Chapter Thirty-Eight: No matter how hard you are, you can't be bitter about the child
As soon as the "ding" sound sounded, the "gold" was ten thousand taels.
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had the previous experience, didn't bother the old man, he was familiar with the way to open the gift box in order.
First of all, Hong Qigong, Hong's seniors.
The gift box was opened, and a silver card lay quietly inside the box.
I took it and looked at it, and it read:
"Called Flower Chicken": Hong Qigong's specialty dish, also known as "mud roast chicken", wraps the chicken body with yellow mud, adds unique ingredients, and roasts it with fire, and the roasted chicken is fragrant and delicious.
How to use: Equip it.
Number of uses: Unlimited.
To be honest, anyone who has seen the golden plum ...... Oh no, the children's shoes of the Legend of the Condor Heroes should be no stranger to the flower chicken.
Zhang Xiaoqiang is not an exception, but he can touch the only remaining 50 oceans in his trouser pocket, he is shy in his pocket, not to mention chickens now, he can't even afford the relevant ingredients needed to make chicken.
The second one, Wu Zhuangyuan sent ...... "dog stick method"!!
"Dog stick method": The beggar gang leader opened the ancestor to create, the martial arts to learn the dog stick method, the wonderful martial arts that the non-beggar gang leader can not teach, a total of 36 roads, 12 strokes and eight character formulas, for the beggar gang town gang to learn.
How to use: Equip it.
Number of uses: 5 times.
I'll go! In this sense, buddy is now the leader of the first NNNN of the beggar gang?
Refreshing! It's cool! Very cool!
Catch up with the Ming brother and go out and order the beggars to help the disciples go to the Qin family to beg for food, ten waves a day, a wave of thousands of people, brother doesn't believe that you Qin family can't be poor.
Zhang Xiaoqiang YY the scene of Qin Puze's family being surrounded by the beggar gang army and begging for food, who would have thought that the old man would make a big mistake in the scenery of the "mending knife": "As far as the old man knows, if you want to become the leader of the beggar gang, it seems that you must first have a dog beating stick." ā
The boat of friendship is going to capsize, can you still play happily?
White-eyed old man, Zhang Xiaoqiang buried his head and continued to open the last gift box.
"Lion Roar Gong": one of the "Shaolin Seventy-two Stunts", this skill is the human body's dantian internal qi outward, sound and exhale the exercises, after the success of the enemy hand-to-hand, the power roars, like a thunderbolt for several miles, often a roar can make the opponent defeat without a fight.
How to use: Equip it.
Number of uses: 5 times.
I'm cĒo! This Niu B, as soon as he saw the concise content on the back of the card, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but shrink his neck, his fingers went up, and he howled while topping: The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are on the side of the Beidou...... When the road is uneven, he roars, when he should shoot, he will shoot, and he will break into Kyushu!
Gratified! Satisfy! Don't miss it!
Zhang Xiaoqiang hugged the landlord and looked at the sky with his eyes.
He now holds the "Jeet Kune Do", "Dog Stick Method", and "Lion Roar Gong" three martial arts masters, looking at the world, who else can I be!
And just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was looking forward to himself, wondering whether he should take his left leg or his right leg to go to school, and whether he should jump to the 5th floor in one go, the old pig in his ear snorted: "That Xiaoqiang, when are we going to eat?" ā
duang, fell headlong on the sofa cushion.
Looking back, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was still in high spirits just now, seemed to be a deflated ball, and a bang hung weakly in front of his forehead: "Brother pig, didn't we just eat it at noon." ā
"I didn't feel a lot in my stomach at noon, I didn't eat much, and now I'm hungry." The old pig replied as a matter of course.
Where's Brother's Knife? What about Brother's Dragon Slayer? Kill my brother!
Rubbing his fingers back and forth in the bun, Zhang Xiaoqiang tried his best to control his feelings and said kindly: "Brother Pig, you, you have eaten a lot at noon, 10 catties of rice, that's my inventory for a month." ā
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm usually at least 20 pounds a meal, since that's the case...... Let's make a discount, 15 pounds a meal, how about it? ā
This can be discounted too!?
"Old man, you come out for me, are you sending people here to experience life or are you here to fight local tyrants? Look at my little brother, what point does I look like a local tyrant? ā
"Temperament, the old man looks at your temperament quite similarly."
"Get out! You're playing Kai!! ā
"Hehe, if you have to endure hardship, you will become a master, this is the test of the organization for you, in your words, if you have difficulties, you will have to go up if you have no difficulties, and you will be paid at the end of the month."
"Salary?" To make sure that his ears were not mistaken, Zhang Xiaoqiang straightened his body with a grunt: "What salary?" ā
"Huh? The old man doesn't seem to have told you. Hehe, that's the case, you are a contracted anchor in the soul world, as long as you ensure the daily live broadcast and the performance appraisal at the end of the month, you will be paid a full attendance salary. ā
"Damn! And this file, let's talk about it, what is the salary? Grandpa Mao? Spell? Pills? Cheats? Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyebrows fluttered, his face full of anticipation.
I didn't think that the old man stroked his beard and replied to the sixth son: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." ā
"I'll go! Again, I said that you can't do new tricks if you're an old boy. I don't care, you can see the situation now, as far as the old pig eats, I can't bear it. ā
"Think of a way."
"Think? What do you think? The landlord's family has no room either! Otherwise, you call the bandits in Liangshan, and I'll arrange the rest. ā
Uncle! Anyway, they are all outlaws, and when they turn around, they will be arranged to go to "China's agriculture is very good", "China's industry and commerce is very good", "China's construction is very good", "China's agriculture is very good", and "Chinese people are very good" one by one.
"Young man, you can't think of this."
"Get out! You Y will talk cool all day long, you don't give me people, you should always give food expenses, right? It's not too much to ask you for 20,000 yuan a month for the old pig's meal. ā
"This ...... Why don't I get the wheel of fate out and you give it a go? ā
"Roll the calves!" Now when he thinks of 2 cents for 24 hours of life, Zhang Xiaoqiang is angry.
"Well, in that case...... The old man went first. The words were closed, and the old man flicked his sleeves and disappeared.
"I'm cĒo! Don't bring anything like that! If you do it, you will be responsible for me! ā
Hiss~ This seems to be wrong!
After a while, the old man's slightly playful echo came from the depths of his mind: "Sorry, the old man has gone away, and he can't come back!" ā
"Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you? It's really not good, so I'll lose it again, can I eat 12 pounds? ā
Looking at the old pig discussing, Zhang Xiaoqiang's psychology was also sour.
Think about people who go to the gods one day and deign to be like this for a meal...... Alas, or he is too incompetent.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but blame himself.
No matter how bitter you are, you can't be bitter for the child! No matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education!
"Brother Pig! There is gold under the knees of the male pig, you hurry up, don't you just have a meal! 20 catties, let's press 20 catties! ā
"Really? Wouldn't it be too difficult? ā
"Hehe, it's not difficult!" Zhang Xiaoqiang patted his chest, and then proudly said a classic MLM quote commonly used by the big brother in the rivers and lakes: "Follow Xiaoqiang and me, and ensure that your brother pig eats and drinks spicy." ā