Seeing that the girl was leaving, the two pulled her left and right: "Add a little more, and 40 will be sold to you." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"I'm still a student, I really don't have any money, you don't believe you can search me!"

The girl looked at them slyly, and really spread out her hands, wanting the two to search their bodies, but they couldn't do such a thing, so they could only choose to believe it, and sighed: "30 is 30, it's good to open." You pick a color. ”

"What about mirrors? I'm going to put it on and see how it works! ”

“……”

The two of them are empty-handed, where did the mirror come from?

A car parked on the side of the road not far away, Zhang Yixing pointed at it and said, "Let's borrow its rearview mirror to see it......"

Seeing these two inexperienced stupid sellers, the girl was already laughing almost out of breath, when she came just now, she saw the vj in front of her, and also saw the scene of Teddy dragging away the screaming chicken, and now she knows that these two people are Yang An and Zhang Yixing, of course, they are tossing their favorite stars to their heart's content.

The first business was tossed for ten minutes, and it was finally closed with the help of the rearview mirror of someone's private car.

"Give you money."

The girl took out thirty yuan from her pocket, and she really only brought so much, when Yang An took the money and kept expressing her gratitude, she didn't expect the girl to take out a 20 from another pocket, and smiled slyly: "Forget it, look at you guys so pitiful, 50 is 50, this is really my last pocket money~~"

Routine!

A counter-offer routine!

Now the girls are all cunning and cunning......

It's just that Yang An and Zhang Yixing were so moved that they had nothing to say, and Zhang Yixing's voice was almost choked: "Sister, you are really good." ”

Yang An also sighed: "People and people are to be sincere, I never bargain when I buy things, and I feel so warm when I meet customers who don't bargain." ”

The girl wore earmuffs, hugged the two with a smile, and encouraged: "Come on, two brothers!" ”

"Let's do it together!"

Both of them nodded, and Zhang Yixing said: "My sister is so good, let's sign a photo for her, it's not against the rules, right?" ”

Yang An thought for a while: "This shouldn't be considered to be using the identity of an artist to make money, it doesn't matter!" Girl, did you bring our pictures? ”

The girl giggled: "You two are too narcissistic, right, who brings your photos all day long?" ”

This crit ......

Yang An sighed: "I found that as long as you don't ridicule us, you are the best sister in the world, even if you don't sign a photo, we won't bring a photo when we go out, let's take a photo!" ”

The girl was embarrassed: "I still use Nokia, I can't take pictures......"

Seeing that the girl really took out a straight Nokia, the two really believed it, this is really a poor student, in the era when everyone popularizes smartphones, there are still people who use Nokia? Is this sentimental? No, it should be really poor!

Yang An suddenly made a decision, he took out a pair of women's gloves and handed them over: "I don't think it's easy for you, let's give this pair of gloves to you, Yixing, do you agree?" ”

Zhang Yixing also nodded: "Yes, anyway, the purchase price of a pair of gloves is less than 10 yuan......

Yang An was furious: "You are stupid! If we say anything, how else do we do business? ”

The girls all squatted down with laughter, took their gloves and complained, "Humph! Fooling me with 10 pieces of stuff for 20 dollars, you two are really enough! ”

Ahhh

Both of them are about to collapse, unfavorable and unfavorable, everything is not good, pig teammates, sparse dialogue, almost idiot-like sales experience, the two of them have nowhere to hide, after sending the girl away, quickly leave and change positions, lest the children go back later, and call her and a group of classmates to watch, it will be a shame and a miserable shame!

After the opening, good luck seemed to come, there was an aunt in front of her granddaughter who was scattered, and she happened to see the earmuff hairpins and gloves that the two were holding in their hands, and the granddaughter pointed at them, and shouted in a milky voice: "Grandma, I want that ......"

The aunt is also familiar with herself, and asked, "Do you sell these earmuffs?" ”

The two were overjoyed: "Sell!" Sell! With such cute earmuffs, your granddaughter must look good in it! ”

The aunt smiled and asked, "How much is it?" Yang An, don't pretend, I recognize it, I'm too familiar with your voice! ”

Yang An couldn't cry or laugh, so he simply took off his mask and honestly admitted: "Yes, yes, I'm experiencing life, come, uncle hug, it's as cute as Xiaoyin!" ”

Seeing Yang An, who was holding her granddaughter, the aunt was even happier: "Really? Is it as beautiful as Xiaoyin? ”

Yang An likes children very much, and the little girl actually took the initiative to kiss his face, which made him laugh: "Beautiful, so beautiful!" And it's so clingy~~"

Zhang Yixing took the opportunity to say next to him: "Grandma, 100 earmuffs each, this is the same style as Zhao Liying." ”

Aunt is happy to pay for it, she can be on camera, let alone 100, she is willing to pay for 200, she is willing!

Unexpectedly, Yang An turned around and glared at him: "100? You've opened this mouth too! ”

Zhang Yixing misunderstood: "Oh, it's 150 a, I'm sorry, I misremembered the price." ”

Yang An put the earmuffs on the little girl's head and praised it: "Little Zhao Liying, do you see it?" It's beautiful! It's not 150, it's not 100, good goods are given to people who are destined, and we will give you these earmuffs for free! ”

Zhang Yixing's mouth has become an O-shape, free of charge? He only saw Yang An kissing the little girl's face again, and was full of praise: "It feels like holding Xiaoyin, it feels so good, but now that Xiaoyin has grown up, I can't hold it." ”

Auntie giggled beside her: "If you like it, come here and hug her more." ”

Zhang Yixinghu asked: "She won't be your ...... in exile among the people"

"What nonsense! I just love kids. ”

Yang An was really convinced, glared at him, and the aunt wiped her tears next to her with a smile, and before leaving, she just stuffed a 100 sheet into Yang An's hand: "How can there be free gifts?" You've worked hard, and you've got paid, right? ”

The two of them were overjoyed, they were really a solid-eyed aunt, Yang An kept waving his hand: "Yes, yes, what you said is so right, there is a reward for paying!" Thank you for your money! Goodbye~~"

Aunt also waved her hand: "Thank you for your things, come, say goodbye to Dad~~"

Xiao Zhao Liying smiled sweetly: "Goodbye Dad~~~"

Hearing this voice, Yang An instantly petrified, and the action of waving goodbye also froze, with an embarrassed face.

Zhang Yixing applauded and laughed next to him, squatted down with laughter, and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with a smile, even the VJs couldn't help but laugh, and they were crazy by this pair of passers-by!

"Wife, this is really an accident, Auntie is joking with me! You have to trust me! ”

The two chose to go back and go to Hongfeng Art School, Yang An walked while holding the camera lens and confessing his true feelings, which is a common technique in variety shows, just to make this kind of funny contrast.

Zhang Yixing couldn't laugh next to him, and suddenly pulled Yang An's clothes and shouted, "Brother, brother!" There's a big wave of girls ahead! ”

Sure enough, more than a dozen girls rushed over, and they must have received a reminder from the classmate just now, and rushed over, chattering and shouting to buy their things.

It's finally time to get moving!

The two of them were on the street, taking out all the toys and small commodities, clearly marking the price, and the girls were noisily bargaining, killing them without leaving a piece of armor, and they couldn't form an army, not only selling a little profit, but also taking the opportunity to rub oil, taking dozens of group photos, and signing dozens of signatures before letting them go.

The time has reached about 11 o'clock at noon, Yang An and Zhang Yixing have sold all their things, the two of them now have total assets of more than 400 yuan, they finally feel the joy of success, the two high-fived, put on their masks again, and after breaking away from the fan base, they came to a small noodle restaurant on the side of the road that sold breakfast and sat down, ready to deal with today's lunch casually.

After the inventory, the total number was 430 yuan, 30 pieces were left to eat noodles, and the remaining 400 yuan was divided equally between the two people, two hundred per person, all of which were small change, and a thick stack.

After thinking about it, Yang An took out a 50 card from his money pile and handed it to Zhang Yixing: "Yixing, this is a partnership, you account for the majority of the total investment, you 250." ”

After taking the money, Zhang Yixing sighed: "Why do I feel wrong?" ”

Yang An said: "There's nothing wrong with it, after eating, we're going to break up, I've already pointed out a way for you to make money, and the purchase channel has also told you, you can continue to do this in the afternoon." The two of us are just a temporary team, and we still have to compete at night, so it's not good to act together like this. ”

Zhang Yixing nodded honestly: "Thank you brother for taking care of me, I have never done this kind of thing before, and now I feel that it is really difficult to make money." ”

Yang An ate the noodles and sighed: "That's it, the current economic environment is not very good, and it is too difficult to make money." It's not easy for those girls, and I feel like it's too much to make money from them......"

Zhang Yixing asked: "Our first female customer, who spent 50 yuan to buy earmuffs, the one who took the Nokia mobile phone, do you feel guilty now?" ”

Yang An was stunned and nodded: "I earned her an extra 20, and I do feel guilty." ”

[Aunt also paid 100 yuan to buy earmuffs, Zhang Yixing, you bear child, 150 can also be called? ] Do you feel more guilty about her? A businessman doesn't make money, so what else is he called a businessman? It's true that I'm not good at doing small business, but the advertising fee on my side is 10 million episodes, so I really have to feel guilty, let's not get paid, let's do shows for free! 】

Yang An complained in his heart, this is a contradictory problem that cannot be solved, but as long as the businessman makes money legally and reasonably, there is no problem.

Since he said this, he still has to express his position, he discussed it with Zhang Yixing, and said to the camera together: "That female student, if you see the show after the broadcast, you can come to the Enron Grand Theater to contact our "Extreme Challenge" headquarters, and we will return the 20 yuan to you." ”

"And the aunt who spent 100 yuan, to tell you the truth, the earmuffs cost 20 yuan, if you don't bother, you can also contact us and get back more money......"

Hearing this, VJ almost died of laughter, these two play simple-minded unreliable businessmen, and when the time comes, the audience will definitely be impressed by the two of them! (To be continued.) )