Chapter 14 Immortals are also crazy
At the latest, the day after tomorrow will be changed to A signing, and then the two guarantees will begin, and they will break out from time to time
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The battle for the elixir became more and more intense, and Lu Dongbin's 10,000-year-old Zhu Guo was denied, because Nezha could not find the immortal who could refine the Crossing Pill now.
Having said that, even if there are immortals who will refine the Tribulation Pill Nezha will not agree to exchange, such as the aura in today's realm can be said to be worlds apart from when Lao Jun was there, who knows if the refined pill has any effect, I am afraid that I don't even know how I died when I used it to resist the Immortal Tribulation Thunder, Nezha didn't want to take this risk.
IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS, HAN XIANGZI'S FLUTE MADE OF NINE HEAVENLY SPIRIT BAMBOO WAS VETOED, THE GOURD OF THE IRON CANOPY LI IMMORTAL WINE PLUS HALF A POT OF IMMORTAL WINE NEZHA DIRECTLY PASSED, THE GIANT SPIRIT GOD'S BIG AXE NEZHA IGNORED IT, AND THE ADMINISTRATOR CHANG'E FAIRY WANTED TO EXCHANGE TWO JARS OF OSMANTHUS WINE BREWED BY WU GANG AND THREE NEW NEON CLOTHES DANCE OF HIS OWN SONG IN EXCHANGE FOR AN ELIXIR, THIS TIME NEZHA DIDN'T SAY A WORD, AND USED A LARGE STRING OF WHITE-EYED SYMBOLS TO MAKE THE FIRST BEAUTY IN THE HEAVENLY REALM RED-FACED.
Seeing this Gao Yang, he couldn't help but laugh again, and said in his heart that this fairy Chang'e has been alone in Guanghan Palace for a long time, and he doesn't even have a bright brain, Nezha is just a little kid, and the temptation of wine is not as big as a string of sugar gourds, this trick is 100% good if it is used on himself, but it is useless to use it on Nezha, a child.
Next, the prices offered by the immortals became bigger and bigger, and many immortals fought hard to get the elixir, and even took out their own talismans.
Shui De Xingjun's magic weapon Tongtian Water Bottle, the pipa of the Eastern Heavenly King Demon Liqing, the Southern Growth Heavenly King Demon Lihong's sword, the Jade Whisk of Tai Bai Xing, and even Zhang Guolao's donkey that has been with him for hundreds of thousands of years have all been staked, but Nezha still didn't take a fancy to it.
"Third Prince, what do you think of my Howling Dog?" When Erlang God proposed to exchange with Nezha with the Roaring Sky Dog, the immortals immediately burst into laughter.
Lu Dongbin: "Yang Sanyan, isn't Zhang Guo's old donkey worth more than your mad dog?" The result? The third prince can't look down on it at all, and now you dare to exchange a broken dog with a shy face, you are too shameless! A series of expressions of disdain.
Erlang God: "The surname is Lu, my day. Your ancestors have the final say, whether you change the third prince or not, when will it be your turn to be here in this BB, you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour! Provoke me to do it. Kill you! "A string of kitchen knives.
Erlang God and Lu Dongbin, the two 10,000-year-old enemies, have nothing to pinch as long as they meet, and the attacks and abuses between them have become a major scenery of the Heavenly Court patient group.
The years in the heavenly realm are boring and long, and now that the aura is weak, cultivation is meaningless, and the only fun for them who have nothing to do is to gather in the group of patients all day long, and watching Erlang God and Lu Dongbin pinch each other has gradually become their greatest pleasure.
Han Xiangzi: "Lu Daoyou, where is your blood?" Dry. Dead dog. Day! "The Eight Immortals and Erlang God have been at odds since ancient times, since yesterday Erlang God said that Han Xiangzi's flute was Xiao, Han Xiangzi remembered that Erlang God had a grudge, and now seeing that the two of them are pinching again, Han Xiangzi was the first to jump out to support Lu Dongbin.
"Yes, Lu Daoyou, say it when you need help, kill him a turtle grandson!"
This time it was Tie Guan Li who spoke, Tie Guan Li didn't look at his legs and feet, but he had a hot temper, because his lame legs were not less involved in fighting with others.
Tie Guan Li and Erlang God have been feuding for a day or two, when he first went to the heavenly realm, the roaring dog of the dog and the human power had chased him and bit him several times, and yesterday the Erlang God who had a bad mouth said that he was a beggar again, if it weren't for the inconvenience of his legs and feet and the fact that the road was too far, with Tie Guan Li's temper, I am afraid that he would have gone to Zhenjun's Mansion to find Yang Jian desperately.
Of course, it wasn't that he didn't help Yang Jian, as soon as Tie Guan Li's voice fell, Shunfeng Er stood up.
"Hey, what are you talking about, what are you talking about, why is the anger so big, Zhenjun, you go to them and see if they can do it. Kill you! ”
Erlang God: "......" cold sweat expression. Paralyzed, are you helping me or helping them, let me find them, one to fight eight? Am I not looking for abuse?
At this moment, Nezha came out: "Yang Erlang, I'll exchange with you." ”
As soon as Nezha's words came out, all the immortals were stupid, exchanging an elixir for a broken dog, are the three princes crazy.
Erlang God: "Third prince, that, I want to ask, what do you want to do with the Roaring Sky Dog?" "Nezha's decision has confused Erlang God, what a change? Yang Jian knew that Nezha used to love dragon slaying, but now the dragon is almost impossible to find, could it be that his hands are itchy again and he wants to slaughter dogs? After all, the Roaring Sky Dog has been with Yang Jian for hundreds of thousands of years, and it is really distressing to let Nezha slaughter him.
"Don't worry, it's not enough for your skinny dog to eat a hot pot after you kill it, I'll pay you back in a few days." Nezha seemed to see Yang Jian's worries, and comforted him.
Erlang God: "Third prince, let's talk about it, you can play as much as you want, just don't kill me." ”
Erlang Shenda was actually reluctant to exchange it for a roaring dog in his heart, because he knew Nezha's character too well, this little rabbit cub even dared to kill a dragon, and it was a fuel-efficient lamp, and his dog was definitely not good in his hands. But the temptation of this elixir is too great, it is a medium-grade elixir to ascend the elixir!
Because Yang Jian is the nephew of the Jade Emperor, he has been exposed to all kinds of elixirs since he was a child, and he has eaten two of the Ascending Pills refined by Taishang Laojun, so when he saw the picture of Nezha, he recognized it as the Ascending Elixir at a glance.
Ascension elixir, medium-grade elixir, one can add a thousand years of cultivation. If this was 100,000 years ago, Yang Jian would not have looked at this level of elixir.
But now it's different, due to the increasingly thinner aura of the heavenly realm, almost all the immortal grass and immortal fruit trees in the heavenly realm have withered, plus the missing immortals such as Taishang Laojun and Antarctic Immortal Weng, who are good at alchemy, have not appeared in 100,000 years.
According to incomplete statistics, in the past 100,000 years, there have been no less than dozens of immortals at the level of golden immortals who have cultivated to Xuan Immortals or even Heavenly Immortals, and there are even rumors that there are immortals at the level of Heavenly Immortals who have shown symptoms of the five decays of heaven and man, and the immortal souls will be scattered......
Even if he is as strong as Yang Jian, in the heavenly realm where the aura is so thin that it is almost negligible, the mana has dissipated less than half of what it was at its peak, and what makes Yang Jian the most painful is that because he was beaten by the Monkey King back then, his head with sequelae also began to ache every now and then.
Especially in recent years, Yang Jian's headaches have become more and more frequent, and almost every time it happens at night, tormenting Yang Jian unspeakably and losing a lot of hair.
Therefore, today, when he recognized that this was a psychic pill, he suddenly decided in his heart to take it down at all costs, in Yang Jian's heart, whether he could increase his cultivation for a thousand years or not, even if he slept for a thousand years, he could sleep peacefully.
In the end, Nezha and Yang Jian made an agreement in front of the immortals in the group, as long as the roaring dog arrived, the elixir would be transmitted to Yang Jian.
And Yang Jian, in order to relieve the patient as soon as possible, immediately promised Nezha to inform the Roaring Sky Dog to report to the Third Prince's Mansion, and if it goes well, with the foot strength of the Roaring Sky Dog, he can reach the Third Prince's Mansion in half an hour.
Seeing that this elixir had nothing to do with them now, the immortals envied Yang Jian, and at the same time, they chatted for a while before they dived down unwillingly, and the group returned to its previous tranquility.
As soon as Gao Yang withdrew from the Tianting patient group, he saw Huang Shuliang walk in with a middle-aged man who was as thin as a bamboo pole, this person Gao Yang knew, his name was Chen Guoqiang, the director of the Medical Department of the Provincial People's Hospital, and Gao Yang's internship application form for each department rotation was signed by him.
Huang Shuliang first looked around, and then clapped his hands vigorously, "Everyone is quiet, now I would like to ask Director Chen of the Medical Department to announce the results of the Medical Department's handling of the personnel involved in this major incident that happened just now." ”