Chapter 272

When Julia heard the eunuch say that Kangxi was going to summon her, she couldn't help but tremble in her heart.

The eunuch happened to have a lot of mouths and said, "The emperor is furious! The eighth elder brother hid something disgusting and was found by the prince on the spot! When the emperor heard that this matter was related to Miss Wei, he immediately asked someone to pass on the girl. ”

When Julia heard this, she thought, "Oh no!

The matter of passing the clown was discovered by the prince and Kangxi! What is the disgusting thing...... Hey? It's a familiar word.

She suddenly remembered that in her early years, Yinzhen used Doraemon as a joke about a cursed item - could it be that Kangxi also made the same mistake?

…… To say that it is ridiculous to draw a Doraemon to curse the prince, but to say that to be a clown who looks like Heath Ledger curses the prince, then it is really indisputable - the clown's hideous and evil face, how to say that he is not malicious and no one believes it!

She looked up to the sky and sighed, wanting to cry without tears: Why doesn't Eighth Brother like HelloKitty!

However, at this moment, she couldn't escape if she wanted to, so Julia had to follow the eunuch out of the house.

In front of Kangxi, Julia saw the eighth elder brother kneeling on the ground, the clown she made was thrown on the ground, in addition to Kangxi, there was also a tall and fat round-faced man in the room, Julia immediately understood that this person was undoubtedly the prince.

Julia didn't dare to make a sound, so she had to kneel down in front of Kangxi in a proper manner.

Kangxi looked at her: "Wei, this puppet, did you make it?" ”

"Yes."

"I once said you weren't allowed to do anything like this again! How dare you carry me behind your back and secretly make it again! ”

Julia at this time. I felt a little ashamed in my heart, not for anything else, but because she promised Kangxi not to do it, but she broke her promise again.

She had no choice but to lower her head, and Ai Ai said: "Back to Long Live Lord, this matter is the slave's fault, because the eighth elder brother likes this clown very much......"

"If he likes it, you'll do it for him?! Do you know what it is! ”

"Back to Long Live Lord, it's just a clown." Julia argued.

Kangxi hasn't spoken yet. The prince next to him sneered: "Nonsense! This is clearly a disgusting thing! ”

Julia frowned in disgust. The prince is very annoying no matter which version of the Qing court drama he is in, whether it is a drama or a romance drama. Now it seems that it's really not the screenwriters' fault, this guy is really bad!

But she also knew it in her heart. The ancients did have a taboo against these things. Therefore, Julia also tried to say in a calm tone: "The prince is mistaken. It's not a disgust...... Disgusted with victory, this is just an ordinary doll. ”

Before she could finish her words, the prince stepped forward in two steps. Grabbed the clown and threw it in Julia's face: "Sophistry! This is clearly a curse! This face is so wicked and so hideous, how can it be something of good intentions! You said! Didn't the eighth let you do it to curse me! ”

Julia was disgusted and amused. She said coldly: "The appearance of the clown is indeed not good-looking, but this is precisely its characteristic. It's not a curse, and I'm not interested in cursing the prince, who is nervous. ”

The prince was so angry that his face turned blue: "What do you say I am a god...... What a min! ”

"Nervousness." Julia raised her face and looked at him calmly, "In other words, self-inflicted, self-righteous, and delusional victimization all mean the same thing." ”

The prince was so angry that he almost fainted, he rushed forward, raised his hand and wanted to hit Julia, but the eighth elder brother next to him was quick-eyed, and he also jumped up and grabbed the prince's arm: "What do you want to do!" ”

Kangxi saw that the situation was messy, and he suddenly said sharply: "Presumptuous!" Stop you both! ”

The eighth elder brother and the prince were reluctant to let go of their hands.

Kangxi stared at Julia: "Webster, you said it's not a disgusting thing, so what is it used for?" ”

Julia was stupid: "Doll, figurines, it's a useless thing, is it possible to use it to wash dishes?" That's what looks good. ”

Kangxi's face became more and more ugly: "This thing is so ugly, where is it good-looking?" ”

At this time, the eighth elder brother hurriedly kowtowed and said: "Huang Ama, this thing is what Erchen likes, and Erchen knows...... Knowing that Huang Ama was not happy that Julia was doing this, but Erchen really wanted it, so he quietly asked her. Huang Ama, this matter is all the fault of the sons, don't blame Julia! ”

Kangxi bowed slightly from the chair and looked down at him: "Do you like it?" Eighth, why do you like this kind of thing? What exactly is there about it that you like? ”

Now, the eighth elder brother can't answer.

Kangxi hasn't watched Batman, and he hasn't even been exposed to a little bit of anime common sense, so how can Eighth Brother explain it to him?

At this time, the prince laughed gloomily again: "Huang Ama, the eighth likes this kind of weird and terrible thing, it must be because it can help him make his wishes come true!" ”

When Julia heard this, she was furious: "Does the prince think that the eighth elder brother is a fool!" Be a villain, draw two spells, and you can curse people to death?! If the curse works, then everyone should stop going to work and stop working, so they all go home and stab the villain and recite the curse! ”

The prince glanced at her contemptuously: "What do you know! That's how Big Brother cursed me back then! ”

When Julia heard this, she laughed instead, "Oh, is it? Well, I remember that too. I heard Ah Zhen say that the eldest brother drew a Doraemon to curse the prince, which caused the prince to misbehave and go insane, which angered the long-lived lord - then I, a little grass people, don't understand, listen to this meaning, before the eldest brother cursed the prince, the prince has always been good? Always follow the rules, filial piety and loyalty? Then it is rumored that the prince looted the people's fat and ointment, whipped the ministers at will, exceeded the rules and was arrogant, and even recruited beautiful women and children...... Is it all because the prince fell under the spell of the eldest brother? Big Brother's curse is so magical? If he is really so spiritual, why should he waste it on the prince, wouldn't it be better for him to make himself the emperor with a spell? ”

The prince's heart was about to jump out when he heard it!

Kangxi was also shocked by her words, and he shouted angrily for a while: "Shut up!" Webster, don't you want to live! ”

Julia looked up. Neither humble nor arrogant: "Long live Lord, the slave maid is not here to find the prince's stubble, and the slave maid has no interest in the prince's affairs!" The slave and maid are unwilling to let the prince pour sewage on the slave and the eighth master! Today's events have nothing to do with any disgust! If the Lord doesn't believe in the slave maid, then it's okay, then ask the Lord to find a mage...... Or a god, or a witch riding a broom, or a shaman in a black robe, you can do it! Draw a talisman here to curse the slave! It is okay to use the birth date of the slave and the maid, and it is also possible to use the blood of the slave and the slave. Just curse this clown! ”

She said. Prince Chong smiled coldly: "The slave and maid are set here, and they are cursed!" The prince can try it and see if the slave is crazy or not! ”

The prince was choked by her for a long time. Only then did he say angrily: "You...... What are you! I am the prince of a country! It's the prince! How can a lowly woman like you compare! ”

Julia was even angrier: "Call you arrogant and rude." Sure enough, it's not bad at all. What if you are the crown prince, the emperor is still here! What's so bad about being a prince? Isn't it human! Isn't it eating whole grains and living a better life? Wait for your third eye. Show off to me again! ”

The prince had never seen such a formation, he had never turned his back on it!

Kangxi's face was gloomy: "Enough!" Webster, you're very good at quibbling, but you must know that I can't be deceived by clever words! This puppet was made by you, it was passed on to the eighth elder brother by you in private, and it was searched by the prince, what else do you have to say about it! ”

Julia calmed her breath, and then said word by word: "Long live the lord, this puppet was made by the slave maid, originally promised the long live lord not to do this kind of weird thing again, but the long live lord did it well behind his back, this is the slave's fault, the slave broke his promise and was willing to be punished." But this thing is not a cursed thing, on the contrary, this thing is the eighth brother's beloved thing, because ...... Because the eighth elder brother recently lost his mother and was restless, the slave maid made this thing for him in order to comfort him. ”

The eighth elder brother listened to it on the side, only to feel sad and warm in his heart, and his eyes were a little damp for a while.

Kangxi stared at Julia for a long time before he said, "But, why is this thing so ugly and hideous......

Julia smiled bitterly: "Long live Lord Mingjian, some things are ugly and hideous in your eyes, but in the eyes of others, they are beloved things, can't you understand this?" On the way to Beijing, the slave maid once saw a little beggar holding a dog covered with leprosy in his arms, the dog was as thin as a piece of paper, and his body was so dirty that he couldn't bear to see it, and he couldn't help but cover his nose. Everyone told the kid to throw the dog away, saying, "It's dirty!" You're going to get sick! But the kid just refused to let go, but gave the steamed buns that were easy to ask for to the dog to eatβ€”long live the lord, how can people think exactly the same? Joy, anger, sorrow, and even resentment and fear, everyone has a share, who should be more than whom? The lady held the snow-white poodle and loved it like a treasure; The little beggar hugged the sick dog full of leprosy and regarded it as if it were his heart, is it only the former that is justified, and the latter is not right? ”

When she said this, she was sincere, and Kangxi was moved by her for a while.

The prince was on the side, seeing that Kangxi was shaken, he secretly shouted badly, it was easy to find the sore foot of the eighth child today, and he hadn't beaten it yet, the old man wanted to let go of him, how could this work!

He was in a hurry, so he stepped forward and said, "Huang Ama, this woman learned the art of sophistry somewhere, you must not be persuaded by her!" Huang Amma, please think about it, if this happened to other palace people, would Huang Ama still allow her to quibble like this! If Huang Ama let her go, then in the future, will the rest of the palace still abide by the rules? ”

As soon as the prince said this, Kangxi immediately came back to his senses.

He thought to himself, what the prince said was not unreasonable, although this woman's tone was very sincere, no matter how she looked at it, it didn't look like she was disguised, but it was not okay to believe her like this, and then not punish her at all.

Thinking of this, Kangxi had a plan in his heart, the important thing is to balance the forces, in this matter, he can neither obey the prince, nor punish the eighth elder brother too much.

So he said lightly: "So, so be it." ”

Kangxi looked at the eighth elder brother: "This thing looks like it's just an ugly doll, it doesn't have a birthday, it doesn't smear dog blood, and it doesn't have a needle curse." In that case, I will no longer pursue what it is. This thing was burned immediately, and it was not allowed to be mentioned again, and as for Webster, he disobeyed the order in private, and was fined three months' monthly money for the first offense! ”

Since it was Kangxi's ruling, the prince had nothing to say.

Julia couldn't help but feel sad, how long has it been since she first took up her post? A quarter's salary is gone.

Her life was so miserable even as an intern in the Qing Dynasty.

But money is a trivial matter, she turned her face sideways, looked at the eighth elder brother, and couldn't help worrying: the eighth elder brother's face was frighteningly blue, presumably because she couldn't tolerate the punishment of the clown being burned. Although he didn't say anything, everyone could see the three words written on his face: "I don't accept it!" ”

In a short time, two eunuchs lit a small brazier outside the hall.

Kangxi stared at the eighth elder brother: "Old eight, throw that thing into the brazier!" ”

However, the eighth elder brother did not move.

Kangxi frowned: "Eighth Elder Brother, did you hear my words!" Tell you to throw that thing into the brazier! ”

The crown prince sneered on the side: "Look, Huang Ama, the eighth brother is still reluctant!" ”

Kangxi's face was even heavier: "Li Dequan! Throw this puppet into the brazier! ”

Li Dequan had no choice but to walk in front of the eighth elder brother and bend down to pick up the clown puppet, who would have thought that the eighth elder brother would grab the puppet!

The two argued for a while.

Li De's head was oozing with sweat, and he couldn't pull it out when he wanted to, so he anxiously whispered: "Eighth master......"

After a long time, the eighth elder brother finally let go of his fingers one by one, and watched Li Dequan take the puppet and walk towards the brazier.

With a pop, the clown fell into the brazier, and the tongue of fire suddenly ignited, devouring it little by little.

The eighth elder brother looked at the burning clown puppet in the brazier in a daze, he seemed to be stunned, and his eyes were in a trance.

Julia's heart was as sad as a knife, but she could only whisper: "Eighth master, the future is long!" ”

The eighth elder brother was reminded by her four words, and finally raised his head.

He suddenly smiled sadly and muttered, "Julia, this is Arkham Mental Hospital, right?" ”

Julia was stunned!

β€œβ€¦β€¦ The clown will never escape, he'll have to die here, right? ”

Julia's heart was so sour, she almost burst into tears!

"Not really!" She exclaimed, "The clown will never die!" Clowns can't be killed! No one can do anything to him, he will definitely escape from Arkham! Definitely! ”

Kangxi frowned: "I'm talking nonsense again." Li Dequan, bring Webster down! ”

Then, he looked at the eighth elder brother and said coldly: "Eighth brother, you don't want to go to court for a while now, continue to take care of your sick body at home!" By the way, reflect on what you did today! ”

Then, Kangxi brushed his sleeves away.

Seeing him leave, the eighth elder brother stumbled to his feet.

The prince walked over slowly, and he grinned: "Congratulations to the eighth brother, who is unscathed." This is really gratifying! But next time, be careful, luck can't happen every day! ”

Eighth Elder Brother turned his face, stared at him, bit word by word, and said, "Wait!" Your good days won't last long. ”

The prince was stunned!

When he was about to ask again, the eighth elder brother had already ignored him and walked away. (To be continued.) )