"Not old, not old! It is less and stronger. Chu Nan hurriedly replied with a smile, at least a sixty-year-old man, he actually said that he was not old, did he have to wait until he was one hundred and twenty years old to be considered old?

"Little brother, let me tell you, people, you can't divide the old and the young according to the standard of age!" Feng Maniac patted Chu Nan on the shoulder and said, squinting, it is easy for people to associate with that aspect.

"So what is the standard?" Chu Nan touched his head and looked at his smile, could it be better than ...... Who has the most times per week?

Chu Nan immediately thought of the "Businessman Keeping Mistress Grand Prix Award" that went viral on WeChat in the 21st century:

Best Quantity Award, Director XX, a total of 146 mistresses of all ages; Best Quality Award, General Manager, 17 beautiful unmarried undergraduate female college students in five-star hotels all year round; Best Youth Award, Chairman XX, 20 lovers are all 16~18 years old; Best Management Award, CEO of XX, with knowledge and means, effectively manage 77 lovers......

In particular, the best motivation award, a certain developer, swore in the face of five lovers that by the age of 60, each of them would be no less than 3 times a week. This...... It should be the standard for dividing the old and the young in the mouth of the wind madman!

"Take dreams as the standard! Some time ago, when I lost my dream, I seemed to be twenty years old, but if you look at it, every cell in my body is now full of youthful color! The wind madman said as he danced with his hands.

Look at him Although he is sometimes crazy, some of his words are full of philosophy, people who have no dreams, live a life in a mess, like a walking corpse, what is the difference between an old man waiting to die? And what about those who have dreams......

Chu Nan looked at Feng Crazy for a while, and saw that he was indeed full of youthful atmosphere, and even the wrinkles on his face were blooming, could it be that he was in the stage of love?

"You...... In love? Chu Nan couldn't help but ask, as soon as the words came out, he felt embarrassed, and asked a sixty-year-old man, if he was in the stage of love, if his classmates heard it, they would definitely scold him for maliciously selling cuteness.

"Also...... It's not a hot love yet, it's just a few days of fever! Wind Maniac put his hands on his chest, twisted his body, and said a little shyly like a little girl.

it! Chu Nan secretly vomited and almost fainted. No wonder you went to a psychiatric hospital!

"I went to a psychiatric hospital with a purpose." Feng Maniac seemed to know what Chu Nan was thinking.

"Ahh Is there a purpose for going to a psychiatric hospital? Chu Nan exclaimed.

"Shh The wind madman gestured quietly, "Prevent the partition wall from having ears." Then he continued: "Have you ever watched the movie "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance"? Comedy star Stephen Chow. ”

"It's all from many years ago, so I've definitely seen it. Do you learn from Tang Bohu? Chu Nan seemed to have guessed something.

"The children can be taught! From this, it can be seen that my Dugu Nine Swords have a successor! Feng Maniac patted Chu Nan's shoulder vigorously again, which made Chu Nan startled.

Just this bit of intelligence can inherit the mantle of Dugu Jiujian, is it his own high IQ, or is the IQ of the wind madman low?

Feng Maniac continued to say excitedly: "I just fell in love with a beautiful nurse in the psychiatric hospital, her name is Qiu Xiang, so I learned from Tang Bohu and committed myself to the hospital. ……”

"Crazy, crazy......" It seems that a woman's voice is calling the wind crazy.

"Say Qiuxiang, Qiuxiang is here! Quick, first hug me and fly up the tree to hide, we haven't talked enough......" The wind madman took the initiative to hug Chu Nan, making Chu Nan cry and laugh, and flew up to the tree in a daze.

"Where's the madness, early in the morning." Chu Nan looked down and saw a middle-aged beautiful nurse walking through a small door of the psychiatric hospital, still charming.

Could it be that the psychiatric hospital and this hospital are opened by the same boss, otherwise how can there be a common back door?

"Look, how is Akika?" Wind Maniac whispered in Chu Nan's ear.

"Well, it's really beautiful, and the charm is still there!" Chu Nan told the truth.

"Go, what charm still exists, it's just ...... Waiting to be released, you look at the way she walks, and it looks like it's a place. I told you you don't understand, it's just a virgin! "Feng Maniac is very dissatisfied with Chu Nan.

Originally, Chu Nan wanted to praise Qiu Xiang with the idiom "the charm still exists", but in the eyes of the wind madman, it became a derogatory meaning, which made Chu Nan smile bitterly.

"At the lowest point in my life, I was crouching on the side of the road, and she smiled at me, and her smile was like a sultry moonlight at night, and ...... Hand me a pair of steamed buns, and I've been in love with her ever since. Feng Maniac muttered to himself, regardless of whether Chu Nan listened or not.

Later, after making every possible inquiry, I finally learned about the nurse at her psychiatric hospital. So, after my careful and ingenious design, I finally managed to enter the hospital......" Feng Madman whispered excitedly, as if returning to the process of struggle, "Once, I deliberately wet my pants, and she helped me change my pants...... Oh, how embarrassing! ”

What do you use to wet your pants? Chu Nan wanted to tease him, but when he saw him concentrating on recalling, he couldn't help but speak.

"Later, in an accident, I emphasize that it was definitely an accident, and I ...... I fell at the same time as her, and at the same time I fell to the ground, my lips just kissed her lips, and the only sensitive point in her body was on her lips, and at that moment, I fell in love with her completely! The sky is barren and the earth is old, and this love is unswerving......" The wind madman raised his head, as if admiring the sultry moonlight.

"What is the only sensitive point in the body?" Chu Nan asked as if he didn't understand.

"This ...... I'll teach you when I'm free in the future, and after I learn it, I can soak whoever you want, and soak it until your kidneys are deficient! "Wind Maniac said as if he was a veteran of the love field.

"Then how many have you soaked in the past few decades, a company, or a regiment?" Chu Nan asked curiously.

"I ...... What, I'm principled, the kind of love first, you don't understand it, it's the kind that must be the first girlfriend as a lifelong wife...... Peerless good man! Wind Maniac said proudly.

According to him, he can't be an old virgin too, right? also brag about knowing what sensitive points of women, and the only one!

"I don't believe it, she only has one sensitive point, the book says that women have a lot of sensitive points, in addition to the lips and three points, it seems that there are ears, thighs, soles of feet or something...... Chu Nan countered.

"You kid really don't know, the sensitive point I'm talking about is not an ordinary sensitive point, is it...... The kind that can directly sublimate her inner feelings, as long as you get this sensitive point on her body, she will not only quickly achieve that high and that tide, but also quickly fall in love with you! ”

After speaking, Feng Madness looked at Chu Nan's expression, pursed his lips, and said, "You don't believe it, right, forget it, I'll teach you first, and let you see the only sensitive point of my Qiu Xiang." ”

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