"O young people now! It's just that the psychological tolerance is too poor, isn't it just a toothache? As for fainting in pain! Seeing that Song Zhongji was fainted by himself, the big star said with an innocent face.

"Fuck you! Are you a human being? Is that a toothache? You son of a bitch! Listening to the big star talking to himself, Lao Li, who was concerned about his apprentice, vomited blood in frustration.

"Well, I'll show you it! What about the doctor's parents' hearts, no way, I'm so kind! Saying that, the big star walked up to Song Zhongji and stretched out his hand to give him a pulse.

"What are you doing?" Seeing Jiang Yan stretch out his hand, Lao Li stared at Jiang Yan with a defensive expression and asked. No way, this thing is too bastard, who knows what kind of trouble he's going to make!

"What? I'll see if he's okay! Although I can see at a glance that he is in a hurry and does not faint in one breath, but I can't guarantee that he is okay without a pulse, what if he accidentally lets him hang up because he doesn't care? Who's it? Seeing Lao Li looking like a dog biting Lu Dongbin, Jiang Yan didn't have a good air.

"You give him a pulse? Who do you think you are? Miracle Doctor? It's all at this time, if you can't die! If you want to help, call 120, and if you don't want to help, just stay and don't make a mess. Hearing Jiang Yan's answer, Lao Li looked distrustful.

"Gotcha! I don't need me, I'm still happy! Saying that, the big star stepped aside, sat down, picked up a cup of tea, and drank it leisurely.

Looking at Jiang Yan's leisurely appearance, and then looking at his apprentice who was stunned, Lao Li Qiang resisted the urge to scold his mother and hit 120, no way, although it was a bit embarrassing, but he was also his own apprentice, and he couldn't ignore it.

Seeing that Lao Li called 120 and knew that the big rooster couldn't die, Jiang Yan took out his mobile phone and played with confidence. It's not that Jiang Yan cares about Song Zhongji, it's just that in his heart, this good guy is also a life, and it would be a pity if he hung up. There's no way, big stars are such exquisite people.

is different from the anxious performance of a group of people around Song Zhongji who fainted, the big star sat on a chair and played with tea in one hand and a mobile phone in the other.

Open TT Jiang Yan saw that the message of a writer group he added was 99+, this group was added by Jiang Yan when he first published the novel, and it was full of writers who were in charge of editing with him.

It's okay to be idle, Jiang Yan clicked on this group to see what everyone was talking about. At first glance, I realized that it was a writer named "Silent Ant" in the group who took wedding photos today, and he was about to get married, and everyone was blessing him. This writer Jiang Yan knows that he wrote a book "Ten Thousand Worlds Wuji" that has a very good appetite for Jiang Yan, although it is not as good as the level of "Dou Po" that he copied, but it is also a rare good book. For this reason, Jiang Yan also rewarded several times.

Now that people are about to get married, as a group out, Jiang Yan naturally wants to express it when he sees it. Thinking so, Jiang Yan posted on TT: "Congratulations to the ants, I wish you a good marriage for a hundred years and an early birth of a noble son!" Now that I've seen it, I'll give you a chapter today! ”

"Really? Thank you Jiang Yanda! Thank you very much! The ant replied excitedly when he saw Jiang Yan's news.

"It's okay, it's a gesture!" After replying to such a sentence, Jiang Yan found his editor-in-charge and told her about it, and asked her to add a chapter to today's chapter. Well, Jiang Yan has finished copying that book in the past few months, and all the manuscripts have been given to her own editor-in-charge to be distributed by her, after all, the big star is very busy now.

After explaining the incident, Jiang Yan put away his mobile phone, because after a while, the ambulance had already come. Jiang Yan didn't take this trivial matter to heart at all, but he didn't expect that it was this unintentional act that helped him a lot later!

This is not mentioned for the time being, and said that after the ambulance came, Jiang Yan put away his mobile phone and walked over. As soon as he saw the doctor who came with the ambulance, Jiang Yan couldn't help but secretly say "What a coincidence" in his heart. It turns out that the doctor here is still Jiang Yan's old acquaintance, Zhang Jing from Fuwai Hospital, if you can't remember the name, then think about the attending doctor of Qin Lang, don't mention that!

"Wow! Dr. Zhang! What a coincidence! Seeing that it was this goods, Jiang Yan sighed and said.

Jiang Yan's voice also attracted Zhang Jing's attention, and seeing Jiang Yan here, Zhang Jing hurriedly trotted over, nodded and said, "Doctor Jiang!" You're here too! Wouldn't it be redundant to know that you were still using us here? Is the patient your friend? ”

After listening to Zhang Jing's words, before Jiang Yan could answer, Lao Li, who felt the strange eyes of the old guys looking at him, spurted out a mouthful of old blood. can't blame him for his poor ability to bear it in his heart, it's really that he was slapped in the face by Jiang Yan one after another, and everyone vomited blood when he was pitted like this!

Thinking of what Jiang Yan said when he wanted to help Song Zhongji's pulse, Lao Li had the heart to die. Who do you think you are? Miracle Doctor? I'm fucking you! It turns out that you are really a miracle doctor, are you still human? Not to mention that you are proficient in poetry and songs, you also play with novels and scolding, and now you have changed careers to mix in the medical world? Leave us mortals a way to live, okay?

In fact, Jiang Yan was not to blame, he himself did not expect that it would be his old acquaintance. It can only be said that the aura of a big star's pit dad will not stop when people fall into the dung pit.

Seeing that the ambulance had just arrived, he said a word, this is another vomiting blood, Jiang Yan touched his nose and didn't say anything more. Nonsense, this just said hello to the doctor and vomited blood, what if he said another word and this person fainted again? Who's it? Big stars are very particular, respecting the old and loving the young is the principle.

Seeing Jiang Yan rubbing his nose in embarrassment, he didn't speak, and vomited blood next to him. Zhang Jing, an old oilman who has been in the hospital for many years, guessed a rough idea with a roll of his eyes. These two co-authors are not friends of Dr. Jiang, looking at the situation, this is a slap in the face, right? can vomit blood in anger and faint, how hard does this face have to be beaten?

I thought that I was slapped in the face in front of everyone in the hospital, and I didn't faint! Thinking of this, Zhang Jing couldn't help touching his face, looking at the two lying on the ground, Zhang Jing couldn't help but feel that his face was a little painful!

"I'd better get the patient back to the hospital! Doctor Jiang, you're busy, I'll go first. You are welcome to come to our hospital to guide the work! Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was a little embarrassing, Zhang Jing commanded people to carry Lao Li and Song Zhongji away after saying this.

A farce ended temporarily with Song Zhongji and Lao Li being played in the hospital, and when the ambulance drove away, the people present looked at each other with a wry smile. At the same time, almost everyone present had a consensus in their hearts that killing Jiang Yan could not be provoked.

But Chinese culture is so vast and profound, almost two words only represent the majority, not the whole thing. Since it is only the majority, there are naturally some who are not convinced by the god pit of big stars.

Wang Ba has a very domineering name, and he likes his name very much, so he will be in a good mood whenever he thinks of his name. But Wang Ba is in a very bad mood today, and it can also be that he is very unhappy with Jiang Yan!

There are two reasons: one is that his father's good brother Uncle Li suffered a big loss here in Jiang Yan today, and the other is that all the limelight today was stolen by this young man, and he had such a domineering name but failed to show his face in front of the elders. These two reasons make him see how Jiang Yan is unpleasant, of course, the second reason is more important.

Although Jiang Yan was not pleasing to the eye, after seeing Jiang Yan's understatement of getting his Uncle Li and his brother Song Zhongji into the hospital, Wang Ba really didn't dare to directly find Jiang Yan to put him right. Therefore, he has been leading but not starting, waiting for the opportunity to be disgusted and disgusting Jiang Yan.

Due to the previous farce, the scene was a little deserted for a while, and everyone drank tea without speaking. At this time, the wind rose, and through the window next to him, Wang Ba saw that the midsummer wind was blowing through the pond not far away with a hot breath, and the lotus leaves were blown by the wind and brought ripples on the water surface. Seeing this, a flash of inspiration flashed in Wang Ba's mind, and he thought of an idea to disgust Jiang Yan.

Seeing that this thing stood up in the puzzled eyes of everyone, and saw that everyone's eyes were looking at themselves, this thing looked at the pond not far away, and said with a sad look: "The wind suddenly rises, blowing a pool of green water." ”

All the people present are cultural people, no one is stupid, as soon as this sentence came out, everyone knew that he was then blowing the wind to stir up the pond and satirize Jiang Yan and disrupting the party. Everyone is smart, and big stars are naturally not stupid. Listening to Wang Ba satirizing himself by writing poems, Jiang Yan replied lightly: "Blowing a pool of green water, what is the matter!" ”

The meaning of Jiang Yan's answer is that the wind blows the wrinkled pool water is a natural phenomenon, if it is not for the lotus leaf to attract the wind, how can it blow the pool water? But again, everyone is a cultural person, and they can hear the hidden words inside. Just to say that if they don't provoke me, I will fight back against them? Now use you to stand up and be a good person? Why did you go early!

Seeing that the two of them had a tendency to tear apart, Wu Zhong stood up and stopped the two: "It seems that Jiang Yan Xiaoyou and Wang Baxian's nephew are very Yaxing!" But it's not too early, and we've already booked the drinks. Why don't you two be considerate of us old guys, and have a meal with us before reciting poetry? ”

"You have always spoken, how dare the younger generation make you hungry!" Seeing that Wu Zhong stood up to do peace, Jiang Yan was also happy, but he still said to Wang Ba: "It turns out that my brother's name is Wang Ba, this name is good!" ”

"Yes! I think it's a good name too! Hearing Jiang Yan praise his name, Wang Ba looked proud.

"Well, that's good!" The corners of Jiang Yan's mouth grinned, "Just rush to this name, Brother Wang has to live for at least a thousand years!" ”

Burst!

Listening to Jiang Yan's words, Wang Ba just took a sip of tea and squirted it out, as the descendants of the Xiangmendi, Wang Ba came into contact with most of the cultural people, and never compared his name with that kind of long-lived animal, so Wang Ba never thought about it in any way. And now, after listening to Jiang Yan's words, Wang Ba couldn't help but feel the urge to vomit blood.

It's a shame that when Jiang Yan said that his name was good, he still had a smug expression, wouldn't that mean that he was willing to be a "king eight". I'm fucking you, you bastard! Thinking of this, Wang Ba couldn't help but want to scold the street.

Seeing that Jiang Yan had to take advantage of his mouth in the end, Wu Zhong shook his head with a wry smile and said in a low voice: "Why bother? It's easy for you to offend people like this, sometimes some things are too good to pass, and if you offend more people, your future road will not be easy! ”

After listening to Wu Zhongze's words, although Jiang Yan knew that he was for his own good, he still shook his head in disagreement, if I was willing to give in, I would not be Jiang Yan!

But although he didn't agree in his heart, Jiang Yan didn't say it, after all, people also mean well. So Jiang Yan just shook his head and looked at the pond not far away, looking at it with relish.

Seeing him like this, Wu Zhong knew that he seemed to have something to say, so he asked, "What are you looking at?" ”

Jiang Yan: "I'm looking at the fish in the water, you look at them, you don't have to worry about any rules, they live freely in the water, how happy!" ”

Hearing Jiang Yan say this, Wu Zhong understood what he meant, but he still tried to say: "Zi is not a fish, how do you know the joy of fish?" ”

The two of them were talking in code, but they knew each other's meaning, and when they saw Jiang Yan looking at Wu Zhongze, they smiled: "The son is not me, how can I know my happiness!" ”

Hearing Jiang Yan's words, Wu Zhong was stunned at first, and then the two looked at each other and laughed.