"Good evening to the English Premier League viewers in front of the TV, and welcome to the Premier League Friday Season brought to you by Shaun Ledley. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Sean Ridley was originally just an intern director of Sky TV, but he used his spare time to collect various video materials to make a small column every Friday, but he didn't expect that after the program began to be broadcast on the TV station, it was warmly welcomed by the audience, which made Sean Ridley not only quickly become a regular employee of Sky TV, but also made him a popular host of the audience, this small column has been done for four years now, Every weekend at 5pm, there are many spectators looking forward to the Premier League's top five of the week.

"Fifth, first of all, I have to give you a big recommendation for Han Liu, who is probably the best basketball player among football players, although at first I thought he was just a 'jersey seller', but now I think I should check my eyes, or check my head, well, yes, but I think Ferguson 'quasi-jazz' may have that idea too. Let's start with the goal, you might think I'm humiliating the intelligence of the crowd by putting such a simple header in fifth place, but if you know that the scorer had only played a professional football game before this game and that he was playing as a midfielder in this game, I don't think anyone would be surprised. It was a classic, powerful header from an English centre-forward and Liu gave us a taste of the sheer strength and physical talent that if it weren't for his skin, I would have thought I was watching Shearer score. The reason why Sean Ledley can be loved by many people with this short ten-minute show is that he has a very interesting way of commenting, unlike the previous Premier League hosts, Shaun's commentary is very self-deprecating and group ridicule.

"Fourth, it's still an Oriental guy who plays better basketball than football, uh, sorry, maybe you think his football should be better than basketball after watching this goal. Please look at the picture, this is an unconventional long-range shot, when there is still nearly thirty meters away from the goal, Liu single-knife, but he chose to shoot directly, the huge shooting power made the Leicester City goalkeeper have no reaction, or he didn't expect this guy to shoot 'three-point', uh, sorry, I remembered Liu's three-point performance I watched before, it was as wonderful as this goal, but will I let the boss fire me squid if I explain it like this, I'm a serious football commentary. ”

"The third goal was a free-kick from David Beckham...... Wait, I was wrong, damn it, why is he again, why is he wearing an Arsenal shirt, this movement, this footwork, it's completely David, although it seems that the person who shoots is a little taller than David. Oh God, I'm going to have to check the information of this Oriental man to see if he is related to David, or to see if David has Oriental ancestry, I hope that the David fans who watched my show don't smash the glass of my house after this show, for David is English, I raise all four limbs in favor, okay, I lift all five limbs. Shaun Ridley has been attacked by fans of players he has mocked for his show, and it is said that at most the glass of his house was smashed five times a month.

"The second goal, okay, look at the picture first, it's, uh, damn, it's that 'bald' (Barthez) on the pitch, oh, sorry, I think I got the video wrong, this is a scene from the '97 Confederations Cup final, Robert Carlos shot a brilliant free-kick with his left foot, and although they lost 3-0 to the same opponent in the '98 World Cup, Carlos' free-kick left a deep impression on everyone. Now let's look at the second goal, uh, why does it feel so familiar, it's this guy again, is he an imitation fanatic, does he want to imitate all the stars with their characteristic free kicks? It's not good, but his goal is as high as Carlos, and even better than Carlos in terms of ball speed, after all, he is much better than Carlos physically, well, I mean I don't look down on that short man of 1.68 meters. "There is no good feeling for the Brazilian English, although there is no grudge between them, but the English fans do not agree with the Brazilian style.

"For the first goal, I admit that after this episode I may be investigated by MI5 [British intelligence], and they may think that I am a communist, or that I have received some bribes from the East, but I still think this is the best goal of the day, even though I don't even know who it should be. It's still the familiar tall Oriental, well, at least today, it's familiar, Arsenal played a wonderful team match, their two newcomers Thierry Henry and Liu, and the veteran Dutchman Bergkamp had a wonderful combination, although this time Liu almost didn't touch the ball in the process, but I think at least 90% of the credit for this goal is on his head, first two consecutive crotch leaks, he was familiar with his teammates' running in just three games, Then came the best scene, when Liu used his skillful acting skills to teach all the Academy Award Best Actor and British Academy Award Best Actor a vivid lesson in front of the goalkeeper, and even our sideline cameras were tricked by him, the poor Derbyshire goalkeeper and defender, who watched the football roll into the goal at five kilometers per hour. ”

"Okay, that's it for this episode, then, I'm going to have to get out of here, I want to see if my account has been frozen by those MI5 bastards. See you next week, friends, uh, maybe I'll be away next week. ”

Liu Han scored a goal again in the second round of the Premier League, and the wonderful team goal was finally counted on the Dutchman, after all, Liu Han did not touch the ball throughout the whole game, but this did not prevent Liu Han from becoming the new favorite of the Premier League after just three games, fans appreciate his excellent free kicks and strong physical fitness, and the managers of various teams are even more envious of Wenger's bold signing of such a guy with a high ball quotient, there will be no shortage of such a person in any team, because they are very clear about their ability and positioning, At the same time, he will use the situation on the pitch to create chances, which is the manager's favorite player. (To be continued.) )