Chapter 105, Strange Base Observations.
Ga! Because of the braking, the car makes a screeching sound.
Looking at the situation outside the window, Lu Han couldn't help but ask, "Have you arrived?" Also, aren't you too high-profile! As he spoke, Lu Han pointed out the window of the car. At this time, the car stopped in a luxurious office building, there were no security guards with guns at the door, and even the office building was full of people, and it was completely impossible to see that this was a secret department, and even a heavy plaque was hung at the door, with four words written on it! Mystic Department! It's like I'm afraid that others won't know.
Listening to Lu Han's words, several soldiers who couldn't move the thunder also showed embarrassment, and the white coat explained: "This is what Minister Li meant, he said that ordinary people don't dare to be presumptuous like this." However, in our opinion, the effect seems to be zero. Lu Han waved his hand and said, "How come, this plaque almost made me vomit blood to death, you Minister Li is really a cow!" A thick mockery came out of Lu Han's mouth, and the white coat didn't know how to answer, so he could only change the topic and say, "Let's go in!" The white coat got out of the car, and then took the lead directly to the hall, and Lu Han also got out of the car to follow when he saw this.
Inside the lobby of the office building.
"Hello, this is the police station"
"What? All the shorts you put in your room were stolen! There are no signs of prying open in the room? Well, if I'm not mistaken, you should be a big beauty, don't ask me how I know, and then you should have sunned your shorts on the balcony this morning, oops! Don't get me wrong, miss, I'm not a pervert! Oops, hey, you're not a young lady, I said it wrong! Someone should have stolen your panties, thank you for visiting, "Smack!"
As soon as Lu Han followed the white coat into the hall, he heard these words and said, "Aren't you from the mystery department?" Why do you still do such trivial things?" The white coat turned around and said, "The minister's order!" There was a hint of helplessness in the simple, clear voice.
Drip, drip! It was also a phone ringing, and a man in military uniform quickly picked it up: "Hello! This is the police station, is there anything going on? Then pause and listen carefully to the voice on the phone. After a while, as if he had finished listening, the man spoke: "You just said that you found a lot of milk bubblegum suddenly in the house, and you can blow up balloons, it feels strange, right?" Can I ask you how old you are this year, gentleman? Oh oh oh, 22 years old! Have you ever had a relationship with your wife? Or no wife! But I guess you should be someone with a wife, well, you really have a wife, and you did have a relationship! Do you have any children? What the! You say you kiss your wife every day but never get pregnant? Sir, grow up again! I can't solve this problem, but please observe your wife. "Smack! The man wiped the sweat from his forehead, and he wanted to cry without tears.
It wasn't just this one man answering the phone, there were at least a dozen phones in the entire hall. It's very noisy, if it weren't for his ears being sensitive enough, he wouldn't be able to hear what they were talking about, but Lu Han also guessed it.
Although it seems that Lu Han has no difficulty entering the hall, there are at least a dozen secret sentinels secretly observing him closely, if it weren't for the white coat leading the way, maybe the door wouldn't be able to enter, this is loose on the outside and tight on the inside, (it seems to be a little dirty!) And even if you sneak into the hall, it's useless, the purpose of the existence of this level is to search for all kinds of strange events in the country, and if you pass through the hall preliminarily, you should be transmitted to the second floor, go to the next step, and finally find some mysterious events, so the name of this department is very straightforward and very frank.
"This way, please," the white coat looked at Lu Han and invited directly. Then took the lead and walked to the elevator, Lu Han nodded and kept up with the pace.
There were two soldiers standing guard at the elevator, watching the white coat walk in, saluting instantly, and then putting down their hands to the white coat and saying: "Left Qinglong and right white tiger," the white coat said at the same time: "A Mickey Mouse in the middle!" "Please!" The soldier directly moved out of the way, and the white coat turned back to Lu Han and said, "I know what you're thinking, but this is the minister's order." The soldier and the white coat glanced at each other, their eyes full of helplessness.
Even Lu Han was aroused by this minister, who had never met before, and had a strong sexual interest! (If you want to get dirty, go by yourself!) "This person is interesting," Lu Han said secretly in his heart.
Entering the elevator, Lu Han found that the white coat was pressed on the negative floor, that is, the basement floor.
That's normal! After all, as a mysterious department, how can it be open on the street! But soon Lu Han was defeated by Li Wen again! With a ding, the elevator door opened, and a burst of sunlight shone directly into the elevator, Lu Han was slightly stunned when he wanted to get out of the elevator, and then continued to move forward, he already understood! The buttons in the elevator are simply fake! In addition to admiring Minister Li's brain hole, Lu Han also admired his brain hole.
Lu Han quickly glanced at the layout of this floor, but found that the entire floor could not be seen at all! Because the entire floor is separated by iron sheets, only the iron doors are left at the junction.
Lu Han's location at this time is near the window, except for the elevator, there is nothing in a small space, only a small iron door surrounded by iron sheets. The white coat stepped forward and gently tapped the iron sheet three times. Soon a voice came from the other side, "What is one plus one?". Although Lu Han had expected it, the corners of his eyes still twitched involuntarily.
The white coat said softly: "Inside the brain, open the door!" The voice is steady, and there is not the slightest emotion when swearing.
On the other hand, they nodded, yes! With a rattle, the iron door opened. The white coat looked at Lu Han's somewhat twitching face and explained: "This is" "Don't explain, I understand!" Got it. Lu Han waved his hand and interrupted Bai Da Coat's explanation, he already knew very well that Li Wen was a pervert, always thinking that people would come to harm him! Rob him the same thing, otherwise why do you make it so complicated?
The white coat did not have the slightest anger when Lu Han interrupted the language, after all, even they themselves couldn't figure out what the minister was thinking, they were not a secret agency here, but maybe the minister had the minister's thoughts!
The two looked at the open door and stepped into the iron gate.