Chapter 107: Touching the Porcelain Man
Chu Nan immediately stopped the car, and the two cars in front and behind also stopped at the same time, and three European and American bodyguards immediately jumped out of the car and surrounded them.
Chu Nan got out of the car and looked, it turned out to be a middle-aged man, his hair was messy~ messy, his clothes were sloppy, his eyes flickered, he saw the owner Chu Nan coming down, lying on the side of the car "Oops, oops" screaming, his face showed pain. Immediately, there were a lot of good people around, and they began to talk about it.
"What's wrong?" Chu Nan asked, looking at the appearance of that person, Chu Nan already knew in his heart that he should have met the legendary porcelain man.
In the 21st century, porcelain touching is particularly popular and has become a profession. Unexpectedly, in City A of this era, this wind has gradually begun, and I encountered it when I drove for the first time.
Shit luck again!
Chu Nan couldn't help but think of the first time he went to the bank, he met robbers with fake guns, how did these robbers deal with them in the end? When I took a plane to F City for the first time, I encountered hijackers...... I secretly made up my mind last time, how could I forget, I must first find a fortune teller when I go out in the future.
"My feet hurt, I hurt to death!" The middle-aged man shouted, but his eyes kept rolling.
"Did you just get crushed by the wheel?" Chu Nan asked smartly.
"Yes! …… Oh no. It's a bruise! The middle-aged man was caught off guard and immediately showed his feet. He couldn't imagine it, the general car owner came down to ask some innocuous questions, so he wanted to reduce the responsibility, but he couldn't imagine that Chu Nan would do the opposite.
At this time, the three bodyguards also saw that something was wrong and were ready to take action.
"How much do you want?" I don't know when, Qiu Shiyin has already gotten out of the car and asked with a smile.
Chu Nan wanted to say something, but was stopped by her again with a gesture. Chu Nan thought to himself, this time he met the porcelain man and the little witch, it would be miserable!
The porcelain man originally saw three foreign men leaning over, and he was already thinking about running away, and he saw a delicate beautiful girl asking himself with concern, and finally mustered up the courage to stretch out two fingers.
"20,000?" Qiu Shiyin asked without changing his face.
"No...... No. The porcelain man looked nervously at the surrounding situation, and he was already in a cold sweat.
"Two thousand?" Qiu Shiyin is still quite patient.
"No, it's 200 yuan!" The porcelain man was about to collapse, and finally revealed his worth.
"My legs are bruised, is 200 yuan enough?" Qiu Shiyin hesitated for a moment and asked.
"Enough, enough!" The porcelain man was furious in his heart, and secretly swore that he would ...... in the future When touching porcelain again, you must find the right target, and there are multiple convoys that are exactly the same in the driving force.
"Chu Nan, give him 200 yuan." Qiu Shiyin frowned and said to Chu Nan, and then quickly got into the car.
Now that Boss Qiu spoke, Chu Nan reluctantly gave the porcelain man 200 yuan, only to see him fly away like a smoke.
Can't the little witch see that the other party is a porcelain man?
The convoy slowly moved forward again, and Chu Nan did not speak, worried that it would hit Qiu Shiyin's self-esteem.
"What's the matter, you think I can see this ......?" Qiu Shiyin said with a faint smile.
"Touch the porcelain man!" Chu Nan said in passing.
"What do you mean by touching porcelain?" Qiu Shiyin turned her head to look at Chu Nan.
"This is like this middle-aged man just now!" Chu Nan said, oh, the term may not have been popular in the 90s of the 20th century.
Qiu Shiyin thought for a moment and clapped her hands and praised: "Touch the porcelain man, a good image of the word, worthy of being a talent in Chinese!" ”
Go, this is a genius, it's too exaggerated!
"Since Boss Qiu has seen it, why did he give him the money?" Chu Nan was still puzzled.
"Touching the porcelain man, right, it's also a high-risk profession, since he is working, I still have to give him a little hard money!" Qiu Shiyin sighed.
The little witch is so kind sometimes! No wonder Chu Nan always feels that she has a dual personality.
"Forget it, let's not talk about touching the porcelain man, let's continue our topic, where did you just talk about?" Qiu Shiyin said with a smile.
"It's your turn to tell jokes about learning to drive that are inappropriate for children." Chu Nan also smiled and said.
Qiu Shiyin cleared her voice and began to say: "It is said that a woman went to register for a driver's license, and she also applied for C1, but ...... When she sleeps at night, she always plays with her husband's little brother on the bed~ and plays with it up and down, left and right. He just didn't let him in, and his husband was anxious and said, 'What kind of bird are you doing?' She said seriously, 'I'm practicing shifting!' ’”
Chu Nan laughed, ready to tease Qiu Shiyin, "Is this woman you?" The car in front of him suddenly stopped.
What's the situation? Did you meet the porcelain man again!
When I looked closely, it turned out to be a traffic policeman.
What should I do, I don't have a driver's license, and if I get caught, I will not only be fined, but also detained. The fine is nothing, if you are detained, the bodyguard fee of 200,000 yuan a week...... Isn't it a waste?
Chu Nan was nervous for a while, even if he was already a martial arts master, even if he had "future" experience, there was nothing he could do at this time, because a handsome young male traffic policeman was already standing next to his car.
"Sir, please show your driver's license!" The traffic police said politely.
Chu Nan secretly glanced at Qiu Shiyin, didn't he say that you would handle it?
I saw that Qiu Shiyin was not in a hurry, and seemed to have turned into a senior girl with rich social experience, took out her wallet, took out ~ five hundred-yuan bills, and said politely: "Brother traffic police, it's convenient, my bodyguard left in a hurry today and forgot to bring his driver's license!" ”
"Driving without a license will not only result in a fine, but also a 15-day detention." The traffic policeman said skillfully.
Qiu Shiyin drew ~ five more and said, "Make a friend, okay?" ”
"Although I also like money, I have my principles and pride, and I have a backbone!" The traffic policeman said righteously.
Chu Nan was also quite disgusted with the performance of the little witch, I thought she had the ability to pass the sky, but it turned out that she was just bribing, this ...... In the face of the traffic police with a face full of justice, how can it work!
Qiu Shiyin slowly pulled out ~ ten sheets. It's already twenty!
"I know your principles, this is not a bribe, it's just that we really have an urgent matter, you just be accommodating." Qiu Shiyin's tone remained unchanged and said.
"This ......" the traffic police hesitated.
Qiu Shiyin struck while the iron was hot, and then drew ~ twenty more. Forty in total!
"Okay, let's not take it as an example!" The traffic police took the money and hurried away without changing their faces.
That's it! Chu Nan opened his mouth wide, is this still the traffic policeman who said righteously and righteously a second ago that he was principled, proud, and backbone? How is it that these principles, pride, and backbone are completely crushed by 4,000 pieces?
Chu Nan sighed for a while, suddenly remembered something, and asked Qiu Shiyin: "There doesn't seem to be a number on his chest, have you seen it?" ”
"~ groove, it turns out that the liar is so unprofessional, I was fooled." Qiu Shiyin exclaimed, and then immediately said lightly, "Let's go, isn't it just four thousand yuan, as if I sent the porcelain man!" ”
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