"In short, I can't die no matter what, and now that the situation is so bad, I don't care about offending anyone again." After hesitating for a long time, Kazuya made up his mind, anyway, it was death horizontally and vertically, so it was better to gamble now.

With such a mentality, Kazuya came to the door of the café that the black cat had agreed with him. Through the glass window,He can see the black cat still dressed as a goth loli is sitting seriously in front of a table in the corner,Although she can't see her face clearly from a distance,But judging from the surprised expressions of the guests next to him,The black cat should now be on the "don't get close to the living" mode,Obviously,Although I don't know why I readily agreed to Xiao Hehe's request to meet,But in this kind of public place to make a "date" or something like that,Or make the black cat who lacked friends a little apprehensive。

"So at least that means that the black cat should treat Xiaohe as a friend, right?" Looking at this black cat, he couldn't help but sigh secretly.

Of course, Kazuya didn't dare to go directly to find out his identity in the end, but pretended to be a little surprised, and walked to the black cat that was quietly waiting for people: "Yo, isn't this a black cat?" ”

Because he was a little nervous, he also knotted his tongue after spitting out the word black cat, and said the next word unclearly, which also attracted the black cat's somewhat surprised eyes:

"Huh? Is it Aragaki senior? It's really rare that you'll be here! Is your home around here? ”

"Ah, I don't think so! Relatively speaking, my house is still a little closer to the game room we met last time, and it's a coincidence that I'm here. ”

"Hmm, okay." The black cat pursed her lips and continued to hold up her chin to look out the window, although Kazuya could clearly feel that she still wanted to say something, but after frowning, the black cat still chose to be silent, which also made the atmosphere between the two people fall into a trace of embarrassment.

"No, it won't! Even though I didn't know her that well, she didn't ask me to teach her to write fanfiction, did she? Now it feels like I'm a stranger, are you sure it's the girl named Black Cat sitting here, or is it just a stand-in? And also looked at such a silent black cat, felt a little strange, although the girl in front of her is indeed a relatively afraid of life, but from the previous situation, she is still more open to the people she is familiar with, and she is more willing to show her kind of middle two side. Now in this quiet state, Kazuya still expressed quite discomfort.

So, Kazuya sat down opposite the black cat and decided to continue to take the initiative to talk: "Hawkers, you seem to be a regular visitor here, do you have any recommendations?" I'm ashamed, but it's my first time here! ”

The black cat's brows furrowed, and then he glanced out the window again, looked at Kazuya, who was cheeky and took the initiative to sit down, shook his head, and continued: "Well, I'm waiting for someone, if it's convenient, please find another seat, okay?" ”

"Well, this person shouldn't have come yet, right? I see you've looked out the window a few times, so it's okay for me to sit here for a while, after all, it's rare to meet someone you know in such an infrequent place and still want to say a few more words! And also suddenly felt that his current state was like a lewd senior who was accosted because he was interested in a little girl.,If he's a villain.,Now the "person" that the black cat is waiting for should appear on time and save the scene gorgeously.,Unfortunately,The person the black cat is waiting for is a "girl".,And,This "girl" is still played by himself.。

Of course, the relationship between the black cat and the black cat is not the kind of stranger who has never known each other, although I don't know why the black cat's reaction is so cold now, but the relationship between the two is at least quite talkative, so after glancing at the and with a cheap smile, the black cat sighed helplessly, nodded, and said: "Then you can sit here, but you have to leave when the people come!" ”

“OK！” Kazuya gestured a gesture that was okay.

Then, the atmosphere between the two fell silent again.

"Ahem," Kazuya coughed, glanced at the black cat who was stomping on the floor a little irritably, feeling the other party's atmosphere that seemed to be looking forward to the arrival of people but seemed to be a little timid, and the third time first broke the strange atmosphere between the two, and asked, "This, black cat-san, although I didn't mean to say oh, why are you so nervous now?" Isn't it just waiting for someone? How can I see you looking like you're preparing for an exam! ”

"Who, who said it! I'm just thinking about what to do next, how can an ordinary being like you understand my thoughts? And the black cat, whose mentality has been exposed to a certain extent, naturally reveals the attitude of the middle two who usually hides himself.

"Oh, I'll guess it.,No matter who you dated.,Meeting in this kind of place means that you don't usually seem to be the kind of person who often meets.,Inferred from the direction of Kirino and Saori.,It's estimated that it's a housemate who met on the Internet.,So you have to choose a place that's relatively suitable for talking.,Secondly,This person's relationship with you should be pretty good.,Otherwise, it's impossible to date him with your character.,And,Your kind of character.,There aren't necessarily many friends in daily life., So this kind of friend who makes an appointment to meet is still rare for you, and in this case, although I don't know if your friend is a boy or a girl, but you can meet someone who has a good relationship with you who has not met before, so you feel a little nervous, but that person is already late depending on the situation, so you are a little worried about what will happen to the other party, so you are in this very strange state now, is that right? ”

"Hmm, damn it, has it been seen through like this?" The black cat lowered its head and looked at Kazuya without saying a word, muttering to itself.

"Eh, that seems to be the case, right?" After all, he said this on the premise of mastering a lot of situations, so seeing that the black cat was speechless by himself, Kazuya suddenly felt a little ashamed, so he added in a ghostly manner, "Hawkers, it's useless for you to wait in such a hurry, do you have his phone?" Give us a call and ask, okay? ”

And as soon as this sentence was spoken, He realized that he had made a huge mistake, after all, the person who the black cat was dating was none other than this fake "Xiao Hehe" sitting in front of her!

"Well, I just don't want to use human inventions for my own benefit so simply! You know, as a fallen angel black cat, how can I be so simply worried about some little lateness, you really underestimate me! Oh hehe! Although her mouth has always been a little tough, the black cat's eyes that keep glancing into her pockets reveal her true thoughts.

Of course, this kind of statement is still welcome to Heye, and he immediately replied: "Okay, okay, no problem, this, if you don't fight, you won't fight, I'm just a suggestion." ”

"But," said the black cat, raising his head high, earnestly, "although I think that human technology is very useless, but when necessary, we still need to make use of it occasionally, as a fallen angel, only by fully learning the wisdom of the world can we truly succeed!" ”

Before he finished speaking, the black cat quickly took out the phone from his pocket and pressed it.

"Don't bring it like this! What about the spirit of not admitting defeat? Looking at the black cat who seemed to be particularly flexible at this time, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and time did not allow him to continue to be in a daze, because, in his pocket, his mobile phone also rang.

Kazuya tried his best to maintain his normal posture and not care about the ringing in his pocket, but it didn't seem to be of much use to the black cat, who was only a table away from him, and looked at Kazuya a little strangely, and the black cat asked while holding up his phone, "That's your phone, right?" Why don't you answer the phone? It's okay, don't worry about disturbing me when I'm calling, you can answer the phone! ”

"Ah, that's it, this, I took a look, it looks like an advertising phone, I don't know the number, don't pay attention, don't pay attention!" Kazuya opened his mouth and replied.

"Eh, is that so?" The black cat nodded and said, "If it's an advertising call, then just hang up, right?" Anyway, why doesn't anyone answer the phone on my side? ”

"Well, that's right." Kazuya took out his mobile phone and pressed the call end button, and the call prompt on the black cat on the other side also stopped abruptly.

"Eh, why did you hang up the phone? Is there a problem with playing for too long? Glancing at Kazuya, who pressed the phone, the black cat muttered to himself with some confusion, and then dialed a second call.

And Kazuya's mobile phone also rang immediately.

"Are you sure it's an advertising call, and you just hung up, and it came right away! I think it's better for you to take it. Looking at Kazuya's mobile phone, which rang just right at the same time, the black cat's doubts deepened.

"No problem! It's an advertising call, I've received a call from this number before! Kazuya hurriedly hung up the phone again, and prepared to put the phone on silent.

Correspondingly, the voice of the black cat on the other side of the phone was also cut off: "Is there something wrong with this?" It took a long time to hang up the previous time, why did you hang up so quickly this time, and you don't want to try again? ”

"Well, if you can't get through, don't try again." A little nervous and also looked at the black cat who made the call for the third time, ready to adjust the mode of the mobile phone, and he was a little excited, and accidentally threw the mobile phone to the ground, which happened to fall at the feet of the black cat.

"Now, your phone is ringing again, so you'd better pick it up...... Belch? The black cat picked up the phone, handed it to Kazuya, and reminded him kindly, and then, she was stunned, the black cat's eyes quickly enlarged, staring closely at the screen of the mobile phone in front of her, on the screen, the words "black cat - XXXXXXXXXXX" were particularly conspicuous.

"Damn it!" Kazuya looked at the black cat who was holding two mobile phones in surprise and compared them, and roared lightly.

"Senior, should you?" The black cat slowly raised its head, looked at Kazuya with an incredulous expression, and asked in shock.

"That, black cat, calm down, I didn't mean to lie to you."

"No, senior, you don't need to explain, I don't think I will believe your words, I didn't expect that you have lied to me like this for so long?"

"So, it's not what you think it is!" Kazuya's hands waved messily, signaling the black cat with a red glow in his eyes to calm down.

"I understand, I can understand, or I should have considered this possibility from the beginning, the problem is not all with you, but also with me."

"That, black cat? Sorry! ”

Finally, both of them shouted out at the same time

"This, black cat, I'm really sorry, I just pretended to be a girl to join your community just to help Kirino, I really don't have some other bad intentions for you, you must believe me!"

"I didn't expect the senior to be Xiao Hehe's brother! No wonder you have such a good relationship with Xiao Tongtong, isn't Xiao Hehe's legs good? So please come and meet me, don't you? ”

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

And after these words ended, the two of them were stunned at the same time.

"You mean, I'm the elder brother of Xiao Hehe?" Kazuya blinked and pointed at himself.

"What do you mean by seniors, you are Xiao Hehe?" The black cat also covered its mouth incredulously.

"Huh?"

"Ahh

Looking at the unpredictable expression in front of Kazuya's eyes for a long time, the black cat took out his mobile phone without saying a word and dialed a number: "Hello, is it the Chiba Prefectural Police Department?" Well, I caught a woman with a cosmigo here, and he also tried to join the women's SNS community to ......"

"It's okay, it's okay! Well, my sister has been saying something inexplicable lately to attract attention, so I'm bothering you! And also never expected that the first reaction of the black cat who learned the news turned out to be like this, he grabbed the phone in a panic, and he didn't see what was said clearly, and yelled at the words, and then, he saw the black cat's appearance of covering his mouth and snickering.

"Huh?" Kazuya glanced at the black cat's mobile phone and found that it didn't seem to show any call information.

"Okay, in this way, I really believe that my predecessors are Xiao He He, and in some anxious and crazy aspects, it is exactly the same as Xiao He He!" The black cat was now in more ways than just covering her mouth, she was now holding her stomach and hammering the table with both hands to show that she was feeling very funny now.

"So, in short, I was tricked by this little girl?" Glancing at the black cat who was already laughing straight, Kazuya suddenly felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee.

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So the last two chapters of a certain protagonist perfectly show how a fool can trap himself to death.