Chapter 724: The extremely selective production team is on the verge of bankruptcy

This is how the first episode of the board begins, and everyone sits on the verge of danger and clapps politely together. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

But Huang Bo couldn't help but ask: "Only now is the official recording starting?" Aren't those we had in the hotel in the morning useless at all? ”

Yang An smiled mysteriously: "You never know which one is useful and which is not, and you can never be sure which shot will be played, to put it simply, Brother Huang Bo thinks too much." ”

Everyone laughed for a while, and Yang An said: "I'll tell you another trick, well, we can chat at will in this paragraph, and it won't be seen by the audience, and it will be cut out later." I want to tell you that reality show-type variety shows, don't underestimate any detail, often a casual move or small clue can make you achieve twice the result with half the effort. Speaking of which, I don't know if I read the variety show book I handed over to you carefully at the start-up ceremony the day before yesterday, and did I really remember it in my heart and practice it? ”

The Variety Show Book is a booklet, 8 pages, with some examples written on it, the important thing is what to pay attention to when recording variety shows, and there are some tips for grabbing the camera.

Everyone nodded, indicating that they had studied it carefully, and everyone had rich theoretical knowledge, so it was almost verified by actual combat.

Sun Honglei said with a smile: "I feel the most uncomfortable is smirking at the camera, a person must say his inner thoughts when doing tasks, introverted people like me are really not good at expressing their inner emotions." ”

Haha, everyone laughed, are you Sun Honglei still restrained?

Phew, shameless!

Huang Bo also sighed: "This is really difficult to adapt, when we make movies, the fierce inner struggle has to be shown by facial expressions and movements, but recording variety shows is completely reversed, you have to say whatever you want, the habit of talking to yourself in front of the camera is really difficult to develop, but we are all working hard." ”

"That's right, they're all working hard!"

Yang An was relieved, and said a few other precautions, and after the chat, the conversation was over, and the recording continued.

Guo Hongyang handed over a stack of envelopes, each with a name written on it, Yang An leaned down to take it, pinched it gently, raised his eyebrows, and asked with a smile: "What's inside?" Invitation or money? ”

"Send money? Where is the money? ”

"It's a good sign that you'll be paid as soon as you meet!"

"Come, come, come on, take it all according to your own name! Yixing, it's yours, Huang Bo, Sha Yi ......"

Everyone happily passed the envelope, and everyone got a hundred-dollar bill, as well as a mission letter.

Everyone reads: "The mission of this episode, the part-time job of "Extreme Challenge" earns money, the business hours are from 8 am to 8 pm, a total of 12 hours, the amount is counted at 8 pm, and the one with the highest amount wins. ”

"The starting capital per person is 100 yuan, including the artist's transportation expenses and food expenses for one day......"

"There is no limit to the way to make money, vicious competition in the same industry is prohibited, and it is forbidden to rob other artists of their jobs and money ......"

"It is forbidden to use the identity of an artist to make money, including selling signatures, calling on fans to donate, and calling on fans to come over to help on social platforms such as Weibo......"

Reading and reading, everyone was dumbfounded and looked up at the chief director in disbelief.

What the hell!

Guo Hongyang said with a guilty face: "I'm sorry everyone, because we are producing "Extreme Challenge" for the first time, we have no experience, and we have insufficient expectations for all aspects, resulting in the investment in the first episode of the program exceeding the budget too much. Now the production team has a lot of debts, including gas stations, supermarkets, restaurants, hotels, all of which have dozens of dollars in arrears, and the crew has not been paid salaries for two months, and the protests are very loud. ”

Dozens of dollars in arrears? Can you guys be funnier any more?

The group of people held back a smile, and they all looked at Yang An in the middle.

Yang An is also speechless, this kind of serious nonsense, really from his boss to the employees below, all have understood the essence, speaking of nonsense, it is really open to the mouth, and there is no flaw, no, because the production team is on the verge of bankruptcy, the task of your artists is coming, in order to ensure the normal recording of the show, I hope you six artists will go out to help make money!

It's funny!

"What about my investment? Who is in charge of the finances? Where does my money go? I'm going to vote for you in one episode...... So much, you are on the verge of bankruptcy? ”

Yang An was grief-stricken and indignant, slapping the table and roaring, the aggrieved expression on his face was really quite into the play, and everyone next to him laughed, and many choreographers behind Guo Hongyang were also covering their mouths and snickering.

Not to be outdone, Sha Bei stood up suddenly: "I don't care how much debt you owe, na, please pay me today's labor fee first......"

Yang An pushed him away: "You have no conscience, do you take advantage of the fire to rob?" You have no money, you owe a lot of debt, and you still want labor fees? ”

Shabei protested: "Isn't this the end of the year? It's okay to owe money to suppliers, but you shouldn't owe money to our migrant workers? Everyone knows that I am a migrant worker, and I refuse to play white slips! ”

The other four still didn't understand anything, so they all stood up and followed, shouting, "Check out first!" See the money first and then record the show! ”

"If you dare to lose a penny of me, I won't leave here!"

"Let's help make money? You're too humorous, aren't you? Brothers of migrant workers, we must unite! ”

In the face of everyone's condemnation, Guo Hongyang was powerless: "Everyone, please be calm, we are also a last resort, and we also believe in everyone's ability to make money." Considering that except for Yang An and Sha Bei, no one else has experienced challenging programs, so the production team deducted some of the employees' food expenses today and prepared several 'newcomer gift packages', please accept! ”

also deducted the food expenses of employees, which is too miserable......

The six of them didn't even have the idea of losing their temper, and they couldn't laugh or cry.

Guo Hongyang took out four more envelopes, with the names of Huang Bo, Sun Honglei, Zhang Yixing, and Sha Yi written on them.

"The 'newcomer gift package' will be distributed below to calculate the final total amount. Huang Bo, this is yours. ”

Huang Bo took the envelope, took out a few pieces of money and counted them, only 18 yuan, and sneered: "The newcomer gift package is only 18 yuan, this is too stingy, right?" Oh yes, you're all going bankrupt. ”

Guo Hongyang shouted again: "Sun Honglei! ”

Sun Honglei was overjoyed to pick it up, and Guo Hongyang stretched out his hand: "Give me back your 100 yuan first, and you can follow this envelope." ”

Sun Honglei didn't understand it too much, but he did so, opened the envelope and looked at it, and almost fainted: "4 20s?" What does it mean? I exchange 100 yuan for 80 yuan for you? ”

Guo Hongyang explained: "The total amount of the newcomer gift package is 100 yuan, Huang Bo ate 82 in the morning, so he can still balance 18, you eat 120, the gift package is not enough for you to eat, you can only deduct it from the starting funds!" ”

Hahahaha! All around was laughter.

Huang Bo leaned on the table with a smile, panting and said, "I saw Sun Honglei eating so happily in the morning, I knew that there was nothing good!" I was really reluctant to buy that cage of shrimp dumplings 68, but Sun Honglei took it without blinking! Hahaha......"

Sun Honglei was angry: "Huang Bo, you ate my two shrimp dumplings and pay me back!" Zhang Yixing, you also ate one of my shrimp dumplings, and returned me 10 yuan! ”

Zhang Yixing said aggrievedly: "Brother Honglei, there are 68 shrimp dumplings in a cage, there are 10, I only ate one, why do I want to pay me 10 yuan?" ”

Sun Honglei glared: "Can retail and wholesale have the same price?" Huang Bo, you ate two, and I will be 20 back! ”

Huang Bo Buyi: "You also ate a piece of my flower roll!" How do you calculate this money? ”

Sun Honglei protested: "Can flower rolls and shrimp dumplings be compared?" ”

Seeing that the two brothers were fighting for food, Guo Hongyang smiled and said, "Zhang Yixing! It's yours, you ate breakfast for 28 bucks. ”

Zhang Yixing took out a stack and counted it, 70 pieces, there were bits and pieces, there were two dings, two steel hammers fell from the envelope and rolled on the table, and the total number of his newcomer gift bags was 72 pieces.

"Brother Honglei, this is the 10 yuan I paid you back......"

The honest boy Zhang Yixing obediently took out the money and handed it over, he was aggrieved, 10 yuan for a shrimp dumpling, it was too expensive, his total amount was only 162 now, and his heart was dripping blood!

Sun Honglei now has a total capital of 90 yuan, which is not enough, and he is pinching Huang Bo, Huang Bo has 118 funds, and he refuses to pay back the money even if he is killed, and he pushes and holds with Sun Honglei.

Guo Hongyang looked at Sha Yi: "Sha Yi, your 100 will also be returned to me first." ”

Sha Yi couldn't help laughing: "I also have a gift package? ”

Guo Hongyang said: "Sha Yi, you didn't choose yes, you didn't have a newcomer gift package, but you ate 12 yuan of knife-cut noodles in the morning, so you only have 88 yuan left!" ”

Sha Yi wailed: "If you don't bring such a play, this breakfast is too expensive!" ”

Everyone protested, this Nima production team is too cheating, there are pits everywhere, one by one, you dodged the first pit, and you didn't be happy for two seconds, and then stepped on the second one!

Huang Bo said with a smile: "If I knew this was the case, I would have eaten a few buns in the morning!" ”

Sun Honglei clutched his chest and protested uncomfortably: "Why didn't you say it in the morning? I ate one hundred and two, and my heart hurts when I think about it, and I can't speak...... You're so bad......"

Sha Yi said quietly: "I don't even have a gift bag, and I still ate a bowl of noodles for 12 yuan......"

Zhang Yixing couldn't believe it, took all the money and asked, "So, my funds are the most?" ”

Yang An and Sha Bei protested: "Why don't we even have the power of yes-or-no? ”

"Discriminating against us, isn't it? It's not fair! We also want a welcome package! ”

Guo Hongyang said: "The production team thinks that both of you are not newcomers anymore, so without this benefit, the protest is invalid!" ”

The statistics of the starting funds of the six people came out, Zhang Yixing 162, Huang Bo ate two shrimp dumplings, compromised and gave Sun Honglei 8 yuan, there are 110 left, Yang An Shabei is 100, Sun Honglei is 98, Sha Yi is at least 88, they have to try their best to make money within 12 hours, the deadline is 8 o'clock in the evening, whoever has the most cash will win. (To be continued.) )