Late at night.

Eighteen Jiro family.

What a familiar sound!

Hearing this voice, it is like reuniting with an old friend who has been absent for a long time.

This cheerful jumping and tactful rippling sound suddenly made Cheng Hao's heart excited.

Because, this voice made him feel like home.

It's safe!

"It's over, your girlfriend steals a man!"

The demon spirit looked at Cheng Hao sympathetically and muttered gloatingly.

The demon spirit took it for granted that this was Cheng Hao's home, didn't Cheng Hao cry and shout to go home just now? The demon spirit never dreamed that Cheng Hao would be cranky, so he teleported to the house of "Eighteen Jiro" next door.

"Your girlfriend only steals men, and your whole family steals men!" Cheng Hao responded angrily.

“……”

The bedroom door was not closed, Cheng Hao and the demon spirit couldn't help but be curious, and craned their necks to look in.

The room was lit with red light, a hazy and ambiguous color, and two people could be vaguely seen on the bed, rolling and snapping......

Squeaks, rattles, gasps......

This is a beautiful piece of music, which makes Cheng Hao's blood gush when he listens to it!

"Ah~cut~" "Ah! Cut~""Ah! Cut~Cut~~"

What is called dropping the chain at the critical time, this is it!

Just when the "love action movie" was in full swing and the passion was strong, Cheng Hao actually sneezed so much!

What's even more annoying is that there are three of them in one sneeze!

Although, say that important things have to be said three times? The problem is, you're sneezing!

Moreover, the one who sneezed was an earth-shattering ghost, with a loud voice and a fluctuating tone.

It's so unfortunate!

The two protagonists on the bed were directly stunned by these three sneezes!

And the goods above even shook the bed and rolled down!

Good grievance.

What's the situation, we are acting at home, and there is an audience? We didn't contact the Oriental director at all, did we? And the audience is still applauding? So the question is, how can there be such applause? It's a rhythm that is going to wilt me up!

Suddenly, as soon as the light came on, the person on the bed had already turned on the bright overhead light, and the two people also looked back at the living room.

This one doesn't matter, it almost blinded Cheng Hao's eyes! And his brain almost short-circuited the impact.

The two people in the bedroom turned out to be men!

The one on the bed is slender, with a face as white as jade, and he is very handsome.

And the one who rolled off the bed, who had stood up at this moment, was tall and burly, with a beard and cow's eyes......

Even-drop god! Even-drop god!

This...... This picture is so beautiful that people can't bear to look at it directly!

Cheng Hao couldn't wait to pick out his eyes and throw them over!

Cheng Hao's mind was blank! His eyes were completely dirty, so dirty that the corners of his eyes were gurgling with!

"Who's fucking out there! Voyeurism, if you have a kind, come out and eat me a lamp! ”

The bearded man reached out and picked up a red lamp on the bedside table, and walked out.

Cheng Hao saw the beard coming towards them, and the chrysanthemum unconsciously tightened again! After all, this product is really a master of chrysanthemums!

"Master, let go of your left hand!" A faint voice came.

Cheng Hao hurriedly let go of his left hand, and he saw the demon spirit gasping for breath and muttering; "I almost pinched you to death, and the was almost pinched and sprayed by you!"

"......" Cheng Hao was so nervous just now that he actually pinched the demon spirit.

"By the way, master, then...... Why are there two men over there? ”

"Which is your girlfriend? Don't you have a girlfriend, but -- you have a boyfriend? ”

"So the question is, your boyfriend also steals men? It's a mess, you humans are a mess! ”

"Also, what do you mean by eating a lamp?"

"Hey, master, are your eyes swollen?"

Just now, although the demon spirit's body was pinched, his eyes saw everything just now, and as soon as Cheng Hao let go, he asked a series of questions.

Seeing Cheng Hao's gloomy face, the demon spirit didn't dare to ask any more.

“…… This is not my home! It's broken, the ruthless people are out, run, teleport! Fast!! Cheng Hao said hurriedly.

The demon spirit really cooperated with Cheng Hao tacitly, and immediately shouted: "Prepare ......"

The human mind is really the lightest thing in the world, but it instantly returns from ancient times to modern times, from the classroom to the cafeteria. Fly from the north to the south!

Cheng Hao's thoughts didn't go home, because he suddenly became curious again: "How many girlfriends will Yuan Mingming sleep with?" The tall villa came to his mind again......

"Let's go!" The demon shouted.

The beard suddenly felt a flower in front of him, and Cheng Hao disappeared in place, and the beard looked around with the lamp, but he didn't find half a figure.

Jade Girl Lakeside.

In a tall detached house.

At this moment, Cheng Hao was silently half-squatting outside a bedroom on the second floor.

"Your house is so big!" The demon spirit looked at Cheng Hao and exclaimed, "You must be a good man!" ”

"The bigger the house, the better the man?" Cheng Hao frowned.

"Yes, I once heard a woman say in Ghost Cry Building: housing prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men! If you have a big house, you are a good man with a gold medal! The demon said.

"Nima, what kind of bullshit logic are you! This is all bullshit that 'destroys the three views'! With such a method, we little people can't live anymore! Cheng Hao scolded.

Cheng Hao and the demon spirit are already sharing weal and woe, so the conversation between them is just a communication at the level of thought, and outsiders can't hear it.

The bedroom door was hidden, and the screams of the girls could be heard inside...... Ahh......h

"Wow! Listening to so many voices, this kid is really evil! The taste is so strong! Cheng Hao secretly exclaimed in his heart.

But when he approached the door and looked into the bedroom, he suddenly felt a little confused!

There is a super big bed in the bedroom, and the people on the bed are dressed very coolly, and the white flowers are ......

However, there are no romance action movies here.

There were eight people on the bed, three of them in one circle, four in one circle, and one sitting on the side to watch.

"One to 2"

"Four 4 bombs!"

"Tingting, you have bombs again, why do you have so many bombs!"

"Peony, I'm lucky tonight, haha, an old K!"

"Big ghost!"

"Four 10 bombs! Hahaha, I've won again! If you lose, take off your clothes, hahaha......"

……

Hearing the conversation inside, Cheng Hao was full of tender cows!

I'll it!

"Yuan Mingming, Yuan Mingming, let me say what is good about you! You have seven beauties, all of whom say that the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, but you have opened two tables on the bed to fight the landlord! Cheng Hao really "caught the urgency" for Yuan Mingming in his heart.

In fact, in addition to being anxious for Yuan Mingming, he felt sorry for himself! He tricked the big-headed ghost into helping him "teleport" over, and he wanted to peek at a Hollywood drama with dragons and seven phoenixes!

As a result, I saw two tables fighting the landlord, and the gap in my heart was too big!

"What's so fun about fighting the landlord, ah, fighting the landlord with so many beautiful women, and losing and undressing, do you still have any values, it's too disgusting, isn't it? How can I have a friend like you, such an exciting thing, don't you ****** you know to invite me to play?! Cheng Hao was extremely unconvinced!

"Chrysanthemum!" Just when Cheng Hao was filled with righteous indignation in his heart, a cold male voice broke into his ears.

Cheng Hao instinctively covered his ass with his hands, and his eyes were vigilant around!

He thought, "Nima, who did my chrysanthemum offend tonight, she was threatened so many times in a row!" ”

"Help me finish this game, I'll go to the bathroom." Yuan Mingming's voice came.

It's not good, Yuan Ming is about to come out, Cheng Hao hurriedly went to hide behind the sofa.

As the saying goes: panic leads to chaos!

Sure enough, Cheng Hao ran to the sofa in a panic, but accidentally knocked down a blue and white porcelain vase on the wall, which was more than one person tall and had a blue and white background.

Click!

The vase was shattered, and the porcelain pieces were scattered everywhere!

"Damn, what can I do? It's over! Cheng Hao was shocked.

Yuan Mingming clearly heard the sound of the vase breaking, and shouted vigilantly: "Who's outside!" ”

There was no light outside the bedroom, Yuan was obviously afraid that there would be villains outside the door, but he didn't dare to go out rashly, so he shouted loudly: "Awen, Ahu, almost to the second floor, there is a vase that is broken for no reason, there must be a villain!" ”

"Young Master, we're here! Wait! ”

The two of them were smoking outside the door on the first floor at the moment, and when they heard Yuan Mingming's urgent greeting, they threw away the cigarette butts and began to run towards the second floor.

Ah Wen, Ah Hu is Yuan Mingming's bodyguard, and his skills are extremely athletic!

At this moment, Cheng Hao was still hiding behind the sofa, he was looking around for other ways to get out, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, damn! What are you afraid of, Lao Tzu can teleport!

But just as he was about to ask the demon spirit to teleport for him, something strange happened.

He saw that the porcelain pieces on the ground had quickly gathered and joined together piece by piece, and in an instant, a complete vase was standing in its place again.

Hell yes!

"Damn, what's the matter?" Cheng Hao was directly stunned! Forgot to teleport the demon spirit.

He looked at the demon spirit, which was flashing a pair of cunning eyes, and was there to sell cuteness in the blink of an eye!

"You did it?" Cheng Hao asked in surprise.

"Of course!" The demon spirit raised its neck and said arrogantly.

"How did you do that?"

"Atomic deconstruction!" The demon said coolly.

"Speak human words!"

“…… It's that one of the abilities we have is that we can break matter down into atoms, and then put those atoms back together, or combine them into other substances, and something as simple as assembling a flower pot is a piece of cake! The demon explained.

The footsteps of the bodyguard were getting closer and clearer, and Cheng Hao's heart suddenly tightened: "What should I do?" You can't hide behind this sofa! ”

"That'...... You turned those two bodyguards into two vases, right? Or just turn it into a poop or something! Cheng Hao suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said to the demon spirit evilly.

“……”

"Hey, both vases are in good condition! I heard a loud breaking sound just now. ”

Yuan Mingming was suddenly surprised, since the bodyguard had already come up, he had the courage to come out and turned on the light.

Ah Wen and Ah Hu also came over to check the two vases, and they were in good condition! Not even a crack.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and looked at Yuan Mingming in unison......

"Young master, are you kidney deficient?" Ah Hu said in a low voice.

This is the last thing a man wants to hear.

Yuan Mingming's face was dark.

(PS: Ask for tickets and collect!) Thank you! ）