night

"Didi, Didi,"

Wang Sports took out his mobile phone for the eighth time and looked at it, a drop of cold sweat rarely appeared on his forehead, and the text message was sent in a tube, and the content was very simple, "I want you." ”

Wang Dazhui is not happy, this kid obviously promised to find a girlfriend this year, but it turned out to be 2/3 over, and there is no fart.

"Eat and eat, what kind of mobile phone are you playing? Take it, confiscate it. ”

"No." Wang Ti was a little nervous, if Wang Da Hammer knew about the existence of a tube, then he would be beaten.

"No way?" Wang Dazhui was stunned, and looked at Xiaomei in astonishment, he heard right? This kid dares to say Yamei Butterfly?

Xiaomei looked at her son with some concern, and said worriedly: "Sports, did you commit something?" Owed money? ”

Wang Tiyu shook his head, he couldn't say a complete word, he couldn't accept Zang Yitong's situation, let alone his parents.

"You bring it, hurry up, I'll say it three times." Wang Da Hammer scared him, of course, it can't be said to be a scare, and he will really stage a full martial arts after counting.

“1”

Wang Sports shuddered and handed it over, although he is now taller and stronger than Wang Da Hammer, but some things are not a joke, Wang Da Hammer's Qimen Sancai Knife is not a child like him.

"Hmph."

Wang Dazhui took the phone and fiddled with it, his eyes instantly straightened, and the text messages named "One Tube" were almost blinding him.

"This, this, this"

Seeing this, Xiaomei also stretched her neck curiously and looked over, and then she covered her mouth and looked at Wang Sports with a surprised face, happiness came too suddenly!

Wang Dazhui put his mobile phone on the dining table tremblingly, he took a deep breath and asked, "Sports, who is this tube?" Tell me about it. ”

Wang Tiyu knew that he couldn't hide, and said in a muffled voice: "Well, Yizhu is my ex-girlfriend." ”

"You're going to die for me!"

Wang Dazhui grabbed a bun and threw it out, the angle was very tricky, and went straight to Wang Tiyu's door.

How dare Wang Sports hide, not to mention that in his experience, he can't hide, so he can only close his eyes and get a bun.

"There's no hurry."

Xiaomei's hand grabbed the bun and blocked Wang Sports in front of him, and her posture was very handsome, but her hand was greasy and affected the beauty.

"Sports, tell us about it," Xiaomei asked as she wiped her hand on Wang Sports's body.

Wang Sports is such an honest person, Baba's just told what happened.

Wang Dazhui glanced at him with disgust when he heard this, hid on the sofa and scolded: "Perverted, you." ”

"I didn't know beforehand." Wang Sports felt that as a teacher, he should not bear the title of pervert.

Xiaomei pondered carefully, looked at the text messages again, and said, "Sledgehammer, don't rush to conclusions first, I think this little girl seems to have a heart." ”

"What's the heart? I can't take this thing anymore. Wang Dazhui hurriedly made a stand, he is also a very principled person, too high-end things to accept incompetence.

"But" Xiaomei glanced at him helplessly, and said entangledly: "But that's also a little girl, it's a ~female~ person." ”

Wang Dazhui pouted, the father and son were completely consistent in this point, and they resolutely did not make do.

Xiaomei sighed and slowly withdrew her wiped palm from Wang Tiyu's clothes.

"Ah!!!h

Lao Zang and his daughter-in-law listened to the screams of Zang Yitong in the room with worried faces.

Zang Yitong is so anxious in his heart, he doesn't answer the phone, he doesn't reply to the text message, is this going to kill me? But the more this happened, the more she was worried.

"DiDi Di Di"

A tube of girls heard the text messages and crawled to pick up the mobile phone that was thrown in the corner.

"One tube, people miss you."

Zang Yitong's eyelids jumped, this is her girlfriend Liu Shengnan, who is also her college classmate. I usually think it's pretty sweet, but now it's disgusting. She compared Liu Shengnan's soft belly with Wang Sports' iron-like abdominal muscles in her mind, and it was really hard!

"Don't be in contact, I don't like women anymore!"

After the successful delivery, Zang Yitong sobbed, she was not reluctant to sister, she was belated remorse

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Year 2 Class 1, Classroom,

"What about Wang Sports? Where did it go? ”

Li Jiani rubbed her stomach and complained, it stands to reason that he should have appeared at this time.

The lotus also lay listlessly on the table and stared at the door, expecting the rough little brother to come in with a fragrant meal.

"Don't wait, let's go out to dinner, shall we?" Li Jiani couldn't help it, when do you have to wait?

"What are you eating?" Lotus asked a little absent-mindedly, these shops near the school are basically tired of eating.

Li Jiani didn't want to eat nearby, she pondered for a while, and said, "Let's go eat spicy crayfish, shall we?" ”

"Huh?" The lotus flower came to her senses and wondered, "Where are you going to eat?" ”

"Middle Street, let's take a taxi."

Hearing this, he took out his pocket, took out a ten-dollar sheet and threw it on the table, and said, "That's all I have." ”

"No, I gave you fifty yuan yesterday, why is it ten yuan?" Li Jiani said as she rummaged through his empty pockets.

Lotus scratched her head and said helplessly: "Well, I bought food with Wang Sports yesterday, and fifty yuan is not enough!" ”

"Hmph,"

Li Jiani gave him a blank look, of course she didn't care about fifty yuan, she just enjoyed the process. And she didn't really sweep cleanly, but Lotus carried an Amex card with her.

"Alright, let's go!"

Li Jiani turned out the wallet and didn't look at it and was ready to flash, the wallet she is using now is still Mickey Mouse given to her by the lotus 3 years ago, the leather has been a little worn, but she is reluctant to change, not to mention that the lotus has been using it!

Lotus looked at the bulging light pink wallet with hot eyes, and his hand pinched his dry Mickey in his pocket, when did he start like this? He didn't know either, it seemed that he was controlled by Li Jiani as soon as he woke up.

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"Sports, can't you just give me a chance?"

Zang Yitong blocked Wang Sports in a no-man's corner, stared at him with squinting eyes, and said.

Wang Tiyu looked at her tangled, regretful and helpless, he said: "I like women."

"Am I not a woman? I used to be ignorant! ”

Zang Yitong was a little excited, how could he doubt his gender? It's not the same thing as sexual orientation! Phew, she's a soft girl now!

Wang Tiyu hesitated, but still shook his head and said, "One tube, I!" ”

"Look if I'm a woman!"

Zang Yitong took Wang Tiyu's big hand and pressed it on her chest and asked excitedly, her heart was so refreshing, a palm of this size is really different!!

Wang Sports was dumbfounded, this was the first time he had touched such a soft thing in 26 years, he subconsciously pinched it, and then two nosebleeds flowed out.

Zang Yitong was even more excited when he saw this, and the little bird pounced in Wang Tiyu's arms, and the two little hands dishonestly touched his rock-like body everywhere! It's so hard, it's so strong, and a tube of girls spurts out two nosebleeds when she touches them.

For a moment, both of them were a little dizzy, and they didn't know if it was because they were too happy or because they had lost too much blood, but they all looked like they were in a daze.

"Sports, let's not break up, okay?" Zang Yitong said in a greasy voice while lying in Wang Tiyu's arms with an intoxicated face.

"Uh," Wang Tiyu was still a little entangled, he thought for a while and asked, "Then you tell me all the situation, don't lie to me!" ”

How dare Zang Yitong hide it, he hurriedly told Wang Sports about his affairs from beginning to end, and emphasized that he was very "innocent" at the end

Wang Tiyu couldn't say whether he believed it or not, he looked at the little woman in front of him blankly.

Zang Yitong was excited again when he saw this, you didn't believe it? That's great!

"Woo woo, you don't believe me, go, I'll prove it to you!"

While acting, she pulled Wang Sports to the hotel of Day7 with a clear goal.

Prove? How to prove it? Where to proof? Wang Sports is not a scheming boy, how can he understand this. Before he knew it, he followed into the hotel, opened his room, and got on the elevator

In the room, under the dim light, Zang Yitong began to take off shyly, and Wang Sports looked at everything in front of him dumbfounded.

"I'm so full!"

Li Jiani looked at the mess on the table and sniffled, it was very spicy and spicy.

Lotus lazily sat on the chair and exhaled, the crayfish in this store are really good, not small, not the kind of street goods in the future at all.

"Oops!"

Li Jiani suddenly covered her mouth and screamed.

"What's wrong with you? Scratched up? Lotus looked at her nervously, Li Jiani was delicate, he was a baby.

"Toothache" Li Jiani seemed to be about to cry, and covered her left side of her face with a flat mouth.

As the saying goes, a toothache is not a disease, it hurts to kill. Seeing that cold sweat appeared on her forehead, Lotus quickly asked, "Why does it hurt?" Is it stimulated by food? ”

How could Li Jiani have the heart to answer this, she is almost irritable to death now, and the nerves of her teeth are stimulating her one by one, these seem to hurt or not, and the feeling of pain makes her almost crazy.

"Hurry up and help me figure it out!"

Li Jiani looked at him blankly, she was so scared, when she was a child, she also experienced toothache and tooth extraction, all of which are terrifying memories!

Way? Of course, there is a way, Lotus took her in her arms and slowly rubbed her ears, and asked, "Does it still hurt?" ”

"Huh?"

Li Jiani was pleasantly surprised to find that the strange sensation from the tooth nerve became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared!

"Does it still hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, how did you do it? What's going on? ”

Li Jiani is fiddling with the lotus hand over and over, this is also amazing!

Seeing that she didn't hurt, Lotus relieved her heart and said with a smile: "This is a little common sense in life, not only the ears, but also a lot of pain can be eliminated by massaging the ears." ”

Li Jiani suddenly realized when she heard this, and said: "No wonder you kissed my ears all the time, it turned out to be to relieve my pain!" ”

The lotus smiled weakly, I kissed your ear because it was right next to the mouth, this is the truth!