I may think this chapter is funny.,But some people will feel a little uncomfortable.,So get a shot first.,I don't have any other vulgar meaning.,It's purely because Teddy's dog is so interesting.,If you don't like it, skip it.,Also,The daily plot is over.,Let's continue to advance the main line.

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Time always passes quietly without people noticing, and in the blink of an eye, another two weeks have passed. My parents live very well here, and when they have nothing to do, they go to the door to communicate with the rest of the family members who live here.

Fan Dad loves badminton and also established the Linlangtian Badminton Club with a few other like-minded uncles. Learn from each other every day, exchange experiences, and ambitiously want to participate in amateur badminton competitions in Shenzhen.

And Fan's mother joined the "buy, buy, buy" housewife team, and spent all day studying various discount seasons, jumping seasons, etc., but they are not pursuing those luxury brands, but more enjoying the fun of shopping, haven't you heard of it? Shopping can be addictive

As for Li Fan, he is leisurely living the life of a young master at home, such as now.

Li Fan held the milk, plugged in a straw, thought about it and poured half of the silver cup of Zhu Bajie next to him. The 4K cloud TV was turned on.

said while changing channels boringly

"Bajie, what do you say, my parents are not here, Xingchen has no task, and I went back to practice with half makeup, do you think I'm too lazy?"

Zhu Bajie glanced at him with disgust, and the expression was obviously saying that you are just too lazy.

"Phew! You know the egg, you know? I've upgraded my exercises! Don't meditate automatically, isn't that amazing? Come and worship me? ”

Zhu Bajie did not dislike him this time, but directly despised him.

Li Fan laughed twice, his eyes lit up, and he put down the remote control.

"Look at this, look at this! Victoria's Secret catwalk, I'll go, it's still Victoria's Secret catwalk good-looking, and the rest of the fashion week is not a ghost or a ghost, and it's ugly to death!

Wow wow, look at this! It's amazing! Bajie, don't tell Ban Makeup that I'm watching this at home! ”

Zhu Bajie continued to despise it.

Li Fan touched its head

"Okay, isn't it just a catwalk, okay, don't say that my brother doesn't take care of you, I'll find an animal world now, the kind that will be matched (harmonious)!"

Li Fan entered the program list, this kind of TV can be networked, and the resources on the Internet can also be played on TV, Li Fan quickly flipped through the program list, but his extraordinary eyesight made him finish watching the program that met his needs in just a few seconds.

After a moment, he stopped.

"Okay, Bajie, just look at this!"

Shown above is "The Legend of the Animal World: Thai Ritian"

This is not Zhao Zhongxiang's version of the animal world, but made by a netizen.

Li Fan stuffed the straw into his mouth, made it on the sofa, and watched the TV expectantly, while Zhu Bajie still looked disdainful, but the pair of dark eyes also quietly began to turn to the TV.

The opening scene is a classic picture of the migration of animals in the African savannah in the animal world.

Then a thick male voice like Zhao Zhongxiang said

"Summer is here, everything is revived, the sky is extraordinarily blue, this is a season suitable for mating (harmonious) matching, in the community where I live, there is such a legend.

The Bull Terrier can flip everything, and Teddy can* flip everything! (I typed the asterisk myself, and I made it up by myself)"

What follows is the image of the bull terrier ferociously attacking the other dogs.

"Actually, people have a lot of misconceptions about bull terriers, because bull terriers are very aggressive towards other dogs, so everyone thinks that this is a very dangerous dog."

The scene shifts to the image of the bull terrier playing with the child in a friendly manner

"In fact, the bull terrier is docile, intelligent and obedient, loyal to its owner and obedient, especially kind and friendly to children, and is a good family guard dog."

As soon as the screen turned, it suddenly turned into a teddy, who made a riding motion while walking.

"Teddy is completely different, some people say that male Teddy does not have a so-called estrus period, and they make the act of mating to swear their sovereignty, which is the same as going out to pee on the ground.

But this is a misunderstanding! ”

The scene shows a teddy facing a Chihuahua that is smaller than him, constantly riding and straddle, and the Chihuahua screams at Teddy fiercely. Teddy swooped behind his master, still riding along.

"Teddy seems to be in heat all his life, and how strong is Teddy in heat? Let's interview."

A girl with a mosaic on her face walked out, and the male voice said

"Hello, it seems that you have a teddy and have some complaints about this kind of dog, right?"

The girl nodded

"Yes! Anyone who has never had a Teddy will think Teddy is cute. However, those who have raised Teddy know that it is definitely a wonder in the dog world!

The cat upstairs is a hero cat who even dares to fight bulldogs, and when he sees my teddy, he turns around and runs away.

My Teddy ...... Estrus......

From the time you open your eyes...... ****'s feet......

Sister's feet......**** mother's feet......

I haven't slept with a man in 18 years

The hands, feet, waist, and various parts have been **** countless times

I'm still a girl

My Teddy ......

Another male dog at home......

the stuffed dog

the couch

the quilt

the pillow

the lawn

the pole

Take it out for a walk

everything he sees dogs

everyone who stopped and said hello to me

At one point it pounced on an Alaska

Just his small body like Guo Jingming......"

As soon as the screen turned, a petite teddy pounced on Alaska, which was several times its size, hugging its buttocks, its hind feet dangling in the air, but still trying to make a sensational movement of its lower body.

Li Fan couldn't help but tremble every time he stirred, his mouth opened wide, the milk kept spilling, Zhu Bajie also opened his mouth, the silver cup fell to the ground with a bang, and his eyes were full of incredulity.

After it came out of the mountain, it followed Li Fan, where had he ever seen such a "fierce" dog!

One man and one dog were scared by Teddy.

Li Fan's mobile phone was remembered, and after picking it up, he put it to his ear, but it was his mother

"Hey, son, let's buy and buy the club to discuss raising a dog by one person, it's okay to take it to do grooming or something, it's more popular, mom wants to buy a teddy, okay?"

Li Fan looked at Teddy, who was still shaking his lower body on TV, and couldn't help but shudder, Zhu Bajie's eyes were full of horror, and his tail was about to turn into an electric fan.

Swallowed

"Mom, this Thai day is not Teddy, don't raise it! Really, how about I get you something else? ”

Fan's mother was stunned

"Why? I think Teddy is good, small and cute! ”

Li Fan was about to cry, he didn't want only Tai Ritian, and Zhu Bajie didn't want to.

It's good to talk about it so that Fan's mother promised not to raise a teddy.

Li Fan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and suddenly said murderously

"Bajie, once you find out that there is a Teddy in the family in the future, there will be no forgiveness!"

Zhu Bajie also had a serious face, and slapped the ground with his front paws, with a crisp sound. Then came Li Fan's babbling

"Bajie log flooring is very expensive" (To be continued.) )