Chapter 7 [Your Girlfriend Leaked Air]
Fumes.
Fumes.
Or smoke.
said that Cheng Hao looked around at the Emperor's Entertainment Club.
"Ha, this Emperor's Club is really interesting, how can it be like the heavenly court, and it is still cloudy, so you can't see anything! Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Cheng Hao looked around and said disappointedly.
But then he felt that things were a little strange, this, this is not dry ice, but real smoke, cough cough cough......
choked Cheng Hao's tears, and he couldn't breathe evenly.
He listened intently, and his face changed! The heart-rending cry turned out to be not singing and music, but a real cry:
"Ah, I'm on fire, quick, help me put out the fire on my body!"
"Ahem, ahem...... Help me! My hair! ”
"Mr. Wang, the safety exit is here, come on...... Ahem! ”
……
There were cries, coughs, and sounds of help all around......
"Damn, I thought it was a fairyland on earth, but it turned out to be a hell on earth!"
Cheng Hao listened to this, and his face suddenly turned pale.
Cheng Hao was just about to tell the demon spirit to teleport home, but suddenly felt that his feet and ankles suddenly tightened, as if they were clamped by pliers.
"Got a trap? I'm dying! Cheng Hao was shocked and sat on the ground with a buttocks.
"Help me! Help me! A faint voice came from the ground.
Cheng Hao sat on the ground, his breathing suddenly felt a little smoother, he leaned to his feet to look, a person covered in darkness was lying on the ground, it was this person, his hands tightly grasped Cheng Hao's ankles.
"Africans are coming to play, too!" Cheng Hao muttered to himself.
"Help me......" the on the ground snorted, his mouth full of wine.
Cheng Hao looked around and found that the flames around the corridor were getting stronger and stronger, and the fire dragon was spreading wantonly, if he didn't save this person, he would definitely die.
"You're lucky, you'll teleport when you catch up with buddy!" Cheng Hao said secretly.
"Master, this is not your home, is it? I'm running out of time, go home quickly, don't mess around. The demon spirit urged from the side.
"Okay, let's go!" Cheng Hao knew that this was not a place to stay for a long time, the fire was very serious, and he didn't have time to ask more about the in front of him, it was important to save people first!
He pulled away the powerful hands of the with both hands, stretched out his arms and held the man in his arms, "Demon spirit, let's go!" ”
Cheng Hao thought about the scene at home, only to feel that his arm was sinking, and he returned to that familiar environment, and he gently put the on the shabby sofa.
"This is your home? Do you live matchboxes? The demon spirit asked disdainfully.
“……”
Cheng Hao glanced at the demon spirit and didn't speak, because this sentence was really hard to refute, after all, what the demon spirit said was similar.
Cheng Hao rented an old community, and the buildings were dilapidated. The house he lives in is more than 120 square meters, on the fifth floor, of course, he does not live alone, but four people share a house.
He lived in the smallest room, only ten square meters, and the monthly rent was 380 yuan.
This is standard kennel for a single dog who has just graduated.
The room was crammed together with a bed, a chair, a broken couch, a small table and a small TV, and it was like a matchbox.
The bed is still lame and covered with a few bricks, such a room, it is estimated that the "cave people on the top of the mountain" will dislike it!
"Why is your girlfriend sleeping with her eyes open?"
The demon spirit pointed to a "woman" lying on the bed.
The woman was lying on her back, her legs slightly apart, wearing a student uniform, and lying motionless on the bed, as if she were asleep, but her eyes were wide and wide.
Hearing the words of the demon spirit, Cheng Hao silently stretched out his hand to the back of the "woman's" head.
I fiddled with the button.
"Sneer...... "The gas leaks very quickly!"......
After a while, Cheng Hao's "girlfriend" turned into a plastic group.
"Bone shrinking magic! You, your girlfriend, your friend...... Friends -! "The demon spirit was shocked! He stammered.
"Your girlfriend is awesome!" Cheng Hao said angrily, "Okay, come to the 'Xuantie Seal', I'll call you again if I have something, I'll take a look at this person's injuries first." ”
Silent......
"Master, we won't be able to see each other for a long time after I enter the 'Dark Iron Seal'." The demon spirit said a little sadly.
"What?" Cheng Hao was surprised.
"The reason why I exist is that the demons gathered spiritual power together, first, it is to ingest the soul to worship this 'Xuantie Seal', in addition, my other mission is to find our host object, and once the host is successful, I also lose the need to exist, after I enter the 'Xuantie Seal' again today, I will scatter my spiritual power into the demons to help them start the cultivation mode in the host body, and when my spiritual power is dissipated, I will no longer exist." The demon explained.
"Then we'll never see each other again?" Cheng Hao was suddenly a little reluctant in his heart.
The feelings in the world are like this, as long as you get along, most of them are reluctant when they part.
"Master, you don't have to be sad, although the demons will be in dormant cultivation mode for a long time, they will also wake up from time to time, you can communicate with them after waking up, and I am just a mirror image of them. Of course, if the demons have all cultivated to the fullest, and the opportunity is enough, maybe the demons will also spend spiritual power to reforge the demon spirits, so we shouldn't have no chance to meet again at all. The demon spirit comforted.
"Okay, I see, then you can enter this 'Dark Iron Seal', it will be twenty minutes soon." Cheng Hao stretched out his right hand and said gloomily.
The demon spirit lightly verticalized, turned into a cloud of black smoke, and disappeared into Cheng Hao's palm.
With the entry of the demon spirit, the "Xuantie Seal" suddenly bloomed with golden light, and the entire room reflected was very bright.
The boiling golden light of the "Dark Iron Seal" lasted for a full minute, and finally slowly returned to a black shape, and it took another few minutes before disappearing completely.
Cheng Hao sat on the edge of the bed and was stunned, "The demon spirit is gone, the ability is gone, I can't investigate late at night, and my girlfriend is leaking, alas, ......"
He got up, probed the's snort, and felt his pulse, which was beating so powerful that it should not be life-threatening.
"Maybe you were just drunk, frightened by the fire, or maybe you were just choked by the smoke," Cheng Hao guessed.
Cheng Hao was busy all night, and felt a strong sleepiness rolling in. So he fell asleep on the bed.
Some people wake up every day from nightmares.
Some people wake up every day by their own handsomeness.
And Cheng Hao was woken up by his own laughter this morning, he dreamed that the leader gave him a salary increase, 120 yuan a month!
Before waking up, he happily counted the accounts with his fingers in his dream: "Vegetarian buns cost eight cents a piece, 120 yuan, wow, how many buns do you have to buy!" Hahaha......"
When he woke up giggling and laughing at himself, he saw a bald head standing in front of his bed, looking at him like a fool.
"Who are you?" Cheng Hao was shocked.
"Cao He." The bald man's answer was brief.
"Why are you in my room?"
"Didn't you bring me here? You saved me from the fire. ”
"Oh......" Cheng Hao remembered what happened last night, and thought to himself: "It turns out that you are the from last night!" ”
"Little brother, can you lend me your phone?" Cao He asked.
"Of course." Cheng Hao handed over his mobile phone as he spoke.
Cao He used Cheng Hao's mobile phone to call out and call someone to pick him up.
"Little brother, without you, brother, I died in the fire last night, I just watched TV for a while, and the news said that there was a stampede at the fire scene last night, and very few people escaped." Cao He said while handing the phone back to Cheng Hao.
"Hey, it's a trivial matter, it's not enough to worry about, big brother, you don't have to be polite!" Cheng Hao patted his chest, acting like a hero in a TV series, and said boldly.
"Well, good! Little brother temperament, I like it! You remember, my name is Cao He, and my friends on the road all respect me as 'Fourth Master', if anyone dares to bully you in Longcheng, report my name or call me, and I will write the phone number on the table on the 'Golden Bottle Plum'! Cao He patted Cheng Hao's shoulder and said in a rough voice.
Cheng Hao's chivalrous spirit suddenly plummeted, and his old face turned red, after all, "Golden Bottle Plum" is a divine book!
"Little brother, I'm leaving, we'll meet later!" Cao He said as he walked out in stride.
Just as Cheng Hao hugged his fists and saluted, he was about to say like a hero, "Big brother, there will be a period later!" ".
Cao He stretched out a bald head through the crack in the door again, and said strangely: "Little brother, next time I have a chance to buy you a better 'girlfriend', I see that your one has already leaked air!" ”
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(PS: Happy weekend to everyone!) )