Chapter 61: Don't Squeeze My Chickens
On the way home, the old pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang, had a cigarette in his mouth, swayed his body, and strode down the street. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
One person and one pig are in a good mood, and today is the most "fulfilling" time that the old pig has eaten since the nether.
Zhang Xiaoqiang also relied on the outstanding performance of the old pig to solve the ration problem for the next week.
After arriving home, the old pig League of Legends consumed food, and Zhang Xiaoqiang hurried back to the house to rest in order to prepare for the big event tomorrow morning.
It is best to visit the patient during the day, and the patient is full of energy in the morning. The second is also blessed with a speedy recovery.
So early the next morning, Zhang Xiaoqiang got up early, took out the mud-wrapped chicken that had been marinated all night, built a small stove on the balcony, and roasted the chicken by living on the rough dead leaves he picked up.
The baking process is quite difficult, and to be honest, there are few such backward cooking methods in today's society, even in rural areas.
But it is undeniable that it is this most primitive and natural barbecue method that preserves the original flavor of the ingredients.
After the mud outside the chicken was roasted and covered with black paint, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly pulled out the mud-wrapped chicken, and all the production processes of the flower chicken were completed.
Looking at the black paint in front of him, just like the "black coal bricks" like cultural relics unearthed underground, Zhang Xiaoqiang's psychology is really not low at all.
He was worried and asked the old man: "Are you sure this thing can be given away?" ”
The old man immediately gave a rather constructive answer: "Well, the old man hasn't eaten it either, but looking at the quality, it should be ...... Not bad, isn't it? ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang is used to the old man's speech, and he hugged his head depressedly:
Mother Earth flickering...... Uh, no...... Bless me!
That's it, it's all death! I can't give up the child and can't catch the wolf, and I can't catch the girl without the guts! This time, whether it is successful or not, depends on this "black brick" transaction.
Thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang just didn't think much about it, and casually found a fairly clean plastic bag and threw the flower chicken into it.
The old pig continued "a pig's self-cultivation" on the sofa, and his heavy snoring was melodious and deep.
In order not to disturb this "pig fighter" who struggled all night in the land of runecraft, Zhang Xiaoqiang made simple preparations, threw away a note and left with a gift.
The sun was rising outdoors and warm on his body, Zhang Xiaoqiang boarded the No. 234 bus and rushed to the city first.
This way is OK, in the early morning of the weekend, most of the students are still flying their life ideals with Zhou Gong, so the car is quite empty, Zhang Xiaoqiang found a seat, squinted his eyes and arrived smoothly.
After changing cars, it was half past seven in the morning, and all the uncles and aunts who had morning exercises returned, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's good days were over.
After getting into the car, he was wrapped up in the flow of people and staggered forward.
After two stops, the number of passengers boarding the train increased one after another, and in order to avoid the "gift" being crowded, Zhang Xiaoqiang tried his best to resist.
However, everyone was overly enthusiastic, and Rao is Zhang Xiaoqiang worked hard to support him, but it was still difficult to resist the various collisions around him.
In desperation, he could only shout at the top of his throat: "Slow down, everyone!" Slow down! Don't squeeze my chickens, don't squeeze my chickens! ”
In the end, an old lady in front of it couldn't listen anymore, turned her face, frowned and said angrily: "Who squeezed your chicken!" Who's squeezing your! If you put the old lady's ass on it again, the old lady will be abolished now, do you believe it or not? ”
Speechless!
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was depressed, a stream of consciousness flashed in his mind.
Don't worry, after being abolished, this seat can teach you the supreme heart method, crisscrossing the rivers and lakes.
I'm grass, such a! Who is it?
Looking forward with excitement, there was a row of large characters:
The sun rises in the east, and I am the only one who is undefeated!
Nima! O Oriental Master!
The tiger's body shook when it landed, and the eggs suddenly tightened, and Zhang Xiaoqiang moved back a few parking spaces, and did not stop until the cat entered the front of a girl's seat.
Whew~, it's so terrible, if this is for me to set the Sunflower Treasure Book, do I learn, or don't I learn?
The car continued to shake, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's whole mind was focused on the plastic bag in his hand.
There is a "flattering meal" that he spent most of his belongings to carefully make, and it is unceremonious to say whether he can turn back a game in the battle against Qin Puze today, it all depends on this package of chicken.
Suddenly, there was a clicking sound in the noisy car, and with years of experience, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately judged from the frequency of this rapid abnormal sound that this was a WeChat shake.
HE SUBCONSCIOUSLY LOWERED HIS EYES, AND SURE ENOUGH, THE GIRL IN FRONT OF HIM WAS HOLDING AN IPHONE WITH HAPPY FINGERS.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang had a plan, silently took out the 2G version of the limited Nokia N95 mobile phone in his pocket, clicked on WeChat, turned it to mute, and shook it twice quietly.
Immediately, a row of various thick-eyed and big-eyed girls appeared in order, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced sideways at the girl sitting on the table, and unexpectedly found a matching avatar in the list.
At the moment, grinning, one finger typed leisurely: Poor road Saitama, a hexagram every day, today you are on the No. 14 bus, holding a black leather bag and wearing a fringed short skirt, please get off the bus quickly, otherwise there will be a bloody disaster.
Three minutes later, as soon as the car entered the station, the girl was pale and fled from the car in terror.
Zhang Xiaoqiang took advantage of the trend to "ascend the throne" and hid his "merit and fame".
With his quick wit and keen insight, he managed to secure the chickens to the target site without any danger.
After getting out of the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang let out a long breath and felt relieved.
The hospital is still so popular, there is never a shortage of customers here 365 days a year.
He was familiar with the way to take the elevator to the top, and as soon as he arrived, he just bumped into the little nurse on duty that day.
Then, I saw the little nurse retreat again and again as if she was stimulated, and at the same time stammered with her fingers and shouted: "You, you, you, you......"
At least muttered about a dozen words "you", and without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to interrupt, the little nurse turned around abruptly and ran towards the nurse's station: "He's here, he's here again!" ”
Speechless! Looking at the little nurse fleeing from her back in terror, Zhang Xiaoqiang stood in stroze.
What's going on!? He was eager to find someone to make sure it was ...... Is this really not a psychiatric department?
Ignoring the vigilant gaze of the past doctors, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked towards Room 408 as if no one was there.
As soon as I arrived at the door, I heard a familiar voice coming from inside:
"Hehe, Uncle Su, I've been busy with Leng Che's work during this time, and I don't have time to come to the hospital to see you, I heard Director Huang say that your condition has improved last week, Leng Che and I are very happy. So what...... Thanks to Director Huang's medical skills, don't leave after work today, I have already set a position in the rich man, you must come over when you arrive. ”
"Xiao Qin, you don't have to be so polite, it is our doctor's duty to treat the sick and save people, and this time I can save Su Lao from the death line, and it will not insult my title as a doctor."
"Director Huang, you are too modest, I have heard other people's discussions in private, if it weren't for your wonderful rejuvenation this time, Uncle Su's illness would not have improved so quickly."
After these words were settled, he heard the door of the ward "squeak" open, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang walked in with a sneer with a vinyl plastic bag.