Chapter 101: Tricking a Man into Getting Laid
The sissy's speechlessness relieved the female man. Originally, she had two choices, one was to continue to live as if nothing had happened; The second is to confess to the sissy. The woman chooses the latter after careful consideration.
It is undeniable that this is a male-dominated society, and all aesthetics in society are based on male power. The requirements for women's "beauty" are all intervened from the main aesthetics of men, such as big breasts, hips, bee waists, etc., all to cater to men's habits; Even the "legend" that a rich man can marry a beautiful woman is actually another expression of masculinism. Similarly, the evaluation criteria for whether a woman is a "good woman" or a "bad woman" are actually to see whether she has violated the bottom line of male power.
The female man's choice to confess is the result of full consideration. Because it is not a man who is "green", it is three women, a man will choose to express his anger in various ways when facing his woman being "green" by another male animal, but when he is "green" by a woman, he can only choose "speechless". It is indeed speechless, because this world is much more tolerant of certain behaviors between women and women than men; All men can tolerate their wives and her female girlfriends going shopping hand in hand and sleeping in the same bed, but they will never tolerate their wives and her male girlfriends going shopping hand in hand and sleeping in the same bed, and even when they find out that their wives have male girlfriends, they are already going crazy.
Therefore, the female man concluded that from a normal point of view, the sissy would not go crazy, because her woman was kissed by her female best friend, which was not a matter in the eyes of men; Even if she feels uncomfortable, the sissy will not make excessive moves, at most she will warn the female man to pay attention in the future.
As expected by the female man, the sissy was directly speechless, and held back for a long time before saying, "Are they all like this?" ”
The female man was a little strange, but asked the sissy: "You women...... I mean, when you're a woman, you don't have any intimacy with your girlfriends? ”
The sissy's voice suddenly raised an octave: "Yes, yes, but it's not as exaggerated as you!" ”
Well, it's an exaggeration...... The female man had to admit it. However, the sissy obviously did not have the consciousness of "not taking an example", but sighed and continued to turn on the lights, put on the gear, let go of the handbrake, and hit the road. Along the way, the female man kept peeking at the helpless expression of the sissy, and secretly laughed several times before saying, "Jealous?" ”
"No," the sissy replied quite honestly, "I just think it's weird, although I used to be a woman, I liked to be tired of being with Qiu Yun and them, but I didn't expect it to develop to this point...... Why do you, and you, do this, and...... Are you quite satisfied with the expressions? ”
These words made the female man think about it seriously, and after thinking about it carefully, the female man replied: "Actually...... If we had a choice, I'm sure we'd all choose men over women, but everyone has their own struggles. For example, Sister Li and Sister Zhen Zhen, they are both people with husbands, but when their husbands reach this age, they don't think about it, and they don't want to bear the infamy of cheating, so it is logical to find a woman? After all, instead of blaming this phenomenon, society will sympathize with it...... Sister Yue's situation is even simpler, she has been divorced for a long time, and in order not to let her children be wronged, she no longer cares about men, and she has needs...... It's normal, right......"
"What about you?" The sissy asked.
"Do you need to ask? I'm a man myself, okay? The female man immediately became "rude", "I don't bite the meat that is sent to my mouth for nothing, I have lived in vain for more than 20 years!" Do you know that last night the four of us were thinner in the waist than in the bigger breasts......"
The sissy couldn't hold back for a moment, and laughed directly: "Then who won?" ”
"Of course, Comrade Lin Xuefei won the championship!" The female man said proudly, "Don't say it, your old Lin family's bloodline is so good, you can't pick this figure!" ”
The sissy immediately became a little proud: "That's!" And you know, when I was in school, my mom tracked the quality of my diet every day in order to keep me in shape! And every day, no matter what time I go to bed, I have to do 30 minutes of exercises to sleep, and I recite words and phrases with her while doing exercises......"
"No wonder!" The female man was surprised, "No wonder you don't look athletic, but you play so well!" When I first used your body to work out, I was really worried about whether there would be problems, but it only took less than a week to fully get started, and the foundation laid by this body is too good, right? ”
"I don't know what you mean, anyway, my mom took me to do the kind of exercises that were all over the body, similar to radio gymnastics, just a little tired, and the whole body ......moved," the sissy recalled, "but in physical education class, I still couldn't do sports, and my sprint performance was good because of my long legs, and my bouncing and endurance were not very good." ”
"That's just a lack of professional training, but it's hard to have a good foundation," the woman said, "yes, I'll be back in the city later...... Where are you going? ”
"Let's go home first...... sissy said after thinking about it, "A cart of dried seafood, put it home first, and then bring some clothes to Sister Li." I played too hard yesterday, and I have to make up for it today. ”
The female man nodded, but then reminded: "Actually, there is no need to worry about physical problems all day long. Fitness is not a Rome that can be built in a day, if you imagine fitness as that kind of ascetic life, then how will you live in the future? Normally we ...... every once in a while It's about a week, that is, every weekend I will let myself 'high', eat and drink, and you can do ......."
"Not afraid of being fat?" The sissy asked in surprise.
"Of course not!" The female man smiled, "Although I ate so many good things at once, eating it doesn't mean that I can absorb it all!" Your stomach and intestines have been adapting to the prescribed recipe for a long time with high-protein and high-fiber foods, and suddenly so many fine foods come that they can't be filled or absorbed, and eating them is largely equivalent to eating for nothing. For example, yesterday we ate a lot of greasy things, but our bodies are used to lightness, and we can't absorb much of it when we touch such a large amount of greasy stuff at once. If you eat like this for days on end, and when your stomach gets used to it, it's bad. ”
"Say it earlier!" The sissy immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "It's so worrying that I got up in the morning......"
"Even if I'm worried, I'm worried, right? If you are a little out of shape, you will scream! This month, you weigh six pounds, and your face turned black when you saw that number! ”
"You still say! I have always weighed about 90 when I live so big, and I will break 100 in less than two months when I reach your hands! I don't know what the concept of 100 pounds is in my life? You say you're going to gain weight, it's going to kill you! ”
The female man rolled her eyes when she heard this: "Your breasts are bigger than before, right?" The waist is thinner than before, right? The vest line and waist socket are all there, right? Legs are stronger than before, right? When you go shopping in hot pants, your legs are more beautiful than before, right? The butt is more warped than before, right? You used to see only your ribs when you took off your clothes, but now you're okay, right? It's all lines, right? By the way, the last time I texted you to buy you a few underwear with bigger cups, did you get it? And, most importantly, it's been two months in a row that the 'relative' doesn't have a stomachache, right? I almost forgot about this, so I'll stop halfway and buy something about it, and the day is coming again. ”
"Again? How many days has it been? I used to be ......."
The female man said, "I know! I've looked at the records on your phone, you used to take 35 days, right? It seems that every time I come, my stomach hurts very much, and you have medicine under your bedside table. ”
"yes, how did it become 25 days now?"
"Estrogen secretion is vigorous!" The female man said as a matter of course, "The eggs are healthy and ovulation is normal, the organs of the body are running at full capacity, the metabolic efficiency is so high, and the cycle is of course shorter." Not only does the cycle become shorter, but the probability of conception also increases......"
"Don't mess around...... sissy's face turned a little pale when she heard the second half of the sentence, "Otherwise, I'll play with you." ”
The female man grinned and said, "If you want to mess around, it's with you." Well...... Do you want us to count the days, our 'first time' to pick a special day, the ...... without a condom?"
The sissy's face immediately turned black, and she said with a tiger face: "How can you talk like this?" Are you still going to read the yellow calendar? If you really like it, wait until we get rid of all those messy relationships, and then ...... when we get married Isn't it okay? Actually, I would like to ...... too That's why you made it so clear that you set the date...... I always think it's weird......"
The female man was surprised: "If this is said by a woman, I believe it, you are a man...... you"
"I'm a woman too," the sissy said solemnly, "that ...... I think this kind of thing should depend on the feeling, right? What's going on on this date? Completing tasks and handing over to superiors? ”
"Oh! That's what you think! The female man probably understood the idea of the sissy, the sissy does not reject or take the initiative for this kind of thing, he maintains the consistent idea of a woman, that is, "success comes naturally", the two are together, when there is a "feeling" and when to "do it", the appointment becomes the completion of the task. For this concept, women have nothing to say except snickering, all men know that the so-called women "have feelings" are actually men who have made preparations for this day for at least half a month: a coincidental romance happened at a coincidental time, and coincidentally missed the time for each other to go home, and then coincidentally found a good hotel, and then coincidentally only one room remained...... Well, it doesn't matter if the men believe it or not, the women just believe it.
Knowing what the sissy thinks, things will be easy to do, and the female man has a plan in her heart. It's a rhythm of a woman trying to trick a man into getting laid.