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With the origin of this Seven Old Men Temple, the boat boss seemed to have opened the conversation box, and began to introduce Xitang to me and Xiao Yayun and talk about the family.

From the words of the boat boss, I heard a kind of entanglement, a kind of entanglement for the development of Xitang. On the one hand, he is grateful for the development of Xitang, because with the development of Xitang, his home has been rebuilt, his income has been increased, relying on the family's homestay and this cruise ship, the annual income is many times that of the past, but on the other hand, he has some complaints about the development of Xitang, he misses the days when Xitang was just an ordinary town.

I listened to the chatter of the boat boss and laughed back to some inconsequential words, and time passed quietly as I slowly moved forward.

When the boat docked, the rain hadn't stopped, and Xiao Yayun and I had planned to go back to the inn directly after we got ashore, but this Nizi said that she would take a detour to buy a box of stinky tofu, and I had no choice but to follow her. Today's queue at the entrance of Mrs. Guan's stinky tofu shop is much longer than the last time I came, and I didn't go in, standing under the eaves opposite Mrs. Guan's stinky tofu to hide from the rain.

Just when I was bored scrolling through WeChat, a call suddenly came from my mobile phone, it was my black friend Chu Cheng, I picked up the phone and smiled: "Why do you have time to call me?" Crawling out of the gentle township and finally remembering me? ”

Chu Cheng's voice sounded a little flustered, "I made a fuss, not a joke." ”

I was so frightened by his words that my hand shook, and the phone almost fell to the ground, and I hurriedly caught the phone in the corner and said urgently: "What? Am I relying on you to be real fake? Who is that person, it's useless for you to call me now, hurry up and turn yourself in, and you can get a leniency to come out early. I'm sure I'll show you Turin, I won't let you be green. ”

"Fuck off, what I mean by making a fuss is not that there is one less person in the world, but that there is one more person, one more person, do you understand?" I was stunned for a moment, and "one more person" immediately reacted, "I relied on you to make Turin's belly bigger?" ”

Chu Cheng snorted: "What do you mean to make your belly bigger, don't say it so ugly." ”

I rolled my eyes, "Come on, pee on yourself, you look like someone from the most backward region in the world." Seriously, does Turin really have it? ”

Chu Cheng said in a deep voice: "Well, I took a pregnancy test stick a few days ago, two lines." Now"

I directly interrupted the product, "The pregnancy test stick is a fart, and that thing could be a fake pregnancy." Go to the hospital. ”

"I haven't finished my sentence yet, now we are in the hospital, and the doctor has diagnosed it. It's only been a month. ”

I calculated the time in my heart, and said with a smile: "One month, this means that when I return to the imperial capital, there will be a possibility that Turin will have it?" No, it should have been earlier than that, that is, Turin when I was still in Moscow. I cǎo can, Chu Cheng, you like to be a father. Congratulations. ”

Chu Cheng's voice on the other end of the phone sounded bitter and hateful, "Congratulations, I'm dying of sorrow." I didn't dare to tell my family, the first thing that came to mind was you, didn't I call you and ask you to give me ideas. ”

Me: "What's the idea of this, I told you before I went to Russia that you want to wear a condom, you kid yourself don't listen to what I can do." There are only two ways, either go to register again and flow directly in the hospital, when nothing has happened, remember to wear a condom when you pop it again in the future. Or just give birth. It's up to you to decide which one you want to choose. ”

Chu Cheng: "Then of course I want to give birth!" How can Lao Tzu's cub be killed alive like this, you are too ruthless, Richard. ”

Me: "I have a relationship with whether I am ruthless or not, so since you are going to give birth, you should find a place to live in Turin first, and according to the standard of pregnant women." ”

Chu Cheng: "The problem of living has been solved, she rented a house in the imperial capital in Turin, the place is quiet, and the greening of the community is okay." But I can't take care of pregnant women, what can I do. ”

"You wouldn't look it up on the Internet. Now that Turin's belly is not big, she should be able to take care of herself, you should be thinking about how to tell your parents and her parents in Turin about this, if I were Turin's father, I could just hang you up and beat you to death. Okay, let's not talk about it for now, buddy is going back to the inn, and Alipay will transfer 10,000 yuan to you later."

"Where did you get all this money? I don't want it, I have money. ”

"Come on, come on, what kind of garlic do you pretend with me, your little money is enough for the two of you to eat in the canteen, how long can you go to the restaurant every day? It doesn't matter if you're yourself, you can't let Torino eat in the cafeteria with you. That's it, don't talk about it, hang up. ”

With that, I hung up the phone directly, opened Alipay and transferred 10,000 yuan to Chu Cheng.

A moment later, Alipay received the news that Chu Cheng received the red envelope, and this kid said a word - thank you, buddy.

Putting the phone back in his trouser pocket, I just saw Xiao Yayun coming out with two boxes of stinky tofu. looked at me and smiled, "Whose phone?" Look at your impatient expression. ”

"Chu Cheng's, he likes to be a father."

Xiao Yayun's reaction was a little unexpected, this Nizi didn't look surprised at all, but nodded and handed me a box of stinky tofu with a calm face.

I took the stinky tofu, "You don't look surprised at all." ”

Xiao Yayun took a toothpick and inserted a piece of stinky tofu into her mouth, and said with a smile: "Turin told me about this last night, and told me that I would go to the hospital for a check-up today." If you say that now, you probably have been diagnosed. ”

I nodded, "Well, it's diagnosed, and it does." Chu Cheng wants this child, I will transfer him 10,000 yuan, and I will go back to the imperial capital to see him after a while. After you return to the imperial capital, you will help him more, this goods have a big heart, thick hands, and you can't take care of people at all. ”

Xiao Yayun nodded, "Don't worry, I know if you don't say it." ”

I turned around and walked towards the scenic spot, and sighed, "I didn't expect Chu Cheng to be the first to be a father when the last broken place in our bedroom was the result, and this bullet was shot accurately." ”

Xiao Yayun glanced at me, "You're not here?" ”

I blushed, "Of course I'm not!" Dude broke early, okay? ”

"Okay, but I have something to warn you of, I just got in line and it came to me."

"What?"

"We're outside the area now, but the tickets were from yesterday, so if we want to go in again, we're afraid we'll have to buy another ticket. But looking at the way you just waved 10,000 yuan and gave it to others, you won't mind this 100 yuan, right? ”

I felt my heart dripping blood for a moment, as if I saw a red great man with wings fluttering out of my wallet and flying away, I crouched down and said with a painful face, "I mind, I mind." ”

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