Chapter 215: Bragging Costs Taxes
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"You guys are fools, with parents like you, it's not easy for Rong Rong to live so big. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
Hey, Su Yutong glanced at Emperor Tianyu in surprise: How can this guy rob his lines.
Tie Xuan touched his nose embarrassedly, "Chen Di also thinks it's a miracle." β
"Don't pat yourself on the back", snap, Emperor Tianyu patted the table, "You said you, how adult, you can't teach the children to be good, you actually let Zhou'er get a snake to scare your sister-in-law, your sister-in-law is not in good health, you don't know, who is responsible for scaring out the bad guys." β
"Forget it, forget it." Su Yutong stood up, "I'll go prepare the meal, and my cousin will stay and use it together." β
"Wow, my sister-in-law is still understanding."
Bastard, that's my daughter-in-law, of course it's okay, but is empathetic what you, as a little brother-in-law, can you say?
"Tie Xuan."
"The minister is here."
"You're overstepping."
"The minister is wrong, woo, woo, woo, woo."
This stinky scoundrel, Emperor Tianyou raised his slap, but in the end he still couldn't bear to fall, his face was full of snot, and he was afraid that his hands would be dirty.
At the dining table, Emperor Tianyu found something strange, a group of bear children stared at him, Tie Xuan stared at him, and Su Yutong also stared at him.
Didn't he wash his face? Why do they all look so weird one by one?
"Ahem, what's wrong? Flowers on my face? β
"My father is very handsome." Yanluo was the most naughty, and shouted to quickly bow his head and pick up the rice.
"Huh? Hehe, this is a novelty. Here, good baby, reward you with a chicken leg. β
"Grandfather is suave and wise."
Bear child, where is he romantic. I picked up a chopped green onion and threw it into the bowl where the bear child was happy and waiting for praise.
Just when he was not angry, he found that Su Yutong and Tie Xuan exchanged glances.
"What do you do?"
"Ah, it's okay", Su Yutong smiled with a smile, "You try this scallion grilled sea cucumber." β
"Delicious, what's wrong?"
"You're drinking a mouthful of soup, this is made for you by the concubine herself."
The bear children stopped eating, raised their little heads again, and watched Edamame and Lu Xiaozhou move their buttocks in the direction of the door, as if they were about to run.
"The soup is very fresh, and the queen's craftsmanship is getting more and more exquisite."
Smack, Su Yutong threw the spoon.
"Hmph." With a cold snort, he left.
It's so infuriating, I've never seen anything like this. In the morning, there was lightning and thunder and almost lifted the table, and now I pretend that I don't know anything, and I won't play with you, bastard. Even if you are the emperor, we will not serve you.
"What's wrong?"
Asked Tie Xuan in a low voice, Emperor Tianyou didn't understand the situation at all, but it seemed that this bastard cousin knew, and the boss in his heart was unhappy.
"Cousin", Tie Xuan hurriedly scooped a spoonful of soup for Emperor Tianyou, "Do you really think this is delicious?" β
"yes, what's wrong? It's not blowing with you, your sister-in-law is so-so, and she still has a lot of cooking and soup. β
The prince silently pulled his plate to his side. This was made for her by the queen mother alone. The cucumber segment was hollowed out in the middle and arranged in the shape of bamboo, and inside was shrimp fried rice and delicious corn kernels. On top are lettuce leaves, a little bird with strawberry jam, and a chick made of quiche under the pillar.
What's the matter, this is the son looking at him like a thief, he can still rob the children of food. Can't even the safest of the children be trusted? Emperor Tianyu was particularly injured.
Grabbed Tie Xuan's neck and left.
"Oh, cousin, I haven't finished eating yet. You're not right, just let the cows do the work, not let the cows graze. β
"Hey, hey, hey." Tie Xuan, who slapped him, turned around several times.
"Cousin, how do you hit someone", he covered his face with his arms exaggeratedly, "If you don't hit someone, I am also a person with a temper." β
"It's you who hit it." One more kick.
"Brother, brother, His Majesty the Great Emperor, what are you doing, what did the little brother do?"
What's the bad thing? Emperor Tianyu rolled his eyelids and eyebrows with his daughter-in-law, this can't be said.
"What do you say?"
When the emperor is so good, when he doesn't understand or understands, no one dares to refute it, and he can depressed the temper people to death.
"Little brother doesn't know."
"Your sister-in-law and children are weird, the prince is like a thief, what's the matter?"
Hey, the Emotional Dog Emperor is for this.
"Let's find a place where no one is and slowly say no?" When he arrived at a place where there was no one, Tie Xuan cried twice first, and said with a strong look, "Woo, brother, don't you really know?" β
"What do I know? Even the prince looked at people with that look. β
"Brother, it's good if you don't know, you ate the prince's strawberry jam in the morning."
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Emperor Tianyou originally wanted to defend himself, but in the end he decided that the slap was more convincing, beat you, and let you talk nonsense, he is the emperor, the king of a country, how can he rob his son's strawberry jam.
"Don't fight, there's even more hanging, you still dislike the mussel soup made by your sister-in-law, and you want to flip the table."
"Impossible." He is the emperor of a country, so he can't do such an unobtrusive thing, "Nonsense about you, drink high, see if I don't beat you to death." β
Well, you have to beat the ground to find your teeth.
"Brother, cousin, I'm not talking nonsense, I don't believe you to ask your sister-in-law."
"I don't believe it."
"I just told my sister-in-law that Concubine Jing doesn't like seafood, and I really didn't say anything bad about you."
Bastard, how do you want to instigate, it's finally quiet for two days, and it's not okay to stir up trouble.
"Bastard, wait, I'll settle accounts for you when I come back."
In the future, if my daughter-in-law treats me badly, don't think about you bastard.
"Cher, lady." Emperor Tianyu came to Su Yutong with a cup of lily barley porridge and came to Su Yutong, who was feeding the mandarin ducks. "I was wrong."
Hey, the Dog Emperor's painting style is not right today, and he was determined not to pay attention to this person, but he still couldn't help it, and turned his head to take a look.
"How can you be wrong, the Holy One is always right."
"Lady, don't be angry, it's all wrong for the husband, I'm afraid I drank high last night, I did something inappropriate, provoked the lady, I was angry, you can't compensate the lady for the husband.
Let's drink some porridge, I tasted it, it's not bad, you don't like this sweet and glutinous one the most. β
Su Yutong was confused, Emperor Tianyou's face at this time was soft, and there was still a little flattery, no matter how you look at it, it was not the same style of painting as in the morning.
"Do you remember what happened in the morning?"
"Remember, why don't you remember, it's to make Tie Xuan's guy angry, lady, forgive me, I'm very sincere in apologizing to you."
Sometimes, bragging comes at a price. (To be continued.) )