Chapter 36: Singing RAP...... Kill me
Song Xiaomei also came to join in the fun, despising her boss: "Director Yang, the 0.8% rating is really not a small achievement, I'm proud, what's wrong?" Everyone is sincerely happy for you, and it's really boring for you to still say that! ”
Yang An had no choice but to beg for mercy: "Okay, okay, okay, can I obey the two of you?" Actually, I'm happy in my heart, but I can't just shout when I see people. Big brother, the ratings of my show are 0.8%, big sister, come and see, the ratings of my show have skyrocketed by 1.5 times Oh, aunt, do you know that I don't? I'm a producer with 0.8% ratings, do you like watching my shows, oh, you don't have a TV at home......"
Seeing Yang An making exaggerated movements towards the imaginary people in the air around him, the two girls laughed and trembled, and slapped Yang An on the shoulder together, asking him not to tease.
Yang An said: "So Xiaomei, what the audience loves to watch is the content of the show, and the ratings are something that only our own insiders will pay attention to." For example, today, eight guests, which means eight program hosts, Xiaomei, tell me, what are our ratings? ”
"Fourth!" Song Xiaomei shouted excitedly, such as a few family treasures: "The rating of the first brother Wang Ming's "Lucky Wheel" is 1.45%, the rating of the first sister Chen Yu's "Chen Yu has an appointment" is 1.31%, the third is Cao Han's "Happy Saturday" with a rating of 1.19%, and then our "Jianghu Laughter" is 0.8%, and the other four are not as good as us! ”
Yang An spread his hands and said: "Look, it's only been more than a month, and we are ranked fourth in the stage. Do you see I'm proud? Am I proud? Am I inflated? ”
Rong Feifei covered her mouth and laughed: "You don't call this inflation?" ”
Yang An automatically ignored it, hammered his palm, and said, "Feifei, you don't have much social experience, and there are some truths that you don't understand." Be a man, don't be rampant when you get in power, your tail is too high and easy to be pulled, let's be low-key. You learn a little, look at it, I'm going to tell you how to behave and how to speak! ”
Seeing Yang An pick up the walkie-talkie and prepare to speak, Song Xiaomei was happy.
Rong Feifei had never seen Yang An speak so seriously, and she really thought that Yang An was teaching her to be a low-key person!
But who is Song Xiaomei? When she saw Yang An's turn of mind, she immediately pursed her lips and laughed, stabbed Rong Feifei with her elbow, and motioned her to wait and see the excitement.
Sure enough, Yang An pressed the walkie-talkie of the general artist group, and shouted with a big grin: "Bet, gamble, bet, tonight's Internet popularity ranking, who dares to compare with my Fei Feibi?" Lose the treat, Sunny Sky Hotel, must be 5,000 tables of grade! ”
Rong Feifei almost collapsed, is this called being a low-key person?
Don't be rampant?
Can you achieve the unity of knowledge and action, Yang An, aren't you deliberately pulling hatred?
Song Xiaomei laughed, ouch and screamed, hugged Rong Feifei's arm, and smiled crookedly on the sofa.
At this time, a voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Yo Yang An, don't be rampant!" Our sister Xintong is not afraid of you! I'm fighting with you! ”
Li Xintong is the little sister of the queen Mo Wen, but her reputation is much worse, she is just a second-rate singer, a few years older than Rong Feifei, she is very lively and cheerful, she has a good reputation in the circle, and she loves to play and make trouble, so when she heard Yang An initiate a war contract, she didn't think much about it, and she was having fun anyway!
Yang An said excitedly: "Okay! Brother Song is so refreshing, I should fight, everyone will help me testify, if I lose, I will invite Brother Song to eat a dinner of 5,000 tables, and Sister Xintong will also appreciate her face! Alas Sister Xintong, I have admired you for a long time, no matter what the result is this time, shall I ask you to be on my show for free? Really, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, I definitely don't take your money, it's better to call your Sister Mo to the show together, I don't mind. ”
Rong Feifei laughed when she heard it, Yang An is fooling around, generally inviting artists to do programs is the announcement fee of the TV station, how can there be a reverse collection of artist money, Yang An said as if Li Xintong took advantage of him!
On the other end of the walkie-talkie, Brother Song laughed: "Okay, you Yang An, you actually hit this idea!" It's free, don't imagine! Sister Xintong said that it's okay to be on your show, but her appearance fee must be doubled! ”
Yang An immediately changed to a pitiful tone: "Don't Sister Xintong, I admit it, I'll quit the game, okay?" You've won now, and I'll ask you to be on my show for free, okay? Be sure to bring Sister Mo with you! ”
"Hahahaha! Yang An, are you here to be funny...... Such a means of co-optation is unheard of! ”
"Don't be fooled, don't be fooled, Yang An's kid has a bad stomach, don't be fooled! He had the idea of asking everyone to record the show for free without paying for it, but it wasn't such a good thing! ”
"Yang An, your trick doesn't work...... You kid became the boss, and you can't afford to pay this money? Come on, come on, my champion Brother Qiang is not convinced, and we have to fight! ”
The walkie-talkie became lively, Li Xintong's agent Brother Song scolded Yang An with a smile, and other MCs who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement also followed Yang An, and collectively crusaded with their mouths, Yang An, you come and go, fighting with them, spitting jokes, gags, and the atmosphere of the artist channel suddenly became high.
Rong Feifei and Song Xiaomei had already laughed crookedly on the sofa, anyway, it was still early, and the other big names didn't come, and the few who chatted with Yang An in the walkie-talkie were all hosts with a good relationship, and the artists in charge were also very kind, and it was no problem to make some harmless jokes.
"Brothers, celebrities, grandparents, you can do it, okay to participate in my show? In addition to money, you can ask for anything else! ”
Yang An was pretending to be pitiful again, these grandsons broke his mask and told him about starting a company, and raised the price one after another.
Rapper Lu Xun was originally sitting and playing with his mobile phone, listening to such a lively conversation, and asked: "This Yang An is the host of "Jianghu Laughter"? ”
The agent nodded: "It's him, he's quite talented, it only took more than a month to increase the ratings of "Jianghu Laughter" by two or three times, and the guest he invited today is the 'National Goddess A4 Waist' Rong Feifei, who has been hyped up during this time, from recording the show to the online hype, all of them were planned by him, which is really amazing! ”
Lu Xun is interested, he has watched two issues of the revised "Jianghu Laughter", and he is also very interested in "A Set of Pancake Fruits", which was very popular on the Internet some time ago, he is a rapper, and when he heard Yang An's name, he immediately had an idea.
He took the initiative to pick up the walkie-talkie and said: "Director Yang, I'm Lu Xun, if I agree to be on your show, can I really make a request casually?" ”
Yang An originally just wanted to be familiar with his face, the MC of a funny show like him can be shameless anytime and anywhere, shameless today, shameless tomorrow, and slowly he will get used to it, playing cheap and cute will become the norm, he can only make more contacts if he plays hard and lets go.
He didn't expect to catch someone, and he was the first rapper in China, and he was Lu Xun, a rap kid who was quite famous in the whole of Asia! If you can really invite him to the show, you will definitely be able to have fun, and the effect will be first-class!
He immediately said: "Yes, yes, except for money, everything else is easy to say." Mr. Lu, why don't I come to your room for a detailed discussion? Shall we sign the contract? ”
Lu Xun smiled: "Director Yang, you're too anxious, right?" I haven't promised you yet, you listen to my request first, as long as you can do it, I will promise you not to pay for your program, and everyone who hears it today can testify. ”
Yang An was overjoyed: "Wow! Mr. Lu, I like you so much, you can mention it! ”
Lu Xun said: "You also know that I am a rapper, if you can sing a RAP song to impress me at today's party, I will promise you to be on the show." ”
Yang An was stunned, let him sing RAP, oh my God, this is the rhythm that is going to force people to death!
There was a burst of laughter from the walkie-talkie, and everyone grabbed the frequency, laughed for a while before speaking, and then coaxed Yang An to sing RAP.
Yang An stubbornly said, "Brothers, don't make trouble, okay?" The program of the party has been set a long time ago, the band and stage art are proficient in rehearsals, how can I sing RAP? This is a live show, how can it be said that it will be added? ”
Suddenly, Wang Ming's voice came out: "Yang An, if you really want to sing, I will make temporary arrangements for you at that time, isn't it very simple to arrange a song temporarily?" ”
How did the first brother Wang Ming come! Yang An was taken aback.
Lu Xun said lively: "That's it, as long as you want to sing, I'll make you a B-Box on the spot!" By the way, you'll have to bring Fei Fei with you and let her dance with you! ”
Another person shouted: "Yang An, you have earned it, Mr. Lu will make a B-Box for you, and our Red Wolf Band also said that we can arrange music for you live." ”
Yang An is dizzy again, what kind of excitement are you Red Wolf Band doing!
The voice of the first sister Chen Yu came out immediately: "Yo, are you chatting so lively?" Yang An, you are also a big name in variety shows, what a good thing to watch, you don't know it, right? How's that, sing or not? You're going to sing, we'll figure it out! If you don't sing, you can play while playing, so don't make trouble~"
fainted to death, a brother and a sister are all coaxing, and others are not allowed to make a fuss with the death?
The party is to be lively, if the artists go down after performing their own shows like clocking in at work, the party will definitely not look good.
There must be some special moves, such as pranking the host, or spoofing the artist, the more hyped topics, the better it looks, and the higher the ratings.
Of course Yang An understood this truth, he waited for a little silence in the walkie-talkie, and said: "Wait a little, I want to discuss with Fei Fei, alas, let me sing RAP, you might as well kill me......"
Laughing constantly in the walkie-talkie, Yang An put down the walkie-talkie and winked at Rong Feifei: "Feifei, I sing RAP, you dance, okay?" ”
Rong Feifei shook her head like a rattle: "Yang An, you better stop making trouble, when is this coming, there is still a rehearsal for the temporary play!" ”
Yang An opened his bag, took out a stack of folded papers, pulled out one and said, "Have you forgotten this song?" This song is a duet that contains RAP. Actually, I was prepared, but I never had a chance to take it out. ”