Chapter Twenty-Six: The Spring Breeze Blows the Pond Water
When you get married in the countryside, the banquet in the evening is the most lively. The people of Sichuan are called drinking new wine, that is, a couple of newlyweds toast to relatives and friends who come to congratulate them. The first is to thank relatives and friends for coming to congratulate them, and the second is to let the bride know her in-laws' relatives.
The men who drink the new wine always want to make trouble with the bridegroom and the bride and the bride. Especially the brothers of the same generation in the clan, it will be even more troublesome.
However, the atmosphere in the rural areas of central Sichuan is still relatively good, and it will not make too much trouble, making people unable to get off the stage, so that there will be a lot of unhappiness. What the people of Sichuan want is that lively, that unscrupulous refreshment, and what they want is the so-called noisy but not chaotic.
Although Haiqing was a little stuffy and didn't like to talk, Feng Xian'er's boldness added a lot of atmosphere to the wedding banquet. In fact, the main thing that people make trouble is the bride, what they want to see is the shyness and embarrassment of the new girl, the joy and apprehension of the girl who is about to become a woman.
This phoenix fairy is no longer an innocent daughter, and she is a little reluctant to marry Haiqing, especially after seeing Shui Qing, she feels a little more unhappy in her heart. She took advantage of this uproar to vent the unhappiness in her heart.
You want to tease the old lady, watch the old lady's jokes, and the old lady will tease you enough.
Haiqing and a group of brothers of the same clan and Haiqing's cousins have already discussed that they want to make a good fuss at Haiqing's wedding. At that time, there was not much entertainment in the countryside, and the wedding that finally caught up with it mobilized a lot of enthusiasm from everyone.
That night, the moon was round and big. That night, Feng Xian'er, dressed in a red dress, made the moon lose its brilliance. That night, Feng Xian'er was like a spring breeze blowing a pool of spring water. The old and young masters in the courtyard were all stirred by Feng Xian'er, and their hearts fluctuated.
Shui Qing's heart is even more turbulent.
The delicate beauty of the phoenix is like a red cherry on the branch, tender and sweet, which makes him itch.
Feng Xian'er's bold and spicy is like a thin strip of chili pepper that people in Sichuan love very much. Hot, spicy, exciting and energetic.
In the morning, when Feng Xian'er wiped his sweat, that good-looking face was in front of him. The smell of perfume on his body went straight to the nostrils of the water.
Shui Qing was numb at that time, his breath was unstable, and the physiological reaction was irrepressible.
When Feng Xian'er pulled his belt, Shui Qing was frightened and excited, and then he felt a rush of blood rushing to his brain. If it weren't for his strong control, he might have wet his pants on the spot and look like a foreigner.
Shui Qing was worried about this sister-in-law who had just passed the door, and she couldn't give up all day, and her eyes followed Feng Xian'er.
A few brothers who wanted to make a big fuss sat down at the same table.
The matchmaker Pepper also knew that these brothers were going to make a fuss, so she arranged for them to toast at the end. Actually, she also wanted to see the lively. The table was full of young and strong juniors, which also made her a little itchy.
Shui Qing was at their table, Liu Yishui was the oldest, and Haiqing and his family toasted him first.
"Come, new girl, this is your old cousin." Xiao Chili introduced Liu Yishui to Feng Xian'er, "The one who kills the pig can also be called Liu Bad Shui." β
"If you drink the new wine, you will live ninety-nine. Come, Liu Laobiao, drink a double glass. Feng Xian'er listened to Xiao Pepper's introduction and shouted sweetly.
"It's not difficult to drink from the old watch, and the new girl will have something nice."
"Isn't it nice to call you a kiss?"
"It's good, and it's even better."
"What's better?"
"Shouting for your husband?" Toothdog interjected.
Feng Xian'er smiled lightly, see that I don't pour you people under the table.
"It's okay to shout, then you have to drink two double glasses."
"Two is two." Liu Yishui looked at the people in the courtyard and said proudly.
"Kiss my husband, drink." Feng Xian'er wants to shout and will not lose a piece of meat, I see how much wine you stuffy doll can drink.
Liu Yishui drank four glasses of wine in one go, and his face was already as red as Master Guan. Men in the middle of the river love to drink, but most of them are not as good as northerners. People call it liquor on catties and beer on tons. Most of the people in Sichuan drink alcohol just to be happy and lively.
"Liu Laobiao, you melon poke and poke, this is your husband." Feng Xian'er pulled Haiqing to her, and she still had to take care of Haiqing's face on this happy day.
Haiqing just smirked: "Liu Laobiao, drink well, drink well." β
"Haiqing, your mother-in-law is an elf ghost, and you will be the life of a rake ear in the future."
"Tooth dog, it's your turn, I can't fix this guy." Liu Yishui beckoned to the tooth dog.
Tooth Dog is a person who makes fun behind his back, and he can't make a fart when he gets on the table.
"Brother drinking." Feng Xian'er saw that the tooth dog was younger than her, and she was embarrassed to follow others to call the tooth dog.
"What a brother, it's a tooth dog. It's the tooth dog that the gets up and the tooth dog runs in groups. Liu Yishui saw that the tooth dog was about to collapse, so he hurriedly laughed and interrupted.
"You, you can sing a song to my brother." The tooth dog looked at Feng Xian'er with watery eyes and looked at him, and his heart was drumming.
At that time, the tooth dog was only sixteen years old, and he was still half the size of a child. Although he has been driving a small four-wheeled tractor for a year, and he is full of nonsense on weekdays, after all, he is still as shy as some children.
"Okay, sister-in-law will sing you one."
Feng Xian'er cleared her throat and sang a song "Late"
"You come to me
With a smile,
Brought my troubles ......"
Although Feng Xian'er's voice was not particularly good, such a pop song at that time still evoked the resonance of the young people present. A lot of people also started humming along.
Shui Qing is very bold, and he also loves to watch himself, and he twisted his ass to dance the disco that was very popular at that time. He wanted to leave a deep impression in Feng Xian'er's heart.
For a while, singing, laughter, and the lively Cheng dΓΉ reached the highest point.
The other brothers came up with some very traditional topics for the bride, what to cross the single-plank bridge, pair pairs, guess riddles, and drink a scoop of water together......
Feng Xian'er let go, and people were also making a fuss.
The last one to be clear was Shuiqing.
"Shui Qing, your baby's pants were almost taken off at noon, but this time I want to get them back." It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, and some people laugh about the water at noon.
"Brother Shuiqing, drink, do you want your sister-in-law to hurt you for a while." Feng Xian'er poured a double cup for Shui Qing.
"Sister-in-law, it's not okay to hurt for a while, it has to hurt for a lifetime." Shui Qing is not afraid of Haiqing being angry, anyway, there is no etiquette at the wedding.
"Shui Qing, come up with a difficult topic." The brothers didn't stump Feng Xian'er when they looked at the previous topics, and Feng Xian'er was a little unwilling.
"Okay, I think we're going to eat a prawline."
"What's the name of sandwich candy?" Someone asked puzzled.
"Sandwich candy, that is, I stand in the middle, hang a piece of candy with a thread, and my sister-in-law and Brother Haiqing stand alone in front of and behind me, and then grab the candy together to eat."
"Okay, I'll cooperate with you Shui Qing." The tooth dog brought a piece of candy and tied it with a thread. He stood on a bench and hung the candy above Shui Qing's shoulder.
Feng Xian'er wanted to stand behind Shui Qing's ass, of course everyone disagreed. So, Feng Xian'er had no choice but to stand in front of Shui Qing.
Shui Qing is making it clear that the new girl is cheap.