"Uh~" When he opened his eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang's head ached. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

He struggled to sit up, looked around, and found himself lying in the school dormitory.

"Yo, wake up, Xiaoqiang." In front of the computer desk, the second fat turned around with panda eyes.

Zhang Xiaoqiang followed the prestige, and sure enough, the fat man masturbated all night last night: "How long have I been asleep?" ”

"You...... It's been about ten hours, what the hell was going on with you yesterday? The second fat pulled a chair and mopped the floor to Zhang Xiaoqiang's bed.

"Something went wrong, so what...... How did I get back to school? Touching his aching head, Zhang Xiaoqiang's last memory was that he vomited wildly when he left the royal club, and then passed out.

"Holy! You don't know that? You Y was sent back yesterday by a couple of men. Those guys don't look like good birds. But I'm very interested in you, alas, wait, I said you shouldn't be ......" glanced around, and the second fat suddenly pressed over and whispered mysteriously: "You shouldn't be surrounded by some black and astringent head, right?" ”

was slightly stunned, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was reversed, shook the second fat punch slowly: "Fart!" Damn, yesterday Lao Tzu was put on a show by Qin Puze's kid when he worked part-time. ”

"Part-time job!? You Y still said that you didn't be a duck!! "One touch three feet away, the two fat and fat faces are full of horror.

Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed angrily, but his head is dizzy and dizzy now, and he is really in no state to play poor with the second fat.

"By the way, did they bring me my electric donkey?"

"Well, I think there is. My brother was scared at the time, and I thought it was a player I killed who sent someone to seek revenge, and I didn't bother to pay attention to anything else. You go back to the parking lot and have a look. ”

"Gotta get it, just your brass level and seek revenge from others!? Are you paying for the journey? ”

Breaking away from the two fats, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped out of bed, and as soon as he landed, the whole person shook around.

I grass! This stamina is also great, why didn't Wu Song feel it at that time, and the sequelae were so serious?

For more than ten hours, Zhang Xiaoqiang still felt hot and dry.

The old man jumped out at the right time to explain: "This is a normal thing, when Wu Song possessed the body, his soul took over your body, so all the sensory organs in your body are under Wu Song's control, and you will naturally not feel uncomfortable." On the contrary, after you regain your physical authority, the situation that Wu Song made before will be postponed to you, which is why you will have a hangover now. ”

"I'll go! It's no wonder that after using the dog-beating stick method last time, my bones fell apart, which should also be caused by this, right? ”

"Hehe, congratulations, you're ready to answer. That's right.,The abilities that the "Destiny Cards" give you have a time limit.,For a limited time.,You won't feel anything unusual.,But when the time passes.,Due to your own functional limitations.,Those that are beyond the body's tolerance will react to you with discomfort in one way or another.。。 ”

"Damn! Isn't this the same as killing a thousand enemies and injuring yourself eight hundred...... Is there no way to overcome it? ”

Good guy, this is just a martial arts cheat, and when you learn immortal skills in the future, the little brother will make it once, and you won't have to lie at home for half a year?

"Hehe, it's not that serious. The reason why you feel uncomfortable playing Destiny Cards right now is because your physical fitness is so poor. If you want to overcome it, there is no way to overcome it......"

"Huh? It's true? What's the method, say it quickly! Zhang Xiaoqiang became interested.

This is the same as a patient taking medicine, the world knows that the medicine is poisonous, but if someone tells you that there is a way to clear the side effects of the medicine, it is difficult to stay calm as long as you have a normal brain.

The old man stroked his beard with the appearance of a worldly master, and then said leisurely: "It's very simple, exercise." ”

"Damn! Brother knows! ”

After pouring two large mouthfuls of cold water, Zhang Xiaoqiang shook his head, said hello to Er Fat, and walked towards the campus parking lot.

The campus on the weekend is a little calm, at this juncture, everyone is either out of the "bloody rain", or nested in the bed "covered head sleep", in short, life is so colorful, but it has nothing to do with studying.

Zhang Xiaoqiang sometimes feels sad for the wasted years in the past, and his heart is: If he insisted on not going to the damn elementary school report when he was six years old, he would be a UFO of a large group now.

On the other hand, now, after decades of hard work, from trigonometric functions to calculus, from Apoda to ABCD, arithmetic can be called a full reading of poetry books, but what is the use?

IT'S NOT THAT THE ATOMIC BOMB CAN'T BE BUILT, AND IT'S NOT THAT YOU CAN ONLY HOWDOYOUDO AND HOWAREYOU WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER CROOKED NUTS.

On the contrary, it is the profound knowledge of things that are not taught in school, such as how to use 3 yuan to support the extreme survival skills of a week; For example, the cross-border pleasure skills of having a simple conversation with a Japanese friend;

To sum up, it is not difficult to see that there is a big problem in exam-oriented education, which completely stifles children's creativity and nature.

Schools, parents have always wanted to instill a sense of teamwork and fighting spirit in their children, but the result? Nothing!

It wasn't until a game called League of Legends came out that the world saw hope.

In this game, children learn how to work together.

In this game, the children understand the fighting spirit of people in the tower.

In this game, children learn the horror of low education.

So, children's shoes, do you want to get rid of the pit daddy of elementary school students? Then study hard, get admitted to a prestigious university, and find your own 5-person black team.

When he came to the parking lot, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately found his car.

It stands to reason that there are thousands of cars in the school, and there are so many types of cars, from bicycles to motorcycles, that it is almost impossible to find them at a glance.

But Zhang Xiaoqiang almost stepped into the parking lot with his front foot, and immediately saw the special small electric donkey with the coffee shop logo on his back foot.

Why, you ask? Because the small electric stove was placed in the most conspicuous position, next to the guard's room.

Not only that, but the car was also circled by chalk, and there was a cardboard erected outside the circle, and the four big characters of dragon and phoenix dance on the cardboard: "Special parking space!" ”

Needless to say, being able to make such a big battle must have come from the hands of Ryuuji's guys.

However, this also saved Zhang Xiaoqiang a lot of trouble, after all, he is not in good health now, pointing to his faint head to look for a car here, it is estimated that he will not do anything else this morning.

When he came to the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang took out the key.

Just about to unlock it, I heard the glass of the guard's room knock suddenly: "Hey! What are you doing! Don't see that card? ”

Turning his face, the doorman had already run out of the room.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was also taken aback by the other party, you must know that this product is usually not so diligent at all, because of his "dedication", the school has cars stolen every three or five times.

Therefore, the other party is now acting like a great enemy, which really makes people confused about the situation.