A small couple in front turned their heads, and the man didn't look Russian, although he was also blonde but looked a little different from the Russian. The woman had brown hair and some small freckles on her face.

The man looked at me expectantly, "Hey, are you Russians?" We are tourists from Italy, I'm Henry and she's Cantis. I've just heard you tell you about the Moskva River, right, I'm sorry I didn't eavesdrop on purpose, but the stories you tell are interesting. Can you say one more? ”

Catherine was a little embarrassed: "Sorry, there are only two stories I know about the Moskva River. ”

I smiled mysteriously, "Do you really want to hear the story?" I don't have a story about the Moskva River here, but I have a more fascinating story. The story takes place in the Kremlin. ”

Henry's eyes lit up, "That's great, can you tell me?" ”

I said sternly: "Sue sù you can." But this story is so wonderful that few people know it. So you have to make sure that you don't tell anyone about this story after you hear it. ”

Henry hurriedly said, "I promise God that I will never tell this story to a second person." ”

I shook my head, "I'm sorry Henry, I don't believe in God. After telling this story, you are to give me a credit fund of five hundred roubles per person, and if you break your agreement with me, I will burn it to ashes, burn my right hand with flames, swallow the ashes, and punish myself for believing the wrong person. ”

Henry and Candace glanced at each other, and Candace was a little wary: "You can't be a liar, right, the kind that specializes in cheating money?" “

I said angrily, "How is this possible! What can five hundred rubles do in Moscow? This is Moscow, not Siberia! Can you buy a big leba for five hundred rubles? No! The 500 rubles are just a guarantee of your credibility, and if you don't think my story is exciting, you can choose not to give this credibility fund! ”

Henry hurriedly said, "Hey, hey, don't get excited. Of course we believe you, and we will give it to you, but after you have finished your story. ”

I snorted and said reluctantly: "Have you been to Red Square and the Kremlin?" ”

Henry and Cantis nodded.

I asked, "Do you know that the waterway to the bottom of the Moskva River can enter the Kremlin?" ”

Henry pointed at Catherine and said, "Her story just told that. ”

Candace put on an impatient look.

I smiled and waved my hand, lowered my voice and said, "Don't worry. The story begins. On June 22, 1941, Nazi Germany, in violation of the Soviet-German Non-Aggression Pact, dispatched 190 divisions, 3,700 tanks, 4,900 aircraft, 47,000 artillery pieces and 190 warships, a total of 5.5 million men, divided into three army groups, and launched a surprise attack on the Soviet Union in the form of blitzkrieg from the northern, central, and southern directions, and the Soviet-German war broke out. At the beginning of the war, the Soviet Red Army lost ground and was defeated along the way. Relying on local superiority in strength and relatively advanced tactics, the German army drove straight into the Soviet Union and launched a pincer offensive in Minsk, Kiev and other places, massively annihilating the living forces of the Soviet Red Army, and penetrating an average of 600 kilometers into the territory of the Soviet Union. “

Until the Battle of Stalingrad broke out in June 1942, the German offensive was thwarted, and the two sides were locked in a stalemate in eastern Ukraine. The Soviet Red Army gradually took the initiative by virtue of its superiority in manpower and material resources, and in August 1943, it thwarted the last strategic offensive of the German army on the Eastern Front in the Battle of Kursk, and since then it has entered the stage of strategic counteroffensive. ”

"Now the question arises, why did the Soviet Union fail in the early stages of the war, and then defeat the enemy to the ground?"

Henry said: "I studied this history in college because of the strategic miscalculation of the Soviet war decision-makers and the low level of commanders and fighters of the Red Army after the "Great Purge". “

I shook my head, "Wrong, because of the Soviet Godzilla plan at the time." ”

Cantis was obviously fascinated by the story and couldn't help but ask, "Godzilla Project? Isn't Godzilla a monster from the movies? ”

"No, no, no, the name Godzilla was first coined by a German doctor of biology named Bush Wassold, who developed a biological hormone that could make Komodo dragons grow rapidly. That's why he came up with the Godzilla Project. But Hitler did not like this plan, so he went to the Soviet Union in a fit of rage. ”

Henry hurriedly asked, "Then what is Project Godzilla?" ”

"Raise a large number of huge Komodo dragons, tame them, and make them a source of meat and weapons of war. Do you know how big a Godzilla is, although it is not as exaggerated as in the movie, it is also more than five meters long, and more importantly, because of growth hormone, Godzilla grows fast, produces a lot of meat, and is an excellent source of meat. ”

"Dr. Bush Wassoud soon received support from the Soviet Union when he arrived in the Soviet Union and opened the Shiyàn Room and Godzilla Farm in a top-secret location. No one knows exactly where that place is, but when the first Godzilla grew up, Dr. Bush Wasshod soon discovered a fatal problem: Godzilla's meat was too coarse and had a very bad taste, and it could even be said to be as difficult to swallow as sandpaper. Later, Dr. Bush Wassold discovered a solution to this problem, which was to feed the blood of the young Godzilla without breastfeeding. Godzilla, who is fed human blood, not only has a delicate flesh, but also has a significant increase in IQ, which can better play the role of a war weapon. ”

Cantice exclaimed: "So the Soviet Union deliberately let the German army in?!" ”

"That's right, after every war, the Soviet Union will send people to secretly collect human blood, and then send it to Godzilla Farm by a mysterious unit codenamed 845. At that time, the upper echelons of Russia were proud to eat Godzilla's meat, and there was even a saying that the head of the silver carp, the waist of the carp, and the skull of Godzilla could not be wanted. It's said that Godzilla's head is the worst thing to eat. ”

Henry couldn't help but say, "But what does this have to do with the Kremlin's waterways?" ”

"Don't worry. The story is not over, just as Dr. Bush Wassold betrayed Germany, there is also a military expert named Andrei Hushuo Tyrant on the Soviet side, who also betrayed the Soviet Union. He was originally a military adviser to the Soviet leadership and lived in the Kremlin at the outbreak of the war. He advocated defeating his opponent from the front, not relying on Godzilla. But the Soviet leader did not agree with him, and later he secretly escaped from the Kremlin through the guò waterway, and broke the news to Germany. ”

When Germany learned of this, they immediately sent special forces to find Godzilla and blew it up, and Dr. Bush Wassold died in the explosion. The Soviet Union was angry about this, so it fought the Battle of Stalingrad. ”

Henry and Candace were already dumbfounded, "It's amazing, there is such a wonderful story." ”

The boat happened to stop at the dock, and I stood up with a smile, "Okay, my story is done." It's time for me to go, too. “

Henry hurriedly took out a thousand rubles and handed it to me, and said solemnly to me: "This story is so wonderful, please rest assured, I will never tell this story to the second person." This is my credit fund and that of Cantis. ”

Cantis nodded repeatedly.

I smiled and took the money and went ashore, and when the boat was gone, I heard a burst of laughter from Ekaterina

"Hahahahaha Andrei Hushuo domineering military advisor? If I didn't know Chinese, I almost cheated on you, you're really bad. ”

I smiled and put a thousand rubles in my pocket, "One word, I will too." Let's go, please go eat. “

"A Tao? Does this have anything to do with a book of the Tao? Isn't Ichido a company in Japan? “

"No, I mean serious nonsense."