Scene Xiaogang Village, director Li Fan, starring: Li Fan, Zhao Banxiang. Group performance: Ghosts of the nameless mountains. Plot: Hundred ghosts train villagers at night!

"Bang dang" is the sound of machetes and sticks falling to the ground in the hands of the old Taoist apprentices, and "plopping" is the sound of some villagers kneeling on the ground again. "Ah!!h This is the scream of Wang Youcai's wife before she faints. Lao Dao looked at the team in front of him in disbelief, this surreal phenomenon instantly destroyed his three views, and he was almost on the verge of collapse! Trembling, he took out a pistol from his arms: "Impossible, impossible, how can there be ghosts in this world, you are all human beings...... Do you think you're going to make me scared by magic? Tell you, I've been waiting for the third child to crisscross the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, what scene have I never seen? ”

Hou Laosan aimed at a knight standing at the front and pulled the trigger violently, and the bullet flew into the sky after leaving a small hole in the knight's body. The knight turned his head to look at Li Fan, and after seeing Li Fan nodding slightly, he grabbed the horse's belly, raised the long knife in his hand and rushed to Hou Laosan and swung it violently!

A cold light flashed, Hou Laosan's arm hung down softly, but there was no trace of blood, he shook his unconscious arm like a piece of rotten flesh in horror, and finally let out a shocking howl: "What have you done to me? My hands, my hands!! "It's also strange that the third child is unlucky, he hit the only ghost in the team who knows how to do martial arts, this ghost was a dart master before his death, and he died here on the way to a dart. Bad luck? Perhaps

The villagers looked at the silent and gloomy cavalry in horror, and several of the sharp-eyed villagers suddenly noticed that there were some very familiar faces among the cavalry. 、

"Isn't this the second uncle who has been dead for more than ten years?"

"Why is my grandfather, who just left five years ago, in there?"

"Second uncle! Is it really you? ”

The villagers who found the faces of these dead relatives seemed to see some savior, and ran out frantically and knelt on the ground: "I'm your own nephew, don't kill me, I'm a beast, I'm not a human!" I ignore every time you make a dream, and if I correct it in the future, I will definitely sacrifice on time! Oh yes! Don't take me away! ”

The pale faces of several of the recognized ghosts showed a hint of anger, and one of them shouted hoarsely, "Why did you bother in the first place? How did I teach you when I was alive? To be a man with a conscience, to act rightly, to sit straight! Do I really care about those sacrifices? What I care about is your humanity! You're nowhere near me this bad old man! Let me tell you, this time the ghost door of the Midyear Festival is wide open, and this nameless mountain group of ghosts has already gone to hell to complain, saying that your Xiaogang Village does not abide by humanity and does not respect the deceased, and wants Lord Yama to punish you! ”

This time, the villagers of the whole village panicked, knelt down one by one and begged for mercy desperately, among which Wang Youcai shouted the loudest: "Lord Ghostcha, I know it's wrong!" Don't take me away! In the future, I will incense every day, do good deeds every day, and I will pay for you to repair your tombs! I've reformed myself! I don't do bad things anymore! ”

At this time, Liu Laoliu, who was wearing a robe and shaking a paper fan, floated out: "I am Liu Buyi, the first military division under the jurisdiction of Judge Cui of the Difu Prefecture!" Ordered to come to conquer Xiaogang Village! According to Cui Fujun's order, Xiaogang Village has lost its humanity and hated ghosts, and everyone has deducted eighty percent of the current Yang Shou! ”

The villagers were stunned, and then cried and begged, deducting eighty percent? What's the difference between that and just killing?

Liu Lao Liu shook his head: "What's the use of you begging me for mercy?" Do you know how much sin you have committed? The ancestors of Xiaogang Village did good deeds and accumulated virtues, and the king of Hades specially sent the most beloved princess Yan Nie to protect you in the yang world, but the yang world is sinister, and Princess Yan Nie is as beautiful as a fairy, so this is to cover up her appearance in case the twists and turns become ugly, but I didn't expect you to treat the princess! Not only verbal abuse! Even when Princess Yan Nie forced off the water ghosts and saved your children, she took revenge and beat them severely! This is the real reason for your yang shou deduction!

The villagers were all remorseful when they heard this, and several villagers who had connived at the children even slapped the children a few times, and Li Fan was chilled when he saw it, if it weren't for the teaching of adults and intentional or unintentional indulgence, how could these children do such a thing? But now instead of repenting, he blames all the mistakes on the child's head!

A few bold villagers hurriedly knelt down and shouted, "Lord Onicha! We know it's wrong! Where is Princess Yannie? Let's kowtow and admit our mistakes! I beg the princess to forgive us! ”

Liu Lao Liu quietly signaled to the back, and several loud ghosts hurriedly shouted: "Princess Nie has arrived!" Thousands of silent cavalrymen brushed to separate on both sides, revealing a straight passage, and suddenly bent down together and shouted in unison: "Welcome Princess Nie!" ”

A huge shadow in the distance slowly approached, and when those villagers saw what was coming, they were almost scared to pee their pants, several huge coffins were piled up into a pyramid, and on the top of the coffin was a woman with long hair fluttering in white clothes Shengxue, this woman wore a veil, and the figure was exquisite, it was Zhao Ban who was dressed up! These coffins were carried by some extremely tall ghosts, and in front of them were boys and girls scattering paper flowers and paper money on the other.

When the villagers saw Zhao Banmakeup, they hurriedly stepped forward and let out a sad cry that was sad for the hearer and crying for the listener: "Princess! We are not human, we are beasts, we used to treat you like that, we have no eyes, you are magnanimous! Please let us go! The other villagers shouted, it was nothing more than how much they were not human before, and now they have changed their ways, changed their minds, and hoped that the princess would bypass them, but Zhao Banxiang sat peacefully on the top of the coffin without saying a word, this was taught to her by Li Fan, Zhao Banxiang stammered as soon as she spoke, and the good atmosphere must be destroyed, and those villagers are allowed to play!

Zhao Banxiang raised his hand gently, and Liu Lao Liu immediately floated in front of him respectfully, listening carefully, as if Zhao Banxiang was telling him something, but in fact, Zhao Banxiang didn't say anything. After listening for a while, Liu Lao Liu floated down again, pointed to the huge coffins and said, "See? Those coffins were originally intended to be used by the villagers of your Xiaogang Village! "The villagers stared at those coffins, their eyes were about to come out, such a big coffin, if you squeeze it, you can stuff several people, there are nine coffins here!

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Liu Lao Liu continued: "But the princess decided to give you another chance for the sake of Zhao Si's adoption of her in your village!" ”

The villagers hurriedly shouted, "Thank you, princess! Thank you, princess, for your kindness! But Liu Lao Liu seems to want these villagers to enjoy the pleasure between life and death today: "But! "This is just a moment, and everyone's hearts are really raised again!

"But this yang shou is only temporary, you must do good deeds every day, reflect on your mistakes, everyone has a ghost watching you from a place you can't see! When will the princess feel that your sins have been atoned for, and then she will take back the demon mission! Otherwise, immediately hook away the soul and fill these coffins! ”

Although the villagers were helpless, they still chose to agree in order to survive.

Li Fan waved his hand, and the fog that came from nowhere dispersed the entire village, and when the fog dissipated, the huge number of cavalry and a few coffins had disappeared without a trace, only the small car that kept "creaking" in the wind proved that none of this was a dream!

At the same time, Hou Laosan, who pretended to be a Taoist priest, and his apprentices disappeared, but who still had time to pay attention to them at this time?

From now on, the villagers of this Xiaogang Village seem to have changed a person, the whole village is willing to be kind, polite and trustworthy, and will never take advantage of the loss when going out to do business, but I didn't expect this business to become bigger and bigger, and it has become a famous rich village, which is also a blessing and a curse!