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After more than ten hours of flying, Jiang Yan and the three returned to this familiar land.

Out of the airport, Jiang Yan took the luggage and took the two to the parking lot, ready to take the two back to rest and fall jet lag, but when he got into the car, he found that the car was out of gas!

This Nima is not good for the teacher, looking at the amount of oil, Jiang Yan got out of the car depressed. "Come on, I can't open it, let's throw this first!"

"Then how do we go back?" The little girl who came down from the back of the car pouted and asked.

Jiang Yan glanced at her: "What's wrong with the little girl who hasn't taken the bus!" ”

"Jiang Yan, you are a billionaire, and you still go to squeeze the bus, you don't fall down! Anyway, you can take a taxi too, I don't know I'm a patient! "It's so tiring to crowd the bus, and little Lori said she was very dissatisfied.

Jiang Yan walked out of the parking lot with a walk, and said without looking back: "Fall? Buddy billionaires can scold people on Weibo, do they care about taking the bus? You're not happy to sit and walk back by yourself! ”

In fact, it was not that Jiang Yan was stingy and reluctant to take a taxi, but that he was ...... There's no money for this product! What the? You ask him if he just got more than 200 million, or dollars? Oh, yes! You also said that it was US dollars, isn't this not changed for RMB yet, and he didn't have time to go to the bank when he came back, so he had six yuan left, four pieces and four five cents, and I still don't know when it was left in the wallet.

Therefore, the good-faced big star can only take the two of them to squeeze the bus when he is unwilling to let the landlord and aunt pay. Fortunately, it was already evening, and the bus was not too crowded, at least there was a place to sit!

got on the bus, there were just three empty seats left, the landlord and aunt sat together with the little girl, and Jiang Yan sat alone on the side. In front of Jiang Yan was a young woman with a few months old child in her arms. When Jiang Yan sat down, the child in the woman's arms kept crying.

After the bus made about a stop, an old lady in front of the woman finally couldn't help but turn around after listening to the child's crying: "I said that you, a young man, will you look at the child, you can't hear the child crying like this!" ”

The woman was embarrassed: "I can't coax well, I've been crying and crying, no matter how I coax, it doesn't work!" ”

"Hey!" As soon as the old lady heard it, she knew what was going on, "You, he's hungry, don't cry if you feed him some milk!" ”

The woman blushed: "Breastfeeding? Over here...... Not good! How embarrassing! Saying that, the woman looked at the environment in the car, and nearly half of the men in the car made her a young woman.

"That's it!" The old lady's eyes widened when she heard this, "I'll tell you, we women, why don't you care about that when you have a child, when my child was young, I could open the milk for the child when I was holding the child to buy vegetables in the vegetable market!" ”

Listening to the old lady's advice, and seeing the child in her arms crying all the time, the woman hesitated.

"Hey! You kid, I'll block it for you, you feed, okay! Saying that, the old lady stood up and blocked the woman's side, and while sitting behind, Jiang Yan heard the sound of a child sucking milk. Jiang Yan, who was embarrassed to look forward, twisted his head to the side, and saw a young man on the other side of the row following the woman also twisted his head out of the window in embarrassment.

Jiang Yan suddenly felt that he was also a fallen person at the end of the world!

After two minutes, the sound of the child sucking stopped and he stopped crying. Jiang Yanxin said that this child's food is quite small, and he heard his mother say that he couldn't eat enough if he didn't eat for ten minutes at a time when he was a child!

Thinking like this, who knew that just after two stops, the child began to cry again.

The old lady got up again: "You child, why can't you take care of a child when you're so old, you hurry up and coax when you cry, listen to my distress!" "The old lady is also old and loves children.

The woman's face was bitter: "I can't coax it, I've been crying!" As soon as I finished feeding, I was honest for a while and started crying again! ”

"You're not fed! Such a child can eat more in two minutes! The old lady glared, "Hurry up, I'll block it for you again, you feed it again, what's the matter with letting the child cry!" The old man stood up and stood beside the woman again.

Seeing that buddy blushing again and twisting his head out of the window, Jiang Yan was secretly happy in his heart. This guy is interesting, you see this blushing, can be like this, this is a virgin! This must be a virgin! While laughing at others, this thing seems to have forgotten that his first kiss was just handed over a few days ago.

After a few minutes, the child stopped crying.

Thinking about going out for a few days, Jiang Yan turned his head to look at the night scene outside the window. After a few minutes, the child began to cry again.

This time, the woman also let go, and without the old lady looking back, she directly picked up her clothes and breastfed the child. Who knew that this time the child kept crying, but he just didn't eat.

In order not to eat for half a day, the woman was also anxious: "You unlucky child, don't you eat!" Yes? You can't eat it! The woman fed the child for a long time and still cried, and the woman pointed to the buddy next to him and said, "I'll tell you, if you don't want to eat it, I'll give it to the uncle!" "Hearing this, that buddy was ashamed, and his face was as red as a monkey's ass.

The child couldn't understand human speech, so he kept crying. After a few more stops, she still cried endlessly, and the woman picked up her clothes and fed the child for a long time, and she didn't eat, just crying there. This time the woman was really anxious, "I tell you, you have to cry again, cry again, I will really eat it for that uncle!" ”

The child couldn't understand her, so he cried vigorously. Unexpectedly, the child didn't speak, and the young man stopped doing it first. I saw this thing stand up and point to the child: "I have to ask you first, if you eat or not, you can give a happy word, I have been here for several stops!" ”

Burst! Jiang Yan almost choked on his saliva.

Turning his head, the thing looked at the young man with strange eyes: Dude, you are awesome! I didn't see it, I retracted my previous words, you old driver!

Just when Jiang Yan sighed, the bus stopped, and when he saw the landlord's aunt and the little girl getting up, Jiang Yan realized that he had arrived at the station. After the landlord and aunt walked out of the car door, the landlord turned to the woman and said, "See if the child is peeing!" ”

Burst! As soon as Jiang Yan got out of the car, he couldn't help but be happy, you lack virtue or not, you don't say anything about the children crying all the way, you have to tell others that the children may not be hungry after reading the jokes!

Everything that happened in the car was just a small episode, and when she returned to the door of the landlord's aunt's house, the landlord's aunt was standing at the door waiting for Jiang Yan to open the door, and she gave the key to the goods before she walked. Jiang Yan walked to the door, and before he could get the key, he pushed the door and opened it by himself!

it! Is there a thief?

Jiang Yan and the landlord and aunt glanced at each other, and at this moment the two of them had surprisingly the same thoughts: Hey, which one of the non-long-eyed people stole to the buddy's (mother's) house, isn't this the birthday star always eating arsenic-frost and thinking that it will be long!

Explaining that Qingqing was waiting at the door not to go in, Jiang Yan quietly walked into the house with the landlord and aunt. Well, quietly drip into the village, don't shoot drip! The big star knows that the black hand beating the stuffy stick is the true meaning of obscenity.

When I entered the living room, I looked quite tidy. This thief is quite professional, and he didn't even mess around in the living room. Jiang Yan picked up the mop from the bathroom and gently pushed open the door of the master bedroom, no one? What's going on? Did buddy forget to lock the door when he left?

Jiang Yan subconsciously felt that he seemed to have forgotten something, and hesitantly pushed open the door of the second bedroom, and saw that there seemed to be a person lying on the bed. Hey, how stupid is this thief, thinking I won't be able to find you in bed? Anyway, you're hiding under the bed!

Jiang Yan walked over gently with the mop, and the mop in his hand was slowly raised. Hey? Wait? Am I forgetting something? Jiang Yan's actions in his hands were paused!

it! This can't be a light snow! Thinking of this, Jiang Yan put down the mop in his hand with a weak heart.

"Brother? Why are you here, and what are you doing here? Jiang Hanxue, who was sleeping in a daze, was woken up, rubbed her eyes and found that it was Jiang Yan!

"Aha! The moon is nice tonight. Jiang Yan snorted, "Aren't I going to mop the floor!" ”

"Mopping the floor? When have you been so diligent! Jiang Hanxue glanced at him suspiciously, and then saw the landlord aunt who was standing outside the door a little embarrassed, "This beautiful sister is the landlord!" My sister is so beautiful! "Jiang Hanxuezui is also very sweet.

The landlord and aunt were also embarrassed, after all, they almost made a fuss. But Jiang Yan is blamed for this, didn't that kid say that his sister stayed with his girlfriend these days, why is she asleep with her now, when did she become his girlfriend!

Although embarrassed, people can't ignore talking to themselves, the landlord and aunt are a little poisonous, but it's not unkind. "Well, you're Xiaoxue, you're beautiful too!" She didn't ask Jiang Hanxue why she was here, such a question would make people mistakenly think that the other party was not welcome, and it was more appropriate for Jiang Yan to ask.

Jiang Yan also understood this, so he didn't give them time to chat, and asked directly, "Shouldn't you be on Qing Xuan's side?" Why did you sleep here tonight? ”

"Oh! This one! Jiang Hanxue smiled when she heard Jiang Yan's question, "I'll tell you, brother, you have to thank me, I'm here to wait for you to report to you!" ”

"What a ventilating message!" Jiang Yan wondered.

Jiang Hanxue smiled: "What else can I do!" You went to the United States alone, and we spent Tanabata with my sister-in-law, can she have no opinion! So, you'd better prepare before you meet her! ”

"Hey! What a thing! Jiang Yan didn't take it seriously, "I called her, and besides, I sent her a poem that day." Your sister-in-law isn't that ignorant! ”

"You! Believe it or not! I think it's almost time for you to come back, and I'm waiting for you to report to you. Jiang Hanxue pouted, "What do you think you're doing over there, sister-in-law doesn't know, think about it yourself!" ”

Hearing this, Jiang Yan was inexplicably a little weak-hearted!