breakfast, then settle it first and then go, and you're going to play all day today, right?" ”

mentioned his girlfriend's date, and Yicheng immediately danced: "That's right! I also bought new panties and God knows what will happen! ”

"This ...... Sincere...... Good luck to you......" Naraku was momentarily speechless and had to stand up, "I'm going to make breakfast, can I make pizza?" ”

Stop there.

“…… Naraku, I want to seriously ask you something. ”

"Then it's not like you, let's talk." Naraku changed out of her pajamas and put on a casual coat.

"Are you GAY...... Is it the legendary gay? Issei asked cautiously.

"Nonsense, of course not." Naraku indicates that her sexual orientation is normal.

"Then why don't you get a girlfriend?" Issei wondered.

"It's no fate, do you have anything to say? If not, I'll go down and do it. Naraku opened the door.

"Let it go, it's going to be humanely destroyed." Yicheng held back such a sentence for a long time, with a sincere face.

“……”

"Why don't you speak?"

"Boom, boom, boom!" Opening the window, Naraku threw Issei down from the second floor, and clapped his hands as if something dirty was sticking to his hands.

"I'll go! Naraku, you want to murder! ”

……

"I thought I was going to die!" Hyoto Kazuchi has palpitations in his heart.

"Don't worry, I'm very confident in my throwing skills, I have control just now, at most let you roll in circles on the flower bed, don't you think the natural floral fragrance adds a charming feeling?" Naraku said without raising his head, "Eat." ”

"That's right, your guy's martial arts are simply monsters." Issei seemed to agree with Naraku's statement and took a bite of the pizza, "I have to say, Naraku, you can open a restaurant in the future!" ”

With food in his mouth, he praised him with inarticulate words.

Naraku's cooking level, the five bodies admired by a sincere and a bad friend, even the simple egg fried rice, can make a different flavor, if it is not too far from home, it is estimated that he will come to rub rice every day.

"But seriously, although I don't know what your family background is, but the conditions here alone are so good, and the ability is also outstanding, good-looking, and good at housework, this is definitely a girl's dream lover! Really don't plan to? ”

"No one confessed to me, come on." Naraku can change the subject.

"That's it!" Yicheng was really fooled, and his nostrils were almost facing the sky, "It's rare to see someone as discerning as Xima!" ”

"Yuma?"

"Yuma Amano, my girlfriend's name...... Feed! Don't digress from the topic. "Intercept the words when you are honest.

"I don't know! Maybe it's because I've been with you for a long time? It makes girls think we're the same kind of people...... Oh, that's too bad, I'm going to get away from you guys. Naraku shrugged his shoulders and said in a deliberate exaggeration.

“…… Mix...... Forehead...... It's time for me to go. "Issei who wanted to have a seizure,I got up immediately after realizing the time.,But I didn't forget to put the plate and cup in the pool.,Although it's still early.,But Naraku can feel Ichisei's mood.。

"Okay, have fun! Is there anything left behind? ”

"Nope."

"Goodbye then."

"Hmmm......"

"What else?"

"I'll try to get out of my virgin body as soon as possible."

"If you're not single, then don't come."

It was too late to even turn around and complain, and Issei rushed out with lightning speed, and the speed surprised Naraku.

"Alas...... So boring! Anyway, it would be nice if that guy was here, we could have another fight, and why don't we go later, but ......"

"Good luck, Hyoto Kazusei."

After Issei left, Naraku took a look at the messy room and exhaled helplessly.

"Smack!" The snapping of fingers sounded, and the whole house seemed to be wrapped in a special force.

"Homecoming!" Injecting divine power into words, it is the spirit of words, it is the [ecological characteristics] of Naraku, and all the things that have been messed up have begun to act on their own, returning to where they should be.

Not only the dining table and kitchen, but also the messy room, which looked like the scene after a fight.

After a few minutes, the messy room was tidy, and even the used plates were clean and back in the cupboards.

"It's great to have this ability, otherwise if you have to do it yourself, I don't know when it will be." Naraku stretched, stretched his muscles, and lay back on the bed, falling asleep to his cage.

If the magicians knew that he was using his words and spirits in this area, I don't know if he would be so angry that he vomited blood.