Chapter Forty-Eight: Squatting and Pulling Poop

In the 80s, Congjiang People's Hospital still maintained the same style, although Lin Mo's place was a single room, the status was equivalent to the VIP ward of later generations, but it was just two more chairs, not to mention the accompanying bed, not even a sofa and a bathroom.

Looking at the only bed in the house, Sun Jing was also a little embarrassed, but thinking of Lin Mo's recklessness when he carried himself into the house from the air, Sun Jing immediately strengthened her confidence, isn't she just a little kid? Sister is still asleep!

"Don't think about it, get ready for bed." Sun Jing was complacent about her decisiveness, but when she got to the bedside, she cringed a little, after all, it was the first time she slept in the same bed with a man!

"Look at what! Turn your head away. Sun Jing was trying to hide her uneasiness, and she was itchy by Lin Mo's eyes.

Because Lin Mo's left arm was injured, Sun Jing had to sleep on the right, and the right side happened to be a window, she was a little timid by nature, she first went to the window to check the window latch, and then carefully closed the curtain.

"Sleep, sleep!" Sun Jing quickly got into the quilt, first looked in Lin Mo's direction, and found that he had no sign of turning his head, and then he took off his clothes and pants, and there was a small coat left on his body.

The two of them didn't speak for a while, and the room could almost only hear their breathing, and the inpatient department was originally at the back of the hospital, which meant quiet, and the single room was in the corner, so it was even quieter.

"Teacher Sun, you are here to accompany you, Uncle Sun, aren't they afraid of your reputation?" Lin Mo has been holding back this question for a long time, no matter what kind of life-saving grace it is, it shouldn't let lonely men and widows get along in the same room! Do you want your daughter's reputation anymore?

"Hahaha..."Sun Jing's laughter suddenly echoed in the room, startling Lin Mo, is my question funny?

Sun Jing was also frightened by her laughter, she hurriedly covered her mouth, but her body was still shaking in the quilt.

"Lin Mo, poof!".

I pour! You're laughing again! Lin Mo turned his back to Sun Jing, gotcha! Can't I ignore you? As a result, it pressed on his left arm, and he immediately hissed and inhaled cool air.

"Good, good! I stopped laughing. Sun Jing lay flat and waited for her breath to stabilize and said, "That's what my parents said after they went out today." ”

"Ahem!" Sun Jing imitated her father's dry cough, "Xiao Jing, why does this Lin Mo look like a primary school student, you can't have a genius class in No. 1 Middle School, right?" If there is any news about this, you should have informed me as soon as possible, we can't fall behind in the second middle school! ”

"Elementary school students?" Lin Mo hated this face of his for the first time, why are you so tender? What a shame for two lifetimes!

"My parents have been with you for too short, although you are lagging behind." Saying this, Sun Jing's body shook a few more times.

"But I know there are a lot of girls in the school who like you! How's that, the teacher's news is still well-informed, right? In the dark night, Lin Mo seemed to see Sun Jing's smug smile.

"What about your charm, women with good things have summed it up, two points, one is a tender face and a mature temperament, they say it's like a poison-like temptation, hehe, poison, I like this word!" Maybe it was in the dark night that Sun Jing untied her shackles, as if she was back in the dormitory talk meeting of her student days, and everyone talked about everything.

"Two? It's your eyes, they say that you are only twelve years old without looking at your eyes, and you are thirty years old when you look at your eyes, and they are dark and swarthy, which makes people panic when they look at them, how about it, it sums it up well, right? ”

"Eldest sister, these two points mean the same, okay! Women are really incomprehensible creatures, confused and complacent. Lin silently spat out, the eyes in his eyes merged with the night. Listening to the gradually steady breathing behind him, knowing that Sun Jing was about to fall asleep, he slowly began to be confused.

The morning and evening of spring are relatively cold, and when Sun Jing woke up, she pulled away the thing on her buttocks in a daze, turned over and habitually hugged the soft object behind her, and pressed her right leg up.

"Ugh!" Sun Jing's legs stopped in mid-air against the quilt, and she looked at Lin Mo who was sleeping with her eyes closed, "I can't see anyone!" actually used Lin Mo as a pillow. ”

Lin Mo woke up when Sun Jing turned around and hugged him, but he didn't dare to move, so he continued to pretend to be asleep.

The feet holding the quilt in mid-air finally didn't resist, but still fell down and pressed on Lin Mo's waist, the two of them intertwined their limbs, their chests and abdomen hugged each other, and a strange feeling rose in the hearts of the two of them at the same time.

Sun Jing's right leg was pressed against Lin Mo's waist, and the bottom was firmly pinched, the young man's firmness and straightness in the early morning touched softly, and Sun Jing's body was almost soft in Lin Mo's arms.

"Oh!" Lin Mo forcibly endured the sting* and retracted his lower abdomen back, Sun Jingxing's eyes in front of him were half-closed, his eyelashes flickered, and his little face was flushed with an intoxicating red tide.

Sun Jing almost ran away to wash outside, and when she came back from fetching water, her head was always half lowered, and she washed Lin Mo's face in a hurry and rudely, and then hurriedly went out to pour water.

Lin Mo brushed his teeth with his right hand, while headache about how the two of them would get along in the future, and when Sun Jing came in, he said that he would go home to change his clothes, and even Lin Mo said behind him that someone would come to deliver breakfast for a while and ran away deafly.

"Hey! What a wrong! Lin Mo complained and wailed, this early morning fire is enough to be a normal physiological phenomenon!

"Yo! Lin Mo, your companion is gone? Nurse Du Yangyang once again appeared at the door with a youthful and invincible image.

"Isn't there still a nurse sister?" Lin Mo was having a headache, so it was inevitable that he would speak a little straight.

"Oh! Are we nurses born to serve you? People are careful and small-eyed, hum! Du Yangyang, who was originally full of sweet smiles, immediately turned cloudy with a sunny face.

Lin Mo hurriedly remedied and said, "Sister Du, aren't I a little angry when I get up in the morning!" Don't be angry, I'll invite you to dinner to make amends, okay? ”

"Poof!" After all, Du Yangyang is a young man, and her anger comes and goes quickly, so she began to routinely measure her temperature after she smiled.

"Sister Du, you smile so beautifully, I think it should be the flower of our hospital, right?" Lin Mo used the sales methods of his previous life on the simple nurse sister.

"Really? I don't usually look in the mirror, yard flowers, what yard flowers? Our hospital doesn't have this rating. ”

Praising people is a virtue, looking at the excitement in the eyes of the little nurse, Lin Mo's mood is also much better.

"Take the medicine after breakfast." There were seven or eight small pills in a plastic lid and were placed on the bedside table, and Lin Mo looked at so many pills and shook his head to express sadness.

"There are also stool and urine sampling, don't dig a big lump and put it in it!" The two containers were also left, but Du Yangyang's words made Lin Mo a little crying and laughing, who would be so stupid!

Seeing the smile in Lin Mo's eyes, Du Yangyang said: "Don't believe it, last time a patient was hospitalized, he had never had this kind of experience before, and the nurse didn't tell him anything special, guess what's wrong with him?" Ha! Good guy, dug a big lump on it, so that the nurses who took the samples couldn't do it, and the whole ward was stinky. ”

All right! I also admit the lying gun, but how do I go to poop, nurse? Lin Mo's farts are still in a lot of pain now, so he can't squat.

"Am I going to be the first person in history to stand and poop?" Lin Mo felt that he was tragic.

"Oh! I forgot your ass hurts. Du Yangyang reacted quickly.

"Why don't you just lie in bed like those seriously ill people! I'll rent one for you. "The ceramic toilet in the hospital is used for bed, but Lin Mo has a little cleanliness habit, so he would rather die than give in.

"Sister Du, but I can't pull it out while lying on the bed! What to do? ”

"It's just that you have a lot of problems!" Du Yangyang was also worried, Lin Mo was one of the patients she was responsible for, and if the samples for the test did not arrive, he would be criticized.

Seeing that there was no other way, Lin Mo turned his heart and said, "Sister Du, I'd better go to the toilet and squat on the horse!" Otherwise, time is running out. ”

The laboratory tests in the hospital are all in batches, and you are tested alone? Unless it is a serious illness.

"Can you do it?"

"Do we have any other solution?"

"Okay, I'll help you go."

This experience of going to the toilet is definitely the most profound one in Lin Mo's memory, when he came back and lay on the hospital bed, he grinned in pain, not to mention the pain in his buttocks, just one right hand was available, and even the paper was handed in by Du Yangyang, shameful!

Maybe it's because she wants to open it, when Sun Jing comes back, it's the same natural as yesterday, just joking when she should be joking, but from time to time Lin Mo can see the blush at the root of her ear, "Forget it, it's hard to dismantle people, let's be confused." ”。

In the morning, after Lin Dezhong sent the child, he and Ma Xiulai came to take a look, looked at Lin Mo's face was normal, and after consulting the doctor and saying that there was no problem, he thanked Sun Jing and flashed gorgeously.

"How are you feeling today?" Today's white snow is dressed in white, and the skin is like snow and jade.

"It's okay, it's just that the activity is not very convenient, and I estimate that I can be discharged from the hospital in a week to two weeks at most." Lin Mo clearly saw the danger signal in Bai Xue's eyes.

"Hello, you are Teacher Sun, right? Thank you so much for taking care of us Lin Mo. Bai Xue was like a proud peacock showing her beauty and sovereignty, which made Lin Mo on the bed both heartwarming and headache.

"It's nothing, I can't thank Lin Mo for saving me!" Sun Jing straightened her waist inexplicably, exposing her convex and backward figure to Bai Xue's eyes.

"Teacher Sun must be tired, right? Why don't you go home and get some rest? We'll arrange for someone to take care of him. ”

"Tired of what! The environment in the hospital is good, I slept well last night, better than at home. ”

"Oh! It turns out that Mr. Sun slept here last night? Bai Xue's hand reached into the quilt covertly and pinched Lin Mo.

"This is what I should do, otherwise he will have nothing to do alone at night."

Just when Lin Mo was worried about whether they would quarrel, Bai Xue took the lead in changing words.

"Teacher Sun's dress is very beautiful! Where to buy it, how I haven't seen it. ”

"This is meβ€”" Sun Jing fell silent suddenly, and a memory flashed between her eyebrows.