Grandma just came back from playing mahjong, and took Li Fan's hand to the side and started a routine "love inquiry"

How's the work? How much is it a month? Looking for a partner? Is there anything uncomfortable in life? When are you going to get married? When will you let yourself hold your grandson?

Mount Tai collapsed and Li Fan, who remained unchanged, was defeated with only a few words from his grandmother. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

After the meal, Li Fan took out his grandfather's pipe, carefully knocked the residue inside, and took out Xingchen's "Ten Great Tonic Cigarettes" from his arms

After crushing it, he made a little tobacco and mixed it with his grandfather's tobacco, because the medicinal power of the Ten Great Tonics Tobacco was relatively strong, and Li Fan only mixed a handful of less than one-tenth of it.

After handing it to his grandfather, he said as if offering a treasure

"Grandpa, try this cigarette and see how it feels."

Grandpa Zeik took the pipe, lit it, took a beautiful puff, closed his eyes and felt it for a while

"Da Li Mao, where did you get this cigarette? I've been smoking cigarettes for so many years and haven't encountered this kind of smoke? ”

Li Fan ran to the room and took out the perfect tonic cigarettes brought from Shenzhen and sent them to his grandfather's hands, he actually thought about whether to take his grandmother and grandparents to live in Shenzhen, but the unique stubbornness of the old people of their generation made them have to stay in their hometown, especially their grandparents and grandmothers, who have lived with water all their lives, and will feel sad as long as they leave the water's edge.

Li Fan could only give up, put the cigarette away and said to his grandfather Cai Ke

"Grandpa, what about this cigarette, in the future, you will take one out every day for smoking, get a little tobacco, only get a little, and mix it into your own tobacco, which is good for your health.

Others don't give, this smoke... If you take it out and sell it, it is estimated that it will not be a problem to change houses. ”

Zeik nodded, and he knew that what his grandson gave him must be a good thing, so he asked his grandmother to put away the cigarette, and asked after a few puffs of dry tobacco

"Da Li Mao, are you coming back for the New Year this time? Why didn't you bring a partner back? ”

Li Fan coughed twice, took out his mobile phone to find a high-definition picture of Zhao Banmakeup, and sent it to his grandfather

"Grandpa... This is my object. ”

Cai Ke put on the reading glasses hanging around his neck, leaned in front of the mobile phone and looked at it carefully, and suddenly raised the cigarette gun and knocked it on Li Fan's head. scolded in his mouth

"Little rabbit, if you have a partner, you won't bring it back, beg for a beating!"

Li Fan touched his head and smiled embarrassedly

"This,, grandfather, I came this time to take you to Shenzhen for the New Year, by the way, take a look at your future granddaughter-in-law, I bought a big house in Shenzhen, and we will all go over together for the New Year this year."

Grandpa clicked the cigarette and nodded thoughtfully

"you? I have no problem with your grandmother, but you don't know that your aunts and uncles have to spend a lot of money to travel to Shenzhen, right? They don't necessarily want to. ”

Li Fan smiled

"It's okay, grandpa, your grandson is very good now, and I cover all their travel expenses."

Grandpa was a little worried

"Da Li Mao, there are more than 30 people in the family, in addition to the travel expenses and accommodation, so let's do it, you have always been sensible, this time I want to go to your place for the New Year, I must have my own ideas, grandpa has 30,000 yuan here, and I will let your grandmother give it to you later."

Li Fan hurriedly waved his hand

"Grandpa, no, I have a lot of money now, I don't know how to use it, if I didn't know that Grandpa, you don't spend money, I would have sent you a few million back."

"Millions?" Grandpa's expression suddenly became serious, "Da Li Mao, you tell me, is your money clean?" I watched on TV that Shenzhen is quite chaotic, and there is drug trafficking and smuggling, did you do this? ”

"Huh?" Li Fan couldn't cry or laugh a little, his grandfather's thinking jumped a little, and he hurriedly took out his military ID card and put it in his grandfather's hand, "Grandpa, I didn't do that kind of thing to cut off children and grandchildren, I am now a serious officer, you see, this is my military ID." ”

Cai Ke was illiterate, but he knew the photo of Li Fan wearing a military uniform and smiling brightly on the military card, and he touched the steel seal on it, and Cai Ke nodded again and again

"Hello officer, Da Li Mao will be relieved to eat the public meal, remember, don't learn from your grandfather, your temper is so hard, this person is too rigid and easy to break, sometimes you have to learn water, learn to be flexible, so where can people like it, you know?"

Li Fan nodded obediently

"Got it, Grandpa."

Cai Ke smiled with satisfaction, picked up the phone and followed the phone book hanging next to him, and called one by one to inform his relatives who came to the New Year every year.

"Third sister, I, Cai Ke, am not celebrating the New Year at my house today, go to Da Li Mao's house, what? His house was taken away by the bank? It's not home here, it's from Shenzhen. ”

Seeing that his grandfather was a little unclear, Li Fan thought about it and took the microphone

"Hey, third aunt? I'm Li Fan, please have dinner in the evening, yes, yes, New World Hotel, okay, I'll wait for the third aunt to come then. ”

After hanging up the phone, Li Fan took out his mobile phone and sent a few red envelopes of 200 yuan in a row in the family WeChat group.

Second uncle: "Yo, five or two hundred yuan!" Li Mao has made a fortune? ”

Second sister-in-law: "Thank you, Li Mao, is there anything else?" How many more? ”

Mao Dan: "Thank you, Brother Li Mao, CF can buy guns again." ”

Auntie: "You kid, why are you sending so much?" Did you make a mistake? Auntie will give you back, just send ten yuan and twenty to play. ”

Of course, there are also more yin and yang weird speeches

Aunt: "I have money to send a red envelope of 1,000 yuan, how can the house be taken away by the bank?" This is a man, you can't slap a swollen face and become fat, this is what your aunt taught you, remember? ”

Li Fan smiled and ignored it.

.....

Seeing that everyone basically appeared, Li Fan sent a voice message

"Uncles and aunts, aunts and uncles, brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, I just came back from out of town, so please have a meal, and it will be set at the New World Hotel, in the evening... It's six o'clock, and please be sure to come. ”

After this voice was sent, everyone suddenly became happy again

"New World Hotel! Isn't it our best hotel? ”

"Li Mao is really willing, a table over there is not less than five thousand, right?"

"Since it's a New World Hotel, it's a matter of knowledge, and I've heard that it's very luxurious."

My aunt spoke again

"I've been to the new world a few times, so it's like that, but it's really good here for us, my nephew has a treat, so I won't play mahjong."

......

Li Fan turned off WeChat, found the main phone number of the New World Hotel, and dialed it

"Hey, hello, I want to book three tables. Around six o'clock in the evening"

"Okay, please leave your name"

"Li Fan, Muzi Li, ordinary Fan."

"Mr. Li, is this the phone number reserved?"

"Well, by the way, I want a reserved box in your hotel, listen to Yuxuan."

The sweet female voice on the other end of the phone suddenly paused, and only said after a long time

"I'm sorry, Mr. Li, we didn't listen to Yuxuan here."

Li Fan's brows furrowed

"None? Maybe you don't know, is the Director? Let him answer the phone. ”

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I'm sorry, I really can't write this kind of plot, but I've already written it, and I can't delete it anymore, so I can only write it down.

I'm still suitable for writing a strong story, and I guess I can't learn it by pretending to be a slap in the face. If you don't want to read the next few chapters, don't subscribe, wait until this past is subscribed.

Because I feel like what I'm writing may not be worth the money for subscriptions. If you have any good ideas and suggestions for the Chinese New Year, I will try my best to adopt them, thank you (to be continued.) )