Chapter 50: Female Maniac?
"Yo! I can't see it! Ai Lili glanced at the female man in surprise, "I didn't expect 'Sister Lin' to be a 'man'!" ”
The female man nodded freely, then pointed at the sissy and said, "Let him go east, never west." Anyway, he won't worry about me getting along with other men, and I'm not worried about him finding other women......"
The sissy rolled her eyes when she heard it: Although it is true, you can't say it so bluntly, right?
Arily was surprised: "Isn't it? Judging by the performance of the two of you, the relationship that was only formalized in the pool today is so sure, why are you so sure now? What did you both say in the pool to make you so 'ate' him? ”
The female man nodded: "Absolutely decided!" I'm sure he'll find another woman, but he won't dare to dump me, otherwise the consequences will be serious. ”
Elleli was even more surprised: "What? You don't mind if he finds another woman? ”
Of course not! The female man replied happily in her heart, I won't suffer anyway! wanted to think about it, but couldn't say it, the female man pretended not to care and said: "If he has a lot of people to rob, it means that he is good enough; There are so many people robbing me, and I can still guarantee the position of the boss, which means that I am good enough......"
The sissy was stunned: What kind of logic is this!
Arili was unwilling, and continued to ask: "Sister, isn't this the time to buy breakfast for one more person...... This is one more woman! Are you so willing to let the creeps be surrounded by women? ”
Of course I don't care!
The female man didn't care at all.
This man is my own body, the more women he has, the more I feel happy, not only will it be very cool, but I will also help him take care of everything that should be taken care of, and add a lot of sons to our handsome family......
Of course, Ai Lili didn't understand what the female man was thinking, so she turned to the sissy and said, "Boy, you can do it, or you don't make a move, and your vision will be so accurate when you make a move!" ”
The female man disagreed: "Actually, there is nothing that is not allowed." To put it bluntly, that is, the rights and obligations of each other. I didn't say that I would like the soldier to go outside and find a woman to block me, I mean, if I am an indispensable part of the soldier's life, then no matter what is outside, it is impossible for him to change his mind; If I'm blind myself, then I can't blame others. If I just want to give him a baby, I want a house and a car...... I want everything, and I want him to serve me when we live together in the future...... Then he's looking for someone to be considerate of him outside, and I don't have a word of nonsense. After all, he gave so much and I didn't do anything...... Anyway, as long as he is willing to speak, it is too easy to find a woman to give birth to him, not to be the one who is not inferior to me. ”
Now, it was Arilie's turn and the sissy to be stunned at the same time.
The female man took a sip of wine by herself, didn't care about the eyes of the sissy and Arili, and continued: "Actually, that's what it means to explain the truth between men and women. There are many things that you pin your hopes on morality, which are not reliable at all...... If your man is good enough...... I mean...... is rich, powerful, or handsome enough or very talented, so there will definitely be no shortage of women around him who want to get a little cheap. You will only be invincible if you are the best of them...... Sometimes, morality does make many men cautious in their words and deeds, maintaining their basic obligations as a party to the marriage, but after all, such men are too few, and the probability of running into one is not as good as the probability of winning the jackpot in the lottery......"
The words made both Alili and the sissy nod silently.
The female man continued: "So, I don't have anything to talk nonsense about. I can only say that I will try my best to be the best woman next to Xiaobing, so that he can not do without me in both career and life, and that is my success. ”
"This ......" both the sissy and Alyselle were stunned.
"!" When the female man talked about Xingtou, he felt that he was full of pride, so he stood up directly and picked up the wine glass, and drank the remaining half of the glass in one go.
The sissy and Arili looked at each other.
At this time, Alili's phone rang again. Arili looked at the number, then got up and said, "You guys talk first, I'll go down and pick up the crescent moon." ”
Elili just went out, and once again only the sissy and the female man were left in the box. Seeing that there was no one around, the sissy stabbed the female man with her elbow, and complained: "What are you talking nonsense? ”
The female man's drunkenness had already come up, shook his head, pointed to his nose and said, "Am I a man or a woman?" ”
"It's a woman now."
"What about before?"
"Men's ......"
"I used to be a man, and this 'former man' is you, right?"
The sissy nodded puzzled: "What the hell do you want to say?" ”
"When I was a man, I didn't even hold a girl's hand, but now it's different, and for the first time I realized that I could be so popular...... From a woman's point of view! ......Because of the drinking, the female man spoke very slowly, "Do you think, as a man, how much will I think of my own woman?" Handsome little soldier! The only son in the family! Four generations of single transmission! If you really want to find a few more women for our family, not only will I not hate you, but thank you......"
The sissy was stunned for a moment, and then pushed the female man on the shoulder: "You are really bad enough!" ”
The female man was pushed by the sissy like this, he was a little caught off guard, he didn't sit firmly, and the whole person was about to fall down, the sissy was quick, and when he saw that the situation was wrong, he immediately reached out and pulled the female man into his arms, and the two of them naturally hugged each other.
The atmosphere was a little unusual, the sissy hugged the soft "self", and felt a little reluctant to let go; And the female man fell into the arms of "himself", and he also felt quite safe.
"I don't want a second woman right now,......" replied the sissy very seriously, "they say that men like to steal, but I don't have that idea...... I don't know why......"
The female man nestled in the arms of the sissy, scratched her head aggressively, recalled her experience, and said: "I had a crush on a female classmate when I was in high school...... Kindness...... She's not the prettiest in the class, i.e., upper-average...... But at that time, I just liked her, I liked her so much, I couldn't wait to watch her every second. At that time, the prettiest girl in our class walked with me every day to and from school, and walked with me, but I just didn't think about her......"
"What do you mean?" The sissy asked with a frown.
The female man licked her lips, which looked a little dry because of drinking liquor, and said, "I guess I guess, this person will also have a sense of freshness when he gets along with others." For example, if I want to like other men now, I can't do it if I kill me, I definitely can't stand a man lying on top of me, his mouth arching everywhere...... But you're an exception, probably because I'm dealing with myself, so I'm not so repulsive...... Moreover, what dirty tricks do men have in this life, I am clear in my heart, and I am afraid that I will be bullied after marrying a man in the future...... Obviously you're the best, you're not going to let me, at least let my body, be wronged, right? ”
"Well...... I understand that. The sissy nodded.
"Then I'll be yours for the rest of my life!" The female man patted the thick chest muscles of the sissy with a grin, "Men are different from women, at least you don't have to get pregnant and have a baby or something...... If one day we have a baby...... You didn't touch a woman for a whole year, it's so TM inhumane! I went out to find someone who 'paid' and got sick...... Why don't I make a 'free' one for you...... Anyway, this is a treat for my own body, or to add incense to our handsome family...... But we have to say okay, at that time, we must find someone who knows the roots, and we can't break the rules...... I'm not talking about drunkenness! ”
"You...... How can you think that? The sissy suddenly cried and laughed.
"Why not?" The female man suddenly broke free from the embrace of the sissy, stood up directly, poured wine into his wine glass, kicked on the chair with one leg, held the wine glass in one hand and patted the sissy on the shoulder with the other: "I bet that after the two of us kiss in the pool today, you may be the only one in your heart, but no one can say for sure in the future!" It's not like there's that...... A seven-year itch? If you become a man in seven or eight years, you can't say for sure! Let's make things clear first, so that you don't have to hide when the time comes, and make everyone embarrassed, right...... Come, come, come, don't be stunned, let's go first! ”
After that, the female man picked up the wine glass of the sissy and stuffed it into the sissy's hand, and shouted: "It's done!" If you want to soak me, you have to be sincere! Otherwise, even if Lao Tzu doesn't marry for the rest of his life, he won't live with you! ”
The sissy was completely stunned by the female man, he didn't realize that the way the female man drank was completely according to the habit of drinking in the army, and the "estimate" of his own alcohol consumption was also "estimated" according to the amount of alcohol he drank in the army. As soon as the two taels went down, the alcohol had already begun to rise, and the female man had begun to develop into a female madman. Seeing the female man's posture of persuading drinking, the sissy was directly dumbfounded, and sat there stunned and didn't know what to do.
Seeing the hesitant expression of the sissy, the female man directly sent the wine glass to the sissy's mouth, and poured it into the sissy's mouth, and said viciously: "Are you still a gentleman?" It's the gentlemen who drank it! ”
Fortunately, the body of the sissy cannon is also adapted to this kind of liquor, and there is no adverse reaction after two or three sips, coughing twice, and quickly eating two mouthfuls of food to press it, and get through. The female man put down the wine glass with a smile, patted the sissy on the shoulder and said, "This is called sincerity!" Come on, good things come in pairs, let's have a drink and take a sip! ”