Chapter 314: Saint Dan
People have bad luck, for example, when they want to drink boiling water, they choke on water, when they want to eat meat, when they want to eat meat, they find out that their aunt is coming, and when they want to come to the Eye of God, they go undercover and meet an acquaintance, or an acquaintance with a different class position.
In the future, when encountering major events, you should first turn over the old yellow calendar or ask a gentleman to calculate a hexagram, such as what day is suitable for applying for a job, what day is suitable for marriage, and what day is suitable for turning over the sheets.
"Chu Da bodyguard, why are you here?" Leng Xing's figure flashed, and he was not worried about shocking the world, he had already arrived at Chu Nan's side.
"Work-study, isn't this popular now!" Chu Nan pretended to be calm and said that he had said that he had worked many times, and his face had thickened a lot, so he could only use this reason.
"Didn't you send the order last time, and what kind of work-study are you doing?" Leng Xing smiled innocently and looked straight at Chu Nan, as if he wanted to see Chu Nan through.
"Hey! I mentioned what happened last time, and I was in tears when I talked about it too much...... I offended a lot of heroes, and later I found out that the relics were fake. Later, I didn't get any pay, that little witch is really a cheat! Chu Nan sighed and said, what he said was half-true, the relics were fake, but the little witch who paid others still made it as usual.
If you are half-true, it is the most difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood, and even Leng Xing, who is extremely scheming, began to be skeptical: "Then you can continue to be a bodyguard, what kind of work are you doing here!" The money you get for a single bodyguard is often worth your entire life here. ”
"I ...... Don't hide it from Brother Leng, oh, no, it's Leng ~ long. I've lost all my skills since I came back from the Moon Eater Cave, and I can't be a bodyguard anymore, so I'd better earn some money to maintain my studies. Chu Nan pretended to have a decadent expression.
"What, you've lost your power?" As soon as Leng Xing took Chu Nan's hand, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, revealing a look of sudden realization.
"That's it, Brother Chu, you and I are old friends, I made an exception to recruit you." Leng Xing waved his hand and said boldly, I don't know whether to sympathize with Chu Nan or want to test Chu Nan.
"No, no, Leng Bu~ Chief, I want to prove myself with my own strength, please be sure to treat everyone equally." Chu Nan stood up and said respectfully, "It's just ......"
"Just what, you just say it."
"It's just...... You also know that I am still a student in school, if I am lucky to pass the second round of assessment, I will have to trouble the cold department~ The long time to schedule my working hours in the evening, and only two hours, do you think this will be done? It doesn't matter if the salary is low, as long as the money earned can make a living. ”
"Well, since you insist on proving your abilities, I won't stop you. Regarding the time of work, I will personally greet the deputy director of the development department~ later, so you can rest assured. You are welcome to come to the personnel department ~ long room to drink tea and chat at any time. Leng Xing smiled again, very brightly.
Behind the bright smile is schadenfreude, it turns out that he has really lost his skills, and he is so depressed that he doesn't even have living expenses, come on, come into the company, see how Lao Tzu slowly messes with you, and let you taste the methods of our cold-blooded sect.
In the second round of assessment room, the actual operation of the computer, the same programming design, to see who completes faster, and the top five stay.
Chu Nan was secretly glad while operating, glad that he had studied with Xiaoyan for a week, and five minutes later, Chu Nan finished it, ranking second, and the first place was an experienced old programmer about thirty years old, who jumped from another company.
Competition is always like this, survival of the fittest, but as long as it is fair competition, no one complains about anything if it fails, if you really want to complain, you can only complain about why you didn't work hard. At around four o'clock, only Zhang Shijie and Leng Xing were left in the huge conference room of the personnel department, and there were still five programmers who had just been successfully recruited.
The five successful programmers, four men and one woman, including Chu Nan, all looked full of spring breeze and ambition. Finally entered the long-awaited Eye of God group, and it was time for him to show his skills. Yes, the Eye of God is so in their imagination.
But many things are not what you imagine to be what they are, and although phenomena are manifestations of essence, phenomena are often used to confuse people. What happened next made the five of them completely shocked, and finally fully understood the meaning of God in the eyes of God.
The next thing is actually very simple, first of all, Leng Xing sent them five employment contracts, and they all excitedly signed their names. Then Leng Xing gave each of them another pill, which was fragrant and refreshing. In Leng Xing's words, "This is the best tonic, and it is also a gift from the company to every new development department, ensuring that you are in good spirits every day after eating." ”
Chu Nan is a fan of martial arts, and he is familiar with the Demon Sect's method of controlling its followers, which is to give poison to everyone, and then reward the antidote every month or year. And Leng Xing is a member of the Cold-Blooded Sect, and the Cold-Blooded Sect is one of the three major demon sects.
So Chu Nan hesitated slightly, but still swallowed it like everyone else. According to the experience of Purple Fox Villa, after being reborn, he may be an invulnerable body, and even if he is really poisoned, isn't there a love, and the divine doctor should be able to handle everything.
Leng Xing made sure that the five of them had eaten Shengdan, and he smiled again, and then asked Zhang Shijie, deputy director of the development department~ to speak.
"I am Zhang Shijie, the deputy director of the development department~, first of all, I would like to warmly welcome you to officially join the development department, the core department of the Eye of God. Secondly, I would like to send a warm reminder, what you just ate is a holy pill, only people with certain qualifications can take it, after eating it, you are guaranteed to be refreshed within a year, and you won't even sneeze, but ......"
Zhang Shijie paused and continued: "But what about this holy pill, you must take one pill every year, otherwise it will flow backwards within 24 hours, the whole body will be convulsed~ convulsions, the muscles and bones will be broken, and the seven holes will bleed to death." And within a few minutes of death, the deceased will turn into a puddle of water......"
The five programmers who had just successfully applied for the job, including Chu Nan, were completely shocked, and the happy hearts that had just drifted in heaven fell into the eighteenth layer of hell in an instant, but they could only smile on their faces, their lives were in the hands of God, what else could they say!
God's Eye, what a~~ pit daddy!
"Although the medical skills of this era are a little more advanced, I am sorry to tell you that the medicinal properties of Shengdan cannot be detected by any hospital in the world, let alone detoxify, if you don't believe it, you can try it." Zhang Shijie's words were full of awe, "But we can rest assured, as long as we work hard and behave well, our young master will be responsible for sending us a holy pill every year!" ”