Wang Qiang, who was thundered by this opening, devoted himself to watching the play, took a mouthful of rice in his mouth and chewed it slowly, but his eyes never left the mobile phone screen. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The title subtitle appeared on the phone: Is it hot like a dog is a hot dog? Woohoo!

The crew's box lunch is unpalatable to death, but if you don't eat it, you will definitely die!

I have to work hard to act today, because fifty dollars a day. Hehe!

I am a man who wants to become an Asian actor, and I must be able to, because I live in Unit 321, Unit 4, West 5th Building, Asian Community!

Looking at the subtitles that kept popping up, Wang Qiang couldn't help but laugh, this Nima is a short drama, this is a complete spoof! But although it was a spoof, he didn't care. It's just a comedy, why care about his form, as long as he can amuse himself?

The goddess on the opposite side looked at Wang Qiang curiously while eating, this thing hasn't looked at herself since she sat down, if it's pretending, it's too similar!

Just when the goddess stared at Wang Qiang strangely, the goods on the other side finally reacted. I saw Wang Qiang squirt out the rice in his mouth, and then "hahaha~" The last ha stuck in his throat without laughing, because he saw the gloomy face and ...... of the goddess opposite Rice that was sprayed on the face by oneself!

it! I'm going to die! Wang Qiang, who reacted, had a painful face, goddess, the goddess I had a crush on for a long time, I didn't make a good impression, not to mention that I was so ruthless this time! It's over, this Nima has no chance at all!

Sure enough, the development of things did not exceed Wang Qiang's expectations.

The goddess was furious: "Wang Qiang! What are you doing! ”

Watch the goddess ...... out of anger With a more beautiful face, Wang Qiang reacted after a short stunned moment!

"I ...... Well, I'm sorry, I didn't notice anyone on the other side! As soon as he finished speaking, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth, didn't you add fuel to the fire when you said that.

Sure enough, hearing this thing say this, the goddess became even angrier, "Oh, the target is too small for you to see, blame me?" ”

The beauty of the goddess is beautiful, but there is one thing that has always been a pain in her heart, that can reach a height of one meter six, no matter how she dresses up, it is a kind of small jasper! So when I heard Wang Qiang say that he didn't notice himself, while wondering if his beauty had declined, the goddess was also hit by this sentence.

"Huh! That's, that's not what I meant. I mean, I was watching comedy all the time and didn't notice that someone was sitting across from me. That one...... I couldn't help laughing when I was watching a comedy just now, I'm sorry to get it on you, or I'll help you wash your clothes! ”

Hearing Wang Qiang's somewhat hooligan words, the goddess was like slapping them directly! But looking at his sincere face, maybe he didn't realize that there was something wrong with what he said! A very handsome guy, why is he so unemotionally unintelligent!

She also knows that Wang Qiang has always liked herself, and she usually can't wait to find more opportunities to contact herself, and he doesn't even want to miss the opportunity to just look at herself without contact! So he shouldn't have done it on purpose, and it's even more unlikely that he wanted to talk to him in this way, after all, this product doesn't have that emotional intelligence.

Ah! What do you think? Thinking about it, the goddess's face couldn't help but turn a little red!

Seeing that the goddess's face was a little red, Wang Qiang thought that she was angry with herself, so she hurriedly opened her mouth to explain, and she didn't say anything useful for a long time.

"Poof!" Seeing Wang Qiang's helpless appearance, the anger in the goddess's heart also disappeared, "Okay, forgive you, but I thought about taking my clothes away and washing them after work at night!" When she said this, the goddess's face was flushed with crimson.

"Well, okay, I'm sorry." Wang Qiangmu nodded, opened his mouth and said nothing. I could only lower my head and continue to look at my phone.

Seeing that the fool lowered his head and looked at his phone again after speaking, and didn't say a few words to herself, the goddess's mouth unconsciously pursed. Hmph, this idiot, no wonder he can't find a girlfriend, he deserves to be a bachelor for the rest of his life! I like people who don't come to set it!

Ah! What do you think, you, shame on you! The goddess, who was ashamed of her thoughts, blushed and glanced up at Wang Qiang, and breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that he didn't pay attention. Then seeing that the eyes of this thing seemed to be stuck in the screen of the mobile phone and couldn't move away, the goddess couldn't help but be curious. What the hell are you looking at, better than me?

With curiosity, the goddess pushed her meal forward, got up and walked around the table to Wang Qiang's side. "What are you looking at, you're so fascinated by it!" Saying that, the goddess poked her head to Wang Qiang's side, and the heads of the two were almost together.

"Huh?" Hearing the goddess's words, Wang Qiang glanced up at her, and quickly removed his eyes, "It's nothing, a comedy, "Never Expected", Jiang Yan's new work!" ”

"Is it pretty? Look at what you see, it's fascinating. The goddess continued.

Wang Qiang nodded: "It's very good-looking, it's funny!" ”

"Oh, then show me too!" Saying that, the goddess moved closer to Wang Qiang again.

"I never thought of it, lalalalala!" At this point, the first episode ends, and the video has already played to the second episode.

This episode is sponsored by the Philippine Navy. "Our journey is a sea of stars!"

After that, a series of spoof subtitles appeared.

Single because they don't understand the true meaning of leek buns

Is it that people who are too capable are like me who do not have a job

Mom said that the person who can soak a good hand of noodles is the winner in life

Liu Bei threw his son because Liu Chan was very similar to Zhang Fei

People who are not in a relationship will be so bored that they will pause to read subtitles

Seeing this last line of subtitles, the goddess glanced at Wang Qiang strangely. The two of them are in this state now...... The goddess quickly shook her head, pretending not to think about it, and looked at the screen intently.

Wang Dazhui: My name is Wang Dazhui, and today is the day I came for an interview. I'm sure I'll get this position.

[A lewd man next to him is digging his nose] Wang Da Hammer: Just this kind of fat round dick silk also came to fight with me, it was like a dead end.

Pretty girl: (Bring a cup of coffee to the lewd man) Oba~ ~ ~ It's hard, what's the matter. After a while, the interview will be cheering Oh roar~

Lewd Man: Moda.

(Wang Dazhui: Huh.) )

[In the manager's office, Wang Dazhui handed over his resume to the manager]

Manager: What kind of major do you have? (Wang Dazhui: Is this attitude looking down on me?) I really want to tell you out loud what my uncle is about. )

[Delusional Picture: Wang Dazhui: I am the winner of the First Prize Scholarship in Financial Management at Harvard University in the United States. Manager: (shocked) Kneel for the uncle. 】

(Wang Dazhui: But actually what I'm talking about is -) Wang Dazhui: I am a walk-behind tractor major from Lanxiang Technician Tractor College.

Burst! Seeing this, the goddess couldn't help laughing. Wang Qiang turned his head when he heard the sound, and when he saw the goddess's smiling face, he didn't feel stunned for a moment.

"Look at what, nerd!" The goddess glared at him in disgust, "Hurry up and watch your drama!" ”

"Oooh!" Wang Qiang nodded dumbly.

Goddess: This nerd...... Hee-hee!

screen.

Manager: (gives a casual look, mouth crooked)

(Wang Dazhui: This look seems random, but it must be hinting at something.) )

(The manager flips the book with an orchid finger)

(Wang Dazhui: This sad orchid finger is really extraordinary, it must be the clue.) )

(Wang Dazhui looked around and found a pile of scraps of paper on the ground) (Wang Dazhui: I see, fortunately, I am thoughtful, how can I sweep the world if I don't sweep a room?) That's the details that put the staff to the test, to see how easily I can deal with it. It won't be long before I will be promoted and raised, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of my life, which is a little exciting to think about. )

(The manager is still indifferent)

(Wang Dazhui: Why hasn't he shown his affection for me?) Is there another mystery? )

(Wang Dazhui looks at the manager's nose)

(Wang Dazhui: You don't want me to cut his nose hair, right?) It's also disgusting. )

[Delusional Picture: Wang Dazhui: Come, the manager relax.] This nose hair is quite mischievous. 】

(Wang Dazhui: No, it must not be like that.) Maybe it's a symbol of his status. )

(Wang Dazhui looks at the manager's unzipped crotch) (Wang Dazhui: I'll go~ I didn't expect this to be the ultimate test, it's quite tricky.) If I just go up and help him pull it up—)

[Delusional Picture: Wang Dazhui: I'll help you zip up, manager.] 】

(Wang Dazhui: What if he misunderstands me and is not a straight man who falls in love with me?) But if you want to remind me directly-)

[Delusional picture: Wang Dazhui: Manager, you have opened the zipper~ Manager: Huh? ～

(A large number of people rushed up to take pictures, and the manager covered his crotch for a while, embarrassed)]

(Wang Dazhui: Won't it make the manager lose face?) It's good that I'm smart enough~)

(Wang Dazhui repeats the action of pulling the zipper of his pants to the manager)

(Wang Dazhui: Even a fool with an IQ of only five should understand that I am reminding him that the zipper is not pulled, right?) Hey, why didn't he look at me? Is it because I'm afraid that my ecstasy posture will blind his dog eyes? )

(Smoke begins to rise from the crotch of Wang's sledgehammers)

(Wang Dazhui: I'll go to it~ It's all smoking, but you can take a look at me and say.) )

(Outside the toilet)

(Wang Da Hammer: My name is Wang Da Hammer.) Unexpectedly, I ended up getting a job. This must be the ultimate test for me. It won't be long before I will be promoted and raised, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of my life. )

(At this time, the manager walked out, and Wang Dazhui zipped the manager)

Sledgehammer: Your zipper is already closed.

(Wang Dazhui: Alas, the manager's love for me is really hidden.) )

Goddess: Hahaha, it's so funny, I'm laughing to death! Finally finished watching an episode, and the female voice who had been holding back her laughter couldn't hold back anymore and laughed haha.

Looking at the goddess who was close at hand and almost attached to him, Wang Qiang's heart couldn't help but flutter. The goddess is so close to herself, is this a hint that she has a chance, right?

Ha ha! My Wang Qiang's spring is coming. It won't be long before I will be promoted and raised, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of my life.

Looking at the goddess who couldn't help but smile and leaned on himself, Wang Qiang couldn't help but think proudly in his heart.