Chapter 12: Zero and the Overlord

After being attacked by the Shaying brand concussion bomb, Zheng Zha, who had finally recovered his breath, took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms, handed one to Chu Xuan and said, "Are you okay?" That's a real gun. ”

Chu Xuan pushed back the cigarette and smiled: "If you don't smoke, it will kill my brain cells, how about it?" Do you want me to continue to talk about the plot details of the horror film Alien One? ”

Zheng Zhe smiled, lit a cigarette and said, "Then I'll trouble you." ”

The above action, accompanied by the heart-rending volume of the two of them to my ears, the picture was full of, oh, some kind of joy......

"In addition to the lack of weapons, the most terrifying thing is that the alien has extremely high intelligence, all of them are killed by ambushes or sneak attacks, and it seems that the alien is hiding in the darkness around you. At this time, there is a bug in this horror film, that is, the logic of the plot contradiction, the plot in the movie is, the protagonist and others found out that one of them is a cyborg at this time, this cyborg was sent by the government to monitor them, and the task of the cyborgs is to bring the alien back to Earth and hand it over to the Earth government, and can give up the lives of the merchant ship members depending on the situation. ”

"This is the BUG I said, according to the words of the cyborg in the movie, the government knew that there were aliens there before the merchant ships arrived at the alien ruins, and the government's plan was to sacrifice the members of the merchant ships in exchange for the living aliens, but is this possible? The government actually didn't send scientists or soldiers to retrieve the aliens, but instead sent a cyborg to blend in with the merchant ship members, and this cyborg was not the leader of the merchant ship members, in other words, there is a high chance that the merchant ship members will not bring back the aliens, they only need to look in the ruins to come back, so doesn't the government have to rely on the 'possible' chance to get the aliens? It's simply impossible, no government would make such an idiotic move, abandon an army that absolutely obeys orders, and choose a caravan that may or may not be brought back, it's absolutely impossible! ”

When Chu Xuan said this, he lifted his glasses with a very temperament and continued: "Let me make a small analogy, if a certain country knows that there is a nuclear bomb buried in the desert of its own country, will this country send an army to closely monitor and bring back the nuclear bomb, or will it put a soldier in a merchant group and then stumble upon the nuclear bomb when passing by there by luck?" It can be said that the director who filmed Alien One can't justify himself here, which is why there is such an obvious bug. ”

Good rigorous logic, good rigorous analysis, so big ...... Brain holes. I can only say that finding logic in a science fiction movie that obviously distorts the tech tree can only be exchanged for a bigger brain hole. And Chu Xuan saw the alien form, is it a fanfic version? There is no mention in the cyborg movie that the government sent them to spy on them, they just run according to a pre-programmed procedure, and it is likely that every spacecraft flying in space has one on it in case of emergency. To be honest, cyborgs are much more reliable than humans. I don't know where Chu Xuan got such a strong persecution delusion and anti-social and anti-human tendencies, but thinking about the growth history of this unlucky child, it is really a kitchen, all kinds of cups, cutlery, and coffee tables...... Just forgive him.

Looking at the expressions of Zhang Jie and the three of them, I know that they have believed it, but I don't believe it. Because in my opinion, the reason why the main god greatly modified the alien plot is very simple, that is, to increase the difficulty, Zhang Jie's own strength and his identity as a "half-dead and half-alive guide" BUG, not to mention, Zheng Zha's previous body enhancement has already exceeded the difficulty that Alien One can provide, if the main god does not modify it, let Zheng Zha's deal with an alien according to the original plot, at most it is a matter of breaking an arm, then it will really become a group. But it seems that even the main god still has to abide by the original setting in horror films, and he can't change the strength of the alien at will, at least in realistic horror films. So the main god simply came to make up for the quality and quantity, and the strength was not enough to make up for the level: 1 alien can't come a few more, and ordinary aliens can't go to the alien queen.

Chu Xuan continued: "After that, the remaining members of the merchant ship planned to blow up the cargo ship and escape in the space rescue capsule, but two more people were killed in the process of preparation, at this time there was only one protagonist left on the cargo ship, and she finally escaped into the rescue cabin before the cargo ship exploded, but unfortunately it was only then that the alien was also followed, and the protagonist put on a spacesuit after discovering the alien, opened the door of the rescue cabin, and used the pressure difference between the rescue cabin and the space to blow the alien out to survive, and she was also the only one among all the members who survived. ”

"I've finished the story, can the four of you tell me something? For example, what is this place? If I'm guessing correctly...... This is the alien space cargo ship, right? ”

After asking, it was obvious that Chu Xuan had already gotten the answer from our faces, and suddenly said to the group of newcomers: "Everyone should have seen 'Do you want to understand the meaning of life?' Want to ...... Alive? 'This option, right?' ”

He asked several times in a row, and only then did the people around him answer intermittently, no way, they were almost half-deaf now. Although the accents were varied, the answers were all yes, and everyone who came chose "YES".

"I was writing a program on my computer at the time, but there was such an option in the programming interface......"

"Okay, who the hell are you?" I interrupted him, no way, a lot of time has passed now, the plot may start at any time, let him show off his IQ again, and wait until the alien kills the door, it is estimated that except for Zheng Zha, Zhang Jie, none of them will be able to run.

Chu Xuan was stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting me to interrupt him, and then said, "Chu Xuan...... Colonel, from the Longyin military base in Beijing. ”

At this time, Zheng Zha suddenly said, "Zhan Lan, you can explain to them what kind of place this is and why we are here." ”

Hey, aren't you afraid that Zhang Jie will be unhappy?

Anyway, Zhan Lan was very happy and said with a smile: "Then I will thank you...... Hee-hee, I'll cook a few side dishes for you when I go back, you must know that the girl's physical strength is already weaker than your man's, and the 100 bonus points will be added to the vitality of cells and muscle tissue strength after you go back. "Oh, am I so non-existent?

Then Zhan Lan explained the situation here to everyone, and told everyone that it was now in the horror movie Alien One, and the watch on his hand showed their mission, of course, this girl still hid something about the side plot of the horror movie.

At this time, in addition to Chu Xuan, the most conspicuous among the newcomers were 2 tall and strong Caucasians, no way, the racial difference was too obvious.

Zheng Zha walked up to the two of them and stretched out his hand and asked, "Two noble surnames, can you understand Chinese Mandarin?" ”

One of them was a little thin, but at a glance, he knew that his whole body was full of muscles that were very tight, and he didn't shake hands with Zheng Zhe, but took a step back and said, "You can call me zero, I don't want to answer the rest of the questions." ”

Instead, the Caucasian man grinned and shook Zheng Zha's hand and said, "Kampa Rovsky, you can call me Kampa, of course I understand Mandarin Chinese, but I'm not used to speaking it...... You've got a lot of hands. "Actually, Zheng Zha's really asked a stupid question, because through the horror movie Resident Evil, it is obvious that language communication is the least problematic in horror reincarnation, probably Zheng Zha, who thinks that he is a white-collar worker and can understand the speech of foreigners in Resident Evil, but I didn't expect that as a high school student, I and Mu Gang, a transport truck driver, could also communicate with mercenaries, his brain really makes people don't know what to say.