Chapter 138: Your Mouth and Hands Are So White (Part I)
I was stunned, "I'll chase you for the next five days?" ”
Xiao Yayun smiled and gestured to me to cheer, "Yes, the timer will start tomorrow." Come on, look forward to your watch. ”
I'm looking forward to your watermelon rind! Shouldn't the script be that the girl burst into tears and then promised me that then my sister and I will live a happy life without shame or shame from now on! Where did this sudden turn of God come from, I'll make up!
Xiao Yayun smiled: "Think about it, what to do." Mind you, there is a chance of failure, so take it seriously. By the way, I'll be in my dorm room for the next few days. ”
I was stunned again, "Living in a dormitory?" You don't live in a black friend's house anymore? ”
Xiao Yayun glanced at me, "Have you ever seen a girl who has not yet decided on a relationship will live in the same room as a boy, but they are very reserved." ”
Hehe, I'm reserved for your watermelon rind
Looking at Xiao Yayun, who turned around and left with Yueji, I sighed helplessly, yes, I have something to do tonight, let's go see how those Internet masters chase girls.
Half an hour later, Chu Cheng's house.
I looked at Chu Cheng and Turin, who were sitting on the sofa with flushed faces, and said helplessly: "If you want to laugh, laugh, give me an idea as soon as you laugh." ”
Turin couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and burst out laughing, "Hahahaha, if you want me to say that you deserve it." How can anyone confess now, Yayun only let you chase her for five days, and didn't let her chase her for five months or more. ”
I helplessly spread my hands and said a little frantically: "Then what can I do, it's better to fold flowers now than nothing." I'd rather fucking five months, five days, I can't learn it now. ”
Chu Cheng and Turin laughed for five minutes before calming down, Chu Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes while handing over his mobile phone with the other hand, "You are different from me, I have come to Japan for a long time, you are the active type, I can only help you get here, and study hard here." ”
"What's this?"
I took the phone suspiciously, glanced at the phone screen, "Pickle girl one hundred and eight style?" I can rely on it, where did you get this thing? ”
Chu Cheng's face was full of pride, and his tail was about to rise to the sky, "Of course, I collected it in the past, and it brings together the most useful tricks of pickling girls in ancient and modern times, at home and abroad, and learning this one and a half tricks, what Xiao Yayun is not a problem at all." That's what I relied on back then."
Turin said coldly, "What about this?" The game flowers and thousands of flowers do not stick to the leaves? ”
Chu Cheng's arrogance weakened suddenly, and he looked at Turin with a pale face and stammered, "No, no." How can it? ”
Turin looked at Chu Cheng with a smile on his face, and there was a terrifying coldness in his eyes, "You'd better tell me about this one hundred and eight style of yours tonight." ”
I glanced at Chu Cheng sympathetically, and ran directly to the side bedroom on the grounds of going back to the room to study this pickle girl one hundred and eight style, leaving the living room for these two guys who would break out at any time.
The moment I walked into the room and closed the door, I clearly heard a terrible scream from my black friend in the living room.
The next morning, classroom 823.
After yesterday's incident, these guys have settled down a lot today, and they all put on the appearance of good babies who are humble and studying. I didn't embarrass them, and after spending three classes peacefully, like yesterday, I watched them leave, and then Xiao Yayun and I turned off the lights and left.
After the last student left, Xiao Yayun sat in her position and didn't get up, looking at me with a smile on her face, "The timer can start, have you thought about what to do?" ”
I rolled my eyes and figured out what to do. What an international joke! Yesterday, buddy stayed up until the early hours of the morning to study the one hundred and eight style of the pickled girl, although he only remembered three tricks when he got up this morning
The first move, go straight to the point!
I slowly walked in front of Xiao Yayun, slowly bent down, and began to recall the key to this trick in my mind, straight into it, but with unparalleled temperament and charming voice, coupled with sincere words, to impress the supreme tricks of girls, derivative tricks have a series of wall knocks, leg knocks and so on.
Looking at Xiao Yayun affectionately, I slowly said the words I thought of last night, "Since I first saw you, my heart has suddenly not been calm, I began to be unable to control my heart, a heart belongs to you, I can't help falling in love with you, maybe I don't have a place in your heart, but my heart doesn't have a place not for you, maybe this is love." Today I can finally muster up the courage to say this to you, be my girlfriend, okay? ”
Xiao Yayun's face turned red and pushed me away.
My heart is not shocked and happy, isn't this what the cheats say about refusing and welcome, it seems that there is a play!
Xiao Yayun glanced at me and lightly opened her lips, "Do you know that this classroom is not air-conditioned, so it's very hot, okay?" ”
Ga?
It's hot?!
What the hell is it so hot! Can you follow the script, I'll make it up! Shouldn't you nod your head and say yes after you want to refuse! What do you mean by looking disgusted!
Xiao Yayun then stabbed me a second time, "Also, what you said is too fake." If it's really like you say, then I'm still chasing you for five years? We were together in high school, okay. Next next, this one fails. ”
I said stiffly: "Maybe I'm thin-skinned and embarrassed to show my heart?" ”
Xiao Yayun made a vomiting motion, "Don't take out anything you don't have, okay." In any case, this announcement failed, hurry up to the next next. ”
I was unwilling to whisper, "The next one is the next, do you learn this trick when you are a buddy?" ”
"What are you talking about?"
"Nothing."
I hurriedly shook my head, turned around and walked to the podium, opened my bag, and took out a music box.
The second trick is to be small and big!
Looking at the music box in my mind with the explanation of the trick slowly emerged - this move is the highest success rate in the one hundred and eight styles of pickling girls, the key is to grasp the preferences of the girl, in exchange for the intimacy of the girl by sending small things, supplement, this trick is suitable for people with a certain economic strength, the higher the economic strength, the higher the success rate.
I handed the music box to Xiao Yayun and said slowly: "There is a song in this music box that I played myself, and I miss you very much recently." I hope you understand my heart. ”
Xiao Yayun turned out to be a music box, "I miss you so much?" Why isn't beyond like you? Isn't this more straightforward? ”
I rolled my eyes, "I want to like you, too, but I can't learn it in one night!" The limit of my study in one night is so much that I miss you here, so don't you choose, okay? ”
Xiao Yayun nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, this one is much better than the previous one." ”
"So you said yes?"
Xiao Yayun shrugged her shoulders and picked up the music box and shook it at me, "I didn't say that, it's just an improvement from the previous one." Let me say yes, it's not enough. ”
I took a deep breath and walked out of the classroom without saying a word.
"Where are you going?"
I didn't feel angry and said, "Eat!" Fight again in the afternoon! ”