Chapter 41: Internet Carnival

A book friend suggested that the pace was too fast.,Slow down a little.,I looked at it and it seems to be too.,Although the plot is only starting at the moment.,It's wave after wave.,I'll think about it.,If you have any suggestions.

Or the plot that you especially want to see.,Just add a book friend skirt to tell me.,There are dozens of people at the moment.,Welcome everyone to irrigate.

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The time was reverted back to half a day ago.

The night gradually shrouded the sky, surrounded by a large area of vegetation in the **** temple is silent, the everlasting lamp in the Daxiong Hall shines on the ancient trees in the temple through the grid of the wooden window, and the leaves on the side of the jasper are reflected as if washed in water, which is extraordinarily charming, and the temperature difference between day and night in summer makes this lakeside temple cover up in a thin mist, through the bright moonlight, as if a pure land that should not be in the world.

In the side room, a monk with a red face and a serene face sat on a futon like a jade carving, knocking on the wooden fish again and again, but every time he knocked, a golden light rose from the ground in the air and merged into the back of his head.

Time gradually passed, and when the golden Sanskrit text above the Renai Hospital was finally broken through by the blue and white pillars of light, the great monk opened his eyes, looked up in the direction of the hospital, and chanted: "Taste the Buddha and say, knowing the emptiness of the Dharma and understanding the Dharma nature is to view the Dharma body with discerning eyes." Enlighten my two-vehicle wisdom eye! ”

A faint light flashed, and the old monk's eyes lit up, as if he could pass through all the obstacles, and after a long time, he closed his eyes and said to himself: "The Jizo Wish Sutra has been broken? Or a little Taoist priest in the realm of flowers? Weird"

The old monk paused for a moment, and said: "Amitabha Buddha is merciful and compassionate, great joy and great compassion for all sentient beings, great joy and great charity, good and bright to be self-strict, and everyone waits for the heart to convert to life" The faint chanting voice echoed in this small meditation room, but the wooden fish in front of the old monk quietly cracked a deep gap

To everyone's surprise, in just one day, this video of Renai Hospital spread like a virus, forming a storm that swept the entire network, after countless different versions of different angles of the video circulated on the Internet, finally there is a great god with supreme magic to edit all the video into a complete multi-angle version, commonly known as the "infantry" version, it is rumored that this great god drifted away after performing the editing magic, leaving only netizens who worship everywhere, and a poem, which says: "Which editing technology is stronger?" Blue Bird New Oriental? ”

Countless analysis stickers have sprung up, and everyone has sworn that this is the scene of their "ancestor", "ancestor", "grandfather" and other masters.

General Zhang, the well-known director of the National Strategic Fooling Bureau, even expressed his views on Station B, the holy land of the vast number of two-dimensional dead houses: "We don't have to worry about this laser-induced thunderstorm weapon, he has a great disadvantage.

Haze and lightning rod is a good defense against lasers and lightning, what lasers are most afraid of is haze, what is haze, I looked at the composition of haze, there are tiny metal particles in it.

This metal particle, when you magnify it, it's just a small steel ball in the air, can the laser penetrate it?

When PM2.5 reaches 400, 500, and 600, the laser is the most blocked, and it can't penetrate at all, for example, in the weather without haze, the laser has a range of 10 kilometers, and in the case of haze, it drops to 1 kilometer, what is the use of this weapon? ”

And everyone pay attention to the lightning in the video screen, is it all slashed at one place? What does this prove? It proves that the lightning rod has a strong effect, if it is not a lightning rod, how can this lightning strike in one place?

There are always a lot of misunderstandings about these high-tech weapons, and there are big misunderstandings, just like many people talk about, take out the Japanese naval formation, and then take out the Chinese naval formation, and fight the two to see who can fight whom, if you want me to say that this situation will not happen at all, why let our navy go up and fight? Stay in a safe place and let the second artillery **** just do it?

Moreover, it is impossible for the American nuclear submarine to come to the Yellow Sea, but it is possible for him to go to the Sea of Japan, because the Sea of Japan is deep, the Yellow Sea is too shallow, the average water depth of the Yellow Sea is 44 meters, and there are kelp ropes everywhere in such shallow sea areas. ”

When the authorities finally felt that the matter was getting more and more excessive, and wanted to delete it completely, they found that these videos had already been dispersed to hundreds of millions of netizens in China, and various GIFs and memes were made for the videos.

"Young man, I have not met an opponent in pretending to beep for decades, and when I saw you today, I realized that the highest state of pretending to beep was actually thunder and thunder in the sky, and the old man was ashamed of himself, and the title of the first master in the pretending beeping world was given to you!"

"Why don't you go to thunder when you're hanging like this?"

"I have a friend who was killed by lightning when he pretended to be beep, and now the grass on the grave is high"

There are many more people who are paying attention to what happened after the lightning strike at Mahkota Hospital.

Finally, some netizens stood up

"Mouse" posted: "That night, the night was like ink, and the summer heat seemed to have ignited the hunger and thirst in my heart, and the beauties on the streets of Shenzhen were my best cold drinks, so I took my beloved 95-type telescope, ah, the beautiful big white legs!" Ah, there are a few pictures of beautiful women attached to that beauty. ”

Restore the instant fryer

"Landlord, are you the last picture!"

"Leave a picture without a seed...... You know."

"Eh, I'm sorry, I just saw a beautiful woman again, let's continue, ah, that beautiful big white leg cough cough, it was at this time that a shocking noise came, and I saw a wave of air rushing over from the Renai Hospital, and countless glass shattered where the air wave passed, that scene was more exciting than a blockbuster!

Fortunately, the air wave was gone when I was more than 100 meters away, otherwise it was estimated that my baby telescope would not be able to be saved, at that time I hurriedly picked up the telescope and looked at the side of Renai Hospital (my floor is high!). Do you know what I saw?

I saw a group of people in black constantly carrying people out of it, and the most terrifying thing was that some of them were actually covered with white cloths, and I roughly counted them, there were dozens! I'm going to die, dozens of people are dead! It's horrible! ”

"I didn't want you to say an egg!"

"Don't believe it!"

"Sit and wait for the landlord for 15 days!"

"Equal 15 days +1!"

When everyone brushed it again, they suddenly found that the post had been deleted, and it was replaced by a new announcement, "Mouse" was detained for fifteen days on suspicion of spreading rumors, please abide by the Internet regulations, and do not spread rumors or believe rumors!

Left netizens stunned at the computer, it turned out that 15 days was so fast