When I came out of the bar, the first thing I did was to stand at the door of the porcelain bar and take off the short sleeves and wring out the beer and rice wine on them.

I guess this color can't be washed off,-

The three white men walked out with their shoulders hooked, saw me and Chengyi smiling and waving at me and Chengyi, and gave a thumbs up, "Your performance is great, I hope to see your performance again next time." ”

I smiled, looked at the three goods in Chinese and gritted my teeth: "You dog-day rest assured, there will definitely be no next time." ”

Next time? Next time you have a watermelon rind! You don't use wine as wine, but Lao Tzu feels sorry for my clothes! The whole glass of beer poured on Lao Tzu, and what was even more excessive was that there was a rice wine, although this short sleeve was bought when Vancl Eslite was on sale, but it was also dozens of dollars! Good guy could have worn it for a summer vacation, but now he can only put it in the washing machine and roll it as pajamas, ahh

The three white men looked at Cheng Yi with bewildered faces, "What is he talking about?" ”

Cheng Yi's face suddenly froze, and then he said with a smile: "He said that he also hopes that there will be a next time." He had a great time tonight. ”

The three white men laughed at the same time, hooking their shoulders and walking away. Flower just walked out of the bar with a jar of wine in his hand, patted me on the shoulder and smiled and asked, "Who are you talking to?" ”

I sighed helplessly and glanced at the old man with a red face, "Three fans." What are you taking? ”

Flower smiled and shoved the jar of wine in his hand into my arms, "Rice wine." Hold it for me first, and I'll go drive. Wait here for a while, and I'll come right over. ”

As he spoke, the old man was about to walk towards the place where he had parked. Swinging left and right, it looks like he's going to fall to the ground at any moment. I hurriedly grabbed him, "Don't do it, I guess you can't even tell the difference between the brake and the accelerator, let alone drive." You're not afraid of me, I'm afraid. Let's take a taxi and drive back tomorrow. ”

Flower waved his hand and glared at me, "Hu... Nonsense, I'm not drunk yet! ”

"Yes, yes, you can drink three hundred cups. I'll go back and drink with you until I'm drunk. ”

I carried the old man to the side of the road and stopped a taxi, and by the time I stopped the taxi, the old man had already fallen asleep on top of me.

After stuffing this guy in the back seat, I got into the taxi, and the driver looked at me through the rearview mirror, "Sir, where are you going?" ”

"Go to ......"

As soon as I said a word, I froze in place, and suddenly realized a very tragic thing. Cheng Yi looked at me curiously and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

I smiled bitterly: "I don't know the address of the old man's house, he took me out of the house a few days ago and then took me back, and I didn't pay attention to it." ”

Chengyi looked at Flor, who was lying in the back seat snoring like thunder, "Can you wake him up?" ”

I screamed twice, but the old man didn't respond. I shrugged helplessly, "Well, he probably won't wake up if he throws him into the Thames now." ”

"Let's go to my hotel first, and sleep in the hotel tonight."

Cheng Yi said with a smile, and then quickly reported an address to the driver.

Dozens of minutes later, the taxi arrived at the door of the hotel, and after opening the room at the front desk, he walked to the elevator with Flower on his back, and before he reached the elevator door, he saw a sign erected in front of the door, and walked over to take a look - the elevator was under maintenance.

I silently glanced at the room card, 1301, if I remember correctly, the front desk told me that this room was on the thirteenth floor......

On the thirteenth floor, he climbed the stairs and carried a fat old man weighing less than one hundred and sixty pounds...... Absolutely and absolutely deadly!

I turned my head to look at Cheng Yi with a bitter face and said, "Is this considered a house leak because it rained overnight." Can I throw him on the couch in the hall and get some sleep? ”

Cheng Yile, "The hotel probably won't agree." ”

My face was full of grief and indignation, "Where are the stairs?" ”

Forty minutes later, 1301 door.

I wiped the sweat from my head, carried Flower into the room and laid him on the bed, and then sat down on the floor and let out a sigh.

Chengyi smiled and picked up a bottle of water from the table and handed it to me, "I'm tired." ”

I took the water and poured half a bottle into it, wiped the corners of my mouth, and scolded, "It's good that Flower isn't as heavy as it seems, otherwise I guess I would have just been able to roll down the stairs." In the future, if I develop one day, where to open an inn or something, I won't build such a high-rise if I die, and if the elevator breaks, it will be naked murder for customers! ”

Cheng Yi smiled and said, "Okay, okay, go back and take a shower and go to bed quickly." ”

I nodded and stood up, grabbed a bottle of water and placed it on the bedside table, and then walked out of the room. Drunk people often feel thirsty in the middle of their sleep because they need a lot of water to break down alcohol in their bodies, so they can easily reach the old man by putting a bottle of water at the head of the bed, so he doesn't have to get up to find water to drink.

My room was next door to Flor, and when I walked into the room, I took off my short sleeves and soaked them in water, and then washed them with the bath liquid I could find in the toilet, and dried them in the toilet.

It's not like I'm greedy or what, if I don't wash it, it's stained with rice wine and beer plus sweaty short sleeves, and I guess I can't really wear it when I get up tomorrow morning.

When I got up the next day, it was already three poles in the morning, and it was close to noon. When I opened my eyes and sat up, I found Flower leaning back on the table and looking at me with a smile.

I woke up in an instant, "How did I get in by your bitch?" ”

Flower shook a room card in his hand and said with a smile: "I went to the front desk and asked for a universal room card and came in, and I didn't wake you up when I saw that you were still asleep." ”

"What the is the front desk stupid - is it so easy to give you the key card? When did you come in? ”

"More than an hour ago."

I suddenly felt a cool breath in my back rushing to Tianling Gai, and goosebumps all over my body, "That means you see that I have been sleeping and watching for more than an hour?" Are you sure you're not a pervert? ”

Flower rolled his eyelids, picked up a paper bag from the table behind him and threw it directly, "Fuck off, if you're Chengyi, I might still be a little interested." Your little toothpick is not interested! ”

I caught the paper bag and immediately smelled a strong aroma in the bag, "What's this?" You also bought me breakfast? ”

Flower said angrily: ", I ordered too much when I was eating breakfast, so I packed it by the way." ”

Looking at the tsundere old man, I smiled, opened the paper bag, took out the food inside, and began to gobble it up.

"I heard Cheng Yi say that you carried me to the room yesterday?"

I muttered as I chewed what was in my mouth, "Who else could there be?" Yesterday the elevator was fucking broken. I climbed the stairs on the thirteenth floor with you on my back, so I was exhausted by the hanging. After climbing to the end, every step I climb is eager to kick you down, not that I said you, you should really lose weight on the day. ”

Flower looked at me with a smile, "Thanks." ”

Looking at the old man's solemn face, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, put down the hamburger in my hand, scratched the back of my head and smiled, "Thank you, it should be." ”