"Tang Zui, why do you have so few manuscripts!" Dong Shanshan said after reading Tang Zui's manuscripts, "I thought you had many manuscripts?" Watching you upload five chapters and ten chapters every day, hey! You're really, you don't have to save the manuscript and upload so much, see what if you don't save the manuscript by then! ”

Dong Shanshan's tone was a little harsh, stern like a little girl was coquettish to her boyfriend, but neither of the two parties noticed it.

"It's okay! I write very fast, and I can write about 10 chapters a day. Tang Zui put down his phone and said to Dong Shanshan.

"Tang drunk, are you kidding?" Dong Shanshan heard Tang Zui's words and said in disbelief.

Tang Zui shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "Why am I lying to you?" Brother's coquettishness, you little girl doesn't know how to drop, quack! ”

After Dong Shanshan heard Tang Zui's words, she laughed out loud and said, "Tang Zui, you're too funny, aren't you?" "Brother's coquettishness, you don't understand", haha, you are really a good mouthful! ”

Tang was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, it turned out that there was no such sentence in this world.

"Tang drunk, if you scold them like this, I believe that you are definitely the most powerful scolding master, haha!" Dong Shanshan covered her stomach and said jokingly.

However, his words woke up Tang Zui, just his sentence "A dog can't spit out ivory" is a classic, after such scolding words came out, some passers-by not only did not hack him, but a large number of people supported him, he didn't think much about it at the time, but now after Dong Shanshan's reminder, he suddenly felt that this seemed to be a good way.

Immediately, he laughed and said, "Shanshan, I found that you are simply my lucky star!" Ha ha! I love you so much! Quack! ”

After Dong Shanshan heard Tang Zui's words, she was stunned at first, and then her face turned red!

Qin Xiulian had just walked outside the door at the moment, holding a plate of fruit in her hand, and just wanted to knock on the door, she heard Tang Zui's voice, especially Tang Zui's sentence "I love you to death", she was also stunned there, but then a satisfied smile appeared on her face, and she thought in her heart: "This stinky boy, it's really enlightened, giggles, it's worthy of being my son, even the confession is so domineering!" ”

Then she directly gave up her plan to send fruit to the room, quietly retreated to the living room, walked straight to the balcony, took out her mobile phone, and dialed Tang Rushan's phone, she wanted to tell her wife the good news.

If Tang Zui knew his mother's thoughts, it is estimated that he would be petrified on the spot!

"Shanshan, what's wrong with you, is the heating in the room too hot, why is your face so red?"

Tang asked inexplicably.

Dong Shanshan: "....."

Tang Zui continued to ask, "Ahhh You can't get sick, right? Let me touch my forehead and see if it's burning? As he spoke, he stood up and walked towards Dong Shanshan, and he really stretched out his hand and touched Dong Shanshan's forehead.

Dong Shanshan was still in the circle at the moment, until Tang Zui's hand touched her forehead.

When Tang Zui's hand touched her forehead, Dong Shanshan's body tensed in an instant, and she even held her breath!

She's stupid!

Tang Zui didn't know what to do, he reached out and touched Dong Shanshan's forehead, and said, "I'll go, I really have a fever!" ”

Dong Shanshan hurriedly shook her head, vigorously denied it, and said, "I... I'm fine, it's just... It's just that I'm a little unwell, and I... I'll go home first! ”

After finishing speaking, Dong Shanshan immediately left Tang Zui's room without looking back.

Because Tang Drunk's mother Qin Xiulian was still on the phone with Tang Rushan, Dong Shanshan did not encounter obstacles, she said hello to Qin Xiulian and left in a hurry.

Tang Zui looked strange, he shook his head, and no longer thought about anything else, but began to open Weibo intently, ready to scold.

But before that, he temporarily recalled the quotation about swearing, and it was a quotation from two worlds.

After reminiscing, Tang Zui found that the scolding words in this world are really too low, they are all similar to "stupid. Forced", "stupid", "neurotic", etc., and other low-tech words, which made him speechless, he thought about the classic national scolding in his hometown, and compared the two, and made a judgment.

Tang Zui was very satisfied with this, a satisfied smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, this war didn't seem to be as difficult as he imagined.

Just do it, Tang Zui has already decided, if those guys still hold on, he doesn't mind giving them a lesson, let them know what the highest level of scolding is.

opened Weibo, and it was the same as he imagined, with a scolding:

Chen Bingsheng: "Tang Drunken Child, it's really shameless!" People like you are simply scoundrels! ”

Zhang Xin: "Tang drunk, you dare to insult me and others!" Shameless! Villain! Rogue! Stupid! ”

Wang Yu: "Tang drunk, your uncle!" ”

“......”

In addition, there are some people who have a good relationship with Wang Yu on the vertex network also began to denounce Tang Zui on Weibo, and some of their fans began to denounce Tang Zui on a large scale, and because Tang Zui and Dong Shanshan were talking just now, they disappeared for a period of time, which made Chen Bingsheng and others more and more arrogant, because they thought that Tang Zui was already scared, so they spoke more unscrupulously.

After Tang Zui saw it, he almost smashed the phone in anger, but because the phone was more expensive, he endured it.

However, although he did not smash his mobile phone, he chose to update Weibo, and the text of Weibo is the classic national scolding in the classics:

"@陈炳生, @张新...., I think people like you are typical people who lack calcium since childhood, lack love when they grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love!"

When Tang Zui updated this sentence on Weibo, some sharp-eyed people found out and began to call friends: "Tang Zui updated Weibo!" The scolding war is about to begin! ”

"Tang drunk updated Weibo, go and watch!"

....

As everyone rushed to tell each other, it didn't take long for a large number of people to watch the excitement, but when these people saw Tang Zui's words, they didn't know why, so someone asked:

"Teacher Tang, what do you mean by that!"

"Teacher Tang asks for an answer!"

"Solve!"

.....

Tang Zui looked at everyone's comments, the coldness on his face became even worse, and he continued to update:

"Because you people are born cucumbers, and you don't shoot! The day after tomorrow is a walnut, owing a hammer! Life is a broken motorcycle, owe kicking! Finding a daughter-in-law is also a screw, under-screwed! ”

After Tang drunk sent it, the onlookers looked stupid, what he said was too bad! Amazing! It's so cool! So in Tang Zui's comments, they are all knees in one place:

"O great god! I'm on my knees! ”

"Teacher Tang, I finally know that there are people outside the world now, please take my knees!"

"Teacher Tang is really a great god! Kneel! ”

.....

After Chen Bingsheng and the others saw it, they almost fainted, when had they ever seen such a scolding person, this is simply scolding the dead and not paying for their lives!

For Chen Bingsheng and others, this day is definitely a lingering nightmare for them, and now is only the beginning of the nightmare.

After Tang drunk and scolded, it didn't seem to be enjoyable, he ignored the reactions of the sunspots on the other side, and continued to update:

"I wondered, you said that I didn't want to deal with you in the first place, and deliberately left you two chances, and you don't even know how to cherish it, so you have to let me scold you, I really want to ask you seriously."

The text of Weibo ends here, and the onlookers know that it is not over yet, and really, after two minutes, Tang Zui's Weibo was updated again:

"Why don't you understand what I taught you? People like you, I can only say this, if one day, when a senior master teaches you martial arts, your choice will definitely not be a sword, but a sword! If you learn the sword, you will learn the sword, if you don't learn the sword, you have to learn the sword; If you don't learn the golden sword, you have to learn the silver sword, hey! At this point, I finally know why you are like this. ”

Onlookers: "Why! ”

Tang drunk: "You guys learn so fast!" For example, you geniuses have reached the highest level of learning swords in just a few decades - the unity of man and sword, congratulations, you have the opportunity to be called the glorious title of 'sword man'! ”

The onlookers were crazy, but the people on the other side were silent.

However, Tang Zui is still updating Weibo:

"Hey! There is still more than a month, and it is about to pass New Year's Day, Tang is not talented, a couplet is sent to you, let's not scold and fight anymore, isn't it good to have a happy New Year's Day? I hope you all keep to yourself, okay! Don't talk nonsense, Tang someone won't say much, the couplet is as follows, I wish you all a happy New Year's Day in advance! ”

As soon as the onlookers saw Tang Zui's Weibo, they left messages one after another:

"Hey! It's still Mr. Tang's magnanimity, obviously in the upper hand, but he took the initiative to admit defeat and send couplets to say hello, such a measure, I Huang someone admires! ”

..... (11,010 comments omitted)

"This time, I see who else dares to say that Teacher Tang is a scumbag!"

"That's it, Mr. Tang...."

Before the benevolent brother finished speaking, he was directly petrified, because some people had already copied Tang Zui's couplet to the comment area, and it happened to be seen by him.

"Shanglian: The tree does not have bark, it will surely die;

Downlink: People are shameless, and the world is invincible

Horizontal batch: people are invincible if they are cheap"