Chapter 236: Kung Fu in Martial Arts

But Le Fan's hand did not touch the imaginary blood, and his heart settled down, it seemed to be the same as the golden light in the book, there was nothing substantial. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Le Fan touched his head and said embarrassedly:

"What the hell are you with? Weird and scary. ”

"Oh, that's the talisman I made, it took so long to scrap, and only three of them were made, if it was early, there wouldn't be three."

"It's been 800 years since you made three of them, are you lazy?"

"I... I... Anyway, that's all I have for all the amulets, they're all for you. ”

"Just like that, Pla flashed for a moment, and you dare to say that it was three talismans? Is it true? How the hell is this thing used? ”

"As long as you encounter mortal danger, it will automatically detonate a talisman, send out a protective shield, and save your life once, three talismans can save your life three times, this thing okay?"

"Cut, who knows if this thing is good or not? If it's really not good, I'm hanging, and I can't find you to return it? ”

"Who said that, don't forget where I am? If it's really not good, I'll ask Boss Bao to change the book of life and death and add longevity to you, you can rest assured, it's absolutely good. ”

"Okay, I'll reluctantly accept this, what else?"

"What's more? Can this thing save lives? You can also worry about your life three times, it's not better than any baby, what more do you want? ”

"Don't you have any other treasures for me? For example, the golden silk armor, the fire beads, the water beads, the antidote pill or something, one of each, of course, if you think of anything better than this, I won't refuse to give it to me. ”

"What kind of golden silk armor, that's just asking for psychological comfort, even if you save your heart, people cut off your head, you don't have to die,

Even if you wrap your neck, people stick in your eyes, you still have to be finished, if you can't do it, just hit your head with a stone, can your head be carried?

What kind of fire, water, poison, with amulets is not the same? This is omnipotent, as long as the threat is your life, it will be automatically activated, and you will be protected in full security, and there is absolutely no risk. ”

"Can't you hope I'm better? Why do you have to tell me what's going on? The golden silk armor is also counted, that is, it can be worth a few dollars,

For example, if the East Evil is on fire, Oh, if the East Evil is the owner of your fourth cheats, then I can go in and save him with the Fire Bead?

Or one day, the East Evil accidentally fell into the water, then if I had a water bead, I would just jump into the water and fish him out.

In case he is bitten by a poisonous snake and happens to be touched by me, then I have an antidote pill, isn't that just the right thing to save him?

And then after saving him, he inadvertently mentioned that he was also a chess lover who was very keen on chess, so his cheats book was not handy?

Will your amulet keep me alive in the fire, or in the water? Or how often is it a talisman? ”

"You're just looking for death, no amount of amulets is enough to save your life, if you really plan to do that,

You can just kill yourself here, this place can protect your corpse from decaying, an absolutely natural mummy, and in a few years, you can take it out for people to see. ”

"You just give a happy word, do you give it or not?"

"No."

Le Fan has been thinking about it for so many years, and he has been bitterly suppressed with empty ambitions but has been unable to succeed, and the grievances of so many years have exploded directly.

So Le Fan began to cheat:

"You said those four books were yours, well, that one was barely yours at the time, but that's been 1,800 years.

Whoever gets it is theirs, right, how can it still be yours? If you say so, I'll give you a few analogies,

For example, Qin Shi Huang, more than 2,000 years ago, the whole land of China was his, and everyone had to listen to him.

Let's talk about a terrific character, Genghis Khan, this guy has opened up the country all the way to Europe, if he comes out again and says that these countries in the middle game are all his, what should he do? ”

"You're unreasonable, is that the same thing as this? Those four books were obviously written by me, huh? To borrow your current words, the copyright is mine, right? ”

"Are you mistaken, the copyright? Has your book been published? Also copyright? Your book is cheats know? It's a secret book, whoever gets it is who's who, where does the copyright come from? Do you have any common sense? ”

"You, you, you。。。。。。"

"What are you, you have lost my luck for so many years, and you don't say I'm sorry, plus a little compensation, you know that you will let the family do coolies for you to work,

Let's ask you for a few treasures to defend yourself, and you're still so dead-locked, I'll talk about it here today, if you don't have any treasures for me to defend yourself today, then we'll shoot it up and scatter it, and we'll mix it up separately, and no one will ask anyone to do anything. ”

"You, you, oh, don't, it took me a lot of effort to get to this point, besides, where do I have any treasures? I'm not an emperor, and those who follow me are poor. ”

"In this way, there is some truth, okay, even if you don't have any treasures, then you can teach me your magic skills or something, you can quickly teach me a few hands,

Don't you know what to do? What did you learn from Master Yilan about the One Yang Finger, by the way, don't you still have any Nine Yin Sutras?

If you can't do it quickly, you can just hand me over the martial arts cheats, and I'll practice slowly. ”

"What a mess? What innate skills will I have there? Who is the master of one lamp? I haven't learned a yang finger from him, have I?

What is the Nine Yin True Scripture? Doesn't that sound like some kind of righteous martial arts? Or maybe it's just a kung fu for women?

I haven't heard of any of this, have you? Who are you listening to? ”

"Huh? It turns out that this is not true, it's over, and you were cheated by Master Jin again, so what kind of kung fu will you have? Swordsmanship? Light work? Skills?......? ”

For a while, Le Fan, a fan of Jin Yong's martial arts, gave full play to his strengths, and counted the exercises that only exist in the martial arts world. (To be continued.) )