Chapter 191: Abuse of vegetables
Zhang Kun waited for Lin Yuning to pass his friend application, while abusing vegetables and killing time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It's completely unilateral crushing.
From beginning to end, he only used the ability of [Demon God Guxin's Heart], and the opposing players couldn't even withstand his blow. I don't know if it's a relationship between novice players, most of the opponents he encountered are relatively common abilities, and they are all absorption systems, Vientiane systems, spiritual systems, and biology systems, and I haven't even seen a material system or an element system.
Some people develop abilities that aren't even combat-oriented, and they're just ordinary abilities for fun.
However, this is also a natural result, but most of the opponents Zhang Kun has encountered in the past are abnormal.
Lin Wen University is the tenth key university in the province, and there are no more than 20 schools in the province that can be compared with it, and there are only two or three hundred in the country.
The numbers seem quite exaggerated, but compared to the current population of Huaxia Kingdom, this level is nothing at all. What's more, Zhang Kun is not an ordinary college student from a provincial key university, but an elite of the school, not to mention the whole school, among all the freshmen in the city, it is difficult to find an opponent just by virtue of his strength in the game!
Many of the supernatural people are inferior to those ordinary students in key universities, how can they be compared with Zhang Kun?
However, Zhang Kun really doesn't like to abuse vegetables, it's too boring.
It's not that you keep winning, thinking you're invincible and feeling lonely and empty, but that you have a feeling that you're doing useless work.
It's cool to win, but what's the point of winning if it's just winning and there's no benefit?
Zhang Kun didn't like this kind of pure battle game, and when he entered this game, in addition to using it to find out the mastermind behind the framing of Lin Yuning, he also had the idea of accumulating a little combat experience through the game.
But if it's all this kind of one-sided battle, you can accumulate a lot of experience.
After winning 49 games in a row, Zhang Kun yawned and wanted to quit the game, but his obsessive-compulsive disorder was temporary, and he was ready to make up 50 consecutive wins before retiring.
In a flash of brilliance, he was teleported to a brand new arena, and was just about to make a move, when suddenly there was a tsunami-like cheer in his ears.
"Passers-by are not passers-by, this name is too passerby."
"Come on, kitten, fight for twenty consecutive wins!"
"It's time for a wave of tips!"
"Winnie the kitten, I love you, I'm going to have monkeys with you!"
……
Zhang Kun looked around and saw that the audience in the arena was crowded, and the seats were full, more than eighty percent of them were men, all of them were like fans of idol stars.
"Passers-by are not passers-by, I'm sorry, I accidentally matched you."
In the arena, a cat-eared beauty stuck out her tongue, knocked her head with her right hand as if she was cute, and said playfully and cutely.
Zhang Kun is looking at his fiftieth opponent with a straight eye.
Unexpectedly, this is a beautiful woman, with long silver-white hair, dark golden cat pupils, not much fabric on her body, a tight short-sleeved shirt, with a pair of hot pants, with a ditch on the top and legs on the bottom, as if she is about to explode her figure, interpreting what is called "Nami body".
In addition to cat ears, the beauty also has two cat tails, one tail that splits into two to be exact.
This is a biological ability [Cat Again].
The so-called cat is a legendary monster in Wano Country, and it is also counted as a mythical fantasy creature.
"Winnie Kitty 03...... Are you an online streamer? Zhang Kun's heart moved, and he asked tentatively.
Kitten Winnie 03 bowed slightly: "Well, this is my trumpet, the big one is called Kitten Winnie, there is no number added to the back, if you are interested, you can also come to my live broadcast room to watch." ”
No wonder there are so many viewers, who are fans of Winnie Kitten, who specialize in watching her open a small live broadcast to abuse vegetables and beat new players.
With the popularity of "League of the Strangers", game streamers have also followed the fire and opened a new form of live broadcast.
The audience watched the live broadcast as if they were there, no longer watching one video after another through the screen.
Among them, the female anchors are even more popular to break through the sky.
This game can adjust the appearance and figure of the game character, although there are certain restrictions, but there are still a large number of female players who have changed themselves to be more beautiful than real people, and their bodies are more irritating, and they have suddenly transformed from six or seven points female to nine or even ten female points!
"Winnie Kitten" is so beautiful and has such a hot figure, she can almost tie with Lin Xiaoting and Yan Shuyao, most likely because of her appearance and figure. After all, although there are many beautiful women, they are not so many that they can be seen everywhere.
Zhang Kun couldn't help but shake his head, this is simply a fraud!
If you want to talk about plastic surgery, choose a doctor with better ability, maybe it will be semi-permanent, or even permanently change your appearance, but if you just adjust your appearance and figure in the game, it is tantamount to makeup and P pictures.
Strictly speaking, this practice is not as good as makeup and P pictures. Makeup needs expensive cosmetics and exquisite makeup skills, and P-pictures also need excellent beauty software, as well as skillful P-picture skills, which are like game adjustments, easy, and once and for all.
However, as an opponent alone, Zhang Kun is still quite satisfied.
Since it is a trumpet, it shows that the real strength of the kitten Winnie is far more than the level of a "rookie player", and the ability is indeed good, and it is a biological department, it is not easy to kill, and it should not appear to solve this kind of thing with one move.
Seeing that Zhang Kun was silent, Winnie the kitten thought he was nervous, and said with a smile: "You don't have to be burdened, and you don't have to be afraid to surrender directly, imagine that this is an opportunity." I'm running an event here, and within 50 of them, the players who can hold on to me for the longest time will get the opportunity to date me offline. ”
"Kitten, I'll forget it, this passer-by is completely a passer-by's painting style, don't talk nonsense with him, just explode!" A male spectator seated in the front row yelled.
"I can solve this kind of rookie in five minutes, and with the operation of a kitten, three minutes is at most."
"Three minutes? You Nima also underestimated our kitten, a minute and a half at most! ”
"That said, didn't you watch the live broadcast in front? Most of them were done in two minutes! ”
……
Zhang Kun raised his eyebrows, listening to the girl's tone, and what the audience meant, is this kitten Winnie a real master?
"Perhaps, I made the mistake of judging people by their appearance." Zhang Kun muttered in his heart that he was indeed because of the kitten Winnie's occupation, behavior, and appearance, and had some impolite subjective conjectures.
For example, he unreasonably guessed that the other party's appearance had been adjusted by the game.
"People can't look good, she may really be a master!"
Thinking of this, Zhang Kun looked up at the kitten Winnie and said, "If I win you, how will it be counted?" ”
"Win ......" Winnie the kitten chuckled, unable to hold back, but there was no exaggerated sarcasm, and politely replied, "If you can win against me, you will naturally be the first place in the event and get the opportunity to go on an offline date with me." ”
"Suppose several people win you?" Zhang Kun continued to ask.
"See who uses it for a shorter time."
Zhang Kun sighed: "I'm fine." ”
It's not uncommon for him to have the opportunity to go on an offline date, after all, it's very troublesome, and the other party is most likely not from the same city as him.
Winnie the kitten frowned slightly, feeling that this newcomer was very angry, and couldn't help but say: "The best result at the moment is to hold on for three minutes and fifty seconds, if you want to date me, try to exceed this time first." ”
Want to date you?
Monk Zhang Kunzhang was puzzled, when did he say that he wanted to date her?
It's just a matter of asking for a clear understanding, why is it made up by the brain that I want to date her?
Zhang Kun didn't bother to explain, and said: "Lady first, you attack first." ”
"No, you go first." Winnie the kitten smiled slightly, "I'm all opening a trumpet to abuse dishes, and if I want to attack first, I will be mistaken for bullying newcomers." ”
If you dare to open a trumpet and abuse vegetables, you can't count it as bullying newcomers......
Zhang Kun rolled his eyes, but he didn't get too entangled, since the other party is a master, it shouldn't be such a chance to take the lead.
[Demon God Guxin's Heart], activate!
The second heart fluttered wildly in his body, and Zhang Kun's whole person swelled, not the incomplete half-human and half-demon god form before, but the true manifestation of the demon god!
Nearly three meters tall, showing the hideous face of the devil, like huge wings covering the sky, just the shape is full of intimidation.
"What the hell is this? Creature abilities? Many viewers were taken aback.
"Bat wings and a body like an ape and an orangutan should be a fused biological ability." A part of the "erudite" audience forcibly explained.
"No wonder he's so confident, he turned out to be a fusion type, but it's far from our kitten, [cat] is a fantasy type!"
Winnie the kitten was also quite surprised, and finally understood where Zhang Kun's "mysterious confidence" came from.
However, it's just a fusion type that fuses two biological characteristics, and she can't win against her fantasy type!
"Clone Technique!"
Since it was a live broadcast, it was convenient for the audience to understand the situation, and the kitten Winnie deliberately shouted out her tricks, and the white-haired and golden-eyed cat-eared beauty suddenly became two, one left and one right, and the two girls asked in unison: "Guess, who is the body?" ”
Zhang Kun was secretly speechless, do you need to guess?
This kind of low-end doppelganger technique of an entity and a phantom body, he doesn't need to use some kind of ability, and he can distinguish it with his consistent prediction ability.
"Left." Saying that, Zhang Kun was also honestly polite, his wings fluttered, and he sprinted at the fastest speed, and he went up with a punch.
This is not a simple punch, but a "fist of forgetting"!
To put it simply, it is a technique that integrates the power of Demon God Guxin's [Forgetting] into a physical attack, causing the opponent to randomly temporarily lose part of their memories and become in a trance.
"So fast!" Winnie's face changed, and she subconsciously wanted to retreat.
Cats are not creatures known for their strength, but they are known for their speed and dexterity!
However, I don't know if it's because she is too light on the enemy, Winnie the kitten was surprised to find that she had just made the idea of dodging, and before her body could respond, Zhang Kun's casserole-sized fist had already smashed down from the high.
Bang!
It's like smashing a watermelon with a sledgehammer, splashing red juice everywhere, and then a headless corpse falling to the ground with a pop.
After the body was severely damaged, the disembodied clone slowly faded away like a dissipating mirage.
The audience was silent, as if there was no one at all.
Zhang Kun looked down at the headless corpse lying on the ground, and said unceremoniously: "Don't pretend to be dead, hurry up, with the self-healing power of [Maoyou], it's just a headshot, and you can't die." ”
However, after thirty seconds, the headless corpse still did not respond, and Zhang Kun wanted to speak, but suddenly received a game prompt from the opponent player "Kitten Winnie 03" went offline and won automatically.
Congratulations from the game system rang out in the arena, and fireworks even took off to congratulate him on defeating "Winnie the Kitty 03" and winning his 50th straight victory.
It was also at this time that the audience was stunned to find out that the opponent that Winnie Kitty randomly matched was actually such a crazy guy with such a winning streak!
Passers-by are not passers-by, and they are really not passers-by!
This is definitely not an ordinary rookie player, and it is likely that like Winnie the kitten, he is also an old bird who opens a trumpet and abuses rookies!
……
A few minutes ago, in Shanghai, a university dormitory.
A beautiful woman with waist-length black hair was lying on the bed, wearing a game helmet, suddenly screamed, her whole body convulsed, as if she had been electrocuted, and her legs were wet on the spot.
After about thirty seconds, the beauty seemed to notice the abnormality of her body, took off her helmet in a panic, got up and looked at her crotch, and suddenly became anxious, and tears rolled in her eyes.
She was afraid of spreading to the bed, so she hurriedly turned over and got out of bed, but what made her collapse was that she seemed to have forgotten how to control the human urinary system, and she couldn't stop the diabetes insipidus at all!
"Don't, don't!" She cried urgently, desperately clamping her two long white and tender legs, but she couldn't stop at all.
She didn't know whether to be sad or happy, but fortunately it was only broadcast live in the game, and there was no camera installed in reality, and she was the only one in the dormitory, and it was noon, and her roommates had gone out to eat!
But at this moment, there was a sound of a key opening the door at the door, and the beauty turned pale with horror and shouted: "Don't come in!" ”
However, the door was opened.
"Cai Wei, I brought you rice, you don't have the sweet and sour pork ribs you want, I changed the braised chicken wings for you, and I met a few senior sisters from the student union on the way, and I happened to look for you ...... something"
As he spoke, his roommate looked over and happened to see his best friend who kept leaving mysterious liquid between his legs, and he was stunned.
Several senior sisters behind her also watched this scene blankly.