Chapter 006 Parents are here, don't travel far, there must be a way to travel
Chang Kai's gesture still maintained an "OK" shape, but the whole person was completely stupid after listening to the sound from the system.
After a while, he looked at his right hand sadly and angrily, and muttered to himself resentfully, "System, system, why did you deliberately come to play Lao Tzu?" ”
The system is shut down, there is no hope!
Zi once said, "Masturbation is cool for a while, the whole family crematorium" is really a golden and jade good saying.
For a moment, Chang Kai had a feeling of discouragement, and he had the urge to rush into the next door where there was still a sound of "pop" at the moment to dismantle the pair of dogs and men.
The fierce battle over there finally came to an end with a depressed but mixed with a pleasant muffled hum, Chang Kai's mood slowly calmed down, and a new idea appeared in his mind, "According to the test just now, it seems that eating a bowl of noodles can increase the power of 1 unit, while self-masturbation reduces the power of 3 units, can you continue to eat noodles now to increase the power?" The system should be able to increase when it is turned off, right? ”
With a hint of luck, Chang Kai turned on the light and started the instant noodle plan with only small pants.
In fact, he was a little hurt when he ate a bowl of noodles just now, because he didn't like to eat noodles at all.
God knows how much perseverance it took him to finally wipe out the second bowl of instant noodles, but when he called the system with anticrative anticipation countless times, he didn't get a response.
After several failures, Chang Kai felt like a child abandoned by God, always feeling tired and unloved, and he was completely hopeless in the alternation of hope and disappointment.
He finally got tired and fell asleep in a daze.
It was not until twelve o'clock in the afternoon that he woke up to the knock on the door of the landlord, and left again with the latter's face full of disdain.
After walking out of the small hotel, Chang Kai felt empty in his stomach again, after all, the two bowls of instant noodles before going to bed had already stretched his stomach, and the hunger after waking up was extremely strong.
He habitually ordered a lanzhou, looking up to find a place to eat, but found a telephone supermarket across the street.
"Yesterday, I didn't call or text the queen mother for a day, and today it's been half a day, and I won't report her safety again."
Chang Kai was worried that his parents would find out that he had secretly left Guicheng, and finally decided to take the initiative to report their safety, as for what happened from yesterday to today, it is better to hide it first.
Anyway, it's not to the point where there is no end to the sky, after all, there is a last option to sell songs to make up the travel expenses.
Chang Kai listened to the ringing in the earpiece nervously, like a girl in her first love on her first date, worried that the object would not come, and that he would mess around.
He wanted to hear his parents, but he didn't know what to say to them.
He didn't dare to call their mobile phones, because they all had caller IDs, so let them know that they weren't dying in Guicheng?
It's a different story with a phone at home, at least they won't find their current coordinates from the number.
The bell rang five times, and just when Chang Kai was about to give up, he was finally picked up.
"Hello? Is it the father or the queen mother? The son-in-law has given you a greeting. Chang Kai suddenly pretended to be skinless and faceless, but God knows how bitter he is pretending to be now!
"Chang Kai! You rabbit knows how to call back! The angry shouts of the emperor in the family suddenly came from the earpiece, and the infrequent naming of names also means that he must be in a rampage.
"Father, are you swollen? Rest your anger, Father! You scolded your son as a rabbit cub, which is very bad for your father. Chang Kai lost no time in selling a big cute.
He was aware of something, but he wasn't quite sure, so he just tried to be as careful as he could.
After all, appeasing his father is also the obligation of every filial son, isn't it?
However, the boss in the telephone supermarket and a few people who called next to him all looked disgusted, and a voice sounded in their hearts, "Where did this special neurosis come from!" ”
"Do you still know that 'parents are here, not far away'?"
"Take it out of context, you should be 'parents are here, don't travel far, there must be a way to travel', okay?"
"You also know that 'you must have a way to travel', right? Then what does it mean for you to run to Guicheng alone! ”
"Which turtle bastard did you hear me say I went to Guicheng? I'm a fellow student in the county right now. ”
"You're still pretending, aren't you? What about your phone? ”
"Cell phone?" Hearing his father talk about his mobile phone, Chang Kai couldn't put it anymore, and repeated these two words in a muttered manner, and then quieted down.
"We all know that you can't accept the results of the college entrance examination, and we also know that you don't want to repeat it, but you have thin arms and legs, what else can you do besides studying?" The father's voice also became earnest, containing deep affection.
"Dad" Chang Kai wanted to speak and stopped, and his subtext was "never compromise".
"But if you go to Guicheng, go to Guicheng, you shouldn't lose your phone, even if you lose your phone, you shouldn't let fraudsters get it." Your mom has a bad heart, you know? The father's voice became agitated again, and ended with a revelatory word that could not be finished.
Listening to his father's "bad heart" brought out from the "fraudster", Chang Kai suddenly felt bad, and hurriedly said, "Dad, I was wrong, I was wrong!" What the hell is going on? Is my mom okay? ”
"Your mother called you at nine o'clock last night, and she didn't get through until ten o'clock, and before that, I called all the classmates who were good friends with you, and they didn't know where you were! After your mother called your phone, it was a woman who answered the phone, saying that you sent her to Guicheng to go to school or something, and then you were hit by a car when you crossed the street, and after first aid, you were out of danger, but you need to pay 6,000 yuan for hospitalization first! They paid for you, but I couldn't go to the school to sign up."
"Dad, didn't you send money? This is all a routine, a typical fraud routine! Now that colleges and universities are registering, which one does not transfer the tuition directly from the bank to the school account, there is no reason to bring cash directly, you don't even make this? ”
"I know there's a fart! Your mother heard that little bitch smash talk clearly, so you better hurry back at that time, and go straight to the hospital if you don't see us when you get home! ”
"Hospital! My mom is in the hospital now? Why are you still staying at home? ”
"I'll come back and get the coffin book and go to the hospital to fill the pit! I was in a hurry last night, and I didn't get enough money. I didn't expect to receive your call so coincidentally, remember to call me when you come back to the county, you must call your mobile phone. Chang Kai's father seemed to be in a hurry to go out, and he had already hung up the phone directly with a "snap".
Chang Kai was holding the phone in the local area, he didn't believe that this qiē was true, he really didn't think that so many things would happen because of his whimsical willfulness!
At this moment, he just wanted to greet those liars cordially, "I'll go to your uncle's!" ”