Chapter 117: Sir, Please Stay
"No potato chips?" The young man repeated the waiter's words, "I didn't say it earlier without you!" You're playing with me! ”
"I'm sorry sir!" The waiter's attitude is still good.
"No potato chips, right?" The young man asked again.
"Yes and no. Sorry sir! The waiter said respectfully.
"It's okay! I'll take it with me! After that, the young man magically took out a few potatoes from a black plastic bag under the table, "Do you know what this is?" Potato! Common name potato! The young man gestured and put it on the table.
Jiang Yan, who had been surprised since the young man took out the potatoes, almost sprayed again when he heard this! Dude, you're mistaken, potatoes are the common name, hey!
The waiter looked at the potatoes on the table and did not speak, and it is conceivable that his heart was broken at the moment.
"There are no tomatoes, do they?" The young man asked again.
"Yes sir, sorry sir!" The waiter looked at the young man puzzled.
"It's okay! I'll take it with me! The young man magically took out a few tomatoes from the black bag at his feet again, "Do you know what this is?" Tomatoes, scientific name persimmons! ”
Burst!
Jiang Hanxue, who had just drunk a saliva, couldn't help but spray on the table!
The waiter burst into tears.
"There are no green peppers, do you?" The young man asked again.
"Yes sir, sorry sir!" The waiter repeats the previous words like a repeater.
"It's okay! I'll have this with me too! As he spoke, the young man magically conjured up a few green peppers from the black bag under his feet, "Do you know what this is?" Green pepper! I don't know the common name either! ”
Looking at the young man's expression, Jiang Yan couldn't help but complain, I don't know what you're talking about!
"Mama! That uncle is amazing! How can his bag come out of anything! Mama, can you let that uncle help me conjure up a baby dragon! On the side, a little Lori who had just come in with her mother to eat looked at the young man and his magical black pocket milk and said to her mother in a milky voice.
Mother was speechless.
"The crowd was messy in the wind.
The waiter cried and fainted next to the black bag. What else do you have with you, sir? ”
"What else are you carrying? That's a good question! There's no shredded meat, right? The young man asked, raising an eyebrow.
The waiter was galloping with 100,000 grass and mud horses in his heart, "What are you carrying with you?" Co-authored with us, what do you have with you? Who are you, who have you ever seen go to a restaurant to eat and bring this dish code? ”
Seeing that the waiter was silent, the young man lowered his head and reached in again, groped for a while and took out his hand empty-handed, "I'm sorry, I forgot to bring pork in time!" Does pork know? The English name is pork! I didn't bring it! "Saying this, he spread his hands in a chic manner!
"Everyone is messy again, didn't you take you to anything?
"Sir, you" the waiter wanted to say something, but was interrupted just as he spoke, "what are you still doing in a daze?" I ordered you didn't have it, and now I have prepared the dish code for you, hurry up and cook! You want to starve us to death! ”
The waiter was speechless, "Sir, wait a minute." As he spoke, the waiter picked up the potatoes, green peppers and tomatoes on the table and ran to the kitchen.
A few minutes later, the waiter came out again and walked towards Jiang Yan's table: "Hello Mr. and Madam, do you two need anything?" “
"Brother, forget it! Let's go to another place, we don't have our own food code! Without waiting for Jiang Yan to speak, Jiang Hanxue spoke first.
"Eh, this lady, you misunderstood, we have a complete menu here, and the previous one was not only for that gentleman, he is in a special situation!" The waiter whispered, and glanced at the young man in front of him, as if he was afraid of being heard.
"Special? What's so special? Jiang Hanxue is interested.
"I can't tell you this for a while, you can see for yourself later!" The waiter apologized.
"Alright! Then I'll order! This, this, and this! Saying that, Jiang Hanxue chose the three home-cooked dishes on the menu that she liked and handed the menu to Jiang Yan, knowing that Jiang Yan was not bad for money, Jiang Hanxue didn't think about saving him money, "Brother, you can order one too!" ”
"Forget it, that's all! Another soup! Jiang Yan didn't have a result menu, and said after pushing it to the waiter.
"Yes sir, wait a minute!" Saying that, the waiter took the menu and left.
Ten minutes later, Jiang Yan's table was full of dishes, and the two listened to the conversation between the father and son while eating, it was not that they were gossiping, but they were really curious about what strange customers could make the hotel so special!
"Son! Look at it! Your dad said let's just eat at home, you have to come here, what do you want in a restaurant! Perhaps in a hurry, the father complained to his son.
"Oops! Father! Just listen to me, what can you eat at home? My mom had a meal of potato chips and a meal of potato chips, you haven't eaten enough for more than 30 years! The young man comforted his father.
"Humph! Don't talk nonsense, your mom stewed the potato wedges for me yesterday! The father defended his wife.
"Hey! Isn't that thicker than potato chips? The young man snorted. Oh my god! It's been more than 30 years, and I'm going to get something like this! ”
"Don't look down on your mother! Your mom made me dumplings the day before yesterday! The father complained about his wife.
"Really?" The young man asked in surprise, "What stuffing?" ”
"Potato stuffing!"
Burst!
Jiang Yan couldn't help but spit the food he ate in his mouth on the ground, but fortunately he turned his head in time, otherwise the dish on the table would not be edible. Looking at Jiang Hanxue again, fortunately, she had patronized and listened to the conversation between father and son before and didn't eat vegetables, but from his flushed face, Jiang Yan could also see that she was smiling very hard.
"Dad! I'm not talking about you! Your requirements for life are too low! The young man who heard the potato stuffing had an unsurprising expression on his face and comforted his father, "You said that you are so old, you don't eat anything else if you eat potatoes every day!" ”
"Who's going to eat potatoes and going to eat potatoes! What about peanuts and peanuts for my snacks? The father muttered, "Your dad and I are not good for anything else in this life, just drink two sips, just have a peanut rice to drink!" ”
"Oops! Dad! You're too unpursuing, aren't you? The young man sighed, "Well, I won't persuade you, you see that I am also making money, it is time to honor you, I have 10,000 yuan, you can take it!" As he spoke, the young man took out 10,000 yuan from the black plastic bag under his feet.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Yan and Jiang Hanxue couldn't help but be curious about the young man's black bag, what else could he conjure up inside!
The father took the money handed by the young man, looked at it, counted exactly 10,000, and put it in his pocket!
"Dad! This is your private money, but don't let my mom know about it again," the young man reminded.
"Come on! Your dad's level, can she find out? She couldn't have known that I had spent all the money. "My father was very confident.
"Huh? Looks like you've got a plan in mind! Tell me how you plan to spend the 10,000 dollars? The young man looked at his father curiously.
"I thought, with this 10,000 yuan, I will pay back the wine money I owe outside!" Father said.
"Oh! And what about the rest? The young man asked.
"The rest!" The father groaned, "The rest will be paid back slowly!" ”
Burst!
There were many sounds of water and rice spraying all around!
The father and son were also interrupted by everyone, and when they looked at Jiang Yan's table and even later, there were dishes on the table, and then they saw that there was not even a pot of water on their table, and the young man was angry.
With a slap on the table, the young man stood up and shouted, "Waiter! Come over to me! ”
"What is the matter with you, sir?" The waiter walked over and asked.
"Why are they all serving, but they don't have our dishes, I order food and you say that I won't pursue it, but why don't you cook it when we bring our own dishes!" The more the young man spoke, the angrier he became.
"I'm sorry sir, but after we made their dishes, our chef wanted to cook for you! But just cut the potatoes you brought, and the knife broke! The waiter apologized, "The person we went to buy the knife hasn't come back yet, and I'll make it for you when we come back!" ”
The young man was silent, "All right! Go back! ”
"Son! What's going on! Seeing that his son was so good at talking this time, the father asked curiously.
"Dad! You always tell me, when did you buy that pile of potatoes on our balcony? The young man asked in a low voice.
"Oh! That's what you say! It was the dowry that your mother brought when I married your mother, and it is said to have been passed down by your grandmother's grandmother! The father asked, "Why do you remember to ask this?" ”
"It's fine!" The young man waved his hand and whispered to himself, "No wonder it's so hard, the knife is broken, this is a potato, this is clearly a fossil!" ”
About half an hour later, while eating, he paid attention to the pair of strange father and son, Jiang Yan's dinner also came to an end, and the father and son were almost finished.
Jiang Yan, who had been paying attention, saw that the young man swept around and didn't find the staff of the restaurant, so he quietly opened the black bag, took a bottle of cooking oil, took out a worm from it and threw it in the dish.
After doing all this, the young man saw that no one noticed, so he slapped the table with confidence, "Waiter, you come over for me!" ”
"What's the matter, sir!" The waiter walked over slowly.
"Look at it! Look! Look at how this goes! You have worms in the oil in your house and use them to cook for us, you do it on purpose! What do you say? The young man shouted "justifiably".
"Sir, our boss has explained, and if you encounter this situation again, our store will directly give you a free order." The waiter looked strange, as if this kind of thing had been experienced more than once or twice!
"It's free! Okay, then you go back! Thank you! The young man smiled politely, and his face changed faster than turning a book.
Jiang Yan was speechless, when he arrived here, he also knew why the young man received special treatment from the hotel, it was wonderful! It's so weird! Looking at the waiter's reaction, this is obviously not once or twice! The hotel didn't want to argue with him about anything, and even the boss had a strategy for dealing with it.
"This Nima is a winner in life!" Looking at the young man Jiang Yan who was packing up his things and preparing to leave, he sighed.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Jiang Yan's mind, and he walked quickly towards the young man: "Sir, please stay!" ”