"Bang!" The back ridge hit the tricycle, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was smashed and turned over on his back. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"! Still posing with Lao Tzu, come on, get ......"

Halfway through the word rosacea, I suddenly heard a strong wind blowing on the side.

Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his head, only to see the old pig with a big iron chain bounce off the ground, and the heavy body of about 300 catties was like a cannonball out of the chamber and went straight to the rosacea.

In an instant, rosacea's weak body fell to the ground overwhelmed, and then let out a hoarse howl, then closed his eyes and turned his face away.

It's so horrible! In an instant, the old pig used his physical advantage to win back a city.

"If you have something to say, it's good to say! Why do you want to do it? You were already at fault for not paying, and now you are hurting my brother, you must apologize! ”

I have to say that the old pig is still very self-contained, and when things come to this point, he can still be patient and put the facts with the nine golden flowers, and be reasonable, but Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was punched, doesn't have that good temper at the moment.

He slowly got up from the ground holding the tires, his nose was red, swollen and hot, and a trace of red blood hung on the corner of his lips.

"Brother Pig! There's nothing nonsense to talk about with these people! Leave me alone, kill them! ”

We don't take the initiative to hit the dog, but if the dog bites you, you have to fight back, otherwise it will keep chasing you.

This is the experience summed up by being bullied all year round as a bottom-level ** Sizhang Xiaoqiang.

In the past, he pretended to admit it, but it was because he was incapable, and there was no way.

But now...... Whoever bullied Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu beat him until he knelt on the ground and sang conquest.

"That's ...... Not good. The old pig looked embarrassed: "No matter how I say it, I am also a cadre of the Heavenly Court, so I beat people in the mortal world...... That's a chaotic thing. ”

I grass! So what happened to the last time you kicked the "little VIP"?

I didn't expect the old pig to be so brainless, and watching TV series doesn't seem to be the master who does things according to the rules and is bound by the rules.

Why do you drop the chain at the critical moment!

And just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was doing something about how to make the old pig move, the hemp pole in the "Nine Golden Flowers" finally couldn't stand the surging Wang Ba's qi in his body.

He took advantage of the distraction of the old pig's conversation, sneaked up from behind, and slapped the old pig on the back of the head.

When he boarded, he fanned the wig of the Ximen cauldron lid that the old pig was holding on the top of his head and fell to the ground.

Immediately, the field fell silent for more than ten seconds.

Then, the remaining eight of the "Nine Golden Flowers" looked up to the sky and laughed as if they had been laughed!

"Ahaha, this pig's head is still a bald scoop!"

"Damn, it's ugly."

"Dead pig! If you meet a few brothers today, you will be lucky to have a free plastic surgery later!! ”

……

His chest rose and fell violently, and Zhang Xiaoqiang could clearly feel the strength of the old pig's constant panting.

He knew that the old pig was a precursor to a volcanic eruption, and he was missing a fire now.

So......

"Brother Pig, you may not know much about some rules when you first arrived in the human world, we have a rule for dealing with people here, so that if people don't offend me, I won't offend people, and if people offend me, I will offend people!"

deliberately added an accent to the last sentence, Zhang Xiaoqiang originally wanted to enlighten after saying two more sentences, but he never thought that the old pig's nose would burst out and hum sullenly...... Then Zhang Xiaoqiang heard the classic line:

Grandson, alas, Lao Tzu will kill you!

The old pig has awakened! Zhang Xiaoqiang is agitated! The heart is: Now the "Eight Golden Flowers" are finished.

At that moment, he turned his head, his head was up to the sky, his feet were on the ground, the corners of his lips were cracked in a perfect arc of 45 degrees, and his right hand was horizontally split one hundred and eight horizontally to the opposite "Eight Golden Flowers":

"Dare to offend Brother Xiaoqiang, I will beat you...... Kindness? ”

Halfway through the words, Zhang Xiaoqiang choked up, and the development of the situation in front of him seemed to be a little ......

According to Zhang Xiaoqiang's script, the awakened Marshal Tianpeng should be moving with four hooves and killing all sides, not to mention reaching the peak of combat power, but at least it is much stronger than the "Kung Fu Panda".

But the reality is ...... I don't see the old pig at all.

Later, after careful listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang, he was stunned to find that the uncle's ~ old pig was being wrapped in a circle by "eight golden flowers" and "kicked in a circle".

"What the did you just say?" Ma Zhu turned around and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with a wicked smile.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood is quite complicated at the moment!

What kind of situation is this called, the commander-in-chief of the dignified Heavenly Realm Galactic Fleet, the marshal-level immortal general, was actually "kicked in a circle" by a group of ruffians and hooligans...... Is there still love in this world? Can we still play faster?

What do you mean by that? If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates.

At present, the old pig can't be counted on, and Zhang Xiaoqiang can only rely on himself.

"Boy! If you don't want to die, kneel down for Lao Tzu! Call my brother a few times and call grandpa, maybe I can get around your life. ”

"Hehe, I've watched too many novels on TV, can't you make some new words? What's that...... Recently, there is a step comic novel called the number one anchor in history who recommends you to take a look, and many of the life stories in it will be helpful to your future life. ”

"! I'm tired of seeing you alive! Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know what to do, the hemp rod pinched the bone joints in his hand with a "snapping" sound.

"Brother Pig, can you still hold on?"

The old pig snorted twice.

"Alas~ Brother, discuss something, let me go Brother Pig, what's coming to me, how about it?"

"How old the are you? Do you still have the leisure to care about other people!? Lao Tzu told you, either kneel down and kowtow to the master to admit your mistakes, or you two don't want to leave today! As he spoke, the hemp pole was ruthlessly stomped on Zhang Xiaoqiang's tricycle, and the iron plate installed was dented in time.

Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced sideways and sighed lightly: "Why bother? There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell for you to step in...... Equip me, old man, I'm going to fight the dogs. ”

"Come on, the thirty-six dog-beating stick method is equipped!"

Raising his face, Zhang Xiaoqiang met the hemp pole full of angry eyes, and said with a light smile: "Let go of my friend, kneel down and sing conquest, this is your last chance!" ”

"Hehe, haha! Brother, do you hear me, this kid is giving us a chance...... Damn, who are you! Without warning, the side face that had just been twisted by the hemp rod suddenly straightened up, followed by its powerful fist.

"! Saint Seiya can't be hit twice by the same move! The probe pulled over the wooden scale for weighing, Zhang Xiaoqiang handed out the shaft, first made a note of "dialing the dog to the sky", and then bounced the hemp pole arm away, followed by a step forward, and then continued to "hit the dog's head" in the air.

The move settled, and then looked at the hemp pole, his eyes were white and he looked at the sky, and then slid to the ground.

"I repeat, let my brother go! Otherwise, don't blame me for beating the dog...... Kindness? ”

Sending some scales was a bit of a hindrance, Zhang Xiaoqiang took great pains to disassemble him, and then said softly: "Uh, where did I just go...... Oh yes, otherwise don't blame me for not having long eyes! ”